I Used Evolution To Remove This Useless Creatures Eyes in Miscreation

evolution exists so that things can constantly improve over time now that's where i come in because i'm gonna make this useless blob much much worse i think we're probably gonna need more spikes while also causing as much suffering as possible to the local environment we've unlocked baby tails does this seem like the kind of creature that would be improved with the baby tail i would sooner let it die a useless blob than become one of whatever these are i really just want some of these spikes i don't care how many things i have to kill to get them here's a problem that seems vaguely familiar i can't make this jump so i guess we don't really have a choice we now have a blob with the tail i promise that it is only temporary i need your parts get in my mouth look at this this creature is far too fast for its own good well we're down in a cave we don't need to do any more jumping for a little bit so we're gonna take the tail off we have an option to remove the eyes i mean these things don't have eyes and they're getting away with it you give me your spikes not asking for a lot i just want to cover this stupid blob and dangerous stuff legs nope arms nope literally everything else gets fun spikes and i'm left with nothing to be fair this thing is pretty dangerous for a ball with a mouth and no we can't remove the mouth either i already tried okay we're going to put the tail back on for a little bit because i've got so many points to spare i wouldn't actually mind a pair of those legs they even look kind of like spikes now what part is this and can we add it on baby heads maybe heads sound like something this creature would eat do we think his squirrel mouth looks good i basically did exactly what i've been trying not to do i want to make a creature that just doesn't look right when you look at it it makes you feel uncomfortable this kind of has that effect but not in the way i was thinking of this looks like a squirrel that got hit by a car a lot but i'm pretty sure we're gonna get some bigger better parts any minute now randomize your creature for a 10 yes please oh i don't like that color scheme give me something better good enough for now whoops didn't mean to go over here and we got wings i don't want useful things i want spikes and less eyes and less legs but this useless little squirrel probably can still kill the boss that's probably more of a testament to the boss than it is to my evolutionary skills these better be spikes ratta's parts i did get some horns so those are kind of spikes those are kind of spiky tails so does this count as something i mean that's not bad but let's maybe turn it back into a blob oh it won't let me remove the head i want less head we'll take her exciting color and move on give me your parts spider this isn't a request i'm hoping for an eye removal trait i actually did remove the eyes i just had to give it a blind maw because it's right there in the name i guess that should have been more obvious i think if i give it a long neck that'll uh further make this thing even more useless you can barely walk you can't see but it can still move i'm not sure there's anything we can do about that yet look at this majestic creature that's the kind of thing i want to build it doesn't have eyes either curious limbs sound like something i should tack on here but not before we install our extendo neck well at least if i can't make my own creature too horrible yet i can ruin all the other creatures finally saved up the points we need for a long neck i was expecting something a little more dramatic but i'm making pretty good progress on the creature there's so many cool parts that just aren't dropping for me yet well this thing dropped something for me bird legs i don't want legs the creatures here do nothing but drop me stuff mandibles so many new parts and still not enough spikes bird horn you say that's a horn i don't think i know what horns are my creature may still need some improvements things are able to touch it without hurting themselves and that one dropped me mantis blades i just don't have a lot of evolution points because apparently i'm not killing enough things i get deer stumps that sounds like a fairly useless evolution that my creature would love to throw on also not really spikes but close enough hopefully this one can add to my monstrosity a little bit bad parts apparently a lot of them how about a tail that's made out of circles then when we get enough points we can add root legs because i've always wanted wooden legs you know so far i'm actually pretty happy with the result of our creature anytime i can create a creature with no eyes i consider that a success i uh made a few improvements it now has a neck that's made out of noodles and it's very useless overall i think the problem really is that we just need a new paint job dear arms is that the same as dear legs because i'm pretty sure they're all the same thing apparently they're not because i just picked up dear legs which i think would be a welcome addition to this colorful collage of a creature maybe also new ears at some point too that way you can hear what's up or some b parts give me your parts i'm gonna have to rely on raw skill to win this battle well it's hard when you build a creature that doesn't really work maybe we just need deer legs there we go now we're extra tall i mean hop along somehow all balancing on two little legs i feel like evolution itself would be proud of me right now this is the absolute obnoxiously most useless creature to use and i love every bit of it it's gonna be so incredibly hard to defeat this bee but i'm gonna do it all done somehow this useless creature managed to succeed