- Hey, thanks for making
it all the way over here. Ah, I'm sure the trip
must have been difficult but I'm glad you're here. So just take a seat, kick off your shoes, and I'll grab you some tea. Beverage. We serve complimentary drinks
here at Jarvis Johnson Gold. That's just one of many premium perks for our premium viewers. For those of you who are new
to this channel, I'm Jarvis, and this is my channel. For those of you who flew
here on Jarvis Johnson Coach (airplane ding) you've been upgraded. If none of that makes any sense to you, and this is your first video of mine, (echoing) thanks for bearing with me. I put out a video
approximately 45 seconds ago on Jarvis Johnson
Standard about Troom Troom and their weird obsession with sneaking snacks into a movie theater. - How can we sneak a
tasty fish into the movie? Only with a mermaid! - And in that video, I discovered that there's
another channel that is seemingly unaffiliated with Troom Troom, that's using exactly the same set making a video with
exactly the same premise. They have no one working
the concession stand, but they do have a... weird... doctored movie poster for 22 Jump Street
called 22 Woo-Hoo Street? I don't know what Woo-Hoo is. So I was like, what is going on here? Why are there two of them? Which is what I plan to answer today, while we experience Woo-Hoo's 12 ways to sneak snack food into the theater, not to be confused with
Troom Troom's video, 11 ways to sneak fast
food into the theater. The videos are completely different. No recycled cash grabs here, officer. This is all original content. If you have not seen my main channel video on Troom Troom's ways to
sneak fast food into a theater or whatever it's called,
you don't need to watch it. I would like you to, but after this one, because there's not a continuity here. You've got all the context you need. The audio quality will
change slightly when we shift over to that video, because I forgot to record
with this microphone. And so it was recording to my backup mic. My bad, everybody. This is the kind of
exclusive behind the scenes info that you can only
get on Jarvis Johnson. (shimmering, voice shouts in back) Gold! - All right. So let's see what Woo Hoo has got. Let's see what all the fuss... Let's see what all the Woo Hoo is about. Get it? Cause it's like... Let's just watch the video. (dramatic music) - The rustling of wrapper from Jake's favorite snacks during a movie is music to his ears. - But why? The rustling of... of wrappers
in a movie theater is like, people are going to tell you to shush. Because you're making
noise during the movie. - And more relaxing than meditation. - That is a tall claim. Don't make that claim. (record scratch) - But your dreams will stay
dreams if you don't act now. - Wait! It's the, it's the 22
Jump Street. Woo-Hoo poster. Woo-Hoo Whoa! Oh yeah, this is on
Woo-Hoo's channel called Woo-Hoo Whoa, Motion. I don't know what, Woo-Hoo Whoa Motion is that Woo-hoo isn't. Okay, this channel is a year old. Experiments, explosions,
crushing, and a lot more. Crushing? Sounds like a weirdly...
