I Tried To Breed The Ultimate Monster

today we're going to absolutely destroy cows because every few seconds we'll get a free one and then we can smash them together to make super cows so if we put two super cows together we get a mega cow and apparently that one's special um i guess the more cows we have the more coins per second we get the more coins per second per get the more upgrades and stuff we get so what if we put a basic cow with this one nothing i think these are pretty special in themselves and that they lay eggs so with those two we're up to nine coins a second now we smash that one into that one actually we put these two together can't we hyper cow i can already see this is gonna be horribly addicting or after 11 coins a second thanks to me smashing cows together i wonder if this works in real life it's just no one's ever been able to launch cows together at high speeds [Applause] and for 500 we can get a tractor that collects coins while i'm away which now that i think about it wasn't super necessary because i'm never going to stop playing this game so we'll just keep on smashing them together those to go into that one these two go into this one and now we have two of these for the first time these are gonna make that beautiful creature the mammoth and it would appear that mammoth by itself makes 21 coins per second these basic cows only 0.5 coins per second but we put them together and there's 25 total now alternatively instead of waiting for cows to be born in boxes like they are we can buy them that would make this process a little bit faster so i guess it's just a matter of how many oh they get more expensive as they go well whatever we're gonna buy a bunch look at all of this now 36.5 cows per second plus we get all those i wish there was an auto merger i guess they'll kind of figure it out by themselves i wish i could wander into each other and do it so we put you two together you two together you do together then i think you you two together and we put youtube we should have two man moves so up to 46 coins per second but if we put you two together we get like a giraffe alpaca and we're up to almost 50 coins per second now still the evolution crate bar to receive an evolution crate i don't know what that does but i'm happy to find out as long as i have stuff to click on i'm happy you two go together you two go together you guys make a nice couple you guys make a nice couple and so do you so we're going to go ahead and open this because we finally have it and do we evolve that we got a basic how i don't want to watch an ad to up all that all we got gotta do is go like that and it's evolved clearly this game thinks i'm a busy person i've got nothing but time to evolve cows the one complaint i have so far is there's no murder hole to throw unwanted animals into but perhaps we'll eventually be able to make our own we have 21 000 coins we should probably buy some more cows i can actually buy adult cows now they produce 1.5 coins per second so let's go ahead and load up on those then we'll once again navigate through this little disaster it helps a lot having cows that are already at this evolution you just kind of kind of shuffle through the mess to get to them so there's one of you and then there's going to be two of you which means we get another one of these which means we put the two giraffe cows together and that's going to give us something never before seen a bovi so now we're playing like a colossal scale but we're producing 100 coins a second now this big thing is probably helping us out quite a bit with that so let's see if we can make some more of those can we buy the next ones we can buy mutants already they're cheaper than the adult cows now anyway because of how many we purchased so they'll pay for themselves very quickly because they're going to upgrade very quickly we can already make a new one of these things i already forget its name but i don't care i wanted to see what this wheel would do and now we're going to get two times earnings and we got another evolution box i already forget what these do okay we got a free one of those that's right we get a free one of those things so we put those into one of these into one of these the alpaca uh we've collected another 25 000 coins we've been waiting because we're up to 300 coins per second that was very quick i felt like we were getting somewhere when we hit 100. how's your big idiot doing he looks like he's doing fine so we need more cows to make more money to upgrade more cows to make even more money it's a very simple principle that i absolutely love i forgot i could actually upgrade this stuff this whole time so we can get faster cow delivery by quite a bit maybe we'll get the bonus to double your coin production for two hours that sounds nice then again we'll maybe save that for time when we might actually need it we're still pretty early on we're still making the progress i need to wait for when things kind of stagnate a little bit but since we're here let's probably buy some moons because we'll be able to afford a few of those and that will get us a big cow it's just a matter of putting them all together it's kind of like a puzzle which sounds stupid because it's not but i'm kind of stupid so it makes sense honestly the most efficient way to do this is just to keep ramming cows into a central location um and they'll hopefully be nice enough to uh stick to each other well i guess we have two big big cows now so what happens if we put these two idiots together we go from 414 to enormous it's a two-headed monstrosity so putting those two together didn't give us a huge boost but we have one of those things now so there's always that i can buy hyper cows now they're only 12 000 so if you buy a few of those that puts their production way up but when we combine them again they do even better and anytime we finish these achievements we do get a reward of diamonds i'm not sure what diamonds are for yet but probably something helpful down the road so now that we have three of those we'll go ahead and put two of them together because that just makes sense for up to 500 coins a second over ten thousand dollars we're going to take berry delivery delivers mysterious berries for you every once in a while we're going to get one of those i assume it's very good then it's just back to the ground clicking on cows repeatedly but it's a very addictive process so at least this one has a friend i think that's the first mysterious berry we've got uh it turned a cow red and it's hurting it or something i don't know what it's doing to it but it's making me money so do i care oh so we want to be upgrading this as quick as we can right now and like super clicked the cow okay so those berries are going to be helpful and now we have 55 000 coins we have an auto merger for cows on the farm level