I Played Baldur's Gate 3 as Twilight Sparkle

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-Sophie: Are you excited? -Penny: I’m so excited. -Sophie: Are you excited? -Penny: I’m so excited. -Sophie: I’m so excited too! -Penny: It is so good to be with you here today. - -Penny: Thank you for joining me. - -Penny: Thank you for joining me. -Sophie: Of course! -Sophie: Thank you for getting my copy of the game -Sophie: so I could be here! -Penny: Hey, that was supposed to be under the table... [Laughter] [♪♪♪] -Penny: We're going to play Baldur's Gate 3 Uh, this- This’ll be my first experience with the franchise, but it's not my first experience with Larian, because, of course, you know, and I’ve also talked about this before, I... love, love, love Divitiny Original Sin 2 Just to go ahead and set this expectation: Not a full playthrough, not a full playthrough, not a full playthrough, not a full playthrough. I have turned off nudity. If you are a freak like that, then feel free to do your own thing. -Sophie: I've kept mine on, so I’ll make sure to vividly describe what you’re missing in every scene. -Penny: I think most... most people... I- I sometimes start a sentence, and I have literally no idea where I’m going with it. And I need- I need to stop doing that. -Sophie: The worst is when you start it up with, like, the setup for a joke, and you don’t have a punchline ready yet, and then it doesn’t come in time. -Penny: What the deal with... uhhh... me? [Laughter] -Sophie: Look at this little cutie... -Penny: Little guy? -Sophie: Look at this little cutie... -Penny: Little guy? -Sophie: Ew, ew! -Penny: Oooh, yuck! [Laughter] -Sophie: Ew, ew! -Penny: Chat, look away! -Penny: Hey, that’s me! Not the worm, but the one... The one the worm just did that thing to. -Sophie: I’m playing as the worm. -Penny: You’re the worm? -Sophie: I’m playing as the worm. -Penny: You’re the worm? -Sophie: Yeah! I told you I was taking over a character... -Penny: Sophie... -Sophie: Yeah! I told you I was taking over a character... -Penny: Why’d you pick the worm? [Laughter] -Sophie: Yeah! I told you I was taking over a character... -Penny: Why’d you pick the worm? [Laughter] -Sophie: [Laughter] -Sophie: I wanna wiggle! -Penny: You can choose either a custom character or you can choose an origin character. Uh, if you don't choose to play any of these, all of them have the option to be your party member, That's the way it was in Divinity. So if you don't like these as protags, they can be your friends! -Sophie: I- I’ve been all up in, like, role-playing games lately, -Sophie: I just did a full 100% New Vegas playthrough, -Sophie: I’ve been playing a few, like, other CRPGs, -Penny: Yeah. -Sophie: I’ve been playing a few, like, other CRPGs, -Sophie: I’ve been playing a few, like, other CRPGs, -Sophie: And I still am, like, I can’t pick the mean dialogue options... -Sophie: I can’t do it... [Laughter] -Penny: Yeah! [Laughter] -Sophie: I can’t do it... [Laughter] -Penny: I’ll- I’ll go into a new RPG of any kind and be like, “What kind of interesting character am I going to play this time?” And then I make, like, heroic Penny Parker, savior of the Realm, always the nicest person in every interaction. [Shadowheart In-Game] “My Lady Shar tasked me with a...” [To The Tune Of “Baby Shark”] -Penny: Lady Shar, do, do, do-do, do-do, Lady Shar... -Penny: So, I will be going with a custom character, because I’m a streamer, and I have not experienced ego death yet, so... Thinking I will play... an elf? Not to be basic... I guess- I guess the most basic is human, but... -Sophie: I am right in the middle, I’m half-elf. [Laugh] -Penny: I'm trying to consider whether or not I want to make Twilight Sparkle. -Sophie: [Laughter] -Sophie: Would you regret it after 20 hours of gameplay, is the question? -Penny: Absolutely not. -Sophie: Alright! Then I think you should go for it. -Penny: Sorry, I feel like every time I have you on stream, it's pony time. -Penny: But I guess it’s always pony time with Penny Parker. - -Penny: But I guess it’s always pony time with Penny Parker. -Sophie: I’m not complaining! I’m- I’m alright with pony time. -Penny: I think if you pick a warlock, you actually get like... ...dialog interaction with your patron. -Sophie: Is that going to be Princess Celestia? -Penny: Oh, my God. [Laughter] -Sophie: “Dear Patron, here’s what I learned about friendship today...” -Penny: “Dear Princess Celestia... nat 1.” -Penny: With Warlock I get Eldritch Blast. ♪ Eldritch Serious, Eldritch Delirious, go into the woods and call that Eldritch Mysterious. ♪ -Sophie: I’m making a Bard. -Penny: Woah! -Sophie: I’m making a Bard. -Penny: Woah! -Sophie: Yeah! I’m gonna play the funny lute. -Sophie: Yeah! I’m gonna play the funny lute. -Penny: Mage Hand is a really good cantrip for, like, a Twilight Sparkle character. -Penny:Inscrutable goals, gaining strange powers over entropy and the mind... Which is... more like Discord than Celestia, so... -Sophie: Mm-hmm. -Penny: God, I’m so sorry... -Sophie: Mm-hmm. -Penny: ...that I am who I am. [Laughter] -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: ...that I am who I am. [Laughter] -Sophie: We played ponies together! -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: We played ponies together! -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: We’re each- we’re past that wall, Penny! -Penny: That’s true, yeah... -Sophie: We’re each- we’re past that wall, Penny! -Penny: That’s true, yeah... -Sophie: We can ponies together! -Penny: I just... would like to be able to talk about anything else. -Sophie: We can ponies together! -Penny: I just... would like to be able to talk about anything else. - -Penny: But my sick brain... - -Penny: But my sick brain... -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: That’s not true, I cherish every moment I get to think about Applejack. -Penny: Hellish Rebuke. [Laugh] [As Twilight Sparkle] “Princess Celestia says ‘die.’ Okay?” Protect an ally against the attacks and powers of aberrations, celestials... [As Twilight Sparkle] “I don’t need protection from Celestia!” -Sophie: That's some centrist magic right there. -Penny: Protection from evil and good? More like protection from... friends. “You're curious and well-read, with an unending thirst for knowledge...” That is, quite literally, perfect. -Sophie: Uh-huh! -Penny: What does Twilight Sparkle look like? - -Penny: What does Twilight Sparkle look like? -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: I feel like you’re the expert here! -Penny: I don't personally want to go by the book of Equestria Girls... In terms of, like, character design philosophy, because I don’t like the character designs in those movies. [Baldur’s Gate 3 OST “Down By The River” Playing In-Game] -Penny: Damn, this vocalist is fucking it up. -Sophie: They put graphics in this game. -Penny: They did, they put a lot of them in there. -Sophie: They put graphics in this game. -Sophie: How’d they even get those in there? My computer’s... It's just rocks. -Penny: Metallic tint level? Glossy tint level... [Reading Chat, Laughing] “That’s full of toxins...” Well, you know what they say... Live a good life, not a long one. I'm putting metallics on the lips. I’m sorry, World Health Organization. [Laughter] I'm here to slay. This Barbie has developed an asbestos immunity. -Sophie: That's my favorite cantrip! Asbestos... consumption. -Penny: Asbestos immunity... -Sophie: That's my favorite cantrip! Asbestos... consumption. -Penny: Do they have Twilight’s terf bangs? -Sophie: [Wheeze] -Sophie: Don’t say that about her! -Penny: I call it like I see it! -Sophie: Don’t say that about her! -Penny: It needs to- It needs to be straighter... -Penny: First time I’ve ever said that. -Sophie: Yeah, I was gonna- [Laughter] -Penny: I- I have been considering growing my hair out a little more. -Sophie: I want my hair out long. -Sophie: I want- I want my hair to go down to my freakin’ knees. -Penny: