I Took Capitalism To Dangerous Extremes

let's make a stupidly big number and the only way we know how to do that is by exploiting poor people one click on here gets me one dollar after a few seconds but when there's age of two dollars and six cents I buy an upgrade now I get two dollars per click and if I'm reading this correctly I think we're creating children's toys today so that's even better we're exploding children five dollars for uh whatever that was that's gonna give me three dollars per click now we're making five dollars per click now that's already up to ten dollars per click this one takes a few seconds but I'm glad I had as much coffee as I did because now we're gonna get fifteen dollars per click and these numbers a really big really fast this one's only ten dollars it does take five seconds but if we upgrade it it will get us twelve dollars in return so I boosted this in up to ten dollars per click now it's at eleven dollars per click I just have a habit of clicking orange things and because I've entered this event I've already got 60 points and I'm number one on the leaderboards we're gonna keep it that way we just never look there again we're also gonna buy my little beast that's gonna give us ten dollars per click so we just need to work our way up and down the line we also bought uh bikes on mars or whatever that was that's fifteen dollars at level one Captain plan on it we're going through the list very quickly today 21 dollars per click at first glance I thought this had tickle juice and I wasn't sure that was something I wanted to make tick juice isn't much better but it's something I'm at least willing to click on we're gonna feed all the jewelry idiots of the world tick jeans and they're gonna like it also Teddy duckspin 630 dollars every time it goes and that only takes 15 seconds so that's our Big Money Maker suddenly and we'll upgrade everything to at least level 2 because their first upgrade is very cheap and usually doubles their output I don't know why but I already find this really stressful trying to keep up with all the orange dots but we do have enough to buy Power Rescue Rangers and obviously we need some of those that's 1088 I mean to buy the upgrade it's only 45 dollars for when it touches down my eyes work faster than my brain sometimes it's pretty much why I do what I do we just embrace the chaos and roll with it so now we're gonna find out what it's gonna take to hit the next levels of some things because that's gonna cost 107 000 that's 53 million so yeah it's going to be expensive to get the first round of upgrades 107 thousand dollars how do we get get that much that seems like a really big gap well for starters I'm going to buy 90 levels of this and that's gonna give me 102 and it's gonna go that quickly so there's a hundred dollars that's gonna be another hundred dollars so that one will go quick basically I need to find one of these that's fairly quick but also fairly valuable so we'll start with that one that's eighty dollars now and it only takes a few seconds itself we've officially made two thousand dollars we're gonna net review zeros by the end of this though for now we're just playing whack-a-mole when a circle turns orange we whack it and then at about fifty five hundred dollars we can buy a manager for the first thing he's gonna run ankle biters but that means I no longer have to whack a mold the first one so at this point I really can just sit back and let some money roll in if I want to for now we'll probably just buy another 21 levels of this thing so it's going to go from 107 to 130 which is like a 20 increase I'll maybe do that with the next thing because we can actually buy another 23 levels that's 135 dollars and it's pretty quick also I'm also going to upgrade this once okay that only doubled it we're gonna upgrade that we just need a few small upgrades I need to see the ratio of how quickly things are going up also I've got really bad news we've lost our spot on leaderboard already a few basketball minutes later and we can afford our first upgrade which is going to get all profits times two that's actually a really big one now we're getting 260 dollars every two seconds automatically and I think I'm going to buy another 28 levels on this one because that's going to be 200 every time it touches down and that only takes it five seconds and maybe another eight levels for this there's 160 dollars there all of these small little upgrades are gonna actually add up to a lot because these are constantly on the go then I'm gonna buy another 23 levels for my auto one up here another 26 levels because this pays for itself 300 every time it touches down maybe I should just keep putting money into that because it can already buy another 10 levels that's worth another twenty dollars every two seconds things naturally will get more expensive for every upgrade I buy but then they're going to pay for themselves over the next 40 or so hours I would feel better if we could get this up to 500 a second actually another 24 levels for this one 420 per second and some of these are so expensive you pay so much money for such a little upgrade you'll really actually have to strategize which is why I'm gonna stick to the a b thing in my case it's always been guys just keep it as simple as possible sit here and click on this one individual thing until good things happen plus we've actually saved up sixteen thousand dollars in what felt like in no time at all and at twenty two thousand dollars we can afford another manager and I'm gonna do exactly that now we have two things automatically going so I can upgrade both of those simultaneously and that's gonna be big money although its next level is gonna cost 54 million dollars so it's gonna be a few minutes for that one but we'll buy another sixteen thousand dollars in upgrades here that added an extra 25 dollars per second and there'd be twenty thousand dollars I spend actually get this a lot closer to the next level up for this one now there's only thirty thousand dollars left to get us to that level okay we just hit