INSULTS MATCH vs STEPHEN TRIES

hello guys and welcome to another calix video lovely crowd here today you know the drill today I'm joined by the man himself the man who's been predicted to ruin not only the series on my channel but my actual channel itself Steven tries to roundabouts that's a good start probably better than everything I've got anyway if you are somehow new around here this is a series on my channel where we insult each other we take it in turns go back and forward and at the end of it these beautiful people vote for who they think one one get anger this anything you'd like to say before we get into its theorem and some of the things that talk about you know are my own views it's just the views of you know what what people want to hear you know I would like to say that I am exactly the same anything that I do say in this video is a joke give the peter bit that's true I'll go first even just set the tone can I just say before I get into it I've changed up my approach this seems like it's a boxing match well at least some of us did companding go out the window alright let's go good luck good luck oh you too mate yeah Cheers your mom works for DPD slightly different turn I've gone for you've been roasted so many times you body thinks it's having chemo again [Applause] that was his number one why does this always happen to me your mum and dad must have been really nice because if I had a ginger kid they'd be off and off quicker than you could say ginger not the only thing lower them RCP emissary standards this is a good start let's move down the list you know with a think your mum ate too many carrots I watched your ice cream district for someone with a lisp II surprisingly spitting every girl likes a guy that can make them laugh so what's your excuse for still being a virgin it's not far off Kyle freezy said you were no sorry sorry thank you carry on you have a series in which youtubers teach you how to drive I'm surprised you need a car when JD's character for five years yep you're not wrong there I don't know what's more dead your trim or Cass police Channel sorry Casper you're called calyx or to give you your full name car looks like a mom oh one six one more like no one likes you your girlfriend's musics off the charts I'm so sorry I would never trust you around my kids you filthy money approach guys I switched it up your girlfriend is called Sarah close I want to give her a full name Sarah close to leaving you they're just fun you know yeah that's such an easy pun for anyone to say how many times have you are sir sure to come over for a cuddle I'll move on to another one Sierra it's so bad that Vic left yeah Callie's like YouTube's answer to Jennifer Aniston he's only famous because of friends that's meatballs Stephen tries more like Stephen cries when he goes to sleep at night and realizes he's ginger if you present a drama alert you'd be called chemo star how can I keep up with that that is incredible he came here all like I don't know chemo star alright this is this is actually a true story okay like everything I'm about to say is a hundred percent true I looked at your agents website and it says your best achievement was being a panelist that upload good time say if anyone is looking to represent me now please do it I've done other things you know just anything are you still with those guys yep yeah you're so unfit even your eyes are out of shape I honestly didn't expect it to go like this what time did your mum say you have to be home cow was meant to box on the last undercard but he was too busy fighting the dark thoughts in his head oh that's that's weak Steven you look like the type of guy that says what are we after the first date single that's real cow is a big Lisp and a small [ __ ] which means the only thing he puts in Sarah is the letters th so thinking I don't get it that was too clever for all of us that's what I'd say you got a note no your audience at least being ginger means that when you pass out blackout drunk nobody's going to touch you up cheers mate Cal you look like a lesbian with a gluten allergy [Music] Keith Osso has a gluten allergy just the cheek you know what do you and Jimmy Savile have in common you both touch kids you don't beat around the bush I like that right last one yeah need this to be good to know a lot of people make cancer jokes but I'm not about that instead I've got some video ideas for if the leukemia comes back first of all try an American treatment second one what's in my colostomy bag third one living in brackets gone wrong and on that night just go in you haven't liked the ones I told you see you're not canned they're like the ones I didn't tell you wow this actually might be the end of the series that was a great show I think did our very best and came with some fire bars so we'll go over to the audience and see who they out of both of us have voted for tonight we'll start with you JJ you want a great vote this year yeah that'd be quite fair because then if someone shouts louder than the other one I stood up what one of us has still has a chance seem fast even if you thought he won that's not bad cow tough today's not bad no all right ready cheerful colors if you think you won can you check yourself well we established that my one go on you give us an outro Steve yo Cal let's prepare for in a couple of months time and you need to rebound will rebound now okay who you gonna call out next Joe Weller

Channel: Callux

Views: 11,030,072

Rating: 4.9641676 out of 5

Keywords: callux, stephen tries, insults match, match, vs, callux insults, stephentries, steven

Id: fcyq44LR3ro

Length: 11min 46sec (706 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 31 2018