-Alright, we're checking out the only game where you are literally hired
to ruin people's lives. It's Make Me Angry. This is where we are in game
development at this point. The entire purpose is to look at a scene
where one or more people are having a good day, and somehow [glass shuttering]
figure out a way to ruin it for them. Here we have Joe Stickson
and his incredibly well-endowed stick girlfriend. Why do I feel like this was put on,
like after the QA by the intern? All right, so they're having a good day,
and somehow we have to screw things up. Do I draw? Oh in this instance I cut. Well, I mean I sever your girlfriend's head technically that would make you angry,
I would assume. I can't do that. Can I sever his head? I guess that really says something when
the very first way I look at to ruin a relationship, is to murder one or both participants. I feel like maybe cutting down
the tree or something, or an apple. Oh, here we go, hold on. There it is, the pure look of evil. Real quick, I have to mention
they gave me a little congratulations, you did it, and the word they chose to use is righteous. That's right, there will b
no unholy love on my watch, onward. Okay, it's-it's a guy listening to some music,
he's by the water. Will you push him in and get him electrocuted? I take out his leg? I take out his headphones? Oh, here we go. Yeah, just throw it in the water. [music] [chuckles] With the amount of tears
coming out of this man's eyes, I have a feeling that he had two options, eat or buy those
headphones and he chose to buy the headphones. Now you get to be sad and starve to death. Although we didn't make him angry,
we just made him sad. Okay, so this right here is something
that I can associate with as a YouTuber. The one thing that makes me scared
more than anything else is the power going out while I'm recording. I feel like there's a plug over here. But real quick I will try and sever his head. Okay, with that not able to be done, it's the power plug. This is real. Show me the face of anguish. Super-duper, who the hell came up
with the stuff that this game tells you after you complete a level? Was it like Bette Midler? All right, I don't know if I'm going
to be making this man angry, or if I'm going to be making him paralyzed. I feel like what you would do is cut the ladder,
but the problem is it's-it's not really making him angry, it's just slipping his disks. Well, whatever, out goes the ladder. Ho-hold on, you gotta do it more than once. Come on. There we go. It didn't just bring him pain,
it made his eyes eject out of his skull. What the hell? I don't think I have to do anything here,
this guy's getting robbed. He's getting robbed by a-a stick figure wearing
sunglasses and the world's biggest Tootsie Roll. Do I really need to do anything extra here? I guess I can take the Tootsie Roll from him. What, I have to beat this man? Hit him. That's not working. Okay, hit yourself with it. Now, um, obviously-- I'm sorry, that's very juvenile of me. If I penetrate you with it does it do anything? Are your eyes very sensitive to light? I thought maybe if I take the sunglasses off,
he has bitch eyes or something and he'll die. All right, it has to be the trash can. Do I beat this guy with a trash can? Er. Do I beat this man with a trash can? Do I put this in the trashcan? Oh. I'm not exactly sure what happened there. It was like the hand of God coming in,
taking this guy's beaty stick from him and throw it in the trash. The deific voice of the overlord saying,
"There'll be no felonies today." Although once this stick-figure beats
this stick-figure to death, I guess that is a new felony. Ah, next board. Ah, enjoying some ice cream, eh? Is he drooling? I think that he's enjoying
this ice cream a little bit too much. It's more like he's singing into a microphone,
no one holds their ice cream sideways. All right, I can already tell where this is going. Yeah, welcome to Florida, bitch. Stick figure on the toilet, didn't take
too long before this became a thing. Okay, real quick, I have to ask if I click on
you violently does the poop come out? Like me squeezing a tube of toothpaste. No. Let me go ahead-- Yeah, there we go. Just pull all the toilet paper off. Okay, I'm gonna be real,
if that was me inside of some public restroom, and I just got done dropping
an engine block into the toilet, I would pick this up
off the ground and use it. If I didn't get hepatitis from the toilet seat,
I'm not going to get hepatitis from the ground. What? What is happening? What is he eating? Eating like a bowl of spaghetti
with your hands, you freaking savage. It might also be potato chips, I'm really not sure. It's like you got two options here,
Tabasco sauce or mayonnaise? I--
oh-oh. Oh, it's like, uh, ranch dressing. There we go. Would you like some more? Yeah, put it all on there. Sounds like a salt shaker. My plan is to kill you with sodium. All right, now how about this. Yeah, throw that on there too, put a bunch of it on. Poor guy, he's like oh my God, what did you give me? The answer is cancer. Ah yes, a young stick-mother