i think that calls for some b antenna much better really need a new paint job though look how bad it looks look how bad it is it bites right over top of most of these enemies okay time for a new color we've got two tries at this so we're probably gonna leave it at this color because that's very exciting this is just gonna get harder and harder because i have no plans on building a better creature than this but we will maybe add some b wings just so i can fly a little better that's a beautiful creature the sky's the limit now look what i can do this thing is so frustratingly hard to use that i'm actually proud of it it is that bad it is very tall very big very slow very easy to hit although being so clunky it's basically impossible to use but wait we're not done yet we now have slimy tails this thing could use a slimy tail yes that's much better like i can't even hit this creature right now i'm too tall i can't actually physically touch it but on the bright side look how high we can jump that effectively has no purpose for this creature which is kind of the point at least with the wings i have the capacity to fly over most of the enemies because admittedly most of them can kill me pretty easily we can have spikes we don't need wings anymore we don't know the points of them but we're gonna get spikes okay this is how every fight goes i try and hit it i can't do anything to it and it hits me and goes away i remember this at least the bosses are big enough that i can hit them uh other than that this is gonna be unreasonably hard can you go slower i'm not very quick my stupid creature is too slow to catch him anytime he moves ow ow can you not can you stop doing that i i have a very bad creature this is going to be very difficult maybe i need a new paint job i'm honestly not really sure i'm going to manage to do this one it's going to be so hard to avoid all of his attacks actually if i use my uh rarely used secondary attack i do kind of leap forward and do more damage so i think i can just probably power right on through him somehow even when he's up there whoops i could probably get to him if i really wanted to but okay that went right through him this creature is so bad i started out so good on this one okay stop can i vote into those tongues though that would be actually very helpful for this guy come on hit him once twice more oh we were so close if some of my attacks would register i would have won i mean how could this creature not defeat the boss the other part is it's kinda hard to see my creature's blue the water is blue oh is he stuck yeah just wait right there for a minute there we go this is how i win i just need to wait for the game to break easy my creature is just that good yes i will take you inferior body parts so i want something called saguin feelers i feel like i probably do i'm not sure what changed i think the top things i don't really know and honestly i don't really care at this point this creature is pretty much perfection unless you're fighting ordinary enemies at which point it struggles greatly it really has an effect when you add different ears here we go paint job time unless i'm too poor to afford anything not to worry i only had to kill one innocent creature to get the points i need that's definitely a different looking paint job we'll roll with this for now honestly it looks too good like the colors are actually too coordinated for my liking we could have a gnome rider if we want so who wouldn't want one of those other than me no one should ever want to ride on the back of whatever this thing is it doesn't even have eyes can i just eat the gnome off your back i don't care about killing the cow i just want to eat the gnome no one looks kinda like me are they mimicking me they don't have eyes either they get it i've got 50 hard earned dollars to spend on a new paint job yellow isn't bad yellow is a warning color again stay away from this thing this thing will do no good for anyone enlightened parts we can get some horns that are very expensive and those are kind of like spikes been a while since we had some proper spikes oh we should get cactus parts then we can have all sorts of spikes look at the size of the creatures here there's no way i'm going to be able to touch those they're too small i go right over top of them these be spike parts barren limbs sounds useful sounds like just the kind of thing i want to stick on this creature i might have found a solution to my being too tall to eat most things it requires arachnid legs that's much much better now i can hopefully eat the things back at ground level yup i sure can alright we're finally gonna get us our yak horns never mind we still need eight more points eight more points is so many points for something that's useless several painfully crafted murders later we can do our horns gives a kind of a viking vibe doesn't it and very suddenly i remember this boss which is incredibly hard with the properly built creature in fact a very powerful creature has struggles with this so this probably just isn't gonna happen ever so far it's killed me and i did absolutely zero damage to it but to be fair that was kind of the point of this creature i didn't want something that could be successful i wanted something that would make evolution just straight up give up uh because yeah i just don't really see this happening i would have to entirely change everything to make it work like i can't even touch it without getting hit myself and i can't even hit the little things yeah i think i've succeeded in making a pretty useful creature yeah i'm gonna be honest with you i don't see this happening so that's a victory for me

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Published: Thu Nov 12 2020