I know NOTHING About DND so I Played this GAME Instead | Baldur's Gate 3

oh hello running hot uh wait I think I know what to do that's what it was for right uh water barrel throw dry toward fate your violence hasn't gone unnoticed it's about to be returned in kind wait not knowing anything about DND D I jumped on a bandwagon and played balers Gate 3 this game rewards you for having a great imagination and as such my two IQ brain is not getting any rewards at all but uh it's not all bad for me though I have this jum that's probably handy in a lot of situations this hot chick that will probably be a good character if I had a chance to know her and this over enthusiastic B that will probably make my dungeon exploring a lot easier oh and you can also throw kids into the Ravine which is a huge Plus in my opinion welcome to my blind evil playthrough of this game all right let's check whatever everyone's [ __ ] on about show genitals show nudity hell yeah okay so what the hell am I looking at right now the dark urge what is this my rancid blood Whispers to me kill kill and kill again all right sounds good enough ruined oh my God I can be a gnome dark urch as well imagine this character saying those lines all right I'm going to go with the devil or the thiefing they call it genitals wait can I actually hang on oh [ __ ] vula b vula c it's like Bulbasaur's Evolution line oh God there is so much classes I I don't know where to begin I'm going to pick sorcerer because it sounds cool older than the other two and I chose sleep here because I want to do the Bill Cosby Strat so we're going to name you Pandora need guard what there you look like a guardian angel already oh wow the ship looks awesome what the what the hell can you imagine seeing this in this era imagine seeing this [ __ ] on your first in the morning like like what do you do you you just squit all right I'm out the torturer behind this cruel prank will meet your malice when you get out of here killing now that sounds like your first good idea really killing is my first good idea this is the pool that thing came from parasite now [ __ ] me we are here what all right what the hell is this help us oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me yes you've come to save us from this place oh God from this place you'll free us so I got a minus in intelligence and a minus in strength so dexterity it is I mean I got plusus and deck so it should be good right [ __ ] me oh I wonder what's going to happen oh my God uh what do you have anyway nothing thanks a lot look at the [Laughter] portrait Abomination this is your end you look more of a freak than me what do you mean first we extermin the en then we find the helm and take control like a plan [ __ ] you strike this nice really shove try to push the target away uh can I do it here all right attack this will end you prove surprisingly no what are these I back touch nothing without knowing its purpose you know what I'm going to do you get me out of this J why am I always rolling for intelligence come on man I'm not that intelligent oh never mind apparently I am are you satisfied we need to go God damn chill woman listen if you don't like her we can use her as bait all right hurry hey the console appears dormant that's it the console hums to life I'm a [ __ ] genius what the hell hey not plenty I think and another sensation washes over you connection oh so because of the worms the machine thinks that I'm one of them right like I got that right right yep I'm right bro stop being dramatic what the hell thank you your mind lurches into her thoughts her gratitude is mixed with weariness because you have a GI with you you keep dangerous com I mean I need more meat Shields so push push push bro my character's dumb stop stop giving me Arcana check bionic energy radiates from the prisoners but they do not react uh what about the middle one oh here we go okay maybe you [ __ ] up all right maybey I am Fury I am death are you cting John Mayor shoot this one you see only days y all right GG something good here I hope you hope WR dazed woman is trapped inside the Pod she doesn't notice you the newborn mind flare stares at you weak and D I mean it noticed me now so we are nearing the helm once inside do as I say who put you in charge you in charge yeah what the hell just my own judgment kyank so I actually know what to do on this part of the video because of the shitloads of videos on Tik Tok that I've seen oh damn what the [ __ ] th connect the nerves of the Transformer yep he think I'm a thr now do it we will deal with the G after we all right let's do it tor hit this guy wow all right faith on you I don't want you to die by that's what you get you [ __ ] all right nice drop the weapon weapon drop nice where is it did it drop the weapon the [ __ ] is it yoink and just to add insult uh we'll push this [Music] guy will sh this corpse I don't know what I'm doing throw throw all right let's do it what the hell holy [ __ ] I can you're PR you're [ __ ] all right let's give this bear a head trauma let's push the bear as well can you imagine just seeing that [ __ ] out of nowhere play look at it they're like what the [ __ ] was that what the oh oh [ __ ] so I already lost my memory but I got hit in the head by a rock so did I lose my memory squared your head Whispers Vengeance you cannot wait to slice your way forth seeking whatever wrought this tragedy upon you this this is what I felt when I saw how much taxes I owed wait my carrying capacity is 120 kg we need each other and we both know what's at stake it would have been all too easy for you to run right past my pod I mean I would have I just didn't know it was possible I remember that what the I just found a violin [Laughter] oh [ __ ] I had to roll 20 uh I can use this right oh hey this place wasn't built for the living what what what what what what's going on oh [ __ ] run run run bro what the [ __ ] was that all right so we're going to get this and get the hell out oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Shadow heart Shadow heart run run run