James May's Inconspicuous Shed

Allen said James and I off to get supplies something called a garden center it was a place which seemed to be mostly full of sheds what kind of nerd would find those interesting Wow in the shed zone James was struggling to find something which matched his rigorous standards and this is dangerous and close to being gazebo this is heading in the right direction but something bigger no policy should not just think she fell off there also put it back okay good cry and with his usual sense of urgency James started on the shed oh yes quantity one heavy-duty workshop door end heavy-duty workshop plain end to heavy-duty workshop window panels yes two heavy-duty workshop this was ridiculous James had to be reminded that we were against the clock isn't nobody's don't lock - about the screws are not than the right length in the wrong holes you just enter the shed with the wrong screw left over and it won't be long enough but the oldest my build the shed I'm building this unit is holding the shoulder your same in use is this your tape measure might be see the thing about this shelf is that on it one day we'll rest a component that's a Stephen Redgrave CBE five times Olympic gold medalists will pick up and use to create something brilliant that can only happen because people have sheds with stuff in them see what I mean it's alright now um now you've got to lift it no Avenue Avia man honestly how can you be so useless man how it is really listen honestly that's the only bit of this project that has gone properly the shed was up and perfect you've Regla [ __ ] and you've wrecked you stupid idiotic li designed no this is insane that that's a loss not it's not it isn't because it turns out that this doesn't let it this is no good for shooting branches on but the river of gravel cascading majestically through the garden to end in the tradition isn't it what how far we are from a river of gravel run until you got nobody's got its got a river of track marks a broken stupid toy Diggory the whole sites along the way on the river I'm the crane stuff look at the holes look at that that's Dennis Dennis has come how long have you been here four out of five hours it's gone backwards eyes we do need to speed up and a short while later James had his shed back up as well you so to eat a big spanner off you can see the big spanner is missing put the big spanner on you know it's in the right place if Jeremy Clarkson came in here and did that you'd see immediately that that is not the correct spanner for that peg that should be on there and that should be on there with James suffering from an industrial bout of OCD I set about removing some red graves flowerbed fire the crow that usually clears them James didn't take the news well though William done to my bloody said man I have this bond and it that'll buff out what time is this program on is it 10 o'clock yeah is it 10 o'clock on bbc2 yes are we be on the water [ __ ] yes you're a [ __ ] Jeremy what no member of the sistine Redgrave family plays rugby well be able see you there well actually they weren't again James was very angry with me I think you've got something to say to me haven't you I'm surprised how heavy rugby posts are something along the lines of I'm sorry James I am a fully rigged lady anyone you pollution go Steve Hill grave will be here in half an hour we've got to speed up again yeah that's cut loose mo just hang on let me just now that's going to drill it properly you'll get some proper blackening of the chicken absolutely oh hang on no no you it that's it wait no let me do I go to do it I'm sorry I'm sorry you're frozen McGillis I'm sorry to me look to me welcoming someone me do it that's all what Russia Syria children reading it was shouted in ground floors why don't we tell his wife Phyllis and the women called him yet - pretty right - put it rock it was just about to start that's cuz he's coming home

Channel: FrozenHaxor

Views: 7,937,435

Keywords: james may, top gear, shed, ocd, Ground Force (TV Program), destruction, captain slow

Id: 3Mgtoa_LanU

Length: 6min 43sec (403 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 11 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

"It was a place that seemed to be mostly full of sheds, what kind of nerd would find that interesting?"

James May: "wooooow"

[u/kevincupp]

Full episode

[u/[deleted]]

Ohhhh I can't wait for these morons to be back in my living room again. I'm cracking up.

[u/SmashThompson]

I love how badly they fuck up his lawn in this and how mad James gets about his shed constantly vein destroyed. I imagine they had to pay for it to be professionally fixed afterwards.

[u/DOHCMerc]

I didn't even know the TGGF was a thing until about two weeks ago, I'm glad its coming back into light.

Now I'm off to prune my trees with a shotgun.

[u/inibrius]

'You've frozen me goolies!' - Richard Hammond

[u/JeremyBloodyClarkson]

Might be my favorite "Top Gear" episode of all time. And to think it has no cars in it at all....

[u/pibroch]

"James, I am a fully rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock"

[u/syringistic]

Since I am Polish, my favorite part of that show was "sensing the tension, the Poles fled" as it has all the construction workers jumping the fence and running off into the field.