and her son coming from the amusement park. Look at how happy he is with his balloons,
but in the distance, a sick bastard wonders intently
at how he could make someone cry. Welcome to this game. I don't even need a hint,
I already know how this works. Let me guess, yeet. Don't tell me that wasn't what you wanted. What's weird is I don't know if the mother
is yelling at him, or yelling at the child. Maybe she's just a bad parent, she's like,
"I told you not to be on that damn cell phone." Little fetus stick-figure is like,
"I don't know what a cell phone is. Now we have a man roasting
an entire chicken over a campfire. Why do all stick figures salivate so violently? Uh, burn the chicken? Okay, make him eat the raw chicken
and give him salmonella? No. Throw the chicken to the wolves. I'm running out of ideas here. Cut the wood. Oh, hold on, I have an idea. There we go. Just had to pull the fire. Oh, eat the char. Uh, wh-what the hell? Is this a statue, or is this her boyfriend
trying to avoid her? I feel like- can you like, make this statue
urinate on her or something? Turn on the water? There has to be a way. Oh, here we go, so you can touch this guy. Can I move him? 'Kay, what the hell? It was. Righteous distress. What is with the word righteous? I feel like I don't have to do anything
here because she's already angry. Is he on a ski gondola with a totally different girl? You know, normally, I would say
that this guy is making the wrong choice by being unfaithful,
but considering his girlfriend beats
him with the club when he does wrong? Maybe he should go out with this one,
but I assume I have to ruin his life. I got- I-I-I imagine I have to kick him
out of the gondola somehow. Oh, here we go, there it is. Yeah, it's ass-beatily time. [bell rings] [chuckles] Amazing,
you just contributed to domestic violence. Again, this girl's already mad. I have to mention
too that this is just really distressing to me, that this taxi is the same in the front and the back. Like, there's no beginning and no end to this taxi. I don't feel that bad ruining this guy's life,
because he does look like a smug bastard in this particular shot. Okay, oh, do I put them into her flames? Do I put them in the taxi? Now I get to ruin her life. I can't see-- Is it-- Does she still have a club? Why is her answer to everything beating
the hell out of someone? Okay, we've gone down a real dark
storyboard here, because, um, I'm pretty sure that this is the painting of him
and his wife that he's covered up, while he brings the other girl home. This girl's probably over here like,
"Why is there nothing on this painting?" and he's like, "Well, you have to squint
and cross your eyes slightly. It's like one of those 3D paintings back in 1994,
where everyone would be like, "You can't see it? It's a dolphin being abused by Kris Kringle." And then the whole point was always
just to pretend that you could actually see what people were talking about,
just so you didn't feel like an idiot. She's like, "Oh yeah, now I see it." I see your infidelity. [laughs] So easy. This wasn't about making someone angry, this was
about making someone lose their bicuspids. It's a home run. Okay, so now they're hiding from her. The-- His previous girlfriend
is like seeming more and more evil, 'cause she has the red eyes of the demons. Okay, turn on the light,/ there we go. This guy gets the shit kicked out
of him in every fame. Okay, so now we're back with the girl. She's out taking her fricking dog for a walk,
and her cheating bastard boyfriend is preparing to make her angry. Like, everything he does makes her angry. Grab the dog? Oh, you do. Oh, that didn't do anything, just allows him
to piss on the boyfriend over and over again. Finally, this girl gets her revenge. All right, so that doesn't work. Can I move the bush? No. Can I shrink the shrub? Yes. Quick, get the dog up there. Got him. Okay, so the two-timer is now
out with the other stick-girl. I'm assuming move the cloud,
make them experience Florida in its true form? Oh, just piss the cloud off. Okay, now we're back in the bedroom,
and the girlfriend's punching her way in. What is a whole refrigerator doing in the bedroom? This is like prime YouTuber real estate. Like, you don't want to leave where you record,
so you just put the entire refrigerator in there. Just lift this girl up. You know, your life would be
a lot easier if you just got rid of her. All right, that doesn't work, so-- [chuckles] This is the first time I've seen her,
like, without her beaty stick. All right, so I guess grab-- Oh, I get it. Shove the new girlfriend
inside of the refrigerator. See back when he bought this from Home Depot,
this is why you ask the question. You always say like, "Can I fit a human body
inside the refrigerator?" Normally, the guy would be like, "Why?"
