-All right. We’re checking out the only
game where you have two options, you can either die averagely
or you can die painfully. It’s Guess Who. I’m not gonna lie. There is a lot of options for finding
out who will die first here. I think the thing about this that’s
like the most twisted is that a man just died and no one really cares
except for one single person, like the security guard or the usher
or whatever just got slain. The one dude screaming on the left
is like, "Sound the alarm," and the other three guys on the bottom
that don’t care are like, "Yeah,
you mean the nobody gives a damn alarm." I mean, I feel just like the Highlander
because this dude just took a life. Everyone should be coming after
him next to absorb his soul. So I’m gonna go with that because
I’m often so right about how people die. I’m gonna bet 20 coins on this too. It’s happening, 100%. Yeah. Oh, no, it’s the wife. Oh, God, no. To be fair,
getting run over by a sports car in the middle of a movie
theater is kinda cool. Ah, yes. Sitting at the bus stop where love and loss both comes toge-- what is this? Oh, she gave up her seat to-- nevermind. [laughs] Princess Peach was trying to do
a good thing for Diet Neil over here, but you took her kindness for granted. Part of me is still
waiting for Sunglasses Man for his sunglasses
to be part of his death. I’m sure he’ll just be beaten
to death by the bus stop sign, but I kind of wanna see someone,
I don’t know, like break his glasses and then cut
him to death with the broken shards. That may be a little violent
for this game, but a man can dream. I also have to take a moment
to mention the background architecture. How come some of the buildings
look like giant propane tanks? There’s just like a random
sign pointing as well. It’s like, "What is on this sign?" It says, "This way to violence," but either way,
someone is gonna kill this man. I 100% know it. Violence is always the answer. Finally, everything is as it should be. Low-budget Xerxes has to come
across Leonidas, but this time, he has the cut and paste ogre with him. On the plus side, if Leonidas does
jump up on top of this ogre shoulders, he will have the high ground. I also love how local Xerxes uses
a different approach to warfare. He puts all of his bow
people out in the front. He’s over here. He’s like,
"Okay, you too. Yes. Stand next to the gigantic
green guy with a Mohawk and a Mandalorian helmet. It’ll be fine." Leonidas 100% winning this one. Yeah. I’m actually more
impressed by that because he couldn’t see
what the hell he was doing. I was expecting him to climb
on the back of the ogre. Uh, yes. Everyone-- [laughs] Oh, free-free PNG fire at work, baby. I’m gonna be real here,
for the type of game this is, this is probably the smoothest animation
I’ve seen in stick man stuff in a while. I also love that everyone’s
having a good time. Obviously, the dragon can’t have that, so he sets the entire
Royal family on fire, and now he’s like,
"Why is everyone so pissed off?" Who won? Technically the dragon. He has wings. They have swords. I also don’t know why there’s just
a random sword inside all the treasure. I guess it could be
a really expensive sword, but it just looks like someone
got drunk and left it there. It took me a while, but I noticed two
very troubling things with this scene. First off,
this dragon came in and set of everyone on fire and didn’t turn
these damn torches on. Number two, his feet looks like
he’s wearing four converse. Seriously. We went through the-the
time and the art to put like little singular pieces of gold
inside of the gold pile, but we couldn’t give him some claws. Maybe this is just the smartest
dragon known in existence. He’s like,
I’m not walking outside with bare feet. I can’t-- his feet also
look kind of small, like besides the leg day skipping, it looks like he’s wearing
a child-size four. We’re going dragon for this. The dragon absolutely won. Yeah, what the hell? Is there anyone left to burn? The way this game is going,
I’m waiting for the time when the dragon tries to hit on the princess
and she says yes, because he is now the wealthiest
being in the land. Okay. There’s the entire court. It’s like, uh- it’s like Game of Thrones,
season eight, all over again. We’re so hungry. What is-- [laughs] We’re thirsty for beer. Never trust stick figures
with blue skin and angel wings. Oh, it’s like angelic Smurf girls. This is way too convenient. There is no way. These girls are cannibals. We all know this to be true. I like how getting
something to eat suddenly turns everyone in this
game into an asshole. I have to take a moment to mention how
every asset in this game looks angry. This horse is over here. He is like,
"I don’t get paid enough for this." The story is a little bit muddled, but I’m still trying
to figure out exactly how this king keeps getting
himself into these messes. How did he become king? He hasn’t made one good
decision since the game started. His one ability is the ability to royally
piss off everyone he comes across. I just realized the internal
pun there. Who die first? I have a feeling King Icarus’s horse
is gonna end up curb stomping the King. In fact, I’m willing to bet this on it. Okay. Ah, yes. To be fair,
I thought it was gonna be the horse. Let me give this game’s
developers some criticism. It should have been the horse. All that’s left at this point is the king and he’s-he’s mostly
crippled at this point. Luckily though, he hops in upon
a house with beer and meat. I love how just everything is
just cans of beer in this game. He just commits robbery,