Damn! [Laughter] -Penny: That Pentecostal look. Mustard hair. [Laughter] [Reading Chat] “How stressed is she?” She’s stressed, but in a- like, a cute, magic, “developed by Hasbro Corporation™” kind of way. -Penny: I'm not just going to name her Twilight. -Sophie: Too on the nose. -Penny: Woman... Yeah, that’s pretty good. -Sophie: Horse... -Penny: I’m not naming her horse! -Sophie: Horse... -Penny: This is also going to be my personal playthrough character. -Sophie: So horsie. -Penny: Yeah! Exactly. -Sophie: So horsie. -Penny: I'm looking into the vast cosmic crystal ball of my mind... -Penny: One moment... -Sophie: You’re doin’ the Sherlock fucking, like, deduction graphics. -Sophie: You’re swishin’ away different names... -Penny: It's more vast than I think I gave it credit for, hold on, I’m still looking. -Sophie: That’s okay. -Penny: To give you a visual for the last, like, minute, I’ve had my eyes closed and my fingers on my temples. -Sophie: I felt that energy from you. -Penny: I think she’s Talia. -Sophie: Talia’s a really cute name. -Penny: Took me awhile to find it. -Penny: I actually found it at a Costco, weirdly enough. -Sophie: Did you have to get it, like, in bulk with a bunch of other names, or..? -Penny: Yeah. Now I got fucking David sitting over here. [Laughter] -Penny: What am I going to do with this one? -Sophie: Well, you know, at least it was- It wasn't too expensive. -Penny: Like, I got a- I got a cup of Dunkin’ tea right here. -Sophie: Well, you know, at least it was- It wasn't too expensive. -Penny: Like, I got a- I got a cup of Dunkin’ tea right here. - -Penny: That could be David, but then I gotta throw this away. - -Penny: That could be David, but then I gotta throw this away. -Sophie: [Giggling] -Penny: I paid good money for that. - -Penny: I paid good money for that. -Sophie: It’s Dunkin’, not David’s Tea. -Penny: Exactly! -Sophie: It’s Dunkin’, not David’s Tea. -Penny: America doesn't fucking run on David! As much as I'm sure he'd love that. You know, there's a whole second section of character customers. -Sophie: There’s a whole second section of character customizer! -Penny: Yeah that- That second part is very interesting to me because now it’s like, -Penny: “You need a guardian,” originally it was like, “Who do you dream about.” -Sophie: Oh! That's the one that you do the sex with. -Penny: Oh! I didn’t know that. -Sophie: Oh! That's the one that you do the sex with. -Penny: Oh! I didn’t know that. -Sophie: Yeah, no, there was a post, and it was like, -Sophie: “I can’t believe this game makes you be gay, I’m uninstalling!” -Sophie: And it’s like, “They asked you what you dream about, like, you made this...” -Sophie: And he’s like, “Ah, just because I dream about guys doesn’t mean I’m gay!” -Penny: I w- I- I want this one off the record, she’s got kind of a MILF-y vibe. -Sophie: Yeah, okay, off the record. Er, uh, by the way... [Away From Mic] -Sophie: Hey, Duke, darling, do you have a pen? -Penny: NO! -Penny: Hold on... wait a moment... -Penny: Stop and turn it around and... rove it. [Laughter] -Sophie: What does that mean!? -Penny: Don't ask me things. -Penny: This is- This is me after I, uh, I come home from running errands, And I log onto Final Fantasy XIV Online: A Realm Reborn. [Quiet Laughter] I'm not, like, a shipping person, but... I'm ruminating on which Mane Six member is the cutest with Twilight. -Sophie: Who's that one wizard that she fights with all the time? -Penny: Trixie? [Laughter] - -Penny: Trixie? [Laughter] -Sophie: Trixie. [Laughter] -Sophie: Toxic yuri! -Penny: The great and powerful Trixie! -Sophie: Toxic yuri! -Penny: You could say this is Sunset Shimmer if you want, based on the color palette that I’m going for here. -Penny: So just to make sure: I get to have sex with this character...? -Sophie: I have no idea. [Laughter] -Penny: I'm just asking because you mentioned it earlier! -Penny: Sophie mentioned it earlier! -Sophie: I don't know, I’m not- I don’t remember bringing it up, -Sophie: I think, Penny, I think this came out of nowhere... -Penny: I am fining you for $20,000 of emotional damages. -Sophie: I don’t have the kind of pocket money! -Penny: Well... -Sophie: I don’t have the kind of pocket money! -Penny: Well... -Sophie: What!? -Penny: Play stupid games... -Sophie: What!? -Sophie: Baldur’s Gate 3’s not stupid! -Penny: Hey, what the fuck? Larian Studios is about to ban me from Larian.com. -Penny: Alright. Yeah, let's- Let's do it. -Sophie: Hell yeah! -Penny: Oh, my God, finally. -Sophie: That was a really long nap. Wow, that worm... -Penny: Yeah, that’s- [Laughter] -Sophie: That was a really long nap. Wow, that worm... -Penny: [Worm Voice] “I just wanted to make sure you had no more tension in your shoulders...” -Penny: This guy’s about to jack off... -Sophie: Oh, my God. -Penny: Oh, no... - [Wilhelm Scream] -Penny: Oh, no... - [Wilhelm Scream] -Penny: Ah! Thanos! - -Penny: Ah! Thanos! -Sophie: I just heard, uh, a Wilhelm scream. -Penny: The production value... - -Penny: The production value... -Sophie: Oh, my God, yeah. -Penny: This is- This is that- This is that D&D money. -Sophie: Oh, my God, yeah. -Penny: This is- This is that- This is that D&D money. -Sophie: Yeah, they got that Wizards of the Coast cash. -Penny: Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo, yuck! -Sophie: Yeah, they got that Wizards of the Coast cash. -Penny: Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo, yuck! -Sophie: I love this... -Penny: I’m watching a movie. -Penny: Three. -Sophie: Three! -Penny: That’s fucking incredible. -Penny: But remember, kids, the true mind flayer is marijuana. [Laughter] -Penny: Hello! -Sophie: Hello! -Penny: Hello! -Sophie: Hi! -Penny: Oh, my God, hi! -Sophie: Hi! -Penny: Oh, my God, hi! -Sophie: Hi! Here, let me see if I can play my lute... -Penny: Woah... -Sophie: Hi! Here, let me see if I can play my lute... -Sophie: Wow, my eyes are bright, I can’t see shit. -Sophie: We just woke up from a mind flayer nap, and we're, like, doin’... -Sophie: We’re doin’ laps, we’re doin’ a little jog to get- -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: We’re doin’ laps, we’re doin’ a little jog to get- -Sophie: To wake our muscles up. -Penny: Well, I- I’ve been sleeping for a long time. -Sophie: To wake our muscles up. -Penny: I have to get my steps in! -Sophie: Ohh, you wanna go? -Penny: I was gonna... -Penny: Get outta here! Get outta here! -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: No! Awe, shit! -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: No! Awe, shit! -Sophie: Oh, on your ass! -Penny: You got me from behind. -Sophie: Oh, on your ass! -Penny: So let me, uh, let me roll. -Sophie: Pfft. -Penny: “You don’t know shit.” -Penny: I will simply reach towards it. -Sophie: Get your fingers in there. -Penny: Ow! [Laughter] -Sophie: Get your fingers in there. -Penny: Ow! [Laughter] -Sophie: PFFWAH! [Laughter] -Penny: Not to use this word, but it feels so immersive. -Sophie: Ew. Oh! Gross door. -Penny: Yeah, it's very yucky. It’s made of skin and guts. [Narrator In-Game] “The exposed brain quivers in expectation.” -Sophie: Oh, I love this game’s narrator. -Penny: Me too. -Penny: Die. -Sophie: Ew! [Laughter] -Penny: Sorry. -Sophie: You didn't have to get your fingers in there! -Penny: Sometimes you gotta get up close and personal... -Sophie: I guarantee you there is not a sink in here to wash those hands off. -Penny: Think again! Smashes this thing. -Penny: Books, books, books, books. - -Penny: Books, books, books, books. -Sophie: Books! -Penny: I love books! -Sophie: Books! -Penny: I can’t bring the books with me... All this knowledge, lost! -Penny: What am I going to do? Oh, Celestia’s gonna kill me... -Penny: Oh, you got the cutscene! Cool. - -Penny: Oh, you got the cutscene! Cool. -Sophie: I did, I’m so sorry. -Penny: Your character’s so cute- No! Don’t apologize, I love it. -Sophie: I did, I’m so sorry. -Penny: Your character’s so cute- No! Don’t apologize, I