I Evolved An Invincible Dragon

when you get the opportunity to be a dragon you don't hesitate you just do it and with that we unleash a great monster into the oceans and i think i'm gonna like this one because it's already 100 size with 4.4 damage plus it has this cool trick that when you get near the ground and hold still you actually turn invisible that way you can ambush idiots i'm far too lazy to bother with that because i'm a dragon dragons don't have to rely on stealth damned fish they simply swim up and eat them whole okay already the dragon is my favorite fish i've ever played is simply because it's so quick like i can swim up and grab this guy no problem and then get away from danger presumably if i have to but for now i'll hoover up his insides and then eat one of these morons devour size is only 24 so far so it's gonna be a second i might not actually be able to eat these because i think these are kind of what i replaced and i guess that's what i'll do if i do get in danger somehow though nothing's gonna mess with the dragon i'll simply uh find a place to make myself invisible not entirely sure how it works we'll figure that out when the danger comes and yes i do realize how stupid that sounds now that i've said it out loud but it's my plan and i'm sticking to it well you're not the turtle i was looking for but i can put you in my mouth and that's all i really care about and as long as i'm this giant dangerous sea dragon i should be able to play a little more aggressive than normally i won't go through those sharks yet but i will be able to play more in the center i was just gonna go for the blue fish and then the shark showed up so i don't think i'm gonna go for any of that i'm gonna back away for now i'm not retreating i'm just waiting till i get bigger i've made it to level 2 which means i'm size 107 with 5.3 damage and i found one of those helpless morons but i can already tell at the rate this damage is scaling that i'm gonna have ridiculous damage in no time at all and be able to fight the megalodon i just love these fish they're my favorite thing in the world okay i heard a bit of a danger sound i saw a dolphin shadow oh there it is and i think it's following me but i think it also needs air so i can't really follow me that deeply which is great because i found some adorable pink things to put in my mouth the trick is to watch the shadows on the ground because if something big is coming at me i'll know about it soon but i don't think he's gonna come all the way down here if he does i'll go into deeper water and we'll all die together luckily these guys aren't very smart so i can just kind of chase them in circles and devour them whole like look at this one that's not water that's the ground you don't swim through that stupid i also consume the starfish that will be up to level three so our damage is already six point three we started at four i think so we're getting huge damage every level i can hear something eating something over here i oh okay it's probably the giant megalodon in the not too far distance we're gonna go back over this way for a little while i'm gonna retreat back here just a little bit to continue feasting on things like this adorable little fellow hello get in my mouth what do you think the mustache does is it just there for aesthetic purposes or does it reach out and touch stuff let's go touch something with my mustache and see how it reacts okay this is actually perfect because this thing doesn't have a choice we're going to give it a little mustache massage spin it around a little bit don't worry i'm actually here to help you you know i never realized these things were like a shrimp that's kind of even funnier because they're just really hopelessly screwed on all accounts well let me help you with that and i know i say this a lot but i think i've kind of broken the game again there seems to be not a lot of fish spawning and especially not a lot of variety and that's not conducive to my plan because i want to be a girthy boy this dragon is now size 124 with 7.4 damage definitely getting up there quickly but i want to be level 1000 look at the size of those eyes i bet they're delicious hey good news i'm here to help you along your little journey these things are stronger than i thought unfortunately for them they're not very mobile i don't know how they ever expect to survive here with dragons in the water i'm not sure where my friends the turtles are usually there in this area and i can feast on them for a while for some very easy experience but they're nowhere to be found today but i did find a whole pile of food that i can eat for a second and i'm finally big enough to be able to do this fairly easily so there's level 6 already 140 size 10 damage that's definitely more than enough to eat uh minnow-sized fish but i'm going to enjoy each and every one of them okay i'm a little curious about this thing so we're going to go ahead and chill on it for a second uh okay it does want to fight