run run my God bro run run run oh God she's dead all right no kill me kill me kill me kill me in game in game too much to bear did that say dip dip what my weapon I need a little EX Edge hey one two and Alpha e you see and then I can perform after I mutilated them go here and then you can shove this guy oh it failed let me Firebolt instead there you go and I can shove you to the fire god damn it and then let me perform again well oh hey there's another bud here hurry I've got one of those brain things cornered kill yourself what do you mean I was hoping for a kind soul well not to worry oh my God I was ready to decorate the ground with your in I mean I can say the same apologies but uh all right I might have done the same the roles were reversed yeah a kindred spirit hey Shadow Hearts too I mean I'm going to do like a sort of evil playthrough but I think he'll be useful oh wait this is the guy that's having sex with a bear you know I was ready to go this alone but maybe sticking with the herd isn't such a bad idea nice as he joins your side your mind dances with thoughts of a perfect pretty corpse what what the you approached the dying monster this is the thing that abducted you you could end its life here and now approach the sigil on the stone magic Glitters and swirls from itally it as if malfunctioning touch it the [ __ ] a hand about hacking off the hand oh God here we go this branch of flesh is I mean I'm just fantasizing right like it's not it didn't tell me to like actually hack it off my mistress eyelids you did I actually do it holy [ __ ] uh why are you inspired hello item received Gil severed hand did I actually receive this oh my God I did uh throw I'll throw it at you I missed you look rabid pained sick you're spasming and twitching poor thing God uh let's pick this the norm is to keep dirty thoughts like that to ourselves but do carry on he likes it what the [ __ ] all of loot in that thing hello there can I just kill these guys like can I just shoot this I think hey nice oh damn critical Miss but you're an acid [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she used to build Cosby Strat can I shove you nice I'm [ __ ] genius maybe I can hit this wall so she falls down oh I thought it's going to fall down or something all right shouldi have Fate on aarion I guess Firebolt on her nice why you give a Lu everything all right out there all right let's deceive them nice get inside and I'll rustle up some bandages the hell you're dead wait is it just you cuz you're [ __ ] there you go Fireball to the face I'll attack you with my off hand [ __ ] come on guys open your eyes and then I'll sing the song of my people aarion my bro you're in front of him there you go e [ __ ] oh [Music] [ __ ] wait what did he got like distracted by my awful music and aarin just stab him in the back oh someone's here wait can I just sneak past them oh I can blow this up and yeah oh we're all in combat now I can invoke a clone or something right wow all right we can distract them with this here you go is that a cat isar thing aarion H Miss how do you like that and come on man wind spell is so useful because I can tell Target two people at a time like this oh oh [ __ ] what what now what now oh [ __ ] just dazed oh my God why I know it's like a 30% to hit but come on H finally something hit you see he's Frozen with the body oh and she's there down for the last one oh wow all right and Target him oh my God finally no lock no handle how does it open uh with fire IGN there you go it's open where am I oh oh my God it connects to here wow wait my far's not effective what do I do now oh this might be a problem so I'm assuming that the key is on that tomb so I go I really I really need to get it huh oh this should be easy I got tons of bonuses and I think this guy is proficient in lock piing as well so wait customized dice I can do that nah I'll stick to the original one BR holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh thank God then get the hell out open sesame nice enom scub armed scribes take take everything take take it take it take it take it all right this better be treasure in here wait wait are these the guys that I took weapons from like these guys uh have their own weapons but since I took them they don't have anything here you go take this nice oh wait they can still use magic eh that's fine oh my God everyone's collapsing on our position oh my God bro what is going on oh my God why why am I missing all over what the [ __ ] I mean I like it if they're missing for my benefit [Music] but all right that fight was so stupid this better be worth it and if this is a boss fight I'm [ __ ] oh don't be a boss fight don't be a boss fight now I have a question for thee what is the worth of a single mortal's life if I'm sticking to what I said in the first few hours of this game uh everyone is a bait but me all right wait I just I just have the option to attack him D your weapons as you wish all right let's get it ah yeah well shut up fine hast thou finished we will see each other again at the proper time and place farewell don't run from me you [ __ ] when one tries and fails so many times it is often named Shut Up Moving ahead bro stop running hast thou considered this is a waste of mortal [Laughter] energy we meet again as predicted I shall be here in my Camp attack him thou Hast need of my services I love that I have the option to steal attack let us see how long iine fine fine fine fine hast thou seen the futility of thy actions you are incredibly annoying Thou Art not the first to say as much Dost thou need my services attack oh there's no more options to attack skeletons aren't supposed to be able to talk true correct are you not going to explain further no attack very well Dost thou need my services uh fine amending of the threads between life and death should thou or any of thy comp Patriots perish I will so he can rest uh our teammates or something and look very ugly doing it amusing I'm just being a dick to him I don't know why oh hello right zoru was right yellow was a to twice as enough