James May's OCD Compilation

and it had the latest in high-tech dashboards that's a mess isn't this going to drive your ocd mad i mean well i put labels on things to you know corresponding to what i think they do hazards what's that i've got one of those i've had to put a question mark on it mine is a sports lorry this is a 1972 rolls-royce corniche specifically it's james may's 1972 rolls-royce cornish you can tell it's his partly because it's the slowest car i've ever driven partly because everything is absolutely spotless oh sorry james and partly because he's in the booth [Music] so you take the big spanner off you can see the big spanner is missing put the big spanner on you know it's in the right place if jeremy clarkson came in here and did that you'd see immediately that that is not the correct spanner for that peg that should be on there and that should be on there with james suffering from an industrial bout of ocd i set about removing sir redgrave's flower have to put the seatbelts on once you've got to do it six times okay i've got to do that and then wait whilst you put your seatbelt on and then do all your pre-flight checks to make sure the air vents can i just move this along do you mind when archaeologists unearth this house they will find evidence of the british public being funny here it is introducing a pink brick to an otherwise red one now i didn't notice that because we were building the wall from the other side and it wasn't until we got up to there that we spotted it which means it's embedded forever and if it was you who did this i hate you power oh i don't know what are you saying let's see no look james just old-fashioned tuning cylinder heads cam shafts inlet manifolds you get filthy dirty think of that all night long an all-nighter all those bolts you could name and line up we won't interfere put spanners back in order and i promise we wouldn't [ __ ] about oh god my dubs have escaped my dubs have got out what doves what do you mean goddamn my doves from my magic box they're all over the back they've cracked everywhere upset by the mess ocd may ejected the culprit oh my god there's a lorry that is an extra it would be interesting therefore to see how much faster this is than the now defunct 430 but there's a problem you see this is james's actual car the car in which he keeps a little brush for cleaning the air vents and he said we could borrow it providing we didn't fiddle with any of the settings or make it dirty in any way these chocolate bars just go everywhere um anyway and what we ended up with is stephen fry with keira knightley's face so one massive lead yeah one massive leak just where james was yeah you stepped in yeah are you quite finished no you are yeah completely could never drive you far again but no you can't you ate a chocolate bar in my car well it doesn't matter you can't drive it anymore i think yes the seat swivel i can get a lot of brightly colored mother care brothers james however was loving this when cleaning the car you sort of clean your mind all you have to worry about is is that bit there as clean as it could be no it isn't so let's improve it that's on now hey james 21. i got a metal willy captain ocd however was not in the mood for willy gags where the chuffing hell has it gone this is why you put them back in the same place where did you put it last time you had the 19. oh for god's sake spanner and with his usual sense of urgency james started on the shed oh yes can i give you an idea of how much ocd james has got okay this is a watch it's got the little pointer thing that has to go by the 12. yes so if i talk to james and it's there everything's all right if i do that it drives him yeah because you're not actually timing anything so if you don't like it you can't just leave it there because it's the funniest thing in the world when he's talking on top yeah i'll just sit and go and it shuts him up because it's not straight i've done it again there i'll pull the sleeve down you'll never know because jake used to do something straight but jake seems so balanced so [Music] captain ocd was making storming progress 14th street this is good predictably though james was being too anal to notice that's all he's done he files he takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it's supposed to be james what stop filing for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out do you know where it is do you know what it looks like yes no you don't quantity one heavy duty workshop door end heavy duty workshop plane end two heavy-duty workshop window panels yes two heavy-duty this was ridiculous james had to be reminded that we were against the clock but it's you've spent like half an hour if the screws are not then the right legs in the wrong holes you can get the end of the shed with the wrong screw left over and it won't be long enough [Music] james meanwhile was taking so long that he ran out of time [Music] 17 miles 60 miles an hour no it's an hour about by this stage captain ocd had finally joined the race correct use of the horn there to warn of your presence going past there's a city i go to i have an 80z in there somewhere i've got road maps for everywhere and then okay whatever disease i happen to catch in the car there's a pill to cure it just in there the only thing i keep in my car is a little paint brush for cleaning dust out of the switches you're scaring me mate and i always like to have the air vents lined up really so they're completely talking now and if anybody moves them no stop it i get really angry does genuinely scare me he does yeah properly um hey listen if i know james may at all but i'm sorry to have to say i do he won't be so cross about the theft of half of his bonnet as he will be about the shoddiness of the execution of the theft it's not a neat job that will wrangle look at it i mean that looks like it was done with a knife and fought by the council it's not square it's not neat he's wasted material he's left sharp edges it's all bent i cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was the right way to do it i don't mind you taking a bit of my bonnet that's fair i do mind you doing such an appalling bloody job of that you have pissed it out honestly i could do a better job than that with the end of a bulldozer well i i couldn't find any tools the back of the car is full of bloody tools the biggest tool in this operation was you a pair of tin sets looks like a pair of robust scissors and their function is obvious they are obviously not a hammer this could go off obviously not a screwdriver they are obviously not a splatter they are obviously designed there we go let's get rid of him [Music] these cars are now looking well i'd call them heroic james was so disgusting james may how annoyed are you by the dirtiness of your car i was just saying that we're in disgrace because this is a shiny spangly city we should make our cars shiny and spanx it only takes a minute to clean them these look like they've done work and battled and fought through now they look dirty well james you've got minus a hundred is that a minus yes that's a minus come on what else did you expect look you failed to address any of these things the ruined bonnet the crumpled roof door mirror missing all these dents all you did was concentrate all your time on one scratch and it's still here look i ran out of time what you did there was prove what i've said all along polish doesn't work it can't get rid of anything when you ever see the nhs go oh that's a nasty head wound we'll get some tea cut on it it doesn't get rid of anything all he did was end up with a really clean scratch exactly all right all right let's move it on look right let's pitch the tents done beer it's already chilled that would be lovely i'll put dinner on oh god what though my bed's gone out of alignment oh you've got problems there you go what's your nothing you use the tampons to clean a cooker because i couldn't get my finger in it he doesn't have ocd listen no you do have ocd i don't you know the bezel on a watch you know the little arrow thing here if i have it here he's fine but if i put it round ready don't there it's like kryptonite get it back in the right position you can't you can't bear it if i haven't got that arrow i'll tell you the other interesting thing about tampons seriously if you've anybody got like an old twin cylinder motorcycle parallel twin you'll know this you always get a little bit of oil you will you get a little bit of oil that always leaks out through the seal and it collects and you can't get at it to mop it up all right you put a little on the end of the screwdriver phillips like a schwarzenegger arrangement full of tampons just in case it's a new application for an existing technology acting like we do go away i can't stand there somebody you can't bear it you honestly cannot bear it if i do that anyway pray silence now please for the most

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Id: igA_0WaTC6s

Length: 11min 25sec (685 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 25 2021