James May's Raging Insults

a quick situation update I'm driving through sunny it shut up bad news James I'm afraid there's a tunnel coming up just relax enjoy a bit of quiet Clarkson I know it's you you're insufferable over on the bloody throne [Music] you Muppet what's that um and what I never knew Namibia had to see it doesn't have to see that's what massive seeing it one massive stupid see that's navigated us back to where we started just say yes why did we even believe you can navigate others need to come to us who sees there's two seas here for believing that that sea could never get oh you're right I couldn't possibly freezing cold sandpaper don't got a coat on it's thin have you felt it no I haven't even got a thin coat I've only got a t-shirt anyway I'm not gonna give competitive with you about who's the coldest I'm the girl all the loss dust you're gonna have to go round the outside straight ahead there I'll tell you when to go right hand down good there Oh God cut good good that's too good good okay why did you tell me to go why did I listen to you you you imbecille you'll have to pull them out is that the sign for boom wrap that as I've been guarded by the Village People it's working now unless argh yes immense danger y'all really helped me I've got the guideline they're the big names on to the wind Hammond can you swing it round to really swing you yes we've got to save the car it's a reef save it I haven't those guys strong who that's to release it you Muppet I thought it was a guide rope I steer it you just release it when he's on he told me to steer it with that rope he said pull the rope this is a hundred thousand pound crane why would you steer it with a piece of string it's got all these knobs and buttons that are you steer it you release it so that's a quick release yes got it be brained by the waves for a while he waded ashore again and came up with a harebrained scheme where the Fiat would be an anchor and the Jeep a tug that's looking good Oh No Clarkson you're pulling me into the seat boxer you pulled me in the sea you Muppet so water is just well you I don't particularly want to see you just to be absolutely clear right well I got here at 4 a.m. wet with consumption smelling like a damn dog try to sleep in the car and what did I hear no snoring your car snoring that bloody generator thing it's like someone's snoring but without the pauses in the breath the generator is necessary to keep money fish fresh where's your water go on my head anyway we've got to make more water this is water I was just about to explain that that is normal water which we're all familiar with you drink it's sea water is salty we all know that it some salt it's not that sort of salt that is no it isn't that it's salt of salt exactly sea salt has extra minerals in that that doesn't that's been refined this is sea salt so we have to work out I'll show you normal water needle at the bottom okay we have to mix enough salt to put the needle on there right at the top of the scale okay and I know that's 25 litres no we're doing 25 litres at a time I'm doing 25 litres to work out how much salt to put in so what do you think I should do why are you so angry with me I've come to help you haven't come down almost just standing there being fatuous and bringing a thing of salt from a seaside cafe from the 1950s in Morken bugger off please get on with it go away oh come and rescue I'm going down my boat smash to pieces James I go and help you with that my boats look at take the aegis it's all the way over there it's going down and I'd have to move mine out of the way yeah and then I'd have to walk up there learn those rocks it's gone oh Jesus it's so cold you bastard have you ever seen the testicles have retreated we don't need to know that having finally got fed up with him Hammond and I decided to get radical so that night as James slept we modified his car slightly [Music] this made James very unpleased [Music] listen I am prepared to tow your boot full of water that's important I'm looking at Oh a dead engine that's full of water as well that's just a waste of fuel Robert it wasn't dead I could amend it that one's we dragged it out this ignition I've done it five times already you complete I hope you get bilharzia of the ball sack like that see if he's asked for it [Music] I think you're following him too close like that this sod off has it been affected the handling [Music] what was that yes it's a race thoughtful price to break down this why is that because there's a little path that you Hammond and I can go round off you go leave it don't touch it leave it don't try and help go away everybody's getting a bit bad-tempered maybe because it's so hot could be that he's not very keen on us helping is he my head right next to the thing go we then headed over to the pub for breakfast however one you made us any breakfast because breakfast is reserved exclusively for my friends and none of them are here anything yes seriously I have not made you anything the next morning we were up at first light to attempt another escape this has a stop facility but I don't know how it works it's really go ahead you still don't that's amazing isn't it as firing 80 tonnes a second roughly don't go car trouble yeah elastin you see it's broken down anyway look you I've got long to get it going cuz I'm gonna be down again in a second changed and ready to roll

Channel: Mr Car Bloke

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Id: 3iCDMdzv1tA

Length: 9min 56sec (596 seconds)

Published: Tue May 05 2020