gawking get me down uh uh only if you say please oh that's actually an option yes never oh I can just attack her straight up but uh wait how can you not break through this it's just made of wood like you have a sword right one day I'll catch a break you and I both open the bloody gate open the gate damnable what the hell provoke the blade and suffer it sting uh sneak melee get back that [ __ ] all right he's using [Music] rally range attack uh this guy and then activate your a and surge then hit them again don't miss [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I got greased he missed stuck hold on all right nice [Music] Tor easy charm person bug 36% uh go for it [ __ ] Tor that was the last of them inside all of you more may follow open the gate so I leveled up and I was hovering over the Warlock options and they get eldrich blast like eldrich as in like cthulu and [ __ ] oh my God sign me up the great old one hell yeah and who the hell are you with with a the armored manes conscious wait since it's unconscious can I like loot the body or something he's here he's here he's here I damn near die at the hands of goblins I mean that sounds like a skill issue to me but all right what's the point in blades and spells if we don't bloody use them we should stay these people aren't Fighters we can help wait helping people eh in cres cier a formal greeting begins with a bow this monster with you oh my God you heard the woman bow yeah let's antagonize them bow you [ __ ] lower oh my God you saw another GI where up you can keep your innards you're not going to eviscerate him I was hoping for a show me too call it heads or tails uh I think it's Tails bro you were witnessed a [ __ ] you're headed for the cells wait am I really scared of this thing uh we'll intimidate him hey you're free to go this wait really I chucked the child into the freaking Ravine ring of infinite wishes what bring up persistance to end what is this all right that is such a scam that I'm gonna throw you again yeah walk it off kid you were witnessed assaulting someone you're headed for the cells nuh uh this is the place where one of those little shits run off to so we're going to see what's inside wait bro did I injured myself next time the Goblins come I'll be ready yeah right I'll throw you to the Goblins go on give me a Best Shot boo you suck I can't do it enough kid I believe in you you can do this wait I can antagonize the child even more you're useless go home ignore her I go on now oh maybe this place has loot or something stop this place is off limits leave no in a secluded place all alone it would be too easy to do away with her far beneath your talents oh my God here weo oh [ __ ] you note her Grimace of pain something is wrong with her legs she's helpless you could ensure she never stands again oh oh [ __ ] here we go the symphon I like how starting room your head every toe SN wait did I actually do it again damn all right everyone L her [ __ ] why you planning on telling me stealing is wrong I mean who's there please keep your distance you're welcome to shelter here but we've grave injuries to tend to so if a lot of them are injured uh can I just take their [ __ ] she slaughtered countless refugees fleeing that sounds like someone I want on my team she butchered an entire family without Mercy hell yeah this is the Sword of Justice L by tear I've wielded it since I saw my o wait uh I get something out of it it's all I have uh but it's yours all right let's do [Music] this I'm so glad I found wait who the [ __ ] State your purpose or die wait wait I'm not your enemy we'll see about that you're all anyone talks about in The Grove what hearing all you've done inspired me I punted children into the freaking Ravine that inspired you what the [ __ ] what do you mean as you help us what if we're getting a new B companion uh maybe I should take out Shadow heart because I'm pretty sure that Bard in this game has heals as well and they also make attacks stronger I think I don't know I'm just going with the RPG genre that I know uh sure then well played because I was moments away from getting on my knees you open your eyes with a Lurch what and you are not in your bed what you stand a body [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how did no one woke up to this H am I crazy or what I mean I am of course I'm going to hide the body what the [ __ ] in lumbering style you have gotten away with murder what do you mean I have so much blood in my hands what the hell what the [ __ ] how is that stealth hello yes hey did you hear any screaming last night speak what about you you heard anything something the matter yeah one of us died and you didn't hear it waste a step oh hello running hot uh wait I think I know what to do that's what it was for right uh water barrel throw try toward fate your violence hasn't gone unnoticed it's about to be returned in kind wait am I not supposed to do that wonder if the gods are watching me no the gods are not watching you I feel like I did something wrong but all right remove her head oh my God I love how my companions are just watching this what is going on comes free all right that was easy what does she have oh wait she's that demon that the paladins are talking about hello oh [ __ ] can they examine it any sign of the tling fiend here you go just CHS It To The Ground thank you as promised oh there's my reward and then and then this fight should be easier right cuz I just stuck his weapon hasn't gone unnoticed good how the [ __ ] did I miss that what the jump here and we attack him [ __ ] all right summon your weapon here and maybe we can still attack him what the hell all right then push you nice bro what the [Music] hell nice nice all right we'll take your [ __ ] oh I can still Lo the head what the hell I'm liking the game so far and if you like to see more uh just click the like button down below and consider subscribing thanks [Music] bye

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Length: 32min 14sec (1934 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 25 2023