Your Robot Ideas Are Stupid

you guys really have a lot of suggestions for machines and robots I should build and that's super cool except they all are [ __ ] terrible you know I've never done a user suggested robot and I thought you guys would get the hint you know a little a little subtlety to it but you guys keep pumping them out one after the other shitty ideas in my goddamn comment sections let's see-oh make a robot that shoots chicken nuggets that's very interesting let me just save that oh oh I dragged it into the trash can whoops lead oopsie you should make a robot that jerks you off can you think about funny that would be you make me angry you should build a robot that just jiggles a mouse back and forth so my computer doesn't go to sleep a Roomba that swears and screams it bumps into things I kind of like that whenever you turn on your car it says hello whoo look I'm no stranger to bad ideas I've made literally every single video on my channel but these ideas they're there turbo [ __ ] but I'm not gonna say any of this without backing it up all right I'm gonna actually build some of your ideas to show you not in a mean way not in a boolean kind of way or an angry kind of way that your ideas are bad and you're wrong and I'm gonna believe you are let's start it off with this a workbench where every 10 minutes it knocks off everything you're working on to the floor it's not great it's not a grits now it's you know [ __ ] it [ __ ] it let's do it I'm just 3d print some parts I'm good [ __ ] we got this part we got this barn we got two parts together eat my brown ass will touchscreen we're not gonna want to print ain't gonna take like five hours here's your idea fully assembled we got electronics no one cares we got microcontroller no one gives a [ __ ] here's that 3d printed part that we just made yeah it's holding the motor assembly in place the motor assembly is gonna spin this pneumatic cylinder that can extend I know that's not part of the request but I just wanted to add it in to make it a little more cool right so I show that I'm giving maximum effort so that when this is eventually terrible and doesn't work very well it's not because I'm not trying it's cuz it's a stupid idea let's see what this user suggested robot looks like in action I'm just gonna tighten the screws on this thing until something happens who could have seen this coming whoa what an interesting and thought-provoking idea thank you very much for your suggestion oh it's gonna break it wasn't all bad I got some interesting elements to it you know you had coding you had electronics I got to use pneumatics I got to 3d print some hard [ __ ] ideas zero out of ten we're just gonna keep going until my brain hemorrhages you should make a hot glue gun that actually shoots hot glue ding ding ding it's the discarded after birth of a shitty idea you know how thick and viscous hot glue is and it's a liquid it like it sinks to the bottom of a pressure chamber it's so it's like it's impossible and it needs this video is bad for my health this thing looks cool it sucks ass it doesn't shoot hot glue anywhere it just dribbles out the end even under 65 psi of constant pressure because hot glue is big but you asked for it so I built it the base of this thing is just a normal co2 BB gun that I appropriated from William Osmond I'm pumping it with 60 psi 70 psi 80 psi really whatever I'm feeling amount of psi so then the pressure feeds into this industrial grade hot glue gun heating element which is where you load in your hot glue finally we have this 3d print and support structure which fixes the pressure chamber chamber I'm having a stroke the result of all of this effort is so goddamn boring who would not [ __ ] believe it I just want you to know that when all of this is said and done I didn't post those comments this is your fault all right we're all set up I got this popsicle stick house that I also stole from will but it's looking a little broken from when I broke it 30 seconds ago so let's do some advanced arts and crafts with our hot glue gun that actually shoots hot glue I think this part would go here all very nice right if you're due for a little more hot glue up up there yeah yeah thinking a little bit more on the supporting beam if I could just get that there yes very nice yeah get that on there mm-hmm this is [ __ ] stupid it's not my fault I didn't leave the comment this is your fault give me one you need just one one decent idea that's not terrible for a robot I [Music] hate every single one of you I'm gonna do the measurements on 3d modeling for absolutely every single part of this goddamn robot now I am five hours has printed out and I'm assembling all the other stuff I [ __ ] through the gearbox and other motors really messed up hey Michael [ __ ] you do now the wiring it's only taking five volts so it's not actually that hard and then there's a which it takes a button-pressing then dump the goddamn water [ __ ] this whole hope you caught all that we got everything set up I'm just gonna put the glass of water on the robot and we're gonna trigger things with this I made it out of a cinnamon toast crunch box and some electronics so if you turn the key it arms the thing and I hope you guys are ready to see some sparks oh wait there weren't any sparks because it only runs on five volts and that's not a lot of electricity so the only thing that happens is it fries all the electronics on boards so these guys I can't use any of this anymore especially this microcontroller here so that's cool to know throw it in the trash I really appreciate the idea aside from the fact that it was terrible and makes me want to die thanks for watching my suffering if there's any good thing to take from this it's that now I know absolutely for sure that none of you will leave a robot idea in my comments ever again or I'll ban you from the channel to keep this channel from being a live int and to pay for my therapy today's sponsor is Skillshare comm if you 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Channel: Michael Reeves

Views: 15,565,160

Rating: 4.9038267 out of 5

Keywords: robotics, stupid robots, RC, code, programming, arduino, raspberry pi, satire, IOT, IT, funny, electronics, educational, commentary, pneumatics

Id: B1dWbiXnz_s

Length: 7min 34sec (454 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 26 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/SXOSXO]

Somebody should actually make that screaming roomba.

[u/[deleted]]

Don't you hate when you get to a comment section from hot and it's full of people complaining about the comments and you have no idea which comments they're complaining about?

[u/Succexy420]

This guy and his roommate who's house burned down are both amazing idiots the world needs more of. It's crazy people like these guys using their knowledge and skills to entertain. Think about how fucking crazy some of the guys who invented some of the robots we use in movies looked before anyone bought their shit. This guy is funny, actually explains how their shit works, and he isnt hurting anyone. Wtf yall being so fucking butthurt for

[u/Artyom12345]

ITT people who have no idea who Michael Reeves is.

Seriously. Check out his content. This was just a shitpost, most of his videos are incredibly funny and informative. His personality is edgy, but it's pretty tongue in cheek.

This is one of my personal favorites:

https://youtu.be/D75ZuaSR8nQ

[u/[deleted]]

Mini-Columbo got me teetering right on the cusp of love/hate. Well-played.

[u/ThatOneComrade]

What the hell is up with the comments here. It's almost like nobody likes some good ole shitposts.

[u/400asa]

Some sunscreen will be needed for this comment section.

Or some thicker skin.

Or some basic understanding that this guy and his youtube commenters have a form of facetious camaraderie where they purposefully leave bad ideas including the melted plastic gun while channeling trollface.jpeg.

[u/fascist_walrus]

He should build a robot that comes up with bad robot ideas

[u/A_WILD_CUNT_APPEARED]

Lol people are so uptight about fucking youtube videos. Lmao.