i pooped in places that would put me in prison

all right so we're checking out the only game where you have to poop ludicrous amounts of intestinal soft serve ice cream in public places without allowing anyone to catch you doing it it's code brown you may think that my description of this game was just a long punch line it's not this is literally the game this is this is now the new most screwed up game i've ever played in my life more pooping and potted plants damn it so basically how it works is you have to find the various secrets in order to get people to leave you the hell alone so that you can take a crap in all of their different accoutrements imagine that and then add the worst google translate you can possibly think of and you have this game obviously there's three completely inappropriate places where you have the opportunity to relieve yourself of your horrible diarrhea a party church and the hospital now you may be saying yourself but great why is there a yacht in the koi pond at the church that's the type of game this is welcome to the party so this over here is uh your poop meter you have to reduce this before the time runs out and if you don't then bad things happen what kind of bad things we'll probably end up finding out so everywhere you go there's stuff that you can how much horse force does this have are you stupid car is mechanical when horse is organic such an idiot do you do you see that's that's what we're dealing with here google translate style i'm assuming you have to like open up this garage in order can you imagine they really shot movie about superheroes and one of them is a bear or something what now you are such a scum miserable consumer what victim of degradation shut up dollar store charlie brown get your ass out of here so i can poop in the dishwasher now unfortunately when you get caught this is what you see before you die so um there's something i just found out this this masterpiece of the game has been professionally voice acted uh all the parts have and i'm going to give you the opportunity to listen to some of it here how much horse force does it have oh you stupid car is mechanical when a horse is organic such an idiot it's so good hold on hold on the girls are voice acted too what a bastard you just flew my photo that wasn't done before the eastness come don't worry it's not a guy that's changing his voice to sound like a female is that sonic's shoes sitting on the shoe rack you know what i'll come back to that okay open the window okay got her done it looks like you can interact with a router i like how i just got an achievement unlocked fairy what the hell does that even mean okay you can grab a beer the internet has died oh sh okay they leave is that a lemon plant that grew from this i need like one more place to go to the bathroom you have to poop in this girl's bathtub oh they left hold on i may actually get to finish this no what the hell were they doing while they were gone you guys were beating the [ __ ] out of one another and you couldn't hold off for two more seconds while i dropped a load inside of your engine bay there's a lot to be horrified about looking at this girl but i think that the thing that distresses me the most is that she's taking pictures with a cordless phone that is not a cell phone that is the cordless phone i had back in 1991. you can always tell some dedicated gamers when they leave and there's not a lemon tree and they come back and there's a full freaking lemon tree covered in fecal material sitting right next to where they're playing counter strike or whatever okay internet turn that off go upstairs grow some plants there we go i went ahead and fixed your engine are they gonna drive away with my poop inside of the engine [Music] [Applause] what is this game it's better than i thought it would be okay open the window the achievement is silent maker yeah get the hell out of here take your soul patch with you oh i'm so close to being finished damn it i need to i need like one more place where where can i go oh god i can feel it oh wait flowers okay i think i know what to do there was a girl in one of these one of these areas okay give her the flowers are you bastard why'd you give me my own flowers give it to me just get out of the bathroom leave please got it was that did a man just fly out of the jacuzzi just then a man flew out of the jacuzzi just then didn't he i didn't miss that you can poop out the window hell i actually need to redo that level just so i can use the window a man legitimately flies out of the jacuzzi [Music] oh i finally got him to open up the door [Applause] yeah i was able to get the last area i've never felt so horribly accomplished in all my life all i had to do was just get the last guy drunk right before i started fertilizing the lawn i had to redo this scene just to see what happens when you poop out the window real quick because i think i i know where it goes to what do you know the guy that was over there smoking a cigar is suddenly gone i wonder why that poor guy was out there he was like is it starting to rain oh okay off to church all right what do we got here some fantastically drawn birds okay you can go over here from the bushes can you poop on someone's grave oh my god i have to do this did i just go down into the underworld this game is really detailed what the hell oh my god there's like a freaking troll down here okay