love it. -Sophie: Yeah! She’s so cute. I love her. -Sophie: Oh, you’re in here too! -Penny: Yeah! -Penny: Woah! [Lae’zel In-Game] “This is your end.” -Penny: She’s just a bard! -Sophie: Yeah! What the- I’m, like, not a threat. [Lae’zel In-game] “Within days, we will be ghaik.” -Sophie: We’ll be gay!? -Penny: Within days we will be gay. -Sophie: We’ll be gay!? -Penny: Within days we will be gay. -Sophie: Well, that’s not too bad! -Penny: Ah, way ahead of you on that. -Penny: Ew! Stop eatin’ that. -Sophie: I like ‘em. I think they’re kinda cute. -Penny: That’s not a bowl of cereal. -Sophie: It’s just their dinner! -Sophie: Look! See? They got a big old smile. -Penny: [Laughter] -Penny: I’m so happy about this! -Sophie: I’m gonna call them stupid. [Laughter] -Penny: You just have an insult button? -Sophie: I do! I get Power Word: Insult. -Penny: Fucking shove this guy. -Sophie: Push ‘em. -Penny: Dumb ass! -Sophie: Push ‘em. -Penny: Dumb ass! -Sophie: Get the hell outta here, you nerd! [Lae’zel In-Game] “You are wasting time.” -Sophie: I think she's too busy for chit-chat. -Penny: She- she wants us to make ourselves useful. -Sophie: I think she's too busy for chit-chat. -Sophie: Ohh, wow, and my- My song’s not useful enough for you, or...? [Lae’zel In-Game] “Touch nothing without knowing its purpose.” -Sophie: Oh, I really wanna touch everything -Sophie: without knowing its purpose right now... -Penny: I’m touching this, I’m touching this. -Sophie: without knowing its purpose right now... -Penny: Ooh! - -Penny: Ooh! -Sophie: Here, I’ll try now. -Penny: Damn it! -Sophie: Here, I’ll try now. -Penny: Damn it! -Sophie: No! It didn’t work! -Penny: This guy needs to go in the hole. NOW! -Sophie: What the hell? I’m gonna play a song about it. -Penny: Perform “The Queen’s High Seas” about it. -Penny: Throw, improvise... disengage... -Penny: Oh! -Sophie: Well... Ope. -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: Well... Ope. -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: “There’s magic at work here.” -Penny: “Determine what kind.” is what she says out loud. -Penny: I’m placing my hoof on it. I mean, my hand. That was weird... -Penny: Will the pod to open... -Penny: I don't know. Will the pod to open? -Sophie: [Snort] -Sophie: I think it will, ‘cause it’s got a difficulty of 2. -Penny: I think the pod will to open. -Penny: Oh! [Laughter] - -Penny: Oh! [Laughter] -Sophie: Pfft. [Laughter] -Sophie: Pfft. [Laughter] -Penny: Sorry... -Sophie: Pfft. [Laughter] -Penny: Sorry... -Sophie: Eat shit. -Penny: Her thing! - -Penny: Her thing! -Sophie: Oh, is that her D20? -Penny: What’s that? [Shadowheart In-Game] “It’s nothing. Trust me.” -Penny: Sure doesn’t look like nothin’... -Sophie: Looks like some sort of 20 sided device... -Sophie: Oh, my God, I just realized how good the portraits are for our custom characters. -Penny: Oh, my God! -Sophie: Right? That looks like drawn art! -Penny: What the fuck!? -Sophie: AH! -Penny: Hey- -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: Wah, shit! -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: Mage Hand, go pick this motherfucker up. -Sophie: You’re just floating around... -Penny: I’m comin’... -Sophie: You’re just floating around... -Penny: Come here, doggy! -Sophie: You look like The Lich’s hand in Adventure Time. [Narrator In-Game] “Commanding the person inside to... change.” -Sophie: It’s a clothes changer pod... -Penny: Yeah. -Sophie: Oh no, oh no... -Penny: Yeah, I don’t know if it’s a clothes situation... -Sophie: Oh no, oh no... -Penny: Ew! -Sophie: I’m beginning to think that this hotel we’re at is not the best. -Penny: Yeah, I really should have paid more attention to the reviews. -Penny: I think about the fourth time we read the word “tentacle” was about the moment -Penny: When it should’ve become a red flag. -Penny: Yeah, but it was so cheap! -Sophie: It only cost our minds! -Sophie: Where’d you lose all that health? -Penny: I, uh, walked through the fire and the flames. - -Penny: I, uh, walked through the fire and the flames. -Sophie: Oh. [Laughter] Here you go. -Penny: But I... But I didn’t carry on. -Sophie: Oh. [Laughter] Here you go. -Penny: I do have... custom underwear. [Laughter] -Sophie: Oh, to be the modeler for the cast of underwear in this game. -Penny: I know, right? -Sophie: I’m gonna keep an eye out for better undies, because my undies suck. -Penny: God, I love how violent this game is. - -Penny: God, I love how violent this game is. -Sophie: I love it. -Penny: So juicy. -Sophie: I love it. -Penny: So juicy. -Sophie: I’m a big fan of blood, guts, ‘n’ gore. -Penny: Oh me too, yeah. -Sophie: I’m a big fan of blood, guts, ‘n’ gore. [Lae’zel In-Game] “We will deal with the ghaik after we escape.” -Penny: She's so homophobic. -Sophie: I know, it’s digusting. -Sophie: Wow, that guy has a lotta health! -Penny: We’re- We’re- We’re running past. - -Penny: We’re getting to the console, essentially. - -Penny: We’re getting to the console, essentially. -Sophie: Okay, okay. -Penny: No! -Sophie: No, you’re good! -Penny: The game keeps wanting me to be on fire in a- in a way that I don't appreciate. [Lae’zel In-Game] “Hurry - before they strike!” -Penny: Hollywood CEOs be like. -Penny: Remember, this is a D&D game, so we can do whatever the hell we want. -Penny: Do any of these fuckers ever roll a D20, and then- -Penny: Ew! -Sophie: They’re holding hands! -Sophie: It’s like Avatar... -Sophie: We’re gettin’ a good look at that custom underwear right now. [Laughter] -Penny: And that’s the end of the game! -Sophie: I think that game was pretty good. -Penny: Yeah, it was, uh, definitely shorter, which, uh, honestly, some people might enjoy. -Sophie: They set a new standard and so I think we have to respect that, y’know, -Sophie: The- The scope is just unsustainable to get any bigger than this. -Penny: This stuff is so cool. -Sophie: Oh this guy’s just... “Hey, what’s up?” -Penny: Ohoho, hey. -Sophie: [Laughter] He’s just hangin’ out. -Penny: Oh, no! -Sophie: [Laughter] He’s just hangin’ out. -Penny: Oh, no! -Sophie: I think you just got decked with a rock. -Penny: Talia! -Sophie: I think you just got decked with a rock. [Narrator In-Game] “The tadpole is a death sentence, and the clock is ticking. You need a cure.” -Sophie: I think I have a crush on this narrator. -Penny: I know! -Penny: Her fucking voice is so soothing. -Sophie: Uh, Shadowheart’s invisible for me. -Penny: Yeah, me too. -Sophie: Okay, cool! -Penny: Uh, I have seen this cutscene, she is on the ground and we are currently looking at her D20. -Sophie: Well, I'm gonna wake her up. [Laughter] [Shadowheart In-Game] “You’re alive. I’m alive.” -Sophie: I’m, like, looking around, like, “Are you sure?” -Penny: [Laughter] D20! -Sophie: I’m, like, looking around, like, “Are you sure?” -Penny: Ohh, that’s no good. -Sophie: I’m, like, looking around, like, “Are you sure?” -Penny: Ohh, that’s no good. -Sophie: D20... -Penny: Oh, that’s... That’s a little unfortunate. -Sophie: D20... -Penny: Oh, that’s... That’s a little unfortunate. -Sophie: Ohh... [Shadowheart In-Game] “First things first. We need supplies, shelter...” -Penny: And most of all, skin. [Laughter] -Sophie: Look how confused I look. -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: Look how confused I look. -Penny: [Laughter] -Sophie: I am pondering. -Penny: I mean, yeah, me too. -Sophie: I am pondering. -Sophie: Okay, So I walked her around, and now my UI is gone and I can't change characters. -Penny: Wait... -Sophie: Oh, I broke the game. Ohhh, I broke the game. -Penny: Okay, Do we want to maybe reload? -Sophie: I'm stuck in a non-existent dialogue. -Penny: Let’s- Let’s reload. Let’s reload. -Penny: “My Little Pony The Movie: 2,” is the name of our save file. -Penny: Someone said, “I was worried the facial animations in cutscenes would be awkward,” -Penny: “but that Shadowheart cutscene proved me wrong.” [Laughter] -Sophie: The framerate dipped, which I imagine is- is- it