It Came From Tumblr #74 | Binge Compilation

it's a pinch because we have a whole bunch of new people i got to do this again so basically how this works this is a recap of all the things that are done for people who like to study or listen to or fall asleep to the audios because they end up being longer so they actually are the same videos that you wouldn't support so every time you do the whole is this a repost thing technically it is yes but it's not for you it's for the people who like to study and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna have to do this every 10 videos but who cares if anything i'm just going to make these more ridiculously longer until you get absolutely annoying and you're just going to want to skip over the part [Music] remember when rebecca sugar was a character in sailor moon who worked as an animator she herself is an anime reference writing prompt you pick up a small device on a small screen it simply says one skill point remaining and a list of eight attributes you click on strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little the screen now says level up to gain more skill points jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racket swinging at rats with wild abandon behold the vegan swimming pool i love that this implies water isn't vegan well for my last episode sometimes not you're about to eat these friend flies with a cider catcher bone altitude called me chef balti these memes have reached a state of esotericism that will render them indecipherable to anyone in a few years i won't let anyone forget that chris hemsworth was in a show about tween girls riding horses and learning the true meaning of friendship you can never leave the saddle club chris never when i get married i want to get or make a sign that says welcome to the bone zone with skeletons on it and all that jazz so every time the spoos and i this so every time the spoobs and i are in a funky mood i can say to the bone zone and cackle as i do a stupid dance to our room whoever you marry is gonna be a lucky son of a gun y'all storm area 51 they can't stop all of us was only eight months ago it's no time at all i really thought it was like two years ago like if a child was conceived on the day they stormed area 51 it probably wouldn't even be born yet these past five years have been the longest century of my life if that is not the epitome of hyperbole i don't know what is free kitten a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented bel-air i was looking for free furniture but maybe that's not what i was meant to find yeah i'm willing to get stabbed on craigslist for this fat baby oh i'm jail off harry his british accent is so cute wait that red thing is called harry oy mate that red thing is a member of the royal family you're all beautiful in your own special way yes we are except for you yes you're right i'm beautiful for normal reasons i want more overgrown ruins to explore and if i have to make them myself then so be it this makes me picture someone aggressively planting vines around a family dollar that closed down two weeks ago oh they're doing the lord's work sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should have never existed but i don't think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good there would have been cat sonas there would have been so much not safer where cats fan art a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we've never seen before and now mercifully never will this was for the best oh yeah apparently i ain't sound like sally fingers to some baby baby baby people so uh we're gonna do this properly i guess with this goat pose before i go to any further because you ever meet someone who's just asking to be struck down by the gods stop citing crockers it's 20 20. that's so [ __ ] lazy obsessed with the ideal of angels seeing the first human death what's wrong with this one it's just so [ __ ] funny like angels saying you've been died for the first time like that's wow what did you do after this you joke but i 100 headcanon angels poking a human corpse with a stick like revive dammit i want to see what happens next get up your little [ __ ] you got a character arc to finish hey mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings that wasn't mom i have a tiny mouth and i'm a scream this video is brought to you by this baby go get one dirt tasty ah the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please but the irt stands for it's really tasty hey babe proceeds to let out wasps bucky are you okay can i be okay and also give my babe a spontaneous a romantic gift society peeked at the ipod nano why is this right seven million people in the earth zero messages in my inbox seven million in the earth freedom writing prompt you're suddenly able to see numbers above people's heads which are counting down and you have no idea why one person you meet reaches zero and hand your ravioli from their back pocket the numbers it's ravioli countdown you are the ravioli receiver but do i really want pocket ravioli yes you do you know what strength is forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die strength is when you help your mom lift a heavy couch and shibashi mcdonald's after yeah a comparison of a male pac-man frog left and a female right or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole madame speedy we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed no we absolutely do not if your hands are cold it's just your ghost boyfriend holding your hand my feet are cold milky way supermassive black hole seems to be getting hungrier and scientific let him eat this actually worries me a little why are you the black hole that's neither here or there when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven okay i just realized they used oven instead of dishwasher but i kind of forgot what it was called and used the next best guess i could think of called the washing machine i think it's a dryer like who would be feeling wet-ass clothes god this pose is a [ __ ] train wreck this woman wanda vetom was an actress who appeared in three classic who episodes she also happens to be the mother of benedict cumberbatch all hail the mother bats creative are come along don't ever call cumberlord again see if you're charming and intriguing and have good negotiation skills you can in fact keep your soul while bargaining with some sort of centuries-old entity demonic or otherwise what even prompted this you ask i went to a car dealership this randomly landed on our porch last night after a storm this is an omen oh god 4chan rises bro is the playstation 5 coming out soon or something give him time