which we're at so we're just gonna wait a few seconds and spend eighty thousand dollars now i don't have to touch cows anymore i think they maybe have to be in the vicinity of each other for that to actually work or it takes a little bit of time i'm not sure oh a magnet pulls them in every once in a while so every seven or eight seconds magnet appears sucks them in they all die we got another evolution crate that's not bad and that's worth evolving and while that was happening look at all the cows we got when did we get our next upgrade for that faster cow delivery at 100 000 i want that i feel like i need a crate opener now but there's the magna going it only combines a few of them at a time but that's still helpful as long as you're doing something while i'm not watching i'm happy then we put you together you're gonna be the lone wolf for a minute we put you together we'll be you together and then we got another big idiot plus a berry oh i shouldn't move those guys i should use the berry first because we could have we could have made him into something better while that one's having a coin seizure i'm going to go up here to create another one of these and then we're going to slam these together which makes it reagan howzilla he's dropping eggs for 2 000 coins each oh when they're gold there were 2 000 each so that's pretty good money but now i need to know what's bigger than calzilla this is going to be a long process that i'm never going to find the answer to because there's always going to be a bigger cow we're going to have cosmic cows soon i just realized we have 130 thousand dollars to spend so what did i want to buy faster cow delivery thanks to our legion of cows we are up to 812 per second there's another whatever this is give me something amazing not evolving that our berry is back so we're going to go ahead and combine cows as much as we can which is going to be worth a lot because we have one of these getting super clicked back up to about 90 000 coins we might take faster berry delivery but i don't think it's worth it right now let's just buy some cows instead whoops those two combined on their own let's buy one two man moose because that's just way quicker and that sends a big cow up into space but we're definitely already at 1100 coins per second and i haven't checked in the big guys i can't even remember what's up here okay we just have one dome cow and one uh dinosaur cow very soon we get to find out what cow comes after the dragon cow and we just finished combining them all already back up to 82 000 coins so we're gonna buy maybe some moons because they're still reasonably cheap compared to the other ones and then we'll buy a few babies and then it's time to merge them all together we're gonna pick that fruit i guess and uh i can't really i don't know if we can combine anything into that right now that's okay that's still a pretty good cow to be clicking but also thanks to my screwing around to up to 1273 coins per second that's going quickly and that definitely means we're making money very quickly so i'm going to buy some more hyper cows it's even only gonna take a second before we can afford one more of those then we're gonna click on that and combine them all and we just sent another one into space so we'll go mess with that in just a second there's always cows to be combining it's so busy but out there in space oh right we still need one more dome cow guys can you work a little quicker i'm getting impatient now and i finally fed the berry to a good cow so that's gonna make us tons of money it's 200 per click and that'll help get him ready for his space adventure which he's soon to go on now let's buy a few mutants maybe a few of those while we're at it so here we go we get two of those together two giraffes together those go into space we follow them there we combine those together we combine those together and then we put our two dinosaurs together which makes a table cow musa musa just kind of freaks me out bubble up to 1547 coins per second and i've made it far enough that it's actually going to let me buy all pacows they're maybe not quite worth the money yet but it won't be long before they are then i've hit that guy with the berry i wonder if i could actually use the berry like to combine him and send him into the dome cow and that would work probably not so i'll just take the money for now 157 thousand dollars i've never had this much so let's celebrate by buying an alpaca then maybe a mammoth and then maybe an adult cow and then i'm out of money already whoops i well that was out of my hands anyway they were just gonna combine sometimes it's destiny up here in space no one seems to be doing much of anything but this crate rain sounds interesting and this is what the cow rain looks like with the crate rain i guess it's the same difference oh this is a bad time to open this yeah we'll take that i've got crates to open uh we're just gonna start smashing everything together getting the center getting the center getting the center uh we're gonna use that on that then he's going to be happy and evolving and so is everything else okay great i can actually not really keep up with all this and that's a good problem to have everyone get in the center evolve do your thing i don't really know how you evolve but just do it so after all that we're up to 2 000 coins per second and we have about four hundred thousand to spend on whatever we want which is probably going to be alpacas mostly because i'm getting too lazy to continually evolve them together so you guys go together you guys go together that will be up to 2 300 coins per second so that was like a 15 increase i should probably check up on this place more because i had cows that were definitely waiting to evolve and it turns out my cows are buried treasure for me so what did they get for me what did they bury for me 105 000 coins which isn't bad okay so my crates are full i'm gonna feed him that and then i'm gonna let all these hatch so they can all smash into each other but look we get out of an evolution crate that's a good one because that'll soon turn into a space cow and i just realized we have 550 000 so let's buy some more alpacas maybe just one more i just like them because they're so easy because you send them to space basically instantly and then you go to space to combine them into the next monstrosity i can't wait to see what comes after table cow i was getting impatient so i spun the rainbow wheel again for a three times bonus we're gonna do it again so hopefully this time we get four times which means that long story short we're now up to 5 500 coins per second and we got a free boring cow uh you know what let's continue clicking on crates well mostly that the cows do their own thing that magnet will take effect we've hit almost a million coins now okay we're up