means it’s really loadin’- -Sophie: Yeah, 80! Here we go. -Penny: 60 seems to be the real struggle point. -Sophie: That’s where they load in all the underwear. [Laughter] -Sophie: Look at my head. -Penny: What! [Laughter] -Penny: A bucket of fish! -Sophie: Ha-ha! -Penny: I’m taking the buckets of fish through the entire game. -Sophie: Your roleplay item, we found it! -Penny: Oh, no! -Sophie: No! -Sophie: We need to hold a funeral. -Penny: Uh, we need a sacrifice for the funeral... Shadowheart? -Sophie: Hey, check out the name of this book. [Laughter] -Penny: Wuh-oh. Wuh-oh. -Sophie: He’s a little quick guy. -Penny: They’re spry. -Penny: Wait, minor illusion... -Sophie: Oh, please, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Penny: Look at this cat! Have you noticed this cat? -Penny: Look at this cat! Have you noticed this cat? -Sophie: Nice! -Penny: Nice. Okay. -Sophie: Nice! -Penny: Nice. Okay. -Sophie: Get cooked. -Sophie: Oh, my God, I’m very close to death. -Penny: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got you. We got you. -Sophie: Death saving throws are scary. -Penny: We got it. -Sophie: Thank you! -Penny: Yeah. You- Get revenge. -Sophie: No! Fuck! -Penny: Did it miss!? -Sophie: No, I just did one fucking damage. -Penny: Okay, we are all, I believe, in hide mode... -Sophie: I love this little animation... -Penny: Yeah. So cute... -Sophie: I love this little animation... -Sophie: This is what I look like when I’m sneaking in to the fridge at 4 in the morning. -Penny: Yeah, you don’t- You don’t get a random rock pasted over your character model. [Narrator In-Game] “Magic Glitt-” -Penny: It... Magic what? [Gale In-Game] “A hand? Anyone?” -Sophie: I- I can see one. [Laughter] -Penny: Warlock, Charisma. Attune yourself to the sigil’s magic, then bid it to quiet down. -Penny: Yeah. Let’s do it. -Penny: Oh, my God! -Sophie: Oho, hey! -Penny: First nat 20 of the playthrough, baby! -Sophie: Oho, hey! -Penny: First nat 20 of the playthrough, baby! -Sophie: Fuck yeah. -Penny: And it was for something boring. -Penny: It’s a guy. Hello! -Sophie: Heya, handsome... [Gale In-Game] “Hello!” -Penny: [Laughter] What a nice smile. -Sophie: ‘Ello! -Sophie: This is a D&D-ass man, and I love him. -Penny: I love this- I love his facial expressions. -Sophie: He’s so fun! -Sophie: His little hand motions! -Penny: Love this guy. -Sophie: I'm bisexual. -Penny: Valid, valid, valid, valid. -Penny: Dear Princess Celestia. Today, I learned Beast Speech! -Sophie: While you're doing the level-ups, I gotta run to the bathroom real quick, -Sophie: So I’m gonna let you handle the- -Penny: NO worries. -Sophie: So I’m gonna let you handle the- -Sophie: I thought you just said NO! -Sophie: You stay here! -Penny: No! -Sophie: You stay here! -Sophie: Piss your pants! Alright, I’ll be back. -Penny: When you hit a creature with Eldritch Blast, you can push the creature up to 4.5 millimeters away from you. -Penny: Er... meters. [Laugh] Millimeters... -Penny: Most- Most useless buff of all time. -Penny: He’s all yours! -Sophie: Excellent! -Penny: The bisexual man is all yours. -Sophie: Excellent... -Sophie: My favorite kind of man... [Gimblebock In-Game] “Stop!” [Laughter] [Giblebock In-Game] “Got ourselves competition...” -Penny: Stop! -Penny: That ship is full of poisonous vapours. Probably demonic. I’d stay away. [Gimblebock In-Game] “Poisonous what...?” -Penny: Vapours. [Penny’s Character In-Game] “There’s something underneath here...” [Sophie’s Character In-Game] “There’s something underneath here...” [Laughter As The Characters Repeat The Same Line] -Penny: Quick, get Gale to do it. [Gale In-Game] “There’s something underneath here...” [All Characters Repeating “There’s Something Underneath Here”] -Sophie: I think we got a raid phrase. [Both Scream] [Laughter] -Sophie: Oh, fuck! -Sophie: I’m in combat! I’m in combat! [Penny Laughing Hysterically] -Sophie: I’m in combat! I’m in combat! [Both Laughing] -Penny: Well- Well now there’s definitely something underneath there! -Sophie: I’m crying... -Penny: I don’t... [Yelp] [Laughter] -Penny: Awe shit, here we go. -Penny: I’m not doing anything useful right now... -Sophie: That’s okay. -Penny: ‘Cause I’m playing. -Sophie: That’s okay. -Sophie: Play! No- It’s toys! Play with your toys! -Penny: It’s toy- [Laughter] -Sophie: Play! No- It’s toys! Play with your toys! -Penny: I’m going to throw a bottle of grease, and then set it on fire. -Sophie: Do you have anything to set it on fire with? -Penny: ...Magic. [Snort] [Laughter] -Sophie: Ew! -Sophie: That’s the grossest grea- That’s like the- -Sophie: That is literally the shit that is left on my pan after I make the ground beef. [Laughter] -Penny: Can I set the grease on fire...? - -Penny: I can! - -Penny: I can! -Sophie: Yeah, you can! -Penny: Uh, and now... Close the door. -Sophie: Uh-oh! You’re outside! -Penny: Uhh, that’s okay. I’m keeping you safe. -Sophie: Oh, thank you... So thoughtful... -Penny: I’m doing arson over here. -Sophie: Oh, God, time for their... -Penny: Wuh-oh! -Sophie: Oh, my God! -Penny: What did I say? -Penny: Doing hot girl shit... - -Penny: Doing hot girl shit... -Sophie: Ohh, dear God... -Penny: Doing hot girl shit... -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: Now more than ever. -Sophie: [Laughter] [Spike Impression] -Penny: I’m sorry, Twilight! It looks like the flames of hell have to take you! [Twilight Sparkle Impression] -Penny: I knew it was only a matter of time. -Sophie: Okay, what can I do with this turn...? -Penny: Whatever you want. The world’s your oy-oy-oyster. -Sophie: Okay, what can I do with this turn...? -Penny: Whatever you want. The world’s your oy-oy-oyster. -Sophie: Ohh, oy-oy-oy-oyster. -Penny: The world’s your oys- The world’s your woyster. -Sophie: There you go. -Penny: The oyster is your woyster. -Sophie: There you go. -Sophie: Oh, thank God. -Penny: Nice! -Sophie: Oh, thank God. -Penny: Ohohohoho! -Sophie: Ohoho! Get fucked! -Penny: Love to see it. -Sophie: Get fucking... blasted! [Laughter] -Penny: Hell yeah. -Sophie: I love Gale! -Penny: Well, now we’re in the fire, and they’re not. -Penny: And I'm out here, and he’s the- Where’s the sheriff? -Sophie: I'm going to mock this guy. -Penny: Ha-ha! -Penny: Piss yourself. Now. -Penny: I was- I was gonna put someone to sleep... -Sophie: Okay, perfect. -Penny: Oh I got it, I got it. -Sophie: Okay, perfect. -Sophie: Goodnight! -Sophie: Oh, my God, did they- -Penny: Why did you do- -Sophie: Oh, my God, did they- -Penny: Why did you do- -Sophie: They pushed him awake! -Penny: Oh, they pushed him awake! -Sophie: They pushed him awake! -Penny: Oh, they pushed him awake! -Sophie: Wait, that’s so cool! -Penny: ‘Kay... -Penny: Oh, no! -Sophie: Oh, there goes Gale. Fuck me! -Penny: Gonna have to return the favour. -Sophie: Get fucked. -Sophie: God damn- Why do you have one HP, man? [Laughter] -Sophie: Not okay. Fuck you. -Sophie: Are you kidding!? Zero!? -Sophie: Bullshit. -Penny: Where’s the consistency? -Sophie: Bullshit. -Sophie: Oh, my God, they can attack downed people! Oh, that’s scary. -Penny: Time to die. -Penny: Critical miss. - -Penny: Critical miss. -Sophie: Fuckin’ idiot. -Sophie: Idiot loser! -Penny: Woah! -Sophie: Alright, I take it back... -Penny: Shadowheart can’t do anything. - -Penny: Shadowheart can’t do anything. -Sophie: I know... -Penny: Except shove, dip, and jump. -Sophie: I know... [Laughter] -Penny: A shove, dip, and a jump! [Reading Chat] -Sophie: “Falling into that hole is like the worst possible option,” -Sophie: I- I’m feelin’ it. -Penny: Yeah. Yeah. That really put us in a bad way. -Penny: Don't... -Penny: Ohohoo! -Sophie: Hey, nice, nice, nice. -Sophie: I’m wigglin’, I’m dodgin’... -Sophie: I’m hamstrung. -Penny: No fucking way Sylas survived. -Sophie: I’m hamstrung. -Penny: You can do it. You can do it. -Sophie: Are you kid- How!? -Penny: What the fuck!? -Sophie: Are you kid- How!? -Penny: What the fuck!? -Sophie: That was 75! -Penny: I’m going to