If You Can't Find Waldo You Get Tazed

tonight's story ai is taking american jobs and what that means for the economy no no it's not that i saw this video of an ai solving awares waldo puzzle faster than a human and it made me irrationally angry yep that's what we're doing tonight that's that's stupid we put it in our cars we put it in our factories and now we're putting it in our fun ai is taking over the nation and devaluing the human experience whatever whatever that means this is the port of ra one of those cold countries you know how many people work here zero it's just [ __ ] wally robot putting boxes onto other wall-e robots but by far the most egregious use of artificial intelligence is when we put it in [ __ ] it doesn't need to be i.e why is it solving where's waldo puzzles it freaks me out and to top it all off it's not even that good at it humans can do it better i will prove to you that humans can do it better but i needed evidence to back up my claim so i set out to find the truth let's take a look at this robot it uses a vision system and google cloud machine learning platform to identify waldo's position on the page it then sends that position to a robot arm which moves over to that position on the page which is very impressive if you're an [ __ ] but in reality they're cutting the video because the ai takes too long to do its thing if we look in the description the creators themselves admit that the robot takes five seconds start to finish to find where's waldo which if we compare to human time define where's waldo is about twice as fast the small hiccup that's okay it's not supposed to be [ __ ] faster so what we can assume is the people they tested to get this number were [ __ ] they didn't have the right incentive they didn't have the right training to find where's waldo fast enough we can give them that training i had no idea how to give them that training but such a small obstacle wouldn't dissuade me from figuring out how to make the perfect where's waldo player so there's this guy named pavlov right he like trained dogs to do something i don't know i skim the book two types of reinforcement right one where you reward the person for completing a task and one where you punish them for failing it you need to choose one of those types for training people in where's waldo positive reinforcement that shit's hard what do you like are you cat person dog person i don't [ __ ] know i don't want to get to know you but there is one thing everyone understands and that's pain which is why we're going with negative reinforcement which is why we need this you're supposed to ask why we need this you already [ __ ] ruined it the idea is to make the chair hurt people so that we can condition them to play where's waldo better we're going to accomplish this by throwing a bunch of electronics onto it and calling it i don't know an electric chair [ __ ] electric chair [ __ ] done control it wirelessly over the network from any [ __ ] from anywhere because i programmed a web server onto it which i did over on my twitch channel which is where i go when i get tired of reading your shitty robot ideas now i can read shitty robot ideas live i can't [ __ ] escape i can't escape i don't know what it feels like with the chair completed the only thing left to do is to create the perfect training software for our where's waldo players this is one of those eye trackers that streamers use when they're trying not to look at ass or titties on the internet with this we can detect exactly where a test subject's eyes are looking anywhere on the screen so we can combine that with the software i wrote which prompts you with a random where's waldo puzzle and test to see if you can find waldo within 60 seconds if you can great if you can't [Music] welcome to my where's waldo testing room our state-of-the-art equipment ensures you're going to improve at the game walking in and looking at the chair i'm already just like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] sit down in my where's waldo training chair are those tasers sit down in my ah [ __ ] this looks like an electric chair michael keep your hands on the training taser pads you're gonna put your where's waldo gaming headset on these are your eyes it's a little racist so oh man what this isn't opening up that is really cool it's really cool right you'll notice the calm relaxing music that makes it a little easier now there's going to be a small audio queue where it tells oh my god what the [ __ ] is that well it tells you that you're running out of time but you're going to want to find where else waldo oh my god what the [ __ ] [ __ ] the music isn't helping michael well it's to show that you have less time honey you gotta [ __ ] video you'll notice nice calming music oh good job you get a nice happy sound effect as well every time wait there's more no problem there's one more we did this one we did this one wait i'm not looking at it holy [ __ ] i didn't expect people to be this good i'm not this good at where's waldo 10 seconds she got even better oh thank [ __ ] god oh thanks to [Music] [Music] do you feel like you're better at the game no the pressure just makes it harder it had the opposite effect i hadn't considered that so thank you for coming thank you what's the video about i think it's like humans are better than robots or something that works i just wanted to electrocute people thank you for watching the video it's been a while since i've uploaded i've been pretty busy playing minecraft anyway if you like it like it if you didn't like it [ __ ] off oh i stream on twitch now it's mostly just hanging out for video games sometimes i do tech stuff of this [ __ ] i built this drill on stream the chat can set it off it's [ __ ] badass so if you guys get bored in the six months between my uploads you can check that out uh thank you for watching i think there's a sponsorship on this video this war crime has been sponsored by honey but i've never watched a youtube video in my life what does honeydew honey is a free online browser extension that automatically applies coupon codes when you go to checkout online let's say you want to buy a chair that for whatever reason doesn't electrocute you well you can just shop normally for a chair and then at checkout you hit this button that says apply coupons wait a few seconds and then boom you saved like [ __ ] 40 dollars and you did not you did what you hit a button it's such a low effort way to save money in fact the people using my link have already saved over 400 000 or so i've been told by the honey marketing team if they're not liars but michael what do you use it for good question honey advertising team i've answered that question six times already i use it for really cheap chinese electronic sites like banggood aliexpress the other one that i can't pronounce but it works anywhere i think they're like what like ten thousand sites or some [ __ ] i'm lying i'm a liar there are thirty thousand sites that it works on jesus including this one that one that one that one i just installed on my web browser forget about it until i check out and then save money randomly here and there honey is free to use you just to go to joinhoney.com reads do two clicks and it's ready to go that's jointhoney.com reeves thank you for watching the video [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign

Channel: Michael Reeves

Views: 6,678,537

Rating: 4.9796438 out of 5

Keywords: eye tracker, tazer, wheres waldo, offlinetv, funny, parody, satire, AI, raspberry pi, arduino, electronics, software, progammer, code, nodejs, python, computer vision, machine learning

Id: hLDifD8nz7o

Length: 7min 44sec (464 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 29 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/marquisregalia]

PSA: Due to sponsorship stuff Michael's next video will be out within 3 weeks

[u/ironistkraken]

I can tell Michael did not care to get the video to 10 minutes cause he knew demonetization was gonna happen anyway.

[u/-Lemony]

By that I mean who uploads at 8 in the morning. That's like 2 AM for us in quarantine

[u/jjherg3344]

when it popped up in my youtube homepage, it doesn't feel real.

[u/Ember_Rising]

Oh no, he’s told YouTube about his twitch channel. He’s gonna explode even more now. Rip his reading comprehension of hyperchat

[u/marquisregalia]

Lily: you can taze me if you want Also Lily: raises arms to avoid tazers XD I don't blame her those tens units at max power are very scary (but not really painful)

[u/Shadowyuri]

He can use that chair to make scarra better at valorant

[u/marquisregalia]

It only took 8 months for him to get the house to be his victims. I like this video it was short but sweet.

[u/lequickquip]

he literally uploaded at 6 am his time zone and there's nothing that fits his personality more than that