back and it's stronger than i thought it would be uh luckily we ambushed it and now there's a little bigger fish above me somewhere so as long as we don't get eaten by that there's a level up 150 size 12 damage the stupid guardian of the surface though is gonna give me problems no matter what i do this is my food though i'm gonna be the one to eat this just gotta wait for the right moment give it a little speed burst that thing is quick i thought the dragon was fast this is a good spot there's lots of high-value fish here the cuter the better i really don't like the shadow of the bigger fish it's clearly attempting to swoop down on me there are some hammerhead sharks are we bigger than a hammerhead we're definitely prettier than a hammerhead they don't seem to be attacking me yet normally they would be i think if they could eat me i mean anything can eat anything if it wants to bad enough but i'm just going to go ahead and get it out go ahead and take a little bite and yeah because i'm a dragon i get to be oh yeah yeah i wasn't gonna eat that or anything don't worry about it i'll illustrate all of you but also give me all this but that's definitely pretty good we're only level seven and we're already eating hammerhead sharks okay we're going to leave for a second well i can eat hammerheads i can't eat those oh okay bye thank you for giving up i was actually pretty worried there that's actually really annoying because the hammerheads are a really good source of food okay idiot stick seems to have gone elsewhere for a minute time to feast but luckily i was just a hammerhead spawning in and now this one's trying to get away luckily they have trouble seeing for some reason nature's little miracle and yeah okay you're dead i still need to keep an eye for idiots around me though because we're gonna put a lot of meat in the water and fish really love meat uh especially yeah go ahead and eat all that that's fine if i can manage to feast on these for long enough i can actually probably eat that barracuda thing also when it comes over here next but for now i'll resort to ooh i can even eat the big chunks now level 11 20 damage 180 size i'm a big boy dragon who's apparently also made the hammerheads go extinct but i'm actually pretty happy about that fact now i'm pretty sure i've never put a zebra fish in my mouth until now and we'll make it a duo i will rather make it a trio because i found the spawn spot so we can maybe spawn camp them a little bit would anyone else like to feed me no okay we're seem to be running out of fish everywhere we go my friends the hammerheads are back but also so is that thing so i'm going to start moving away hopefully it goes for the hammerheads before me i think that thing's probably leveled a lot because i don't think those things are supposed to be that big that is a really big whatever that is and he's just gonna keep growing and growing so that's my main adversary now our battle will be legendary every dragon naturally has to have a mortal enemy and that thing is it shouldn't be more than a few levels before we can fight it though there's 12. 189 size 24 damage so we've leveled up 12 times but we're doing six times the damage of where we started then again that thing's totally been sitting here circling eating hammer heads so it's just getting bigger and bigger every time i see it which is exactly what i'm gonna do while it's away for a few minutes so for now i'm gonna eat these because it's definitely bigger than the hammerheads i am too but i'm more long than i am wide so it's really hard to understand the size difference between us some fish are very stocky some are very long some are somewhere in between but i'm up to 230 now so we're pretty big and now the levels are growing very quickly one more level i'm up to 242 size 48 damage damage is going way up and that's what i need if i can ambush something i can destroy it you're like a turtle but not i don't know what you are but you're just gonna go in my mouth oh it's like a jellyfish come here let me look at you yeah there we are it's adorable i found the adorable part of the ocean i found the nemos they're not a lot of experience but they're just really fun to eat also now what i think about it there's not really a lot in this game that isn't fun to eat it's all rather enjoyable earlier i said the hammered sharks are the weakest sharks it might actually be whatever these are luckily for me there's lots of these around i can't devour them yet because my devourer size is only 63 but i'm up to 55 damage and what okay so those things scare me but then that thing is chasing those things i'm hoping i'm mostly just ignored over here while those things are trying to run for their lives i'm a little confused though because as i recall the tadpole things aren't really that dangerous they do a lot of damage but they have trouble hitting things all right i'm gonna make a bold move here and go for the tadpole thing uh so far it seems to be pretty good yeah i