Just tell him, "Just in case you ever have to hide the second girlfriend from
the first girlfriend." There you go See, now she loves him again. Except the other girlfriend died of hypothermia. Oh, this is exciting. So now-- So both of them are cheaters. Because either my original stick man
grew a fantastic mustache, or now we're at this stick girl's house. I'm kinda curious if he pulls out a gun or something. If he's super abusive, maybe this guy's girlfriend
and him should just get together. I'm assuming pull-- Yes. Is that a hotdog? It's like either a giant sausage,
or a rolling pin, or something. Also, why is there a pair of briefs
that just went flying through the air? Ah, yes. Off ice-skating with the second girlfriend. Someone is again, already angry. I assume the purpose here is to give
both of these people hypothermia now. Can I break-- Oh, I can make the whole area move. Ah, what, can I throw her in too? I was just curious. Everyone gets frostbite today. Look at how happy she is. This is- I- this is like the weirdest scene right here. Is that a skirt, I think,
and why is her tube of lipstick like so erect? Don't put that smiley face on,
we know what you're really like. Okay. So you can't move this. Just can I eat it? I'm sure it hasn't been tested on animals, no. I like how I click on him
and I get to see his thought process and his thought process is my thought process. What the hell am I supposed to do about this? Oh, how about throw it in the fire? Yeah, there we go. "I'm a good husband." What the hell? This isn't cheating. I think he's- I think he's in a-- like
a rear-naked chokehold or something. What the hell am I supposed to do here? Oh. Very impressive. When is impressive that I ruined this girl's psyche. Look at the look on her face. Okay, things are getting out of hand here. Now, this guy has like three different women
around him. It's a little bit unusual though
because they're all happy right now. So for the first time ever, I feel like I'm fully
about to make an entire scene mad. Also, how come this is the only stick girl
that gets the cancerous growth breasts? All right so what-what would you do
here in order to ruin the lives of four people all at once? The dog has to be involved. Unless there's like, I don't know,
is there like a hidden nuclear missile behind one of these flowers? Look, don't ask, okay? There could be one. Can I move any of these women? Right.
So the do definitely moves. So what happens if the dog,
like say, starts dining on her flesh. Okay, that was good. Okay, so it's legit. It actually is three different girls now. So now he is cheating
on both of them with her [chuckles]. I like how this girl
is carrying like a frying pan and the other stick girl is just giving him
the middle finger. I appreciate that in this scene,
this girl is yelling at him and he just has nothing to say for himself. This is the kind of guy with a girlfriend's like,
"How could you do this to me?" And his answer is like, "I love grilled
cheese sandwiches." Actually, this is called Make Me Angry, so he should
have a better comeback than this. I got it, she'll be like, "Why did you
do this?" And he'll be like, "Because you look like spoiled milk smells."
Can I, like, pop her bubble of memories? Hey, oh, there's something here, all right. Okay, the-- What the hell? Huh, honestly you wouldn't have these problems
if I just yeeted her out the window. [chuckles] Okay.
