I Had to Sacrifice People in Terrible Ways - Darkest Decision

alright so we're checking out the only game we're being elected as town official means that you're going to be ruthlessly tortured and sacrificed to the dark one its darkest decision or human sacrifice dammit and darkest decision you play a young man who has made a deal with smiley face Satan I also just realized that it appears to be raining blood outside so basically your village has gone to hell and this demonic soccer ball has decided that you're going to have to sacrifice one person a week out of a group of people and he will do various things for your village depending on who you choose to sacrifice different things will happen to you and your people obviously it's going to be our job to sacrifice the people that probably shouldn't go to the dark one because I need to know what happens to the village when all good is lost it's always good when the guy that you sold your soul to sounds like a freaking hippy hey there friend oh I see you're having a real tough time you people aren't happy their health is horrid you have no money and your faith is lacking anytime a smiling testicle tells you that you've sucked at everything that you did and that your people are all paying for it with their lives you know that he's probably an [ __ ] I really should be doing bastard so hey help me help you I feel like this would be an actual conversation with a demon like it depends if it's not my soul on the line I'm okay with it I like how he words this nominate a villager to help me out and I'll perform a miracle for you in return just replace help me out with rip their soul painfully from their body ah look at these poor bastards these are our first nominations Odell Smith he says I heard that you need help I'm not sure how much I can do though it don't sound like you're too valuable so you're probably going to stay alive is that leprosy that looks like leprosy we have Zane Wilson over here they say our town is in such shambles please let me know what I can do see the issue here is that one person looks like they live under the bridge and the other person looks like they're a legitimate Baker congratulations Baker you get to go outside the blood rain did you just go through a trapdoor holy s--t my villi just got obliterated by half-sane Wilson died in an accident where's the air quotes on that and another week begins hey there my cool dude so what do you think real easy right just nominate one of your friends and poof just like that all your problems are gone oh I don't appreciate your sarcasm well yeah I mean oh nevermind he turned into the devil I was waiting for him to grow horns but fangs and slit eyes work too but hey we're in it together now yeah I mean I guess the blood is technically on your hands not mine they asked to be nominated I'll save your village if you give me villagers in return this is the part where if you're smart you'll ask him to describe what exactly the word saving means to him well I can't guarantee they'll like it see that's a bad definition but hey that's your problem good luck my lord pray forgive I was hired to slay bandits I believe this is outside of my pay grade Oh nominate has turned to sacrifice it's legitimately what is this dude he looks like he wants to be sacrificed may I continue to be able to provide and spread the good word of our Lord which lord and we talked about the smiley face Lord or a different one I'm actually kind of worried that this guy might be secretly competent and might slay the demon so I'm gonna go ahead and sacrifice this guy wouldn't want him spreading any bad words about the devil I gene Davis was trampled by horses these aren't really miracles so much as people just dying painfully things sure are going great huh I mean I don't know how many people used to die per week but we're down to one it would be my utmost pleasure to be of service to our great Lord kindly spare me if I cannot bake then we will go hungry you don't say I think that they know what's going on now pray that you reconsider the populace will not stand for this look man you can be swarmed by locusts or you can starve to death I guess you want to starve to death I feel so bad because she asked nicely goodbye taylor-johnson was beaten to death who the hell was Taylor Johnson that was not the person I sacrificed old Dale Davis died of fright as in she was afraid of the guy that got beaten to death what the hell happened all right remember how I said that I was feeling pretty good because we were down to one death a week that didn't last too long Madison wants to be of service to the Lord my good sire I pray that you have mercy on the old and the ill congratulations since you are both old and ill you get to live I mean this guy wants to be of service so technically I'm doing him a favor Casey Horvath suffocated Madison must Herrmann ran into a pack of starved wolves Blake Johnson ate too much what the hell's eating all this food from I've been freaking killing all the Baker's can you reconsider our village will go hungry and our coffers empty I'm not gonna lie it's a bad time to have a chef hat on because I've been slaughtering you guys by the dozens as well keep the train rolling I have been hired to slay the demon you know what give it your best shot huh you want me to beg what I'm doing ain't much different than you I mean I didn't ask for any begging but I'm not gonna turn it down whenever we're having two-for-one special on nights today maybe we can get that heart meter down all the way I know I haven't been the best doctor but please have mercy did this guy seriously come into my office splurging his frigging needle all over the place the Lord has guided me through sickness and sorrow and I trust in them now honestly between him and the doctor I might as well get rid of the people's only chance at being healed Kirby got lost in the Forgotten forest Quinn drowned in a lake this guy just tripped and fell he didn't even die like a cool way like other guys are getting eaten by wolves and stuff and this guy just tripped and broke his neck holy crap our faith is super-high max was killed we're believing in the wrong God like everyone is so happy thanks to your Lord's grace a cult has written to spread the good word the good word does a lot of things for us for instance one of the things that it does is it allows it to rain blood also I just realized like who decorated my office like how come I just have two windows and two torches I understand that we're