weirdly dystopian. And their logo looks like
they ran out of space for the Os and had to like draw them in. (upbeat music) - Oh, the irony. Turns out Jake's new friend
works at the movie theater. (record scratch, replay sounds) (dance music) This party is
going great. You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor - Anyone else feel like they're
in a fever dream right now? I am having a lot of
trouble following the thread of this video and I've watched it before. We started watching this
video on a Sad Boys stream, by the way, check out my podcast, Sad Boys, a comedy podcast about feelings. It's a good time. There's also YouTube channels and videos. We've had cool guests like Danny Gonzalez, and Drew Gooden and Kurtis Connor, and D'Angelo Wallace, and
Zach from the Try Guys. There's a lot. There's
a lot of cool guests. There's also not guests sometimes too. And follow me on
Instagram while you're at. - You might even meet
the guy of your dreams on the dance floor. Woooow. Hey, I'm Jake. Great place, right? - Okay, so so far it feels
like a Troom Troom video, except for it's weirder
and even harder to follow. So that's impressive. I didn't know that that was possible. Okay. So the timeline so far is that we're at the movie theater,
which is the same movie theater, the exact same movie theater,
as in the previous video, with the same posters, and now the Woo-Hoo posters make sense? So that's something. The world is becoming a
little clearer day by day. Okay. So the video just
started. This guy is Jake, and then we're immediately
thrown into a flashback. - You might even meet
the guy of your dreams on the dance floor. Woooow. - What was that sound? - Woooow. I'm Jake. Great place, right? Tell me about it! Last week my friends and
I came here three times. It's my first time coming. Want to swap phone numbers? - Cause they're not changing
their voice or the camera when they switch who is
talking in the conversation, it's very hard to follow. How are you? I'm fine. Would you like my number? I'm not ready. Here I am. Let's go. Fun. - Last week, my friends and
I came here three times. It's my first time coming. Want to swap phone numbers? I'm ready. - I'm ready! A very natural response to that question. (dance music plays) Is this
your first time at the party? Three times, I've come. Cool beans! Here's my number. I'm ready! Let's talk. Goodbye. Dancing! Also, this club looks
suspiciously like an apartment. It's like how I've been here three times at Club Uh... Uh, Dan's house. - Sorry, just a minute. (clock ticking) - I have a feeling these
people aren't actually listening to music because no
one is dancing to any beat. - Where is he? What's taking him so long? Maybe something happened. - Okay so he, disappeared. I still, I swear to God. I've watched this like five times and I keep having to rewind
it because I'm so confused. Okay. Then were going to swap numbers. And then he's like, sorry, just a minute. Who said, do you want to swap numbers? I'm not sure, but it was
probably the guy who said that because he was like, want to
swap numbers and then she like I'm ready and pulled out her phone. - I'm ready. - But he clearly is not ready. So why did he ask? - (ticking continues) - I want to party like this guy, man. Look at this guy. (faded music) What's he even doing? - Maybe something happened. I should text him. - Alright, slow your roll. Stage five clinger alert. Hold on. I thought you
didn't exchange numbers. How are you already blowing
up this man's phone? Maybe something's wrong. I should text him. Cut to a phone where she has
been texting him several times for the last few minutes. Hey, hey, where are you? Hey, what's wrong? Why don't you reply? You know, when you're getting ghosted and then you're like, fuck it. I'm just going to see what's up. What's wrong? Why don't you reply? If someone sent me just
these three texts, I would, I don't know if I would
respond immediately because it's a little alarming
considering we just met, and also we have not
exchanged numbers yet. So who is this? How did you get my number? Why did you do it? Do what? Uh... Leave? Okay. Never write me again. And don't call me. All of which are sent in the same minute. Now's a great time to mention that they are at the
club partying at 4:19 PM. Just a normal, it's a
normal clubbing time. Maybe they partied the
whole night... and today. Who's to say, they seem
like party animals to me. And then she deleted a message. I presume because it was sent at 4:20 PM and she was like... blaze it! And then was like, no, no,
no, that's too forward. (sigh) - It looks like Jake
vanished into thin air. - Give him a few more than five minutes before you call it. Though if he wasn't gone
before he is gone now, because you don't seem like someone that Jake would want to hang out with. Um, Jake is pretty cool. Like, we've hung out a few times (suspenseful music) - What
an unexpected meeting! I'm really in it now. And this guy has nothing
to do with our story. - Uh... then why is he here? Why are we talking about him? Also, why is there a no Jake sign on the wall of the movie theater? And uh... why is this guy