to 1.2 million coins so now that this stressful rain is gone we're up to 580 coins per second but we need to check space we're not quite where we need to be but we're close i'm maybe gonna buy a berry delivery an extra berry type just to move that along um we could put them together quicker for eight hundred thousand i don't think that's worth it i think basically what we want to do is buy a bunch of mammoths basically as many as we can something like that and then one of these oh we're maxed out i see the problem uh we do have a cherry thing over here so we're gonna give it to him and then we're going to send him to space because i want to see if that it does carry over great we're going to be combining a super new cow in this red zone look at that thing long cow yeah no kidding i could remember to do that again because that's worth a lot of money now we gotta deal with all these little idiots again and we just sent another one to space we're up to 6878 coins per second that's a long way from where we started and i can even buy bovis now which are the uh dome cows for 200 and something 300 400 000 that's still probably worth it because just look at them all they'll put us up to almost 10 000 coins per second then as we combine them that's value is only going to go up and up and up so there's another flat cow we'll buy some more bovis as soon as we can afford it at 10 000 coins per second it won't take long and since we have 500 000 right now let's buy some hyper cows because they're still pretty cheap compared to everything else we found a yellow one what do you think this does how do i get in there to the good cow everyone else move do they do they do they give coins when they evolve oh let's chase it down to the dome cow take one of you i don't know what that did really but it seemed good something was good because we're back up to 3.7 million so we're going to buy some more bovis as many as we can afford so let's put them together as much as we can i need two alpacas basically which is still gonna work just fine now we use this yellow fruit on that one to make him a super and then we're gonna send him to space where he's gonna combine with whoops whoops you who's gonna combine with you who's gonna combine with you who's gonna come by with you who's gonna combine with you then we get like a sunflower cow the dairy daisy and that pops out forty thousand per coin for up to 12 300 per second so you definitely can do a bit of strategy to this like if you wait for the fruits like i do and then give them the fruit and upgrade them super quickly yeah and we can even buy enormous now this one's pretty tempting great quality deliver better quality cows five million dollars that's gotta be worth it then for ten gems i can increase the chance of cows so now when we open these we have a chance for at least the tier two cows it's not guaranteed but every one that we get is actually a substantial increase so i'm going to do my best to plot this out again so i can upgrade things rapid fire which means i need another dome cow which are very expensive right now we need a few of those for sure maybe one of those because once we get an upgrade going we want to be able to continue along the upgrade chain so we have a dinosaur that even that's probably close enough we'll get tons of money even if we just do that and look what i got out of an evolution crate at dinosaur cow we also have another yellow fruit sitting there and i think that's going to come in handy if we do it right so i really just want to have enough pieces sitting on the ground that if i kind of add one of everything we can just skip along very quickly which means i need one bovi because if you bring a bovi in it can mix with the two-headed cow which i think turns into the dragon which i think turns into the table i think i've got that right but i might be screwing that up only one way to find out so now i need to buy one alpaca two el pacos and i need to get this party started on never mind they took him to space already almost like they know what i'm doing okay we're gonna buy two more alpacas this time we're gonna be a little bit quicker we're gonna give you that and we're gonna give you that and then we're gonna follow you guys to space and we're gonna combine the two yellow ones get over here please then where's the other alpaca then into the uh into you and then into the table did i lose the power up already i forgot about the tall cow so we're gonna buy a bunch of enormous like a lot of them just because we can and those are gonna combine into every kind of thing we might need except for we're already out wow things get so expensive so let's get much faster cow delivery i haven't been paying attention for all apparently because we're up to 24 000 coins per second which is a lot i'm gonna do the evolution bar again i haven't loved it so far but it can't help and i'm also going to make the cow make it work faster i'm going to try my super plan again by giving you the alpaca and then we're going to go to space but then i think i also need to borrow i've already missed my opportunity i can tell but whatever we're making lots of money up here so if we combine youtube we combine youtube then youtube then youtube and youtube and then we get to find the new cow oh we're going even bigger now world domination we have betsy let's see the conqueror of worlds and you're giving me 40 000 per coin and we got something new so apparently we can trade cows for rubies i don't know what rubies do we can also buy cowzilla for 2.1 million now which is probably worth it long story short 28 000 cows per second oh there's also an alien planet now where we instead collect stuff here what about a treasure chest no i don't want that i want cows okay we're now dealing with alien cows as well they make me rubies i guess that's just the currency here on this planet i don't really know we have more cows to deal with did you know you can click on cows to get them to give you stuff i had no idea which makes me wonder if i can be clicking on this idiot for big money yup i sure can i could have made this whole process a lot easier so that's pretty annoying uh let's buy some more calzillas to try and make up for that and then alpacas okay we're already full because we have too many idiots back on earth because they can't get themselves out of a box i also have my second cow on mars so if you put them together we get a super mars cow and then i got the third one but we're gonna need more rubies to be able to afford any of these and given that we're kind of down to a slow spot back here on earth because we're waiting on crates and baby cows we're gonna have to let this run for a little while so next time we'll have a cow that conquers the entire universe

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Published: Sat Oct 09 2021