Indian Feminism | Losing It

I know it seems far-fetched but I'm a man do you see this this is all man and men are defined by their unrealistic dreams I'm a dream of San Francisco [Music] like here's a dream I have I dream that one day monkeys will give scientists equal rights for too long we have oppressed scientists from their dream of becoming monkeys because in those beautiful five seconds when you fall asleep at night when your dreams mesh into your reality all the scientists dreams of being is a monkey do you feel me San Francisco no are you on board no and that's how I feel about feminism okay women calm the down Jesus Christ did you feel the energy shift in the room huh just the BuzzFeed articles rising in their bodies did you feel that the dictionary defines feminism as the advocacy of equal rights based on the equality of the Sexes I'm on board with only the first half of that sentence I believe we deserve equal rights I do not believe in the equality of the Sexes I believe that women are beautiful intelligent layered complex creatures men are with them my definition of feminism is not letting a woman be whatever a man can be it's letting a woman be whatever a woman wants to be to limit to limit a woman to the achievements of a man is to ask a scientist to become a monkey feel better ladies yeah you're so stupid you believe anything all right uh no whoa whoa calm down I identify as a feminist if you do clap your hands please yes isn't it a wonderful feeling guys huh isn't the best thing about it that you can identify as a feminist and feel like one without actually doing anything about it you can just feel it feel it on the inside that's Indian feminism we identify and off it's feminism not the Gymkhana Club you don't need a membership card if there's one thing we can learn from racists let's talk more action you don't see racist identifying as racist writing blogs you know feeling the racism inside no they just wake up in the morning and they do race this every day all day long with commitment and look how far their movement has come they are running your country my country Britain well done racist I say Well done races and no you know the best thing about racism is anybody can be a racist they let you in irrespective of like your income group your sexual preference your nationality racism is a very inclusive movement guys now with this whole feminism bit ladies I'm not trying to Pander to you I'm not trying to tell you what you need to hear because guess what I'm a man I don't know we haven't shut the up long enough to know what you want to hear all right I so I'm gonna be honest I don't know how to be a feminist I spoke to one and she said if you want to be a good feminist forget how you treat women begin with how you view yourself as a man because 80 of masculinity is and you think about that like aren't you tired of being a man can't we just be male because being a man is exhausting and it affects the way you treat other people like why do we have to show strength every day men have to show strength all the time in physical activities like you buddy come here shake my hand please if you can thank you so much shake my hand why do I squeeze his hands so hard why are men expected to do this does this achieve anything yeah what do I think toothpaste is going to come out of your ears what is this powerful no you know what I like to do I take a man's hand and I kiss it [Applause] and then I watch as his life falls apart in front of me as he quickly checks to see if there's any movement in his underwear whatsoever why do men have to defend women like their objects I'm sorry I don't defend my wife anymore if somebody insults my wife I inform them that their insult could have been more accurate oh you think she looks now you should have seen her in 2014 that was a thigh-high boots here speaking of which why are men so obsessed with Wardrobe not ours yours you think women care about what women wear no we care about what women wear we look at your wardrobe like it's the Rosetta Stone just looking for hidden messages in that every time a woman in India wears something revealing like many of you are doing tonight Indian men say like oh she's asking for it am I wrong ladies have you heard that in your lives yeah our politicians have said that on the news she was asking for it which is the infinite Beauty and fun of being a woman is if she's asking for it she can just ask for it [Applause] because it is available I promise you huh she can just think of it in 20 it will line up outside her door for the moment the world is Amazon dotted you can ask for it compare its size of it delivery date of it primate non-prime it cash on delivery whatever you like that's the beauty of being a woman is so specific you get to ask for it it man we just want to get some [Applause] but nobody's looking for hidden messages in men's clothing are they I could wear a t-shirt that said me in the ass I give you full permission to me in the ass and nobody would do anything about that they'd just be like well that's a cool souvenir

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Length: 7min 25sec (445 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 31 2022