scream. -Sophie: That was 75! -Penny: I’m going to scream. -Sophie: Fuck you. -Sophie: When was our last save? -Penny: Oh, at the hole! -Sophie: Okay, thank God... -Penny: After you already fell in. -Sophie: Okay, thank God... -Sophie: Oh, Jesus... -Sophie: Okay, Talia can kill Cefrey. -Penny: Hi-yah! -Sophie: Okay, Talia can kill Cefrey. -Penny: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? -Sophie: NO! -Sophie: This is terrible! -Penny: It’s torturous at this point. -Sophie: I know... -Penny: There we go. -Sophie: Ohhh, party wipe. -Penny: Honestly? Thank God. -Sophie: Ohhh, party wipe. -Sophie: Yeah, that was terrible! -Penny: Ah shiet, -Penny: I was- I just said “shiet.” -Sophie: Shiet. -Penny: Shiet. -Sophie: Shiet. -Penny: Shiet. -Sophie: S-H-I-E-T. -Penny: If I cast Faerie Fire right here, I’ll hit Barton and Mari for 10 turns. -Sophie: Fuck yeah. Let’s do that. -Penny: Yeah. -Sophie: Fuck yeah. Let’s do that. -Penny: Nice! Okay... -Sophie: Awe, he saved on it. -Penny: Damn it! -Sophie: Alright, I've only got a 65 to hit him, but I'm still going to go for it. -Sophie: Let’s FUCKING go. -Sophie: And then close the door... -Penny: And that’ll be that! -Sophie: Excellent! -Sophie: It’s workin’! -Penny: We’re like a little cuckoo clock of death. [Laughter] -Sophie: Oh, I can blow them up right now! -Sophie: With the fire... With the- With the oil barrel. -Penny: Oh! -Sophie: With the fire... With the- With the oil barrel. -Penny: Do it, do it, do it. Do it, do it, do it. -Sophie: With the fire... With the- With the oil barrel. -Sophie: Oh, I did not know he was gonna MOVE- [Laughter] -Sophie: Honestly? Worth it. -Penny: Get napped! -Sophie: Get napped. -Penny: I love that animation. -Penny: Let me kill Torgga. -Sophie: Yeah, go ahead. -Penny: Goodnight. Forever... -Penny: Nice. -Sophie: There we go! -Penny: Cool. -Sophie: There we go! -Penny: Cool. -Sophie: Oh, thank goodness. -Penny: Holy moly. -Sophie: Oh, thank goodness. -Sophie: Alright, let’s get lootin’. -Penny: Let’s do some lootin’. -Sophie: Oh, my God, Penny, read the description for Gale’s underwear. -Penny: Netherese Briefs, energy crackles around these. Gale wouldn’t... surely he didn’t enchant his... [Laughter] -Penny: Oh, cool! -Sophie: Oh, this is so cute! -Penny: Long rests give you a whole fucking camping instance to run around in, -Penny: and you even get, like, camp clothes and everybody has, like, little story things goin’ on, -Penny: Hi, Gale! -Sophie: He’s not saying anything, he’s- [Gale In-Game] “Go to Hell.” -Sophie: Woah! -Penny: He said something after all! -Sophie: And good evening to you too! -Penny: This, like, scruffed up rustic camp outfit look? -Penny: It’s doin’ a lot for Sylas, I think. -Sophie: Uh-huh. -Penny: Hello... -Penny: Oh, my God... What the fuck...? -Penny: Sorry, I’m a gay person. [Shadowheart In-Game] “Each hour that passes, the thing inside us grows.” -Penny: The thing inside us is gross. -Penny: What’s the story with that odd little artefact you have? [Shadowheart In-Game] “There’s no story. None that you’re entitled to hear, anyway.” -Penny: It’s 2023, isn’t everyone entitled? -Sophie: [Snort] Penny... [Laughter] -Penny: This plaque is covered in Spider's Web. -Penny: Woah! And now, Gale. -Penny: Spike! They have “The Mortal View: Eyewitness Accounts of the Bhaalspawn Crisis!” -Penny: This cleric of the Lady of Loss, unclaimed despite her worthiness, might yet have one more lesson to learn: -Penny: That not of forgetting, but being forgotten. -Sophie: These friendship lessons are getting really philosophical. [Applejack Impression] -Penny: Uh, sugarcube? Perhaps you got something a little, uh... cheerier? -Penny: Grobian Tipple, Ilmater - Drowning. -Sophie: Il Mater, ain’t that that guy from Cars? -Sophie: Ain't that that guy from Cars? [Extraordinarily Brief Canned Laughter] [Extraordinarily Brief Canned Laughter] [Real Laughter] -Penny: No lock, no handle, how does it open? -Sophie: With fire. -Sophie: Damn! -Sophie: Oh, there’s a lever back here! -Penny: Oh, look at that! [Sophie’s Character In-Game] “I wonder what that did...” -Penny: Surely it didn’t open the door. -Sophie: I think that that would be crazy. -Penny: Easy-Peasy. -Sophie: This game’s actually bad. It’s too easy. -Penny: It’s actually- Yeah. It’s too- It’s too easy. It’s for babies. -Sophie: So, I think if we open any of these sarcophaguses, the... the gargoyles are gonna go off. -Penny: What else can we do in here? Let’s see... - -Penny: What else can we do in here? Let’s see... -Sophie: What we could theoretically do, is... -Sophie: Get out of here, and have your Mage Hand open the thing. -Penny: Mage Hand, close the door. [Laughter] [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “I got this. Let’s go.” [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “Time to go pokin’ and sniffin’ around...” [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “Ohh, there’s a lotta shit around here...” -Sophie: Can you open the sarcophagus? -Penny: [Evil Laughter] -Sophie: Can you open the sarcophagus? [Raspy Voice] -Penny: It’s either too heavy, or uninteractable. -Sophie: Oh, shit, can Mage Hand not open stuff? [Raspy Voice] -Penny: I think they designed this around being able to use Mage Hand... -Sophie: Damn! [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “I’m sorry to report that your idea’s a fucky-wucky little mistake. -Sophie: Wow. Your Mage Hand’s kinda rude... -Penny: What’s that button? -Sophie: Oh, God, do I... Do I? -Penny: Maybe Mage Hand could interact with the button. -Sophie: Ooh! That actually could do. -Penny: [Raspy Voice] Ehehe... I see you come crawlin’ back. - -Penny: [Raspy Voice] “Ehehe... I see you come crawlin’ back.” -Sophie: Awe, no, not this guy again! [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “I can interact with the button, it seems!” [Clunk] -Sophie: Huh.. [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “What did that do...?” -Sophie: I can open it now! -Penny: Really? -Sophie: Oh, it’s still gonna be trapped, though... -Sophie: Yep! (x15) -Penny: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! -Sophie: Yep! (x15) -Penny: Ahaha... -Sophie: Yep! (x15) -Penny: We can just leave. -Sophie: Yeah. -Penny: Come back later. -Sophie: Yeah. -Sophie: We saved our progress in My Little Pony: The Movie 3. -Penny: We have MLP: The Movie 3! -Sophie: Honestly? Not the best. -Sophie: The ending was a little sudden. -Penny: It was also really violent. -Sophie: Bad news. We cannot just leave. -Sophie: Can we plug the vents? Oh, my God, can we plug the vents? -Penny: Oh, shit! -Sophie: This is D&D shit! I love this! -Penny: This might be it. -Sophie: It totally worked! -Penny: Oh, my God! -Sophie: It totally worked! -Penny: Well, okay. We still got hit. A lot. -Sophie: It totally worked! -Penny: Well, okay. We still got hit. A lot. -Sophie: Well... -Penny: Could we block the gargoyles, maybe? -Sophie: We absolutely could. -Penny: [Gasp] I can just put it right there! [Laughter] -Sophie: Also, why’s it sideways!? -Penny: Da-da-da-da! Da! -Sophie: Let’s go...! -Sophie: Ooo! It did not work. -Penny: Decent idea. -Sophie: That’s okay, though, ‘cause I just dodged it with my incredible legs. -Sophie: Does this... turn off? -Penny: Well, that's not stopping anytime soon. -Sophie: Does Gale have a Mage- He does! -Penny: Hoh-hoh-hoh! -Sophie: Ow! I caught it. [Laugh] -Penny: What the fuck? -Sophie: Ow! I caught it. [Laugh] -Sophie: The Mage Hand... can take damage. -Sophie: Oh! God, grease. -Penny: What the fuck!? -Sophie: Oh! God, grease. -Penny: What the fuck!? -Sophie: Where did that come from? That was not here! -Penny: What is going on? -Sophie: Where did that come from? That was not here! -Penny: Let’s try again, and maybe try hitting the button on your way back? -Sophie: Mm-hmm. -Penny: Ohh. -Sophie: Totally worked. -Penny: Oh-ho-ho! My God. - -Penny: Oh-ho-ho! My God. -Sophie: Let’s do it! We did it! -Penny: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! -Sophie: