Taser Machine Fixes My Swearing Problem

these bees that's a lot of bees said Michael hey what's up I'm Michael Reaves this is William Osmond and you sweat too much Michael has anyone ever told you that go [ __ ] yourself William Wow the plan to keep Michael from swearing all sex slowing down there we killing a thing I sure hope so do you want to swear you should do it yeah I did it like right here where do like a fatty part where's your fat most places I don't know leg no I don't know maybe you got a lot of muscle on your legs all right yeah man it's not easy to yourself okay yeah how's that feel it's not you know it's really not that bad it's just shocking yeah like it once you take it off it doesn't hurt oh yeah it's just yeah when it's not shocking anywhere right yeah shut the [ __ ] up I don't know why you think it hurts so much way this is weenie weenie jr. time yeah you're right when it's not shocking you after when it's not heard alien feels good when it's not hurting it doesn't hurt he was right thanks William your foot thanks Wayne those weird not comfortable not comfortable at all thank you there might be some incentive to not swear once you've got this thing strapped on oh you know I totally if I can certain I totally forgot we already pulling you into like a swearing loop where you swear because of the pain and you can't escape it I think that that's a bridge we need to burn when we get to it bridge cross that's how the same we go alright let's pick it up to your disaster of uh Arduino oh yeah yeah I don't know if I want to do that anymore no I really do do when people ask for your height did I ask how tall or how short you are to my buddy booing squash do you think that I should how do you think this should go down are you filming us hello that's somehow even more terrifying when you show really so not okay so Michael would you like to explain this thing that you've made that's a question really help that much I did rip that thing off though so we could plug this in upside down cuz he ran it a jumper wire that was good yeah your contribution was destruction of my property huh yeah yeah well uh rip off Chinese are doing it yeah it's got to be Chinese or else you might only shock yourself for a little bit it might not break and it might not shock you for five seconds straight who knows alright so my code takes your voice it streams it to the Google cloud API and that returns text then I parsed you that to XS see if there are any keywords and if there are it tells in our dueño to open a relay which we're gonna attach to a Taser oh here's a little bit of my code no get out of here code no one cares about you if you pause the screen to look at my code then you're a goddamn nerd I know cuz I do the exact same thing B movie B be fine be B with two E's hello my name is Michael Reeves and I produce subpar content on the Internet hello my name is William Osmond and I don't know how to buy fire insurance you know what we should test it for its intended functionality of swearing fudge here oh that's that's gonna be the sound of bad things to come yeah so they say what did I say the movie are you at Oh No now let's take the Taser it's a billion a ripoff this kind of feels like we're doing too much teamwork so go [ __ ] yourself oh I think they run out of age jokes okay so why didn't that work oh you yeah you never asked it's also garbage it doesn't measure amperage or resistance or continuity but it measures voltage you did run out of age jokes what that does not new way garbo I wish I went to engineering school for electricity if only we had someone who went to school for electronic engineering thank you I can't think of anyone the B movie script is great subscribe to William Osmond it doesn't like that as a gun you're wearing pants ah I'm not looking forward to this let her rip let's start let's sign it up let's go I want to write a script and then you have to read it I don't think I want you to write us well I have the point is we get to write a script and then at certain points why aren't you letting me see okay I have written you a short story that you must read am I just gonna hold this against you now if something goes horribly wrong I can retract it I hit the button oh my don't wait hit the button when you don't miss my taste I'm almost definitely in a punch here William Osmond I saw it small Filipino child where's the Hitler question my name is Michael and this is a short I can't even call you piece of [ __ ] and this is a short story but you don't write words too good do you by never emmy-nominated William Osmond are you lucky these knees knees that's a lot of be said Michael fantastic invention isn't this a fun time great if you want to pick up your own movie W / Michael Reeves movie Mossman was an [ __ ] I forgot I programmed [ __ ] in there beep beep beep I don't want to say you know it's the patois was from god damn right he was I forgot okay my name is Michael and this is a short story written by William oz by never and I'm William Osmond these beasts be set apart never I don't care what did you get in [ __ ] I mean I probably gotta be didn't she there's one more sentence until I mean I could make you do that I don't gotta do anything I'm gonna finish the story I'm gonna finish the story so then William Osmond will feel pressured to finish my story and then suddenly Michael started listing random words out loud I'm gonna read a passage from dr. Seuss's green eggs and ham really one of my favorite and the trigger words are damn eggs half and I just decided I'd no longer want to be in this video isn't it do you like green eggs and ham oh really I do not like them sam-i-am Oh nailed it Wow - zijn [ __ ] it you're welcome I do not like green eggs and ham oh I would not like them here or there I would not like them anywhere it doesn't relieve like a lot of long-lasting pain it's just like yeah it's so if you don't want your kids to swear I would highly suggest picking up this product my grave is there calm slash William Osmond is a dick to pick one up for you today this is awful [ __ ] hate you alright see you next time Oh what did we do it we're gonna have something on our channel yeah oh yeah yeah yeah but it will we're doing something over on his channel definitely check it out it might be even be worse than this leg tasers more ketchup how do you end this do you say buy mine yeah I say Buy and then I make a nut flash on the screen hey guys thanks for watching till the end I bet you're wondering Michael where did you go to college to learn how to do something like that I want to avoid it at all costs so I don't end up a failure or I cannot say that I'm a failure well look you can either have the truth or you can have an effective advertisement you can't have both effect you know sorry guys sponsor says I can't [ __ ] say that so I scratch that scratch all that well I went to the you know city of my bedroom I sat in my room for a long time on the internet learned a few things got some internships got a couple of jobs and now well I know how to program at least well enough to shock William Osmond on the Internet I think I you know I think that counts for something like I said before I think it's super important for you to teach yourself so yeah I'm gonna talk about brilliant org it's a super helpful self teaching website they got free courses on computer science on you know physics math now that Florence [ __ ] no one cares about well why do you even sponsor my videos it's like I can't say goddamn anything anymore they even got a premium option to give you access to better tools it's certainly pretty reasonably priced for what you get but if you want to get in on that I have an offer code here Michael Reeves the first 67 people who sign up with that get like a 20% discount and if you're wondering why the weird number 67 so was i I asked him if it had some sort of special meaning they told me that it was part of some super-secret puzzle they were doing and I just stopped him right there and was like I do not give a [ __ ] so go ahead and try to solve a dumbass puzzle if you want but seriously they're a great service and I really recommend checking about and I cannot forget you guys on patreon your support is crucial to the survival of this channel and the survival of me living I've not forgotten about you guys in the next video which I'm in the middle of working on I'm gonna do a big giveaway of all the stupid [ __ ] I make a mess because I can't really give away anything for this video movie laws Minh you can have William oz me but he's the giveaway for this video [Music] you

Channel: Michael Reeves

Views: 5,701,072

Keywords: Taser, robot, machine, electrocute, stun gun, code, programming, william, osman, William Osman, robotics, funny

Id: f0j--Y6G4Fg

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 27 2018

Reddit Comments

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I really feel sorry for the Taser company - they created an innovative non-lethal weapon system and now every dipshit with a stun gun calls it a "taser".