comes into this house, you might say,
"Gray, it’s not really a robbery. He’s not so much beating this other man or threatening him," bullcrap. He is throwing that haunch of meat at this
man’s kneecaps with a lot of veracity. I’m kind of surprised. This king has been through
a lot and he’s still alive. I mean, I have to pick him. Looking deeper into the scene,
I can say if this guy gets killed, it’s technically because
he had it coming. I realized, this dude probably like,
"I never heard anyone." Oh, really? Your house is made of wood
and you’re surrounded by trees. So tell me,
where did all the wood come from? How much barley was
slain for all this beer? I know this guy could try and make
the argument, he’d be like, "Those are plants
and plants are alive too. They just can’t run as fast." I would like to point out that this
one stick figure is eating for 30 but he doesn’t have the money
to put a lock on his door. Told you. This story of this
king is getting really twisted. He’s basically the worst
king ever known in any- in any game,
and now he’s about to get cannibal. Well, it’s not really cannibalism unless
this guy kills him and then eats the king. What would be even better right now is if this demonic being is like,
"Hey, do you want some?" And this dude’s like,
"Hey, I’m starving." So thinking back to the guy
whose house got robbed by the king, like where did that meat come from? The only two animals I’ve seen in this
forest are Derby Wolves and this thing. Who knows? That dude’s
been living in the woods. Maybe he is Naked and Afraiding it. He looks at this type of thing
right here and he’s like, "Ah, redskin bone demons is good eaten with an ice-cold beer
and a side of curly fries." Who knows, I don’t know though. I don’t really know demon etiquette. Maybe he’s not trying to burn the king. Maybe he just thought the king was cold and he’s trying to warm him up. I mean, it’s medieval times. There’s not really any space heaters. See, if you sit next to the fire,
you only get warm on one side, but if you’ve experienced the fire
on a spit, you get warmed on all sides. Actually,
I just realized the demon is happy. Maybe that’s what this is all about. My dad taught me. He said, "You know the saying red
sky at night, sailor’s delight?" He also said, if the demon skin is red,
you’re probably dead. He’s just having a twofer. [laughs] Also, I have to mention how
inappropriate this looks because the sword is just boiling
down toward the fire. Okay, this is-- you sick bastard. You just killed
an adorable malformed dog. You committed the worst
atrocity on all of YouTube. I think I’m reading into this too far,
but having the two boulders here, it actually makes the forest
look like an unhappy face. I guess I should really be thinking, how
did all this get here in the first place? Who hunts like this? Also, I just realized the damn
wolves don’t have claws either, they’re wearing shoes as well. It doesn’t even really look like a wolf. It just looks like two
guys in a wolf costume. He can’t get them both, right? Yeah, I picked the right one too. I never actually thought
I would be the one on the left that would
feast on his organ. That dog is like,
"I love that taste of hypothalamus." What? Is this like MechWarrior? What is it,
like medieval Iron Man? I don’t even know. I feel like we’re so far beyond
the main storyline at this point. This is gonna be like
the ending to Endgame 2. Here comes the moment where Iron Man
destroys his Derby Xeroxed brother, kind of like Ultron but was way less CGI, but this is like a good Gollum and then
a Gollum that doesn’t pay his taxes. Obviously,
the Gollum that doesn’t pay his taxes. You son of a-- justice always wins. The ethics in this
game turns on the dime. That is not what I have learned
so far playing this. Who die first? Honestly, everyone here seems to be
in a position for potential death. This road looks like something
out of a Facebook ad. You know the ads where it’s always like
all the most dangerous roads in the USA? Now that I think about it,
maybe this entire instance is like, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,
like they put you in front of a ramp and you have two options to stand and they’re like,
"Well, you got a 50-50 shot. The winner gets $1 million,
the loser becomes a hood ornament." We both know that the only
reason it’s always a red car in this game
is because the guy just-- he gets tired of washing
all the blood out. Anyway, unless he really limp wrists
the throttle, it has to be this guy. Yay. Perfect. This is the most elaborate death
scheme I have seen in this game yet. This is like Saw-level stupidity. We’ve got a rock dropping on this guy, which will I guess
maybe change the weight, causing him to get impaled while this guy
comes down and steps on a bunch of Legos. Even if this was some kind
of like Saw episode, it still feels really overcomplicated. I feel like the little puppet would
be like, "I wanna play a game," and this dude will be like,
"Well, your game is stupid." I feel like his death would
trigger all this, but honestly, this guy should get picked
just because he’s an idiot. It could just be his thought process. If I’m going down,
everyone’s coming with me. Damn it. The scales
of justice just got balanced. What is happening in this
game? Who die first? I don’t know anyone here
could get Sparta kicked. This is one of the few
games that turns death into a very involved physics experiment. I know it’s kind of morbid, but I feel like kids would
pay attention more in school if their result ended