what we need to get this to the next level this is going to put our income up big time this is now making sixteen hundred dollars every two seconds its next upgrade will cost 12 quadrillion dollars but it's sixteen hundred dollars a second we'll get there in like four years so next we're going to work on MLB because that's only 113 000 that won't actually take us that long we've already made another thirty five thousand what we've been waiting and we're gonna buy five upgrades that took it up to 730 dollars that's not huge but they'll get there I think out of all of them the fiery school bus is my favorite though with the amount of money the first two businesses make it's not really worth it to click the orange circles anymore but I just can't help myself sixty nine thousand dollars we can afford the next upgrade whatever 80 68 000 so they now make fourteen hundred dollars every time they're cycle complete so we buy another 20 levels of that eighteen hundred dollars so these two businesses are gonna make me uh like three thousand dollars every three seconds or so pretty sure MLB only needs to three more levels to get its upgrade so yep profits of everything times 3.33 because we bought that so no these two are making me more like eleven thousand dollars every three seconds and they're doing that automatically we've already made another seventy five thousand just in the last few seconds so I'm gonna buy a manager for uh Santa's spunky helper make of that what you will but now we have a third business operating itself we're gonna upgrade that it also makes 3 200 now so within that five second cycle we get like 10 15 almost 20 000 dollars even just by the time I open the menu we've got 188 thousand dollars so we're gonna buy canned toast Rocky and Stimson profit times two so now it's sixty five hundred dollars every five seconds and we can still buy more for it also I'm gonna spend a hundred thousand dollars on another manager that way this business is also automatically going now and we have to click one single row by the time I set one single text we made three hundred thousand dollars so I conclude that every text I send is worth three hundred thousand dollars now I'm gonna buy Miss thruzzle for three hundred thirty three thousand dollars yes we're allowed to buy human beings so the next one's gonna be 1.5 million and I'm not really sure which one that's gonna be yet we could buy 10 levels there that put it up to eight thousand we could buy four levels we might just have to click whatever pops up orange first and hopefully it's a wise decision the gargoyle's thing seems to be going pretty quickly it did also have that multiplier on it so every few seconds it turns orange and we turned that number up and it gets an extra hundred dollars for a few seconds every time we do it and we'll put another hundred thousand dollars into this that only added 400 per second but I guess that's gonna pay for itself well eventually it really doesn't feel worth it because I could spend 180 000 here that only turned that up by four hundred dollars so I think I should just sit back and relax and wait for the 1.5 million I need to upgrade my next business I went to check what kind of warps I had and I always forget that as soon as you click that it just warps you so we made 76 million dollars so next on the list was buying TJ whatever for 1.5 million and that gets the profits of everything 3.33 times which quickly gave me the 10 and then 14 million I needed for the next few businesses that put the profits up of everything again by 3.33 times but now this is making 231 thousand dollars every few seconds we just did that a little quicker than I expected it to so we're also going to double the profits of that thing that thing this one and also this one and then we're definitely gonna buy the rest of the rest of the manager so I can stop clicking we have 21 million dollars left over did that help my leaderboard standing or am I still a joke uh we moved up from 50th to 26th so to answer your question yes I'm still a joke but we're gonna keep making numbers bigger because that's all we know so next because it looks like we're going for 53 million dollars for the gargoyle thing I like this part a lot because it's a point where I don't really have to do anything I just sit back and let the money roll in there's a 53 million dollars we need for the gargoyle thing that's going to take it from 300 000 every three seconds to 1.6 million every two seconds that also uh tripled the profit of everything else so money is getting bigger again in a big way so let's also buy another 166 levels here that's going to take us from 771 to 1.2 that added half a million dollars every second or so and for now uh we I think we just got all profits times five I kind of missed what that was I was just clicking on orange things everywhere I could because every time we do the number of top gets a lot bigger and that's just going to keep going and going and going over the course of time basically means that we're at an easy few million dollars every second and I didn't even buy any of these yet we're getting a two times profit for the teddy thing so it's not making a million dollars every 10 seconds which uh really actually isn't a lot compared to my more profitable businesses we could spend 123 million dollars doubling chipazord but that's really they're only going to be a million dollars every 10 seconds that's not at all worth our time anymore I still think the biggest one to upgrade is going to be the high speed one because that only added 100 000 but that's like four hundred thousand dollars a second at the rate it goes we don't yet have the 2.4 billion we need for this next level but we do have the money we need for a triple all profits so that's just gonna help us make those billions back even quicker because now we're making tens of millions of dollars a second every time I look away for a second we have more billions of dollars now we can afford the next level of this and that's going to get all prices uh profits 3.33 times sooner we're actually