he would have to come out to a lot of people maybe not everyone who would accept him for who he is wait what kind of come out brett cashiers have chairs cashiers don't have chairs where you live what the [ __ ] in america if you're not standing you're not working in europe you're working while you're working chairs help you what the [ __ ] is up with america hold up people in other countries get to see what working america needs help i love cultural realizations like this it surprised me so much when i went to europe and cashiers were sitting if you turn to your left you see the emos is that my chemical romance oh my god not every group of emos is my chemical romance just the [ __ ] up tumblr okay but it actually is my chemical romance this is the funniest [ __ ] thing i've ever seen guys i have a great idea behold a platypus bear nah barry the platypus bear i still think one of the funniest things about mario of sunshine is when bowser jr calls peach's mom and she doesn't go full denial it's like oh [ __ ] maybe sort of look like peach my girl wouldn't you remember giving birth to a giant dragon egg old west saloon owner make it so the floorboards don't creak when regular patrons walk in but do creak when a mysterious stranger walks in what what if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it their first drink costs 10 percent extra then only new people who don't know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it did did you just write an algorithm for human behavior because that is exactly what i would expect from a robot appreciation tumbler very important reminder don't forget the contents of this reminder have been erased that's just adhd in a nutshell i forgot i made this post so i'm pretty sure this was the mood why do i toilet paper the wrong way behold well that's valid okay i'll accept that but you're on thin ice what i love about spy kids is they're not spying on anyone and absolutely no one cares spy is basically a dnd class in the spy kids cinematic universe there's zero espionage the word spy just refers to a collection of proficiency modifiers is that right concept all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods what is a customer a miserable little pile of coupons but enough talk karen have at you fencing coach how your legs feeling after that workout sore good make your thighs big as mother russia you know what they say about women with big thighs yes can crush head between legs like watermelon you and i we have very different fantasies speaking of which bam wait she's looking thick always has been oh wishing i was on a balcony in italy wearing a long floral dress eating fresh fruit and staring at the sunset and landscape below me wish i was the hulk i wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy wearing a long floral dress eating fresh fruit and staring at the sunset in landscape below me why do people always get so weird about wheelchair users i'm literally just a person sitting down you're sitting down and moving at the same time like some kind of witch plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him plankton has a humiliation fetish sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world just a suggestion but they right if you're reading this it's too late hurry send the good vibes away they're coming there's nothing you could do to stop them this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up opossum broke into an australian bakery and ate so many pastries that couldn't move this is how they found him i live for this post do what you must for i have already won today i learned there are three types of fun type 1 fun is enjoyable while it's happening type 2 fun is miserable while it's happening but fun in retrospect type 3 fun is not fun at all not even in retrospect how the [ __ ] is activity that's no fun during or after considered a type of fun okay you know how a lot of people play a game called league of legends mort evil incarnate madagascar march incredibly disturbing secrets exposed to part one theory there are three other parts of this and it adds up to almost two hours of dissecting whatever these cartoon rat sins are never mind this rat is genuinely [ __ ] up oh my god there's ordered tremendous a beard and the sudowudo just blended itself in and with it it's literally hiding with other trees hello fellow plantites yes my goodness what a nice day to photosynthetize how about them chloroplasts i do love me some chlorophyll what a great time to have cell wall yes because of reasons is always a legitimate reason because [ __ ] you that's why is also acceptable for science is a good excuse don't forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something not since the accident can be the answer to any question and you guys are leaving out think of the children as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you peter dinklage and jason momoa to star in a vampire con movie the good bad and undead dinklage will play a famed vampire hunter van helsing while mamoa plays a vampire who's promised never to kill again and the two run a scam where van helsing makes money by pretending to defeat mamoe's character is is this just not the plot of shark tale it is hey i'm living for it all of my characters are idiots i cannot change this they say write what you know and i know nothing redemption arc this a redemption like that where's an ark where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result where is my bastardization arc oh my god negative character development oh that was a fun day of doing videos i guess i could oh no oh no oh no how did you get in here gonna get a cold one gotta get a gold one gonna get a cold one oh god plague doctors but instead of having a wooden stick to examine patience and defend themselves they use one of these bad boys oh sticky with your timers we strive to be an actual tumbler that shows up in pm seymour's videos in our slash tumblr but the fact that we're always on discord doesn't help and i'm guilty because i get these from the discord server inflatable toast mattress does it come with butter pillows okay is anyone reading the description allow me breakfast in bed no breakfast is the bed sleeping on this giant six by seven inflatable toast mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee in reality you should not use the inflatable toast mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excessive heat this piece of toast is made of plastic not bread so if you wake up and smell burning toast you are probably just having a stroke 169.95 add one to the cart now do it some creepy pasta from 2011 and the cartoon man had hyper-realistic