Ooh, a fancy weapon! -Penny: What type of weapon is this? -Sophie: It's a spear. -Penny: Can Talia have it? -Sophie: Absolutely. -Sophie: Hey, that was fun! We did a big old puzzle. -Penny: That was really fun, yeah. -Sophie: Oh, it’s her! -Sophie: The gith invasion force is right behind me - save yourselves! -Penny: Hell yeah. - -Penny: Oh, shit. - -Penny: Oh, shit. -Sophie: It was- Get so tricked. [Damays In-Game] “This isn’t worth it. I’m out of here.” -Sophie: I am so... squinty. [Lae’zel In-Game] “Get me down.” -Sophie: Uh, “Say please.” [Lae’zel In-game] “Never.” [Laughter] -Sophie: Oh, I love her. [Lae’zel In-Game] “When infected with a ghaik tadpole, we must...” [Laughter] -Sophie: Ba-da-ba, ba-da, ba. -Penny: Jesus, I’m sorry. I can’t. -Sophie: Ba-da-ba, ba-da, ba. -Penny: Jesus, I’m sorry. I can’t. -Sophie: No. [Laugh] It’s good. -Penny: When in- when infected with a gay luigi? [Hotel Mario Music] -Penny: When in- when infected with a gay luigi? -Penny: When in- when infected with a gay luigi? -Penny: We must report to a toaster! for verification! -Penny: Gale approves, Shadowheart disapproves? What? -Penny: Oh, right, ‘cause Shadowheart’s... -Sophie: Racist. Yeah. -Penny: Yeah. [Laughter] -Sophie: Racist. Yeah. -Penny: Yeah. [Laughter] -Sophie: And Gale’s woke. [Aradin In-Game] “Open the gate, Zevlor. Now.” [Zevlor In-Game] “You led goblins here? -Penny: Ooh... -Sophie: Ooh, that’s a weird lookin’ goblin! -Penny: Yeah, that’s a fuckin’ dog. -Sophie: Ooh, that’s a weird lookin’ goblin! [Zevlor In-Game] “By the nine Hells. Open the gate! -Sophie: No, that's stupid! [Laughter] -Sophie: It's right there, man! -Penny: Just by looking at it, you must understand how fast it can run, right? -Sophie: This is not quarantine protocol! -Sophie: Ooh! -Penny: Oh? -Sophie: Who’s this guy!? -Penny: Oh! -Sophie: Who’s this guy!? [Wyll In-Game] “Provoke the blade...” -Penny: Oh, he's one of the origin characters! -Sophie: I love this. [Wyll In-Game] “...And suffer its sting.” -Penny: Oh, he totally is, you can tell. -Sophie: Yeah, oh, he’s got the vibes. -Penny: He’s got protag vibes. -Sophie: I’m gonna... I’m gonna debuff this bugbear... Ooh, and the goblin- -Sophie: AND the, oh my, debuff city! -Penny: Jesus! -Sophie: AND the, oh my, debuff city! -Penny: Man, I’m startin’ to second-guess my class choice. -Sophie: And then I'll play a song for us. Battle music. Let’s go! -Penny: Oh cool. Uh oh! -Sophie: Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh! [Laughter] -Penny: SHUT UP! - -Penny: SHUT UP! -Sophie: They didn’t like my song! -Penny: That’s what you get for playing Hey Soul Sister. -Penny: Oh, I should do Faerie Fire on just, like, a big group like this. -Sophie: Fuck yes, you should. That’s great. -Penny: Here we go. Let’s do it. -Penny: Ooh-hoo-hoo! - -Penny: Ooh-hoo-hoo! -Sophie: Oh, that’s so good. -Penny: Gale kinda looks like Qui-Gon Jinn. In his portrait, especially. -Sophie: I definitely see it, yeah. -Penny: The force is strong with this one... -Sophie: When I was a kid, whenever I would play, like, medieval RPGs, -Sophie: I would do my best to make a Jedi every time. -Penny: Yeah, haha! -Sophie: I would do my best to make a Jedi every time. -Penny: Yeah, haha! -Sophie: Like whenever I played Morrowind, I’d get a glass sword, -Sophie: You know, that sort of thing. -Penny: Ooh, that’s a lot closer than I meant to get. -Penny: Oh, I can get back. -Penny: D- Ohoho, fuck me! -Sophie: Oh, no! -Penny: Too heavy to shove? -Penny: That doesn't make any sense looking at him. -Sophie: Yeah, he’s kind of a small guy. -Sophie: For a bugbear? -Penny: Yeah, what- Hey, what kind of bug? A bee? -Sophie: For a bugbear? [Laughter] -Penny: I could push any bee. Put a bee in front of me. It’s gone. -Penny: No! What the fuck, I just- -Sophie: Oh, my God! -Penny: Wah-ha-ha! -Sophie: Oh, my God! -Penny: And, she’s back in the grease. [Laughter] [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: “My favorite place to nap. The grease!” [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: “I love the gunk.” -Penny: Alright, let’s try this one last time... [Laughter] -Penny: My name is Shadowheart. -Penny: I love the grease! But not that much. -Sophie: I’m gonna blast this bug. -Sophie: Damn. I’m not gonna blast shit. [In-Game Music Vocalist Holding A Note] [Penny Mimicking The Note] [Laughter] [Laughter] -Sophie: Back in the fucking grease... -Penny: Back in the grease! -Sophie: Back in the fucking grease... [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: “I just love sleeping in the grease!” [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: “It makes me feel like I just shaved my legs, but without any of the work!” [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: “Grease, grease, grease. Yum, yum, yum. I slurp it up in my sleep and I have dreams about the grease.” -Penny: What is going on with me? -Sophie: What- Wait, it’s what? -Penny: What did Wyll do to me? -Sophie: What- Wait, it’s what? [Laughter] -Sophie: What’s up? -Penny: I just have this weird, like, symbol over my head! -Sophie: Oh, yeah. -Penny: And I was doing a crazy fuckin’ Naruto pose... -Penny: Um... Skadorshy? -Penny: Corsa rivo... -Penny: Hey! Gava. -Penny: Scorpy lada... [Reading Chat] -Penny: “When are you gonna re-record your songs for The Sims?” -Penny: Yeah. [Singing ”Electrolysis” In Simlish] -Penny: “Flavalay, a-sah vershay, so...” [Narrator In-Game] “The human’s eye twitches. He’s about to blow.” -Sophie: Oh, I got an insight. [Narrator In-Game] “He’s about to blow.” -Penny: Everybody, move! He’s gonna explode! [Laughter] -Sophie: I’ll take him down! [Laughter] -Penny: Did you even read the rest of them? -Penny: Did you even read the rest of them? -Penny: And you failed! [Laughter] -Penny: The most embarrassing assassination attempt... -Sophie: No! -Sophie: No... [Aradin In-Game] “Should have done that a long time ago.” -Penny: Sylas is just like, “Wait, what...?” [Shadowheart In-Game] “Lets not forget why we’re here.” -Penny: Damn! That, like- She had, like, a head pivot going on that was very spirited. -Sophie: Yeah! Shadowheart’s kind of a meanie. -Penny: But yet? She’s also a baddie. -Sophie: She’s a- Oh, true.. -Penny: So, what is the truth? -Sophie: There was also a murder over here, -Sophie: These people don't seem too happy. -Penny: Oh, you know. -Sophie: These people don't seem too happy. -Sophie: I’ll play them a song to make them feel better. [Grieving Woman In-Game While Upbeat Music Plays] “No! Get up, Kanon! -Sophie: How about a different song... -Sophie: Different song, different song! -Penny: The screams of anguish in the background, but everyone’s like, “Yeah! Woo!” [Imitating Grieving Woman] “-Penny: “NO! GET UP, KANON!” [Arka In-Game] “Don’t be sorry - fetch some help!” [Snort] -Sophie: The fucking camera... [Laughter] [Arka In-Game] “No!” [Penny and Sophie Burst Into Laughter] -Penny: Jesus... Oh, no. - -Penny: Jesus... Oh, no. -Sophie: Oh, man. Sorry for laughing at your loss. [Arka In-Game] “Someone's going to pay for this.” -Penny: Oh, she’s just got righteous retribution. -Sophie: Can’t blame her, honestly, if my- if my hubby got blasted by some gobleen... -Sophie: Gob? Gobbly Goblins... -Penny: Gobleens? -Sophie: Gob? Gobbly Goblins... -Penny: Gobleens? -Sophie: [Laughter] -Sophie: Some gobleens, I’d be out- I’d be out for some righteous revenge too. -Penny: This is not in the spirit of friendship! WAIT! -Sophie: You need to learn to forgive, Arka! -Penny: Spike, fetch my Ford F-150! -Sophie: This is a bit of a trip we’re going on. -Penny: She- She’s like- She gets to the end and she’s like, -Penny: “Actually, after going for a walk out in the beautiful nature, I just don’t feel as mad anymore. -Sophie: It really helped clear my head. -Penny: Hey, hey, hey! - -Penny: Hey, hey, hey! -Sophie: No, hey, that’s a prisoner, that’s a war crime! -Penny: Hey, quit that! -Sophie: No, hey, that’s a prisoner, that’s a war