I Created The Rarest Evolution That Shouldn't Exist

today we're going to smash things together that should never be combined for example what happens if mom is a tortoise i'm watching you and that is probably something not so tortoise-like like a rooster and this is where it's going gonna start to get weird tap to evolve so we start hitting with some laser beams adding some dna probably of the other creature and then we need more dna points we tap here and then we throw some upgrade points we're gonna keep working on that body well so far it's mostly only evolved to stand on two legs which is great i think we've already made a dramatic improvement to the common tortoise but we're definitely not done there yet so i'm already up to 16 500 dna points but if we start adding some tail evolution that's going to put those numbers way up because after a few little tail additions we're making 2 800 per second and that number is all the way up to 8 500 per second and because i can't help but click on things i've now got an auto clicker for 60 seconds so that means we've collected over 200 000 dna points which is probably enough to continue evolving my tail never mind those get expensive quickly so maybe we'll just go back to evolving my shell for a second though these are already costing a thousand per click but the shell and body is at completion so let's give it some legs and some wings the tortoise is coming along pretty nicely we have over a million dna points now 90 000 per second which is great because we still need to work on that tail a lot that is not a good enough tail for any creature and those upgrades but it's up to about 100 thousand points per second so we can start spending those on wings every tortoise needs wings in fact maybe we won't even stop at two wings let's give it like eight wings or eighteen wings the more wings the better these upgrades aren't getting expensive let's upgrade the legs a little bit each click is gonna add six thousand per second and that's a big help to me we're up to about 375 000 per second so we can afford these millions to spend and i've got a three times tapping bonus for a second so we're going to take advantage of that though i don't know if it's worth it it's only 22 000 per tap all right with this poor tortoise really needs is some proper wings finally so there we go we're now halfway between flippers and wings and then i made a small purchase because i'm kind of tired of having to watch ads but that gave us 608 million points to work with so we're going to work on these legs just a little bit you might notice a small change start to happen they're getting a little narrower one more click and there we go the ultimate legs for a tortoise now we work on the head only have to click that 20 times it's beautiful it mostly just looks like a chicken with a turtle shell but as long as we're still making 12 million points a second we're gonna be doing all right and that number is only going to get bigger despite the fact that we are now out of points and every time we click on this that's 90 000 to add so we can finish off this beautiful head 2.36 billion dollars per upgrade that's gonna take a minute unless i buy these upgrades say 10 at a time then it's only 116 million for 10 of them that makes a little more sense to me but the upgrades are already up to 355 million per click but i have found a button that if we touch we can increase our tax cap income by 10 20 so we're gonna do that a few times that way every time we tap we are now making that much 60 000 per tap and that's gonna add up patiently waiting i've saved up another three billion dollars that's enough for a few more clicks but still not quite there but another four billion dollars might be enough to get us there there is one more click and what do we got tapped open the collection room so our reward for destroying nature was gems well whatever the case i think we can do better uh for only five million points we're going to open up this this is going to be a fun combination of a frog frogs mix well with many things so i'm kind of excited to see where this goes and the kangaroo imagine how high it's going to be able to jump and i get to keep my evolution points so i'm making 74 million a second right now so we should be able to upgrade things pretty quickly we're going to buy in groups of 10 already it's going to take 300 to get it upgraded but it's already getting taller isn't it magnificent the most beautiful frog there ever was might want to work on that posture we have saved up another seven billion dollars so next we're going to work on the legs and i think you hit another auto clicker i'm not sure i just want the better legs well better is kind of a loose definition here oh it's hard to click in the legs for us there we go it actually looks like a dinosaur that also worked on our head and body color because it was just auto clicking up a storm and i'm okay with that because that's less work for me it even has a little frog in his pouch already that's lots of fun every time we click on the ears that's going to add 360 000 points a second and every time we tap we get 10 million points so we can work on the pouch a little bit more i'm not really sure what needs improvement there i mean it's already got the baby in there and we got another auto clicker so i'm just gonna let that click away while i spend all its hard earned money upgrades are costing 2 billion dollars each at the minimum luckily the game likes to give me lots of stuff and we're already up to level 7 already but it gave us 15 billion dollars so let's continue to upgrade those ears those aren't good enough ears for me oh and if we want we can actually skip time so if i spend 40 of my gems we can get 424 billion dna points i want 424 billion dna points and we can finish upgrading this idiot now he's gonna have a maximum capacity pouch i'm not really