in the life of a stick man. It’s kind of sad too, because your grade isn’t technically
a letter, it’s a death toll. A distinct lack of physics though
tells me it’s this man, okay? Yep. Now,
these two have to fight to the death. Do it. Oh,
my God. What the hell? God, it’s true. It’s like a fricking science fair project,
except it always ends in death. I know someone’s going to be like, "Isn’t that how you guys do
science fairs in Florida?" Yes, but that’s besides the point. Uh, him. This is the only game that could
make dominoes violent. Yeah. Uh, it’s a blood bath. I don’t like the fact that there’s a lot
of math involved here. You know,
they may actually have something here. I always hated math, but if I-- if my choice was either
to do the math or die, I might’ve taken it more seriously. I guess, actually in that instance,
I wouldn’t have liked it more. I would’ve just been more afraid of it. Just like taking a test
and not knowing the answers, so you always pick C
and hope for a passing grade. I’m just going to always
go with the left. I was very wrong. Well, to be fair,
everyone did it ended up dying. This game is like, "The stupidity
can’t handle any survivors." What in the hell? Is this-- so-so the, okay, so the laser is going to bounce
the beam off the glass. What the hell? I feel like there’s no good options here. Everyone should die because they’re all
stupid enough to participate. Also, how come my raygun
looks like a violent massager? So here to here to here to here. I-- at that point, I’m lost. I have no idea. This guy, go. Oh my, at this point, I don’t know if that guy died because
he didn’t take into account refraction or if he was
just on his cell phone. I’m not sure what we’re doing. The one on the left. Actually, you know what? The one in the middle. Oh, it’s magnets. Welcome to modern schooling. A parent would be like, "What did you learn today
about magnetic field, son?" And the child would be like," That they’re violent." Why is this a question? It’s like a round ball or a square. If this square starts rolling faster
than this, I’m going to be pissed. This might not even be a question as to which shape will
kill the person first, it might just be the person pushing
who wants their individual to die fastest. See, it’s not about shapes.
It’s about motivation. It should-- you know what? I’m going to bet 20 on this. Oh, thank God. Oh, this guy got double-teamed. He got slammed by all
the different shapes. The fact that these-- that’s now
it’s literally taking brainpower, like I got a headache,
I’m not supposed to think this hard. I’m assuming this is water.
It could also be jello shots. Even if this guy doesn’t dive
from the gigantic boulder thing, he’s still going to suffocate. All he’s doing is
prolonging the inevitable. Basically,
he should just let this happen. In fact, he’s being selfish. He should just swim to the surface
so that it’s easier. I’m gonna go with this guy though. Jello shots? Hell, yes. Oh-oh my God. It is eating the townsfolk. How hungry are you, you sick bastard? Also,
is it just me or does that spider look a lot like one of the Among Us creatures? Who won? The spider just
ate three of your friends. I’m going to say the spider. This guy did nothing. I was going to say all he did was die,
but that was like a 2,000 IQ play. That dude who was inside here, he was
like, "The spider can’t defend its colon." Okay. Finally,
we’re coming back against the dragon. I really was wondering where
the hell this story arc was going. This is the true
fellowship of incompetence. Again, this king has never done anything
good for his people or anyone around him. So you got like, "With my shield
and my sword and my bad life decisions." Meanwhile,
this dragon is still over here. He’s like, "You know how many shoes
I can buy with all this treasure?" Also, this Dragon’s been chilling
inside this castle for how long, and he still hasn’t turned
on the damn torches. Again, I kind of assume that the dragon
would end up marrying the princess. I want this dragon to get
to the end of the story, please. Yeah-yeah that’s what happens. [laughs] I don’t know whether to call the dragon incredibly smart or the people
he was fighting very stupid. Ah, yes. Football Head finds a ring. He is-- I don’t know
what the hell he’s doing. I don’t know if he’s trying
to Sword in the Stone this thing, or if he just doesn’t understand
if it’s edible or not. King comes over,
he’s going to steal the precious. That is a great way to get-- what was that battle cry? When in doubt, always pick
the guy with the pancaked head. See, he’s faster. He’s been dealing with co- oh,
it is the one ring. Aw. I do like an underdog, so I’m hoping that stick figure
comes back with a normal shaped head, like the king hit him so hard,
it reshapes back to its original shape, and then he teams up
with the dragon and kills everyone. We’re back to the dragon. Okay. So now he has a ring. Like at this point, the king
has literally made the Avengers assemble. He’s got a shield,
he’s got a sword, he’s got the ring, but he still has the IQ
of a depressed ferret. Go get him. This is gonna happen. Oh, nevermind. No, dragon. I’ve stayed with you for so long. Now, he’s gonna get stabbed in the ass. See, his ass is unprotected. It’s gonna happen. The ass stabing. The story arc is complete,
I’m uninstalling. Well, folks,
I think that this taught us something. When in doubt, stab them in the ass. Okay, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Guess Who. Until next time, stay foxy, much love.