you know dealing with the Dark Lord here but honestly it's kind of ironic that before I even started dealing with this guy I already behaved like a freakin the end all can't even get like a plant or chair or something hey my best best friend oh look at us the birds are singing the village is thriving I am well I'm doing fine and so are you I mean I'm kind of waiting for the villagers to kill me we already have cults and all the people that can actually you know perform surgery and use real medicine or dead I just realized - what the hell are the people eating they're probably eating each other because all the all the cooks are dead excuse me who do you think will feed people if I'm gone huh that's a really good way to get killed I got good news Blake they do allow rolling pins and help good day to you oh we got more doctors here Benjamin Muller it says it would not be wise I have people to take care of and I'm quite afraid of blood clearly we're going for the ending where all the cultists when I'm curious what happens if you kill all of the cultists I may have to do that next but that's not this run-through Benjamin sorry man on the plus side I don't know there's going to be any blood involved in your death we'll have to wait until we see your obituary please have mercy I'm a 65 year old monk that has been in service for over 40 years wait were you in service to the old guy or the beachball double that we're currently worshiping if you have any goodness in your heart please let me stay to take care of my patients no there's no goodness in the heart Blake Smith had a heart attack must Herrmann died of fright Benjamin Muller invented electricity that was our boy Benjamin afraid of blood died in the tub died from laughter he was probably Benjamin's neighboring Reilly Miller fell from a chair and hit their head wrong Zane died on the fields like he was run over by a tractor or he just dropped dead from heat exhaustion I have some real bad news you've been working real hard I get that but life's not fair you win some you lose some you're real swell we've been together for seven weeks but it's time to part your villagers health decline too much too bad about the sudden plague I'll have to take my leave see you around alright if anyone here has robes or appears to be praying you're getting killed sorry I need to know what happens if we get the prayer stuff all the way down Blake died of food poisoning paetynn died of food poisoning Jesus Christ I left the cook alive and now everyone's dying of food poisoning I should have killed the cook hey buddy I heard things aren't going great but keep your chin up I believe in you I believe this is outside of my paygrade I got good news Danny you're getting a raise the bad news is your raise only lasts for one day Zane passed away in their sleep I think that's the nicest way anyone's died Danny was thrown into a pit of snakes this was the guy that just wanted a raise I have some real bad news life's not fair you win some you lose some your villagers lost faith in me a shame really so I'll have to take my leave see you around well what happens though when they lose their faith in you I like how Dylan Baker just froze to death but the happiness and the health of the village just went up Dylan Baker was such a jackass that him dying empowered the entire village I just realized what this game truly is look at my meters effectively you're weeding out all of the people who aren't good at their jobs they don't get fired they get killed and it makes everyone better god damnit right when things are going great through the Blood Moon there's a Blood Moon all the time it never stops raining blood it's like Mother Nature's menstrual cycle never stops dad it's like looking in a mirror which one do you choose I pray that you have mercy on the old and the ill I originally had some mercy on the old and the ill and all it got me was not getting to see the ending of the game a famine swept the land and the village has no food Oh shame I don't know it looks like the village is doing pretty freaking good blegh choked on a fly that right there will get you berated in hell imagine you're down there burning along with all the other sacrifices and everyone's like oh yeah I was trampled by horses no guys like I was eaten by wolves like how did you die I choked on a fly you can't drink enough protein shakes to get rid of that past alright that wasn't good enough we're gonna make it to the end now we have to go 14 weeks I like how service to the Dark Lord has like a time limit he only accepts acolytes for 14 weeks Oh what bad luck there's a Blood Moon yeah I think you're looking pretty and iron next brown froze to death haven't seen that one yet Logan couldn't stop laughing and suffocated Blake stubbed their toe and died of shock the deaths are getting dumber wow you have so many doctors they cared the common cold if you remember the last time the cold isn't what we have to worry about it's the goddamn plague by the grace of your best friend oh you have been granted a gift Congrats what kind of gift I have a feeling that we just invented cocaine or something well the cults back that's good you know it'd be cool if we got to eventually see the Sun the Blood Moon has been out for quite a while I tell you this tub job I've just been slaughtering people all day long I don't even know where they go what a shame prices went up by by money what the hell is the dark God like a capitalist I mean what do you do when you have to choose between two cultists Avery was tortured to death Wow things are getting kind of rough in these last few weeks man going straight from the torture to the snake pit Paige I only know one way to have mercy these days and that's to hold down on my mouse button until the sacrifice meter fills all the way up well I found something interesting at the game actually never ends if you don't want it to however random things eventually happen and end up killing you regardless that could help good my goddamn village was doing it says unfortunately a plague has struck and there are no doctors I had to slay all the doctors because they were bringing down the health because none of them can do their job right anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of darkest decision I mean we worship the Dark Lord for 18 weeks that was pretty good until iudex that stay foxy about Salome

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Length: 12min 44sec (764 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 04 2020