Tazer Tag

usually I'd say something here like I used to love laser tag as a kid but now it's gotten boring and we got to make it interesting again with tasers that's [ __ ] I just want to electrocute people my target is offline TV a gullible group of content creators who I've recently befriended through lies and deceit but how do you trick a bunch of grown adults into letting you page them that's right lies and deceit do you see some dumb [ __ ] like it's for a YouTube video they eat that [ __ ] up you know laser tag now we have laser tag doesn't that sound fun is are you on board let me electrocute you to lure them in I have to make it seem like an actual YouTube video you know build the vest make it seem fun make a game out of it make it seem like I'm not feeding my sick addiction to tasing people when you normally get shot and laser tag the only thing that happens is the chest piece vibrates which is very disappointing because it's not inflicting pain on other human beings so we have to make this a little more interesting and by that I mean I heard people make it hurt people here's a chess piece wearing a laser tag open it up look at that thing it's a little mode of the vibrates every time gets shot that's neat [ __ ] that motor I hate it it's dumb and stupid I don't want it anymore let's replace it with an Arduino they can trigger a taser every time you get shot then just add some support electronics and now it's ready easy as that but it was not in fact easy I employed movie magic in order to deceive you this actually took two and a half hours to wire together and I had to build [ __ ] six of them so everyone could get one let's see how it looks turned on so we're just gonna put a panel on the front and flip the switch so you can see all the way different self-deception once again the device is fine but as a joke I placed a small explosive charge now we can observe the difference between this vest and the normal one all right [ __ ] god the difference is that it hurts people because this is perfect for inflicting as much pain on offline TV as possible you may have noticed this is not the most portable setup so I took the liberty to laser cut some housings for all the electronics also I own a laser cutter now also I don't know how to use it very much here's what one of the portable versions looks like you got the tens unit up front and back in the housing we have the Taser and a 12-volt lipo battery for power be a lot easier to trick offline TV with this user-friendly version but first I have to test it on some hey but this is my friend Lily Picchu you might know her for voicing the Roomba and absolutely nothing else I just need you to take this and just put that on you know how laser tag is boring right that you didn't you just get shot is just vibrates right Lily is a stupid see they don't look too much like suicide bomber vests just pull the trigger I need to test it Lily shoot yourself just pull the trigger buddy Lily's use of fraud and deception was impressive but I still turned her taser up to max power for wronging me hey but this is science hey but come back come on come on I would call that a successful test hey guys nice new house remember me guys you remember these buddies I have a 40 new invention you know how normal taser tag is laser tag is it's taser tech you'd get tased when you get Shawn wait it is laser tag it's just like more it's lately attack better you know the laser tag that's right so you need to wear each of you gets your very own laser tag it looks like this I promise it's not a suicide vest if I were to do a suicide vest this is where I would put it but this is not so each of you take your strap right I'm tighten as needed they're like oh it look like you're ready to storm a US Embassy I will explain that after I turn poki up to a knife hey bud hey bud come back hey come back bud hey bud you're supposed to shoot yourself first that pairs the best of the gun oh you know what's a great way to pick people have it all two pairing mode and we shoot them three to welcome the cover red team we're playing capture the flag the two teams start on opposing sides and each has a flag if you're able to get the enemy teams flag back to your side you get you guys don't care about the rules or what we're playing you just want to see people get tased don't you you sick [ __ ] you're a bad person you're a bad person for watching this video [Music] oh I don't like this I don't like this year you'll fan you're on the red team that's why I couldn't hate you bet was invincible the whole time if the team loses then the team captain would get executed by the firing squad I think I told toast that rule but it's okay I just made it out now [Applause] we got our you know special roll really like if you lose the games of the team captain you get like executed by firing squad at the end like up to a nine right I told you this I remember telling you this is against the rules but it's my video so that game is rap [ __ ] and I don't want to play it anymore thank you for watching the video I know it took a long time to come out if you complain about it I'll take longer with the next one on purpose despite you anyways that is the end of the video you like subscribe also I joined offline TV and moved in with them bye [Music] this video is sponsored by Ray Khan ray cons are super convenient wireless earbuds they come in at about half the price of other wireless options I actually bought a pair before they even offer to sponsor me because my wired ear buds were really getting in the way of working more than the entire time I was soldering these pieces of [ __ ] together which actually took forever but it wasn't an issue for these new 25s which have a six hour battery life and awesome sound quality I was worried about them falling out and getting lost but with all the fit options they give you I've never had that problem they're actually really comfy and I just kind of forget they're in there's actually my first pair of wireless earbuds and it's honestly so much more convenient to not have to deal with wires getting tangled up while I'm moving around and working so if you're interested in the convenience of low-cost high-quality wireless earbuds click the link in the description to get 15% off your order thank you again to recon for sponsoring the video as you may have noticed I don't make a lot of videos because I'm a piece of [ __ ] so sponsors like Ray Khan really helped the channel keep going really go a long way that's all that's all I was gonna say thank you that's the end of the video [Music]

Channel: Michael Reeves

Views: 11,564,187

Rating: 4.9747624 out of 5

Keywords: tazer, laser, laser tag, robot, funny, hack, hacker, electronics, arduino, raspberry pi, code, programmer, satire, educational, offlinetv, scarra, disguised toast, pokimane, lilypichu, fedmyster

Id: 9q3_8N4YZRI

Length: 8min 54sec (534 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/itsmeok]

Need a 2nd sensor on the back to stop the cheaters.

And make the front sensor shock you if it gets covered.

[u/HDPaladin]

Why would you do this to yourself? lol

[u/Dangly_Parts]

I have been sold on this dude since Trigger Me Elmo. He's a perfect mix of smart, competent, and fucking degenerate

[u/Vedorias]

I fucking love this kid. He's like if Harry Potter was ElectroBoom.

[u/Arbsbuhpuh]

I've never seen this channel before so I had no idea what to expect, but this was honestly one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Thank you for posting it!

[u/IAmRengar]

Imagine my surprise when I click on some random Taser Tag video and see that Scarra is in it???

[u/Olive666]

How many fucking packages do these people get?

[u/markovas]

Thumbnail looked like Chocolate Rain torture edition.

[u/erikannen]

The first time I had the opportunity to play laser tag as a child in the early '90s, at a place called Q-Zar, my friend's older brother told me that you would get electrocuted if you got shot. It made me too scared to play so I waited in the lobby. Of course the next time I went I loved it, but Michael's video definitely validates my initial fears.