believing this is half kangaroo it's so mostly just looks like a lizard which is suspicious is that what they really are in nature a frog cross or the kangaroo that's how you get a lizard but a few more clicks and this thing is done now we get our income multiplier to 1.4 times so we've created our tortoise chicken and also whatever this thing is all right so it's on to our next disaster for only 1 billion dna points we get to unlock a combination of a house cat combined with this is going to be good because everybody loves cats a mosquito no it's a wasp this is going to be great things are going to get so weird from here we're already making 225 million points a second so we're gonna crank this all the way up to 100 so every click gets his 100 points which means those legs front legs should be evolving at rapid rate but this thing's gonna be sturdy it'd be so hard to push over i mean i feel like we've already improved the common cap by quite a lot these upgrades do get pretty expensive though let's try those back legs a little bit i think they need to match the front at least somewhat but also the body now it's getting striped i got a little bit excited and started clicking on all the things the game was giving me so it is auto evolving at this point this is completely out of my control and that's okay because this cat is just turning into something straight out of a miracle i like how it's retained its tail through all this and every time we click for dna we get 220 million points that's plenty and i just realized we're actually up to making uh 1.2 billion per second just by itself all right i've turned the upgrades back down to only 10 at a time so let's fix up these backlinks just a little bit before we finish off that body i want it to look ridiculous we've really just made a sturdier cat with a bigger body and a bit of a stinger but that would really just add to the charm of a cat so every time we upgrade the tail by 10 points that's gonna add 2.4 million dna points a second the head is 7.6 million per second our booster has ended sadly and leaving us at only 551 million points per second so let's see what we can do to finish off this body for hundreds of billions of dollars oh we're so close but it's getting so good but we've also got 50 off for a minute so we'll take advantage that hopefully finish off the body pretty soon i accidentally touched it but the body's done we have a three times tap bonus right now so 350 million per tap we're definitely going to take advantage of that as well as just triple dna overall i like how this game really just forces me to evolve this thing i don't even have a choice in this anymore actually let's go for the most expensive upgrade since we got 50 off this cat really needs wings you can see them starting to sprout we're also making 5 billion per second right now so i definitely need to take advantage the more we upgrade the wings the more we're going to make there's up to 7 billion per second every time we click on this we get huge upgrades i kind of forgot there even was middle legs so our cat's going to grow a pair of metal legs and that's super exciting plus if i want to go ahead and you know buy another 12.7 trillion dna points i can sure do that now what part of this disaster do we want to ruin first i do kind of want to see these middle legs form so we'll go ahead and grow those out of the middle of the cat and there we go have we created something good yet that tail doesn't match the color scheme i'm a little worried about that but for now let's just go ahead and add some wings we're gonna have a six legged cat with wings plus we get all those points and it looks like this we put a lot of money into this thing i uh touched a thing again so i think we're just auto earning money and also auto buying upgrades right now so we just sit back and let the magic happen we're slowly somewhere between a cat and a bee but i'm not done with my monstrosity yet so let's go ahead and buy 44 trillion dollars worth of upgrade points that's hopefully gonna be enough to finish off these wings i really want this thing to be able to fly it can certainly walk very well it's pretty crazy how expensive these upgrades are getting so we're gonna buy another 63 trillion because i need to finish my wings so now that those are done between that uh bonus we're now making 51 billion per second and our creature just keeps getting better and better the fun part about all this is i think this is actually better than any creature i've ever actually created so now how do we spend our fortune um let's start with the head because the head's gonna get fun it's gonna be halfway between a cat and a wasp and we all wanna see what that looks like basically this looks a little bit like it has antennas well i guess it does have antennas really but cats could use antennas that would help them run into stuff less i feel like this is actually the pinnacle of all creation no one anywhere has ever created anything better so let's continue to make it worse and see what we can do with this all right we're probably gonna need closer to 10 trillion dollars to finish off the tail but let's see how close we can get still gonna be another two click so we need about five trillion more points all right well we can at least finish the tail now so two more clicks there and no more cattail though you think it'd be somewhere in between maybe it's a little bit longer than it normally is anyways the most cat-like part of this creature is the rear leg still so let's see if we can find that happy medium between the two oh we're already done well i mean how could we not be look at it mother nature is crying so we just keep adding to our collection ah i feel like we should name it but it doesn't deserve a name it only costs 100 billion dollars for whatever's next but that's totally going to be worth it because we're going to