I Tried Following A Troom Troom Cooking Tutorial

what did we do wrong we forget to put something in it this makes me a little nervous it's not the big reveal is this your first gingerbread man this is my first gingerbread man and hopefully my last hi Jarvis I'm YouTube it's the holidays and the holidays are when you're supposed to reflect on the past year and spend quality time with your loved ones and the people who are most important to you in life like family and friends but I thought who better to spend a little chunk of our holiday cheer with then trim trim a ridiculous DIY channel with life hacks as weird as they are useless redhead finds an amazing candy here it is it's my reward for a shopping shrimp shrimp is well-known across YouTube for its clickbait thumbnails its nameless characters like blondie and blue-eyed girl this is the blue-eyed girl and for the mystery of who actually runs the channel oh and it's obsessive desire to stay topical but I wouldn't know anything about that I last talked about trim trim in a video so lovingly titled trim trim is the worst channel on YouTube and since then there have been some developments I mean trim trim is still making some weird like recently they started posting a bunch of these unicorn hack videos whatever the fuck that means miss Gonzalez brings unicorn to school from what I can tell this isn't even as genre it's just something that trim trim made up but more importantly box profile trim trim and some other channels recently and discovered that trim trim isn't operated like a traditional company because of course it's not according to them it's the result of the collective mind which I'm going to leave my computer for a while I'll take my mouse with me you never know who wanders around here I mean it makes sense also they interviewed me for this article as I'm assuming a thought leader in hating trimmed room and before I build that reputation for myself I feel like I haven't given trim trim a fair shake so today we're putting trim trim to the test so this weekend I went to trim trims YouTube channels because apparently about something I do now and this was the first video that I saw it's called a DIY giant vs. miniature Christmas candy now a trim trim is famous for their clickbait thumbnails but this one is especially ridiculous because it's just the gingerbread man from Shrek except he's gigantic and just chilling with red head while she paints on the rest of his mouth but obviously this is clickbait droom droom because do you really expect me to believe that you got to hang out with one of the most famous gingerbread men of our time also is the couch really the right place to be applying glaze now I'm gonna click this video alright and I really hope I really hope that they bring the gingerbread man of hers wreck to life in a giant form and and in Isis mouth on the couch that sounds inappropriate but I've watched too many trims from videos I know the vistas clickbait and and if it is I'm gonna try to do it anyway a giant gingerbread man yeah okay maybe we're getting a little loose with the word giant but I'll bite no pun intended redhead finds a box with a cookie inside but she's not don't eat that found the box with one cookie inside it's something a trap redhead quietly finishes the entire cookie on her own Emma doesn't even get a tiny piece but Emma knows where to find an entire gingerbread colony I think it's time Nash five ounces of butter with the same amount of sugar no this seems like an actual recipe how hard could it be grocery outlet where groceries can get out their feelings you know honestly I'm impressed at how well stocked Grocery Outlet is at affordable prices where else are you gonna get some beef rub for only $2.99 elsewhere it's it's $9.99 so so get your beef beef ribs here all right so we need five ounces of butter and I have 16 ounces of butter here which is more than that I assume this is at least five ounces of sugar you know what we probably actually had sugar at my apartment we did but I can find it it's brown sugar maybe the sugars in this all right okay why is this in her kitchen oh they're measuring cups okay I'm not as upset I believe they're using white sugar in the recipe but I can only find a brown sugar in my kitchen am i ruining the recipe let me know in the comments down below the recipe at the beginning was fairly easy to follow but we spent a lot of time doing measurements oh yeah her cup eight so eight ounces in a cup how many why is my brand like this what's happening okay so I'm just gonna use these Russian Russian nesting dolls I had a bit of trouble getting the brown sugar out of the bag I promise I'm like a perfectly functioning human having a lot of trouble here one hey this is a hat right yeah we're not going to ask any questions great according to my fifth-grade fractions there were third grade whenever you learn fractions that is five ounces of sugar I have no questions so far everything has been easy to follow up I'm just bad at cooking it's not your fault till now we mash these together this seems like so much sugar it smells very sweet and melted in a microwave we've gotta melt this in a microwave is this microwave safe no it's made of metal it never says I'm like nervous I switch bowls cook dust until it's melted I don't know how long it takes to melt so we'll see if it starts this spark or something oh this is pretty multi it smells so buttery pour in five ounces of honey I had a lot of trouble getting the honey out of the bottle who's gonna take a while can I shake it get up close this one shake it it's pathetic actually what