crime! [Memnos In-Game] “She can’t fight back.” -Sophie: She’s also in the cage. -Sophie: If I get shot, I get shot. We’ve seen that I can take a hit. -Penny: Like, immediately eat shit. [Laughter] -Penny: With your arms crossed. -Sophie: I know. I’m kind of a bitch! -Sophie: I’ve got that face on me. -Penny: You, like, you do not have the mug to support how, like, confident you’ve been -Sophie: Uh-huh. -Penny: Like, you look like a theatre kid. -Sophie: Uh-huh. [Laughter] -Penny: You’re just, like... - -Penny: You’re just, like... -Sophie: I do! -Penny: “If you wanna harass this cashier...” -Sophie: I do! [Arka In-Game] “Well why do you care if a goblin lives or dies?” -Sophie: Uhhh... -Penny: ‘Cause she looks gay. -Sophie: Uhhh... [Snort] [Reading Chat] -Sophie: “Sophie’s character looks like they would be big online,” -Sophie: What's wrong with you? -Penny: Oh, my God, no, you’re totally right. [Gale In-Game] “Death, danger, and vast amounts of treasure. Hard to resist.” -Sophie: Just like you big handsome. Hey, what? -Penny: Whaaat? Hold on... -Sophie: Just like you big handsome. Hey, what? -Sophie: I think we’re live right now, I didn’t actually check. -Sophie: And you know what I just clicked over to- I clicked... -Penny: What’d you get from Taco Bell? Um... -Sophie: And you know what I just clicked over to- I clicked... -Penny: Oh, I’m sorry, did I interrupt you? I didn’t have my headphones in. -Sophie: I was makin’ a bit, it’s no biggie. It was- -Penny: No, finish your bit. -Sophie: I was makin’ a bit, it’s no biggie. It was- -Sophie: Okay, alright, let me finish my bit. [Clears Throat] -Sophie: I just clicked over to Twitch, and there’s a ad in the way, so I can’t even check. -Sophie: Ellie? If Ellie’s editing this later? -Sophie: Splice those together so it’s one consistent bit. [Spliced Together So It’s One Consistent Bit] -Sophie: I love being able to just do a viscious fucking warcrime,” [Spliced Together So It’s One Consistent Bit] -Sophie: And I’m definitely not sorry, you stupid bitch. -Penny: Who’s this Absolute you’re so fond of? Your god? [Laughter] -Penny: Who’s stopping us? Hm? Your dad? [Sazza In-Game] “The Absolute is gold from the sky, she is.” [Sazza In-Game] “She’s the blessin’ in the storm, and the storm itself.” -Penny: You’ve caught my interest. You have any Bibles on you? -Penny: Your face is so dirty, queen! -Sophie: She was in the grease! [Laughter] [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: “I love having the dirt on my face, ‘cause it represents my time with the grease.” [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: Every speck of dirt on my face is like a star. -Sophie: A beautiful constellation of grease. [Sazza In-Game] “Get me outta here, and I’ll tell him what a good friend you are.” -Penny: Leave. [Laughter] -Sophie: Just say it out loud. -Penny: Spike? My crucifix. [Laughter] -Penny: He was just doing a little... a little robot dance. -Sophie: He was! He was doing The Robot. -Penny: [Robotic Tone] Refugees... Adventurers... - -Penny: [Robotic Tone] Refugees... Adventurers... -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: Beep boop boop boop! -Sophie: [Laughter] -Penny: Beep boop boop boop! -Sophie: Oh, a bard after my own heart. -Sophie: There’s a pair of gloves in here called “The Gloves of Missile Snaring,” -Sophie: You can intercept missiles from ranged weapon attacks, -Sophie: reducing their damage by your dexterity modifier. -Penny: That’s awesome! -Sophie: reducing their damage by your dexterity modifier. -Penny: That’s awesome! -Sophie: I’m saving money until I can afford that, -Sophie: I’m saving money until I can afford that, -Sophie: ‘Cause that’s awesome. -Penny: That sounds fucking incredible. -Sophie: ‘Cause that’s awesome. -Penny: That sounds fucking incredible. -Sophie: I wanna catch arrows out of the fucking air. -Sophie: Uh, store’s open. -Penny: Oh, are you done? -Sophie: Yep. -Penny: Cool. -Sophie: Yep. -Penny: He’s doing it again! [Laughter] -Penny: Uh, fancy a show? Refugees... -Penny: “The wearer gains a 1d4 bonus to throwing damage,” -Penny: Don’t tempt my hand. -Penny: Can I sell my buckets of fish? - -Penny: No... I’m not gonna- - -Penny: No... I’m not gonna- -Sophie: Never. What? What’s wrong with you!? -Penny: No... -Sophie: Never. What? What’s wrong with you!? -Penny: I’m sorry, I don’t know what got into me. -Sophie: Let's go back to the ruins and finish that off. -Penny: You think so? Wait... -Sophie: There’s a big locked door, and I got a key for it, and we forgot to check it. -Sophie: And I bet you that that’s what it unlocks. -Sophie: Yeah! It totally worked. -Penny: Nice! -Sophie: Yeah we got a whole ruins to explore, here. -Sophie: Yeah, we got a hole- [Gale In-Game] “This chapel must be ancient...” -Sophie: Love ancient stuff. -Penny: I think he said “Ayn-chent,” and it’s making me feel self-conscious. -Penny: I thought I was normal. -Penny: The button? -Sophie: Ooh! -Penny: Ooh! -Sophie: Ooh! -Sophie: Cutscene button! -Penny: Butscene cutton. [Laughter] -Sophie: Shut up! -Penny: Uh-oh. -Sophie: It’s Sans! -Penny: Oh, God damn it. -Sophie: Oh, shit, not silence! That’s terrible for us! -Penny: Uh-oh! -Sophie: Oh, shit, not silence! That’s terrible for us! -Penny: That’s really, really bad for our party. -Sophie: Oh, shit, not silence! That’s terrible for us! -Sophie: Oh, so fast, so quick. -Penny: Oh, wow. -Sophie: Oh, so fast, so quick. -Penny: Bet your mom’s real proud of you. -Penny: Oh, what, did you join track? -Sophie: Fastest kid in sixth grade. -Penny: But not fast enough to run from this bucket of... worms... -Sophie: What!? -Penny: I don’t know... -Penny: I just- I just- I just thought, like, -Penny: What’s- What's something that would be considered bullying? -Penny: And I was like, “Yeah, a bucket of worms would probably upset me enough.” -Sophie: Honestly? Yeah. -Penny: I don’t feel super in danger. -Sophie: No, I don't feel particularly intimidated. -Sophie: M- Gale might, but that’s- that’s Gale’s problem. -Penny: That's why we call them Gale the Snail. -Sophie: Now, that's bullying. -Penny: Yeah. I’m good at it. -Penny: Chat can tell ya. -Penny: More things need to be dippable in this game. - -Penny: That’s my one disappointment so far. - -Penny: That’s my one disappointment so far. -Sophie: True! Maybe we'll get more surfaces as we go. -Penny: Quite literally, no irony, Sophie and I, multiple times, talked about how excited we were to dip things in this game. -Sophie: We did! ‘Cause I learned that the Ranger in Divinity can dip on anything, -Sophie: And Penny was like, -Sophie: “Oh yeah, you can dip as anybody!” -Sophie: And I was so excited, and now they’re not letting us dip into anything! -Penny: Gotta balance it somehow I guess, but also, fuck you. -Penny: He’s dead. -Sophie: Oh, yeah, he- no, he’s Gonzo. -Sophie: ...Like the Muppet... -Penny: Loot this motherfucker... -Sophie: You’re looting? We’re still in a fight! -Penny: You can loot in a fight. -Sophie: I know! Just- [Laughter] It’s bad form! -Penny: Is it- What, is it not couth? -Sophie: It’s not! It’s uncouth, even! -Penny: Me when I think it’s less couthe to kill somebody -Penny: ...than it is to take their shit after you’re done doing it. -Sophie: Well, you're not done, are you? -Penny: Ohoho! I deserve it... -Sophie: They’re tellin’ you to shut up. -Penny: Silence! [Gale In-Game] “Let’s have a look at the loot.” -Sophie: Alright, we can loot, now. By the way. -Penny: Oh, I already handled the loot. -Sophie: Alright, we can loot, now. By the way. -Sophie: Ohh, you... [Zombie Voice] -Penny: “What the fuck is wrong with you? That’s uncouth.” [Sophie Laughs Herself Into A Coughing Fit] -Penny: Everybody keeps saying this word... -Penny: Jesus! Lady! Take a bath! -Sophie: She’s in the grease! [Shadowheart Impression] -Penny: I love the grease, yum yum yum... [Shadowheart In-Game] “Suppose I turn... what would you do?” -Penny: Maybe I could leave you tied up while I hunt for a