closer to about a hundred million dollars a second and I think we can afford to chip a Zoid uh thing at this point because that's only going to take us a second to afford and now it makes us 11 million dollars which is nothing the next upgrade is 97 billion but that won't actually take long especially if we touch this because that's going to give us a 20 times bonus and I can use my auto clicker on it and it will last forever if I do this because the auto clicker is so quick and just like that we've got what we need for the next upgrade I've been overshadowed by 10 billion dollars by happy accident so if we buy this speed of gargoyles profits up times five and that one's making 56 million dollars every second and we could buy another 74 upgrades for it so it's now 77 million dollars every second we're probably going to do the same for the a b thing that's going to add another seven million dollars probably every half second and we're at the point now where we got to get into the trillions to hit the next stage okay now let's say I sat here and waited for this long now we have 2.8 trillion dollars uh so I'm going to put the profits times five of the cartoony thing and five times for the gargoyle I think those are my big earners it's crazy that even after that boost we can't afford the next level of things I would have actually had to wait however long that was but since this is making 270 million dollars like three times a second let's go ahead and turn that up to 373. now we're making a few billion dollars a second so we'll be able to pay for our own upgrades fairly quickly you get a five billion dollar upgrade and you get a five billion dollar upgrade and cartoon serial mascots we got uh leveled up for that all profits times two I'm not entirely sure why so I'm just going to go ahead and keep clicking orange things because we keep getting stuff like that speed of Rocky and Simpson profits times five so this one's also making money so I really just need to be clicking orange things more than I am I rank him now maybe five billion dollars a second and we're climbing our way back at the leaderboard we're at spot number 10 but I feel like spot number one is probably a long ways away this event is actually really challenging to get through because I'm still waiting for trillions of dollars just for another upgrade and even with their incredible earning power we still haven't made a trillion dollars so let's go ahead and fix that and there's 35 trillion dollars with a little warp but also to emphasize that point 35 trillion dollars I still can't afford a single upgrade what I can do to help the things along is to earn 45 of my gold to get a 7.77 times profit on my basic business now it makes 5.8 billion dollars that quickly and because that still wasn't really enough we're gonna do that again for a 17 times multiplier so now we're making 103 billion dollars every third of a second and we're still kind of waiting for something to happen so we're gonna buy big heavy wood this profit times five so it's made making almost a billion dollars every second or so that's pretty good and when in doubt we're gonna do the same multiplier thing to my next business along because I think those are still my biggest money earners at least at this point so now they're making like a quarter billion dollars almost instantly so that's going to add up into trillions which is going to add up to more upgrades many trillions of dollars later I can finally afford an upgrade here so that's going to go from 860 to 3.6 billion dollars that also traveled to profits of everything so now we're getting moving again and then we're gonna do profit times five for the MLB and at this point I need to give my wife a shout out because she asked for one so I dedicate this purchase to her 21 novels of MLB money well spent and that brings us up to several trillion dollars per second let's also go ahead and spend some gold on business number three it did hit the billions without the Boost so with the Boost that should hopefully put into something useful 50 billion dollars every second so that's not bad at all and then I'm just gonna let money save up and randomly click on things until something good happens again but it can also add the angel bonus at this point we will get a pretty good bonus over 20 gold we don't need to to reset though so we should get a 52 increase to profits which yep actually makes a pretty big difference a few short minutes later we got 4.4 quadrillion dollars which means we could buy the next level of MLB and the next level of this one that gives the profits of everything 5.5 times plus whatever that one was so now the first business is up to 16 trillion dollars every third of a second and we can always increase the profits of school bikes on Mars by five times well we're at it the angels are starting to tick up but we're going to go ahead and use them that is going to give us even more profit we're already back up to six more Angels so look at the money go we spent the last little while painstakingly saving up a few quadrillion dollars and now we've made 10 quadrillion dollars in like 20 seconds then we're going to increase the profits of the most thing by five times uh it's still a lot of Superstar but it tries real hard and look what we can level up now our most profitable business we spent 12 quadrillion dollars its goes from 37 to 279 trillion dollars every three times a second plus five times profits for everything so I'm also going to buy 164 levels for this that give it like a giant 50 profit increase same with this one that's a 15 increase then I'm gonna use this crazy amount of income to just buy all the orange stuff I can hoping for something magical and random to happen like that one speed of my little piece of machine profits times five when the angels are going up really really quick now so either sit back and relax for a while and we'll be able to make even more stupid profits a few seconds later we've got the 124 cordillion we need for this thing that's gonna get profits of everything times five again in a few