have a fancy cross between a flamingo and oh we have such fun options here too look at everything going by a dragon so we're going to turn this poor creature into half a dragon i think to start let's make its horn really big i'm not really sure where in a dragon the horn goes but i assume it's on the nose and every upgrade we take there is going to add us an extra 24 billion dollars a second so we're going to get as many of those as we possibly can progress is a little bit slow we're going to buy some gems or maybe rather spend some gems we're going to get an extra 100 trillion there and that's going to help us get the horn but we're going to go 10 at a time now then we should see a little more growth out of its nose it's still hard to say because we're going to get 400 points and we're only at 100 so far i think it's bigger but i don't really know what a flamingo looks like while we're at it we might start on the body a little bit too because it's obviously gonna need the body of a dragon to succeed in life uh yeah so far that's starting to look pretty good we're gonna take some extra points it's got a hole in it though but i think you see what we're getting at here this is coming along quite nicely but we're up to 11 trillion dollars a second by itself every one of those little clicks is worth 15 billion dollars ish and we just got a three times multiplier plus an ad so we're just making ridiculous amounts of points at this point but we're going to continue to work on the horn for this poor creature okay so i think i might hit the thing where it auto-upgraded so now it actually looks kind of decent honestly overall it's not quite a dragon it's not quite a flamingo but you'd never know it was a flamingo anyways how we doing in that horn is it done yet nope then we've got to keep going 22 kajillion dollars might be enough to get it there yep the horn is completely done and i'm not really sure which horn it is suppose it doesn't really matter at this point so everything he's done is over the body color and thorn i guess darn it is the spikes all over it and we do like spikes that's beautiful but this will be the finishing touch and our flamingo dragon is now complete so we're gonna go ahead and add that to our collection of very strange creatures okay this is gonna be a dog and come on big money a seahorse we're gonna make a sea dog so i think to start we're probably gonna evolve its head and i'm gonna do that by watching ads at 3.4 jillion dollars per click we're gonna make some money quick and we're currently making about 70 trillion dollars a second every click on this hair adds 40 trillion per second but we're also multiplying that by 10. so we're getting 400 trillion points per second extra plus we're going to turn the dog's head into a seahorse which is kind of the main piece and now that we did that we get 327 qrgillion dollars every click and at 330 quadrillion dollars per click we've now gone up to five i think quintillion so that means we can probably continue to upgrade the head i started upgrading the hair by accident because i'm stupid i want the head we need the head of this to turn into a seahorse nothing else matters these upgrades definitely get expensive but every one of them does boost my income so that's going to push us over 300 we're going to click a few more times his eyes are just getting bigger all right a whole bunch more money to spend on a whole bunch more ahead wow we still got another seven clicks to go why is it so expensive well at least after this the upgrade should come a little cheaper and easier what does this do free dna i'll take that four more clicks to turn the head entirely into its finished product the dog looks so impressed with what's going on also look at its face it's loving life so three more clicks and there we go maximum power sea horse head it doesn't look that bad that could be a normal dog okay i think what's really going to put us over the top at 100 buys per click is a better body a little bit taller it's now walking on its rear legs or potentially swimming though wouldn't swim very well would it then we're going to give it the extra five it needs so it's body is done it's now a levitating dog all right next is gonna need a fin pretty badly so we're gonna buy a hundred of those at a time and where does the fin come in oh they pop out of the back that looks pretty cute maybe you could fly with those and we hit a sail at the perfect time so there's another hundred of those and then ten at a time we're going to finish those fins and there they are they're done now the dog can swim gracefully through the air or water we made an all-terrain dog i don't know if it has lungs yet but we'll figure that out when we submerge it i know the hair is going to be stupidly expensive so let's see if we can get that over with well we bought 100 points of the hair and we already can't afford anymore despite the fact we're making 44 quadrillion dollars a second luckily for every one of these little ads i watch we're getting 2.2 quintillion dollars so let's buy the hair 100 more times and then 100 more times after that why am i going a bin out of the top of my head i mean i know why but shouldn't that be categorized under fin and not hair this truly is king of the dogs there's a hundred more points in the hair we're gonna take whatever this guy's gift is get all boost for 30 seconds oh which means we're going to auto upgrade also and do all of that so we've also turned pink and lost our legs but we look at the front legs though so it could still go on land see it's very versatile it can be in the water or land it's just not great at either of those so if you ever wonder what the perfect evolution was we've had a few good attempts here today this is it a pink dog that's also a seahorse i regret nothing

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Published: Fri Aug 27 2021