i i cannot poop while a troll is watching me it's like a mixture between gollum and e.t go go go go go go go go okay press the button one does not simply what i've got to get out of here this place is going down there are things happening in this game that mortal minds like mine cannot begin to comprehend okay go up here am i gonna poop from the clock tower why do i have to go through all these steps why can't i just find a bathroom never thought i would have to mission impossible this did what happened to the church did it just launch into the sky what the hell send me your money to help my pre-election campaign what all right i just stole a bitcoin okay i get to go in the in the koi pond over here which caused the kraken to come down and destroy the yacht okay i think that's gonna get rid of everyone else give them the bitcoin they're out of here go inside of the grave before they get back i think the thing i love about this game so far so much is that each time you do go to the bathroom there's very specific repercussions that you have i where the hell's the baptistry and the relics okay let's see here i need this i don't know for what okay put it up here ah got it okay wait for everyone to come through go past mario over here i have to get rid of everyone downstairs where's the money lebowski what the hell it's like a baby cthulhu that's what grew out of what i did okay put that down there oh here we go here we go okay that should get rid of everyone and now i can finally use this chandelier excellent oh it's a baby that gets baptized inside of my poop which turns into cthulhu watch it's gonna do it i i know i'm gonna lose time but i have to allow this to happen there it is okay we can do this i can get the last two all right throw that over i don't have much time ring the bell quickly quickly hello i'm here to watch the christening the human body can produce crypto valley what did that just say oh you can step on the being i killed it i killed the alien tentacle baby that i created so that was technically my son that i just murdered what is this game i think it's very interesting that the church is giving out candles and fidget spinners you get one of each i had to see what this beating was over here what the hell the mystery machine your music made me have explosive diarrhea i hate you i just realized something as i run around and defile this holy sanctuary uh look at how well things are growing nowadays hey mario can i borrow your painter there there's some fresh stains on the bottom floor i don't know how they got there oh wait maybe i do know okay this quasimodo poop is the last one i'm trying to get done finally got it all five baby and now to ruin the lives of the final people over in the hospital we've destroyed social events in the places of the holy the sickly and the last ones to get it if we summoned cthulhu with our last crap i i really am afraid of what's gonna happen here is that a safe okay i can grab a head of lettuce and a carrot put the carrot in there tomato put the tomato in i have no idea what i'm doing i'm just i'm just putting everything in here oh you have to put it all in order got it oh i will absolutely stay here and watch go my son go ahead and bless this for you everyone's going to enjoy this as they serve it to all the populace i i'm going to uninstall this game i can poop in this person's iv oh no okay i have to get this guy to clean all over here so i can poop inside of his bucket okay i finally got rid of the kids so i can poop on their blocks also i realized that they know that i would play this game what did it say was my more keys great bit hey i've got to make this delicious stew here real quick go now get the hell out of here i'm almost done with this level okay okay i got the key card from the rat what is this where have i gone i can poop in a person's brain i'm kind of curious what happens when the brain goes inside the guy's body hold on i need to know come here little rat you little rat bastard get over here got it okay okay now i can finally see what happens when the brain goes inside of frankenstein [Music] i have to report to the chief about failure of experiment what are you talking about he was fine he lived i have to mention something real quick my poop mixed with this guy's floor cleaner and it actually destroyed the tile of the floor what the hell have i been eating okay i think i know how to poop in the one guy's iv bag finally hold on i do have to do this real quick i can't poop too much though all right let him come over grab the poop brain put it in there can i get in here i can't believe how much work i'm putting into this game i can finally save this man don't worry good sir i'll bring you back [Laughter] [Music] i saved his life well i finally pooped in every possible place you can i i don't i don't really know what to say about this game that was the most frantic session of bathroom humor i think i've ever done in my entire life anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of code brown until next time stay foxy much love oh [ __ ] me so i get asked for this all the time i have partnered up with makeshift in order to create the very first custom spleens plush you can finally adopt your own spleens today

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Id: E4O3nTYvTQI

Length: 12min 59sec (779 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 06 2020