actually chewed that apart really quick okay yeah you're a very small shark please stop let go let let go there there it is okay good shark okay so this is a good sign i'm clearly stronger than i thought i was like these barracuda things are definitely like bigger than me but even this thing won't attack me now oh i should have gone for this barracudas much sooner i defeated my nemesis and the tadpole things level 23 314 size 103 damage oh and look who's back for more okay so here's where the confusion was they look bigger than me but i'm actually quite a bit bigger than them don't let anyone tell you otherwise the dragon definitely does lots of damage and i'm all about it hello adorably small tadpole get in my mouth i think it's about time we go big boy shopping target acquired this is one of those things that was harassing me non-stop earlier still hasn't learned its lesson it's attacking everything around and now it's dead i don't know what that was but it was strong what about you adorable seal would you like to try being digested by myself oh you've got to breathe air don't you you've got no hope i know exactly where you're going chomp chomp chomp it's a great honor to be digested by a dragon i feel like the dragon's slowing down but i feel like that's because i'm a lot bigger than i look so it's kind of deceiving like i'm actually moving at a really good pace i'm just really big something like that anyway look at that thing yeah come to where i'll save you good yeah i got you no problem oh also you guys since you're here you uh yeah we're gonna digest you too these are normally pretty dangerous themselves so i'm happy they swam right into me like that that also put me all the way up to level 29 i'm pretty sure we're just level 20 a second ago so everything we're eating is good experience we're up to 191 damage and that's before eating the massa massive whale shark again we're just very long but these are absolutely gentle giants peacekeepers of the ocean and it's gone so i'm gonna go ahead and uh spawn camp them for a few minutes because i need some extra girth i can devour size 111 now and that's as big as i was when i started definitely feel very big and very pretty this would have been a great place to find earlier when i was still a small dragon well that looks like a great white shark one of the bigger idiots on the map and he's running from me it's a riveting high speed chase but i'll get him eventually okay i don't think he knows i'm coming for him right now i think he's just wandering around as great white sharks do oh he might have been going for that hi while you're here let me stop you for a second and put you in my mouth so that's another fish off my list great white shark has been consumed and that means i have much safer passage to this part of the map because normally the great white shark kind of has the center of this area on lockdown i'm not sure what this colossal is but with 344 damage to my name i'm gonna go for it bite or be bitten and gotcha gotcha gotcha okay it's dead oh that thing's huge is it dead yet what is that it's so big are you dead please die i did not realize this thing was so strong when i started fighting it what is this i think it's dead i do i really don't want another one of these to respond here though because that was clearly way stronger than i thought it was is that new i don't know what that was it was very strong though but i'm up to level 40. i don't know if that was just something normal that grew to giant sizes or that was something new but that was really strong 500 damage okay there's another one i would say 500 damage is a lot or i would have a minute ago till it took me a thousand bites to eat one of these things i found my friend the great white again so we're going to go ahead and give him two bites only two bites now oh this is exotic that's gotta be worth some experience 500 just to consume it whole you look like a penguin cross with a crocodile and i don't know what to make of that so i'm just gonna continue to eat you oh there's so many good things to eat here i don't know what to start with well i think these are probably the best experience because they do try and eat me that means they're a good size i'm doing a lot of damage uh can you not get in the way of your friends bodies are you alive it's hard to tell pretty sure you're i also want to eat that over there there's too many things it's overwhelming i'm level 46 something wants to eat me though that's my tadpole you guys don't even have the damage to chew through it go away uh okay well i'm gonna go ahead and eat that up and then i'm gonna eat you up thanks for stopping by you were great on the lamb before time by the way big fan here's another tadpole i just realized i'm level 47 oh he bit me wasn't enough to do a lot of damage and another one of these things the penguin crocodile but i do need to clean up that mess because something there is about to get really really big yep that's a really big crocodile