do you look getting honey out of should I even use the nose I feel if this makes you want to unsubscribe how does anybody work with honey how do bears deal with this I think you put that in that grave and loosen it up I'm smart then I would totally understand it's obvious why I don't have a cooking show because I don't want to make everyone else jealous okay yeah now it's way better now I feel like I'm like melting this this poor bear like draining him of his lifeblood what a sad sight yeah family see that it looks Oh soon so delicious and fun and good like pure butter so to me it smells like honey and butter honey butter that's the thing it seems like I've never sat in the kitchen the people add two eggs and mix it now we've got two great medium grade double-a eggs I sound like batteries I don't know what that means really diem medium grade eggs that's reasonable I guess they are great double-a so that's nice only Honor Roll eggs for me no shell spit money in the shells like way harder shells and I was anticipating but it made it also just be that like starting to like feel very molasses II like very thick add what teaspoon of cinnamon wow that smells strong I mean we haven't added the ginger yet but it's starting to smell very festive it's probably just all the sugar now obviously the recipe calls for cinnamon so I just I don't know how many of these we need this is enough for a gingerbread man and one teaspoon of ground ginger we also need ground ginger I couldn't find the ginger so I turned the whole grocery store upside down ground ginger I feel so accomplished now he had a teaspoon of ginger because it's not a gingerbread man without mmm man this is like a drug I feel like I'm in Breaking Bad right now I am the one who knocks gradually add 25 ounces of flour and knead the dough all-purpose you can use a spar for anything as presented by the Pillsbury Doughboy himself ah nice and gradual okay starting to form Wow this is needs science as the dill got thicker my wrist started hurting so I decided to go in with my hands cuz that's something I've seen on TV we helped me pull back my sleeves kneading the dough with my hands was really fun and caused me to make an important discovery it's like play-doh like I guess that's why they call it play-doh because it's like dough I'm 26 years old so the instructions said to like stencil out a gingerbread man on two piece of construction paper and then and then like roll out the dough with a rolling pin but I did not have construction paper nor a rolling pin so I just free handed it and then used a water bottle as my rolling pin which was surprisingly effective we've got a pretty pretty flat dough I'm pretty excited about this now we've got a free hand our gingerbread man I'm just gonna go for it and go for it I did all right so it's not perfect but for free hinge it's not bad right I think then we cut him out after freeing our gingerbread man from his dough a confinement it was time to put him in the other anybody in there I'm coming in we have a lot of leftover dough I wonder what we should do with this doesn't use it for foreshadowing and bake it for 20 minutes at 300 degrees Fahrenheit welcome back you're just in time we're about to put the gingerbread man into the oven that's been preheated to 300 degrees for 20 minutes here we go don't try this at home I thought we were putting the wax paper in you can't put wax paper in the oven so now only wait 20 minutes for the glaze mix 10 ounces of powdered sugar juice of half of a lemon and a little water okay Glee's now it's time to upon our man okay when we took the gingerbread out of the oven I think our first reaction was confusion I don't know what color he's supposed to be it's literally lighter than the dough this is done it's unclear I don't that does not look them to me it just tastes a go that's because it was definitely a little bit lighter than I expected also he has a bit of a boil you might want to go to the dermatologist and get that one checked out should we put back in the oven before we put it back in the oven I thought flipping it might help was hard what did we do wrong overall I think we followed the recipe fine and we made something that resembled gingerbread it just tasted horrible participant add food colorings I think now we need like food coloring right what does coloring food colorings color for all of them one two three we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas and please taste better eventually we gave up and finally took the gingerbread out of the oven it's just so soft did we forget to put something in it I mean we forgot to put I don't know gingerbread good things just kind of smell burnt this is so bad I think I could eat more cinnamon cinnamon I didn't imagine what single thing would make this taste trash want to eat applesauce when they put in honey it kind of looked like applesauce so I'm just gonna grab applesauce just in case this is a much better gingerbread man harder to read man and decorate the gingerbread man now that you've got your perfect gingerbread yeah it's time to decorate you've already prepared your icing our guy didn't turn out so hot but we can still decorate them and make them look cool so oh god that's very runny now we're gonna give him a bowtie we've got a bowtie now so that's cool we're gonna give him a smile and then I and then another I perfect so he's basically perfect but he needs one last touch a murder weapon you tell us like plank from Ed Edd and Eddy it's so heavy holy crap really maybe those are problem it was in that moment that I realized we we probably didn't need