rolling his eyes in line like a maniac? - He's just bored. (fart sound) - Oh, he's just bored. No mind. Why do the narrator focus on him at all? And look at this guy. He's not a part of the story. He's just a bored man. - Things are getting tense. I'd better get out of here. - Is that even the same woman? It's like, it doesn't even
look that much like her. It's not immediately obvious
that it's the same person. So it did, it did take me a second. (bright music) - Jake
decided to be a gentlemen. This is for you. Will you forgive me? (deep sigh) Okay, fine. - The fuck are you doing? - Wait, what's this? Skittles? - I hate Skittles! - Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have showed how much you love candy. - So he was, he was holding
Skittles in his mouth. Just a few though, because
this is way more Skittles than he had in his mouth. And then she was upset about
the fact that he was eating. When they say you can't bring outside food into the movie theater, no one cares about what's already in your mouth. You're in the process of eating it! Open wide! Nuh uh uh,
you've got some Skittles! (smack) Just like smack them. She was like, nice flowers, buddy. But don't think you can
sneak some Skittles past me. - Hurry up. Why are you just standing there? - She should have known
that he was bad news. They've got an anti him
sign on the wall already. Honestly, I was expecting
her to confront him at least about not
responding to her texts, not the Skittles thing. That, that wasn't a conflict I expected, though I did, I guess the title of the video is about
sneaking snacks in the movie. So I guess I'm the idiot. (groans) (country music plays) - To sneak candy into the
movies, I'll need a partner. - Gotta call up Piter who
you clearly don't like because his, he's got a
vomit emoji next to his face, and an X sign over his photo. And that photo is clearly shot on the same set that they're at right now. And the one thing they blurred out is not Piter's phone number,
but the carrier of the phone, the one blurred thing here,
so that you couldn't find out that this is like, in Eastern Europe. (ding) - My sister will always
help me and cover for me. Hey, come help me, quick! It's urgent. Hi bro. What happened? I need to get past that security guard. - Oh, I thought he was
going to say, hey sis, uh, a security guard knocked out my tooth. Could you take me to the dentist to maybe get it put back in place? But no, no, he's going to miss the movie. - Hold on. Wait. We need to out smart her. - Wait wait wait. Wait, she is a genius, so let's
think on this for a second. - We need a plan. (slapstick sound effects) Take a flyer. It's got the solution to your problem. This is dumb. - Was that women a mind reader? How does she know what problem
they were trying to solve? They haven't spoken to each other yet. (suspenseful music) - Dark
sunglasses and a dark suitcase. June looks so mysterious. - I hope wet back to this storyline. - June looks so mysterious. - Dark sunglasses, how mysterious. You can never trust somebody who's wearing dark sunglasses indoors. - Go ahead, go ahead. Here you go. What is this? No. Sorry, this is for
the bottle flip challenge. (laughing) - Alright, so the plan is, take the bottle. When the security guard
asks about the bottle perform a perfect bottle flip, prompting the security guard to dab. And during their dab, you
have, you've got some clearing and you can make it in with your suitcase. It's a classic trick. It's a wonder people still fall for it. And all on Deadpool's watch? Impressive. Captain America shield is
just like sitting there. Does Captain America know about this? Also. Sorry. I don't know if in the
previous video they had the like no cell phones,
no Ryan or whatever signs. But, uh, none of these are no food signs. Maybe food is allowed. Maybe there's no problem whatsoever. - My precious. I did it. (angelic voices) - What purpose did the sunglasses serve? Were they a part of the plan at all? (dramatic music) - So obviously this is normal, and everyone is looking
straight on at the movie, except for this fucking
guy, who is in a trance. He hates to see a chip go to waste. No, he's the only one
who got no stage records. He's just like the fuck is she doing? - Real popcorn lovers can
conquer even a massive container of their favorite snack
over the course of a movie. I've never seen anything like this before. Huh? - Oh, you must've gotten
the jumbo jumbo size. Also this cree- who is this
fucking creep in the background? Just like, eating popcorn and watching. - Look, see, I bought this
from your concession stand. Okay, fine. Go ahead. - Now you've got to create
a counterfeit receipt? Also, they're not showing
us the tricks of the trade. They're not showing us how
to make a giant hamburger or a giant popcorn container. And now that's what I've come to expect. - (cheering) - Ouch! - Oh, he got a really choked. That's dangerous, be careful. (Metal Gear Solid alert sound) (gasp) - You again? - I thought you were going
to claw out his eyeballs. Like, did you see her
going in with that grip? (whoosh) - Oh, (beep)! - (upbeat guitar music)
Chocolate? Not allowed. And what do you have?
