-Well, Jaleesa,
usually interns aren't allowed to present to
the VP of Costco Marketing, but I'm excited
to hear your ideas. -I won't let you down, sir. As you know, Costco sales
are sky high among middle-aged people, but teenagers
only ever come to our stores to do kick flips
in the parking lot. -Mm-hmm, yeah. How do we
get them to come inside? -Well, here's what we know --
teens love music. So we need a pop group that's
going to speak to my generation. Please welcome
Glitter Revolution. [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
-Hello, Costco. Glitter Revolution is here. [ Explosion sound plays ] -So this is Glitter Revolution? Hey, all you corporate freaks.
-Are you ready to have -- Are you ready to have your
khakis explode from the back? -We're a three-person
bop factory, where the smokestacks go... -"Whoo-whoo!" -We are Glitter Revolution, -And we want to know
what the hell is up, Costco? -Hm. This definitely
isn't the Eagles, but, uh, I'm here to learn. -Well, thank you,
warehouse savings legend. Let's hit it. ♪ Attention, Costco shoppers ♪ -♪ Do-do do-do-da-da,
do-do-da-da, do-do-dee ♪ ♪ Bulk bitches only ♪ ♪ Peanut brittle in bulk ♪ -♪ Aquarium rocks in bulk ♪ -♪ Humidifiers in bulk ♪ -♪ And a can of tuna
that's one foot tall ♪ -♪ Do-do do-do-da-da,
do-do-da-da, do-do-dee ♪ -♪ Big bulky bitches ♪ -♪ Come to the bomb ♪ [ Explosion sound plays ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Wow! Our teen customers are going to
absolutely stand this. I'm closing my eyes,
and I'm seeing Olivia Rodrigo
buying bags of beef Wellington. -Exactly.
And you won't believe this, but they write all their songs
from scratch. -Right.
-Just like the Eagles. -That's right, and we took a
little research trip yesterday. -It was iconic. We sampled Bagel Bites
next to a forklift. -Yeah. We each got
$4 prescription eyeglasses. -And, yeah, we all bought
George W. Bush's new book. -And that's when we realized
Costco is such a vibe. -This next song is about
the famous Costco restaurant. -♪ Attention, Costco diners ♪ -♪ Hey, boy, are you hungry? ♪ -♪ Hey, boy, chicken Caesar ♪ -♪ Hey, boy,
I got a dollar fifty ♪ -♪ 'Cause you can get me
hot dog ♪ -♪ You can get me hot dog ♪ [ Explosion sound plays ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Hey, that's actually
the best song I've ever heard. -Yeah. It's such a slay that
Kirkland brand can be anything. -Kirkland brand is deli meat,
fleece, water bottles. -And, yeah, tires, too.
Slay, car. [ Laughter ] -Well, Glitter Revolution,
here's what I can do. I'd like to offer you
a $5 million, 10-year contract. -Really?
-Uh-huh! -Yes! -On one condition -- I want to hear you dis
our competitors. -Glitter Revolution,
show him the track where you drag
Costco's enemies' asses to hell. -[ Scoffs ]
Order up, legend. This song is called "Flop Shop." -♪ Attention, Costco rivals ♪ ♪ Tongue lashing coming
for yooooou ♪ -♪ Walmart, you're a flop shop ♪ -♪ Trader Joe's,
you're a flop shop ♪ -♪ Amazon is quaking
in her boots, bitch ♪ -♪ Best Buy, get F'd ♪ -♪ Sam's Club, go to hell ♪ -♪ Target, suck a toad ♪ ♪ Every other store
found dead in a ditch ♪ [ Explosion sound plays ] [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Speaking indistinctly ] Mm. -I'm so sorry,
Glitter Revolution. My boss says that,
after hearing that third track, we cannot give you the
$5 million Costco brand deal. -Aw!
-Come on. -Instead [sighs] we're going to
have to give you the... $25 million deal. -Perfect!
-Oh, yeah! -[ Chuckles ]
-Yeah! -Well, how old are you guys? -We're all 15, except for she's 32 and I'm 30. [ Laughter ] -And I'm 45. ♪ Do-do do-do-da-da,
do-do-da-da, do-do-dee ♪ -♪ Bulk bitches only ♪ ♪ Come to the ball ♪ -[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
I watched the whole show but somehow I missed this skit?
I wonder if they should've kept this skit and cut the PowerBall one
I love Aidy and Kim together
I can’t dance and always feel really uncomfortable doing so and I love that Kim is the same
Okay Kim can’t dance but she can bop 😂🥰
Omg Kim’s voice actually sounds rly pretty lol
YESSSSSS COSTCOOOOO 😂 I fucking love CostCo
Omg KIMS VOICE is pretty!!!! I love how she is dancing but smirking and I kind of understand why she “doesn’t dance” hehehe. Also thought it was cute how both Bowen and Aidy kind of patted Kim on the shoulder while they’re running offstage after the skit.
I didn’t see this either. Prob good Kim looked SO uncomfy here