thing and it's gonna try and eat me now let's hopefully yeah okay good that got really big really quickly look at all the bites it's taking to kill it they uh they level as fast as i do when they're given the opportunity to anyways now that i absorbed all that mess i'm up to 626 size 811 damage found another one gotcha i want to be able to devour those whole and that's also a really big one of these things or maybe that's the same size as they always were they always seem bigger than they are you're not nearly as scary as you think by level 59 i am definitely the biggest dragon in the sea at size 746 1372 damage i can devour 186 so i don't have a lot of devourer size but i can certainly kill a whale shark if i want to you know needing one more of these will put me well over level 60. so why stop there let's get a visual for how much bigger we are than the colossal whale sharks beautiful now oh i wanted to get them both in one bite guess you can't have it all in life so my next target this one's a big one looks like i grabbed his attention already though i didn't get the danger sound because you're never mind you're not dangerous two bites dragon is super bite power that is great cause i was actually kind of worried when i got the danger sound and i think that means there's only one test left for this adorable the megalodon so let's go see if we can find him somewhere out there in the big c has anybody seen the megalodon well since i think we've already determined that i'm dominating this ocean now and i can't find the megalodon let's escalate a little bit so basically this is what a level 64 dragon looks like it is 806 size this is what a level 100 dragon looks like it is 1200 in size with a massive 6200 damage and it feels like it takes up half the ocean as it swims remember when those things used to seem so big compared to me they seemed like a giant now they look so tiny and there's always this guy he's not a megalodon level idiot but he's pretty close uh he might be the second biggest thing on the map if not he's probably the third because i'm pretty sure he's one of a kind so we're going to go ahead and see what we can do to him after comparing our girthy size he's still pretty big but i'm definitely much bigger not that it's a contest pretty sure he's actually very slowly trying to get away from me but that didn't work we one shot at him maybe not two shot at him he's very strong whatever he is but i'm gonna take all his parts and make myself bigger there's level 101. i would really like to find the megalodon if it still exists somewhere in this world the last place i saw it a very long time ago was somewhere right here i can oh there he is he is over here i'm also stalling whale sharks hole by the way he's definitely been eating a lot because look at the size of him compared to whale sharks also i'm actually a little concerned about how this is gonna go he is huge okay come here get in my mouth got him oh yeah one shot i guess we are level 102 so it's important to remember that little fact so i'm going to put you in my mouth and i'm going to put you in my mouth we can devour 3 21. as a level 104 dragon i didn't mean to uh escalate things as quickly but i uh accidentally put myself up to level 10 000. uh we'll chalk that up to a typo so we're 5 000 size with uh 412 000 damage a little bit bigger than we just were a little bit bigger than the other fish on the map as well devour size is 1875 and that's a miglet on they were going to try and zoom our way over to but the map wasn't designed for a dragon this big the map wasn't designed for anything this big it spans probably a tenth of the way across the entire map alright well the dragon was definitely very fun i encourage everyone out there to become their very own dragon today wait he's actually biting me why is this idiot biting me look at the size of me you know what that kind of gives you an idea i'm going to turn the dragon into meat and then the megalodon can enjoy it then i'm going to become my very own megalodon at 800 size and 338 damage i am i thought he'd be eating that quicker than that he's not very smart for a giant fish he's just swimming around with his mouth open he's not actually eating anything and i've never really realized just how stupidly quick this megadon is like you can cross the map in no time with this thing no this is gonna be good he's gonna get so big he's now eating like 8 000 chunks of food at a time look at the size of him already he seems to run into a problem at the bottom of the map though uh i was also curious to see what uh a level ten thousand megalodon looked like this is what a level ten thousand megalodon looks like that other one is obnoxiously large and i am obnoxiously larger than it is i could literally consume it whole if i wanted to in fact i think i might and it won't let me eat him but that's okay the dragon was fun so is the megalodon you

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Published: Fri Jan 07 2022