Come to my Masterclass. You won't regret it. I'll teach you how to sneak
food into the movie theater. - So this is a business
woman who goes to a theater to give out business
cards that are actually just pieces of paper that you printed out from her computer to
advertise her business of helping people sneak in
candy to the movie theater. What sort of low margin business is this? You can pay a business coach, but you can't buy a fucking candy bar at the concession stand. - We'll never be able to do it. Here's the solution. - Surprisingly, he is okay
with his missing tooth. Cause he's still trying
by hook or by crook to get into that theater rather than
seeking some medical help. - Now we'll definitely get our
candy into the movie theater. - Now we'll definitely get
both of her hamburger boots into the movie theater. (seductive music) - Wow. - (mocking) Wow. I like how that everybody
in these videos is like 30 and they dress like they're 12. It really, like this guy in the back, or the guy who was eating popcorn. And it's just like a
bright primary colors. - Hi there. This is for you. Hey, come here. (cartoon running sound effect) You don't have anything forbidden? Go ahead. - Why did you let him pass? Is it just cause he didn't have anything? Like last time, she fucking dropped him. And then before that she clocked him. Also isn't he not allowed
in the movie theater? There's a whole sign banning him And not banning snacks! - (intense music) Take it out! - That bowl of sweets
was not in your butt. (laughing) That was
not, that was not there. - A whole coconut! - Excuse me? Is that, is that a
euphemism for something? Oh no, she literally has coconut. (laid back music) - Superhero mode: on. It's
all going according to plan. - Oh yeah, Spiderman famously
loves his New Balances. - Wow! It's really Spiderman. Can I take a selfie? (photo snapshot) - Meanwhile this girl tries
to bring in a lollipop and she just punched
her in the fucking head. Oh it says no food, I thought
it said no Ryan allowed! So it is a no food sign. But instead of, I mean the other signs, you could have had that
same guy holding a camera or holding a phone. Why did you include, why you
have this single photograph? - What do you have here? - There we go. Now she's a security guard. - Here you go. And what's this? - It's an emotional support microwave. - Just my electric friend.
He's always with me. Go ahead. Thanks. My schemes work. - You're not pulling the
wool over anyone's eyes. They probably just are
afraid of what you'll do if you're not allowed to
take in your microwave into the theater. Why does this microwave look
like it's from the 1800s? Why did they paint it gray? (grunts) - There we go! Let's put you here and find
out how well this works. - And where did you plug it in? (dings) - Ooh, all done. - I'm confused. Why did it require any turning, I thought you were
turning on the microwave. But now I see there's an
aluminum can in there, and that would not have ended well. - Wow. Awesome. This is enough snacks
to last the whole movie. - I would sure hope so. - (suspenseful music) It's the services of that weird trainer. Okay. We're in, what do you got? Money first. Here. Each
of you gets a cookie. Now just hold it in your hand and walk right into the theater. - The big reveal is
that the business woman who is selling... a candy smuggling schemes is in cahoots with the security guard. So it's a big protection scheme. - Tickets. Aw, there's so gullible. (women laughing) It's adorable. Here's your share! - I still don't understand
how she could possibly be making that much money,
because these are people who don't want to spend
$5 on a piece of candy. - Did you like our funny new sketches? - Oh, there are sketches. I cannot for the life
of me understand why, in a time where none of us
should be going to the movies, there are so many YouTube
videos about sneaking candy and other things
as well into the movies. - (women's voice from computer)
Are you trying to bring snacks into the movie? You know what we think
about bringing snacks. - Okay. We do not need to
watch another one of these. - And that is a mystery that we will not be getting
to the bottom of today because we're at the end of the video. Where the duration of
the video has run out. So there's no more video. Thanks again for flying
today on Jarvis Johnson Gold. (airplane ding) This is your captain speaking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have a movie showing to get to and I've got to sneak a few
chicken nuggets up my butt. (laid back rap music) I really do hope you
enjoyed the video today. These types of videos are
easier for me to make, so I want to keep making them
because I'm just really happy with the response that
the channel has gotten. And I want to keep the momentum going. So I've, I've already got a
few more videos planned out. I would love to know
what you'd like to see but until then stay gold, everybody.