So this then grab the-- Oh, so this one wasn't so much make someone angry,
it was just to keep them angry. What the hell? What is happening here? Is he being cheated on by the girl
he was cheating on his girlfriend with? What is all this death speak? And why is he wearing
Tom Hanks's wardrobe from Cast Away? Can I like take this off? What the hell? All right, I don't know, get inside the bush? [screaming] Oh, do it. How is it-- What am I urinating Miracle-Gro? [chuckles] In the dead of night, a shot and rings out. No, seriously he's probably getting shot. I also realized this girl's breasts get higher
and higher like every time, they're in her neck now. Can I shut out the light? No. What the hell? Okay, move it-- Maybe move them out of the light? [music] Well, we dodged the frying pan girl
but went to prison. What the hell? What-what happened? I hate to say this but I don't ever want another
stick figure to go to the gym, again. This is legitimately horrifying to look at. It's like his body took
all of his nutrients from his torso and his legs and shoved them into his arms. What the hell am I even supposed to do here? These like cardboard cutouts? This fan do something? The fan's got to do something. There we go. They are cardboard cutouts [laughs] I think
I understand why this guy wants to leave his wife. I'm assuming this is the dinner that she made,
it looks like malaria on a plate. What do you think? If he- if he smothers it with enough
hot sauce he won't know. I mean, the dog is here to. All right give-give this to the dog. Oh, I didn't even get to use the hot sauce. I love that she's so amazed too she's like
I can't believe someone ate my dinner. This is kind of a twisted scene, because-- not because there's a stick figure applying
suntan lotion to the dress body of another stick figure
but because there's a hot dog stand and this girl's like legitimately
walking a dog, hold on. Oh man, I was gonna see if I could put
the dog into the hot dog stand. [chuckles] Where does the meat come from? Don't ask. Well, I can move the entire hotdog stand. Can I move the umbrella? I can open the umbrella. I can't move the dog. Okay. So a hotdog stand comes over here. Hot dog stand goes here? Here, there we go. It's a dog eating a hot dog. This is like a really weird instance
of dog exception. Also, don't give your dog carbs. Oh, it's his birthday. He's not three years old, it's just, he's celebrating
three years of being an asshole. All right. Can we light the cake? We can throw the cake. Can I open this present? All right and the ballons, the hat. Oh, the hat comes off. I feel like I either need to wear the cake
or use it as an instrument of death. The answer was wear the cake. What--
How did this work? It's like Superman putting on his glasses
and no one knows it's him. All I did was break a birthday cake over my head
and everyone's like, "Where did he go. It's like camouflage." Uhh, so is-is the cheaty girl like an actual nurse,
or is this just cosplay. Maybe this dude is just a masochist I-- [chuckles] so I can resonate with that. Seriously though, he's a stick man,
so the entire needle is gonna go through one side of his body and out the other.[chuckles] So, how do-- Okay so that doesn't move. Well, it moves but-- Oh, hold on, Do you have to-- [laughs] "It's time for your injection."
The guys like, "Uh, where are you going to inject me?" "It's gonna go in your mouth
and come out of your ass." All right, this is it. It's time for our Bonnie and Clyde stick
duo to finally ride off into the sunset now, even though the girlfriend is behind them,
no doubt preparing to [chuckles] once again, domestically abuse him [laughs] to hell. Okay.
So you can't move it is-- I'm assuming I just have to, like,
cut her head off by putting this across. Yeah, this has got to be it. All right, now run away. There we go. Oh, she didn't die. I know I sound so-- [laughs] I sound so disappointed. I guess there's more of she's not dead,
we haven't technically won. What is happening here there's really nothing here. There's like the cheating couple. Is there something inside the coffee table? A banana peel. What are you gonna do like throw it on the ground
and break your old girlfriend's neck? Oh my God, that's exactly what happened. Murder. Finally, murder has come true, and the new girlfriend
[chuckles] is having a good time. She's like, "Now we can be together
forever." And he's like, "I don't know because I'm going to be in prison." Well, at this point
I think we've learned why sometimes it's good not to admit your feelings for your crush. Hey, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode
of Make Me Angry. Till next time, stay foxy and much love.