the dough for long enough because it was super dense it's a good baby how does it support the neck it feels like cardboard tastes like something you'd build a house out of all right let's uh reproduce the son nail at that point we finished the tutorial so it was time to take our gingerbread man to the couch and try to recreate this house looks very menacing just sitting there when I rub the knife against it it sounds like I hit some concrete does that not sound like something I could sharpen mistake he's made of metal they said that you would be born but you proved him wrong and business professional but it truly does feel like like a corkboard oh god his full head is broken don't report this to Child Protective Services it's like something you're not supposed to eat try it this is my friend Andy by the way who's been behind the camera the whole time it did not get better at school there's a solid three my buddy superb ah so after following trim trims to toriel we did technically end up with something that could legally be qualified as gingerbread but the sides of our gingerbread man was nowhere near the size of the thumbnails so we improvised so to make a bigger gingerbread man the one we had we knew we would have to build it in parts because our pans were only so big and we started with the head using the leftover dough from our first batch hey not bad and then for the other limbs we actually made a whole new batch of gingerbread and changed some ingredients around to try to make it taste better we made the head of our gingerbread man with the old formula and we put it in the oven for too long so he has a very dark head you have a very dark head and very light arms but don't judge them for that second batch of dough ended up being way stickier than the first so I needed help getting it off of my hands we also tried chilling the dough because we heard that helpless it didn't also we knew we had to bake our gingerbread man in parts but we really didn't consider the fact that at some point our gingerbread man would need to be in one piece and that presented a problem because then we had to stick all those parts together what you doing i frying gummy bears I think that we can use gummy bears as a cement for the arms and a head of our giant gingerbread man I think bears have had a hard time this video like I had to squeeze a bear for all the tiny Mandie and heat him up until he died and then now I'm heating up bears again take this and place it directly upon arm and then I'm gonna press real hard we're gonna hope that it binds it enough to hold on to the arms so that it stands out and with all that way there are a few complications we are broke well we waited for our gummybear cement to set we put the finishing touches on our gingerbread man and got ready for the big reveal okay I think it's time for the big reveal I've got to carefully carry this to the couch so that we could recreate this damn trim trim thumbnail so do you know the muffin man our end result was mixed my friend Spencer described it as a badly burned beach dolphin and when my new roommate sighed she screamed so yeah mixed I'm proud of my son so it stood up on the couch just fine but the heat from the lights that we were using causes the ice ogre melting I've ruined him so then I just gave up and went full serial killer now it's a horror movie you've heard of Elf on a shelf but have you heard of gingerbread man on a murdering spree then came time for the final taste test wow it is better but not by much then I coerced anity to try it this makes me a little nervous what part saying so close you have to look at him if you break eye contact you'll strike he looks hungry how's it it's hard wood tastes like cardboard with a hint of cinnamon in retrospect it makes perfect sense to me that the recipe doesn't taste good because turns room probably doesn't expect anyone to ever try anything in their videos I'm gonna move away from this thing now it's coming after you so trim trim led us astray I mean is anyone surprised he might be a monster but he's our little monster overall terms recipe was very bad or I'm a very bad cook which is true but I just I just can't imagine then it was my fault I mean maybe let me know in the comments if you know where I went wrong we look at other gingerbread recipes there were several ingredients that we're missing from trim trims like like a molasses mistakes everyone makes when making gingerbread let's find out the first thing is using the kind of molasses there was not me and there has to be whatsoever I think what we came out with was a very structurally sound gingerbread with little thought to its taste overall I'm glad I did this I don't really think I'm being too hard on unturned trim I think they I think they know what they're doing but it was it was pretty fun to follow along so I'll give him that like the entertainment value is there I just wish that we made something that we could eat if you're wondering why I didn't have legs it because I didn't want him to run away from my love thanks to Vanessa mochi follow me on Instagram I have no idea if I'm saying that right if you want me to measure your name follow me on instagram or twitter at jarvis I was originally planning to do a different video this week on seven second riddles but I got carried away with this idea so I hope you enjoyed it that one will be coming next week anyway see ya also buy my merch if everything ok bye

Channel: Jarvis Johnson

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Length: 19min 45sec (1185 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 15 2018