minutes later we're a quintillionaire and that's one of my favorite errors and virtually we don't have enough to buy a way to the next level but we can get 4 600 Angels if you want so that's going to give us a little boost that took us from 1.55 quadrillion here to 43 quadrillion so we're making almost 30 times the money we just were so we can probably go ahead and buy something like this all profits times seven and then these two so now we're up to 300 quadrillion dollars a second so the quintillions are flying by I think what we also need is a 27 times profit multiplier for this planet and then at 1.21 time speed boost times three but we're also going to do that one twice that's a little easier now we're making uh sextillion dollars every few seconds see that's what we needed to get the upgrades going again we can also buy the next level of this that's going to give all profits five times and we can afford uh my beginning two businesses nine times profits again so this one's making 402 quintillion dollars like 10 times a second I don't really know how to say that we're making hundreds of six trillions of dollars every few seconds and we can take ourselves from Five Thousand Angels to almost a million jump back up to sixth place on the leaderboard but they're seven times ahead of me so I don't know if we're gonna catch them because uh we can only do this so quickly uh we're gonna reset the Angels here though at 1.2 million so that's gonna give me a nice little boost again uh and now the angels are going up by the millions so we're probably just gonna do the 10 times thing so we just traded for 1.2 million Angels we're gonna trade those right away for 12 million angels and then we're gonna see if we run into the same problem again okay we've already made another 12 million Angels back again then we're gonna buy the next level of the Power Rangers thing that gave its profits times five so it's making 8.16 tillion every time it touches down so it's a big earner but it's still not as much as our base business 6.2 septillion dollars basically as fast as you can blink now it's getting hard to keep up with buying upgrades so they all get a nice bonus we can sacrifice 1100 angels for all profits times three and then 220 000 angels for all profits times four it has to ask us because that one's so expensive then we're gonna buy another level of this and another level of this this might be max level because it's only one for the next upgrade actually we could buy a few of these now so suddenly we're kind of at that game breaking point where we're just hitting upgrades and taking money oh we could buy our favorite one our original business 111 levels that's gonna make us 11 well let's call it 12 million dollars ten times a second if the angels have escalated themselves along we're going from 14 million angels to 120 billion uh and now we're quickly making trillions of angels so this one's really the way to go with this one once we hit 12 trillion Angels we're going to exchange and then we're gonna sacrifice a lot of them because that's what you do with angels you exploit them for whatever you resources you want and then you sacrifice them now we're making 11 and decillion 10 times a second uh we're also going to hit another level there so that gets extra profits and that one and that one that also added like 14 times multiplier to our profits and that one uh so that also makes all of them faster we're gonna buy 600 levels of that that profits of everything seven times and then that one profits of everything seven times so now we're up to 2.5 trade esselian like 100 times a second and that's just on a single business we have nine quados which would have a lot of zeros along it and I already forgot all profits times 11 that profit times nine that one times nine that one times thirteen where it is gonna click until we're actually out of upgrades didn't expect to run out of upgrades so soon but I guess when you're making this much money anything's possible if we sacrifice 33 million angels we get all profits times four and then we can do it again with 22 billion Angels so now we're making 85 quados like 100 times a second so we're into the queen decillions of dollars in if you don't know how much money that is neither do I it's there's probably that many particles in the universe or something stupid I guess we could probably trade the angels in again we can go from 12 trillion to 40 quintillion so a script skipping right over quadrillions uh and they're already changing into sextillions so we might as well just go ahead and buy some of those and they're already gonna run into septillions by the time the menu closes so we'll do that maybe it is one more time now look at the money go up we're November decillions I like this because I feel like they make your point at this point I know they're not but that's why it's funny and I guess since we have 10 times angels I might as well do this again already though it's hard to keep up with upgrading this perpetually so 55 octo decillions like 100 times a second well they're all making quite a bit of money but the Angels now if you suckers prize 55 trillion will make even four times more money and then 77 quadrillion Angels four times money on top of that 1.5 vegintillion and at this point I don't really know which one of these to prioritize because I don't know which one makes the most but then I can buy 2600 levels of that so we're gonna do that so vegan Italian is bigger than November billion but that's also it'll be up to these ones to be the biggest and baddest of them all whatever the case I think we've succeeded to make you a pretty big number here today and we've accepted our spot is fifth on the leaderboard if we go back and take a look at Earth we've earned this much money since we've been gone so here's what's going on back on Earth I'm surprised there's upgrades still to be bought we can buy a safe Angel for one step 10 trigentillion so that's probably a lot of zeros foreign [Music]

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Published: Mon Jun 26 2023