eyes and everything was red meat aged 12. walks into the toilet hey barbara barbie i told you not to call me that michael minerva how have you been mickey and minnie mouse we talked about this well i was today years old when i realized minnie was a nickname for minerva notice due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer i will climb the trees and scream in their absence you really think you could replace them you really think you would sound half as good how dare you stand where he once stood imagine you're oc just imagine beautiful so is it a thing in american english to use texas as a word for like something that's out of control or chaotic or like is crazy like that party last week it was totally texas because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i think it's important for americans to know that this is the best thing i've ever heard i'm sorry what this is the sexiest [ __ ] i've ever heard export you as a jpeg and turns the quality way down by being compressed no matter how much you plan and plot and research and prepare you will never actually feel ready you might as well just jump right in and do the thing upon reading this i feel like i should specify i was talking about writing and not murder me anytime a sex scene takes place in a show or movie this is literally the most unnecessary thing can we not [ __ ] this i want swords this is boring [ __ ] oh baby just wait till i start wreaking havoc in this trader joe's gonna break so much havoc cause some drama on the pasta aisle i don't know punch a cantaloupe maybe for being a [ __ ] every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling humans be friend though every culture also makes a sword if they got metal they make a sword if they don't have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they got and they make that into a sword coincidence i think nuts now the two constants in all civilizations tasty fried food endanger murder sticks i'm not a hippie i'm a vegetarian human rights activist taking step towards being 100 environmentally friendly this is like that one post where someone said they weren't entitled and then describe themselves as entitled except the opposite imagine if trees gave off wi-fi signals we would be planting so many trees and we would probably save the planet too too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe my dearest beloved fuckos is a fun gender-neutral way to begin a speech see also esteemed bastards gentle folk pharaohs domesticated cryptids and my fellow years and haws wife is purging in an ant due any day suddenly the contractions start can won't i'm haven't don't is it she says doc it appears the contractions are worsening the nurse says in between breaths the wife gaffs and screeches y'all did leonardo da vinci don't call him that leonardo da in vinci world it's milk or bee milk it's really not don't flanos lenos oh flanos i hate it had to label the old trash barrel so the collectors would know how to take them and so the trash barrels became trash themselves take us away boys this should be the last post on tumblr before it's shut down take us away bye okay i just need my coffee and we'll get scissors traded it there's nothing sacred to you anymore yes i am a grill and yes i play games wow another one of those gamer grills they're just doing it for the attention the nintendo isn't even turned on we're going back to the normal go device i can't do the salad one anymore do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands you just described breathing i'm fairly certain i did not this reminds me of how i just put the noodles in the pot immediately rather than wait for the water to boil masso why does your wording make it sound like you're trying to start discourse on the validity of your cooking methods i seek knowledge and the best findings are made out of desperation to escape the brimstone not from the comfort in a loving community you seek to uphold yo socrates it's soup ugh moldy lemon they've been lying to us shane it's too early for this it's never too early to expose dangerous business practices booty shorts that say chick-fil-a wants me dead wouldn't it be shorter to say gay it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message ye hungry man hungry woman hungry waffle my yes the three genders they said it couldn't be done then piogram this is the most important visual panda i've ever been posted on the internet what is happening pitosis is happening it's really august huh like eight whole months have passed disgusting this post was written in 2018 but it hits a lot harder now i hate being high why do i keep hearing footsteps are you walking oh [ __ ] anyone want to get an argument with me okay cream cheese isn't that good i was kidding but you know what [ __ ] you for real you'll understand when you're older i am older and i understand absolutely nothing in fact i actually understand less is there anything better than kissing a cat's soft bella kissing a sleeping cat soft little forehead and hear him then go oh my god you're so right i wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into an abandoned kmart parking lot just before dawn jesus i didn't say a whole different dimension pros are wearing a lab coat look like cool science person or maybe smart doctor pockets long allows for cool whoosh when walking with unbuttoned and feel like important cons of wearing a lab coat getting harassed by a platypus hmm the minute you see anything described as or includes misadventures in the title you know that shit's gonna be annoying unfunny or stupidest [ __ ] oh oh oh flapjack i'm so [ __ ] sorry listen i'm not the biggest fan of kids but if a kid looks at me then you bet i'm gonna smile back at them kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay but the world is not kind or safe then [ __ ] do your part to make it that way yeah yeah every time i see myself in the mirror i get distracted i'll be walking down the street and see myself in the reflection of department store window and then i'm gone narcissus wrote this today i learned that if johnny depp's filming schedule didn't allow him to be in charlie in the chocolate factory dwayne the rock johnson would have played willy wonka who wants some [ __ ] chocolate yes oh my god give

Channel: P.M. Seymour

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Keywords: voice, audio, P.M. Seymour, comedy, reading, discord, twitter, tumblr, social media, posts, reading posts, late night blogging, blogging, editing, not for kids

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Length: 22min 4sec (1324 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 06 2020