cure! [Shadowheart In-Game] “Really? I’d just kill you.” [Laugh] -Penny: Oh, okay! [Shadowheart In-Game] “Anyway...” [Laughter] -Sophie: Anyway... [Shadowheart In-Game] “Try not to dream about tying me up.” -Sophie: Now she’s flirting! -Penny: Damn! -Sophie: Now she’s flirting! -Sophie: This is- This is a bondage top. -Penny: WOAH! -Sophie: This is- This is a bondage top. -Sophie: Girl, where do you shop? -Penny: Sorry. Okay. [Lae’zel In-Game] “I was hungry to face my first ghaik.” [Snort] [Lae’zel In-Game] “My sword pined for their blood.” -Sophie: Sword pined for their blood? That is pretty gay... -Sophie: No more grease. No more grease on this team. [Shadowheart In-Game] “I’ll be here whenever you rediscover your taste in company.” -Penny: Shadowheart, your vibes are yucky, your skin is yucky, and you smell like pig. -Sophie: She’s got a nose like the Whos in Whoville in the Grinch. -Penny: I’d like you to join me. [Lae’zel In-Game] “It is done.” -Sophie: Alright! -Penny: Wow! -Sophie: Alright! -Penny: Wow! -Sophie: It’s done! -Penny: Fast friends! -Sophie: It’s done! -Penny: My favorite kind of friend. -Penny: Dear Princess Celestia, her nose is crazy. Look at this! -Sophie: It’s a intelligence check. I can’t back- Ohh, I can’t back out... -Sophie: I nailed it anyway. -Penny: Oh! Thank God. You’re so smart. -Sophie: It's the schools. [Laughter] -Penny: Now that’s what I like to hear! -Sophie: Yeah, he’s got nothin’ to say. [Gale In-Game, Cut Off Abruptly] “Go-” -Penny: “Go.” [Laughter] -Penny: Me when someone asks what the first syllable of “gopher” is. -Sophie: A common question, to be sure. -Penny: Yeah. -Penny: Wuh-oh. -Sophie: Darth Sidious... [Raspy Voice] -Sophie: Death is a concept invented by the Jedi... -Penny: Hi Withers. [Withers In-Game] “What is the worth of a single mortal’s life?” -Sophie: Five grand. -Penny: Well... Uh... They- Well, -Penny: What makes my life worth living is- is the magic of friendship! -Penny: “Some mortals live much longer than others. I can’t compare them.” -Penny: Damn. Got the alicorn vibes on that one? -Penny: No one life is worth more than any other. We are all equal. [Withers In-Game] “In death, that is so.” -Sophie: There he goes! -Penny: Oh, oh! -Sophie: There he goes! [Raspy Voice] -Penny: Okay, I gotta go. Oh, I have to piss something fierce... [Raspy Voice] -Sophie: “I’ve been in there for so long...” -Penny: [Raspy Voice] “Where the fuck is the bathroom...” - -Penny: [Raspy Voice] “Where the fuck is the bathroom...” -Sophie: He’s just in a bathrobe, too! [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “These chambers are much changed...” [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “Where's the fucking toilet?” [Raspy Voice] -Sophie: “I’m about to go in a bush in a moment...” [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “Here ,perhaps there’s nothing in this urn...” -Penny: He’s kinda hobblin’ around like he’s, y’know, got, like, pressure down there, too. [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “Oh, fuck, okay, fine. In the casket I go...” -Sophie: You want us to read this guy’s secrets? -Sophie: You want to learn his, his... hot, juicy goss? -Penny: “The names-” It’s very short. -Penny: “The names of dead gods, most of them unfamiliar and unpronounceable,” -Penny: “Fill the pages of this ancient tome.” -Penny: “Several entries in the last page have been stricken through,” -Penny: “The final three thoroughly enough to be completely illegible.” -Sophie: Oh, my God. It's the Death Note. That's why they died! -Penny: Well, that book was fucking boring. [Withers In-Game] “What a mess...” [Laughing] [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “They blew a fucking hole in my favorite wall...” [Raspy Voice] -Penny: “That's where I kept my Tron Legacy poster...” -Penny: Did you leave your slave mind here? -Sophie: I told you! I was throwin’ it arou- -Penny: And gold on the ground? What’s wrong... -Sophie: That one's not me! -Sophie: I would never throw gold on the ground. -Penny: You threw your gold! You threw your gold. -Sophie: I would never throw gold on the ground. [Druid Roars] -Sophie: Wah-hah! Oh, my God! -Penny: Woah! -Sophie: Wah-hah! Oh, my God! -Penny: Holy fuck! -Sophie: Wah-hah! Oh, my God! -Penny: Holy fuck! -Sophie: Oh, is that the sexy bear? -Penny: Oh, she’s... gorgeous. -Sophie: This game’s got some hotties in it. [Jeorna In-Game] “Kagha’s orders.” -Sophie: Kohga? Master Kohga...? [Volo In-Game] “Ah! My good-” [Laughter] -Penny: “Ah! My good f-” [Laughter] -Sophie: This is my fucking alt skin in Smash. -Penny: That is not a real mustache. -Sophie: No, that is pasted on. -Penny: Why is his lower face older than his upper face? -Sophie: No, that is pasted on. -Sophie: It’s a- It’s a Dungeons and Dragons spell, you have to understand. -Penny: “Low Face Old.” -Penny: I feel like I’m about to watch a production of Rent. [Snort] [Narrator In-Game] “You search your mind...” -Penny: “...And there’s not much there.” [Volo In-Game] “She reports they’ve abandoned their god Maglubiyet...” -Sophie: Maglubiyet. [Volo In-Game] “Someone called... ‘The Absolute.’” -Sophie: That’s a l- It’s probably ‘cause it’s easier to say. -Penny: Mordecai!? -Penny: Oh! Hah! I can speak with animals! [Topaz In-Game] “Shh, I’m concentrating.” -Penny: Hahaha! [Topaz In-Game] “Does this look good?” -Penny: Scottish... [Topaz In-Game] “Is the coin in the middle?” -Penny: Oh, my God, wait, Twilight and Mordecai! Fuck! -Penny: It’s slightly off - push it a bit to the right. [Topaz In-Game] “Yes... yes, you’re right.” -Penny: Ohh, I really want that key... -Sophie: That’s not our key! -Penny: I really want that key... -Sophie: It’s not our key! -Penny: Hey, uh, go to sleep, Mordecai. -Sophie: Oh! -Penny: Oh, shit! -Sophie: Grab the key, grab the key! [Narrator In-Game] “It’s about to be returned in kind.” -Penny: I didn’t- I didn’t know that was violence! -Sophie: No! [Sentry In-Game] “The outlander serves Zevlor!” -Sophie: No, no, no, we don’t! -Penny: What!? -Sophie: Oh, my God. We just put a bird to sleep! -Penny: What the fuck is going on? -Sophie: What’s happening? -Penny: Hello? Hello? Hello? -Sophie: What the fuck!? -Penny: I just wanted his key... -Sophie: Oh, my God! -Penny: Oh, God! No! -Sophie: Oh, my God! -Sophie: What happened? -Penny: “You shoulda’ known, dude... Skips doesn’t fuck around.” -Sophie: Well, shit. -Penny: Well, first of all... Since we’re here anyway... -Penny: Let me grab the key... [Laughter] -Penny: Do you think they're going to hate us forever and ever? -Sophie: Uh, I hope not! -Sophie: We might have to side with that goblin, now. -Penny: The pig!? The pig too!? -Penny: Look out, fuckin’ oinker’s coming over here to kick our ass- -Sophie: NO! -Penny: NO! -Sophie: NO! -Penny: This is a really big problem... - -Penny: This is a really big problem... -Sophie: No... -Sophie: Maybe just pull the lever. Get us out of here. -Penny: Yeah. -Sophie: Yeah? -Penny: Please... -Sophie: Baldur’s Gate...? -Penny: Baldur’s Gate 3? -Sophie: Well, this is terrible. -Penny: There we go. -Penny: What the fuck!? -Sophie: What is going on!? -Penny: What just happened!? -Sophie: I think it’s that fucking sky beam, that- that... laser, -Sophie: I think that’s an orbital laser cannon. And we just haven’t noticed. -Penny: Yeah- -Penny: By the way, Sylas’ death profile picture looks like a damn Facebook profile pic. -Penny: Damn... Okay. -Sophie: I’m sorry. [Laughter] -Penny: Listen, these games just be like that, we understand. -Penny: So we’ll- we’ll stop for now. -Penny: I would love to come back and stream this again with you whenever we possibly can. -Sophie: I’m super down. -Penny: VOD-heads, thank you so much for watching. -Sophie: VOD-heads, you’re looking so wonderful right now. -Sophie: Is that a new shirt? -Penny: VOD-heads are always looking wonderful, you sustain me daily. I appreciate it. [♪♪♪]

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Published: Tue Aug 15 2023