I Gave Beep Sword Limbs! in Kenshi #10

are you sick in the head or otherwise are you hurt maimed brutalized or just have a small tiny insignificant boo-boo are you a Canadian well let me introduce you to the Pinnacle of Canadian Healthcare technology the peeler machine got a splinter no problem did you cough once this week ha Child's Play do you sometimes hear the voices and sesame screams luring you closer and closer to the edge begging you to jump to give in and wrap their tantalizing words around you like a warm blanket well my serve drinking friends we have you covered the peeler machine take your mind off of all life's tiny little troubles and paid for by you the Canadian taxpayer sure you have to wait four months for a doctor's appointment but within minutes we will make you a maid man Canadian Healthcare it's not the care you want but God damn it it's the care you have no choice but to get um now then a great man once said ask not what your dark lord can do for you ask what you can do for your dark lord so beep what can you do for your dark lord that's right Bubba time to rip those limbs off you will become the best sword man side note JFK was a true badass goddamn three-letter agent he's taken him from us uh allegedly so few good presidents real damn shame damn damn shame they're all damn Illuminati now you know I bet the Illuminati sex parties slap significantly harder than regular sex parties I mean after all they are Illuminati but all right enough of that nonsense beep my sweet boy it's time to it's time to well you know what time it is time to take your [ __ ] pants off Bubba oh yeah I filled them up with copper that's uh let's give me a second I'm gonna I'm gonna Rectify this all right now it's time to take those damn pants off Bubba oh look at that crotch and that shirt and your cool ass helmet God I forgot how like good peeps armor really actually is you know yes there we go beautiful a naked beep well he has a backpack let's just oop drop that down oh boy oh boy oh boy yes it's Lim losing time Bubba do I need to take his leg off I should probably take his leg I'm gonna take his leg off just for good measure wing wang you're beautiful summon again you've got inventory space beep give him your leg up there he goes and Wing Wang's got the leg there's beep all right Matt my sweet boy come here would you do the honors you're slow oh yeah I was trying to do some strength training between episodes um it's slow it's very very slow ah pick a beep oh yes all right are you guys adequately prepared for this to happen look at those little dangly arms oh beep your tuck is so cute God I can't wait to rip your limbs off let's do this oh yeah I need to uh hold everybody zip and hold and passive okay Matt do us the honors my sweet boy let's get a good shot oh there it is beep he's beeping I just keep my Hut on and watch his progress oh they are there damn it you sons of [ __ ] get out of here why are you both so slow oh he was running at Matt speed beep beep yes good you got Moxie kid you got a lot of moxie I'll give you that oh and hey would you look at that it is only taking down his limb uh health and stuff that's new is that new that's kind of cool maybe that's uh has to do with Genesis or something I don't know but God damn it I like it kind of takes the uh the guesswork out of it you know what I'm saying you can just kind of uh set it and forget it you can slap your travels away with Slap Chop and the peeler you can peel your troubles away with the Pila are you gonna say anything besides beep I don't know oh look at your juicy little bug juice oh we're almost there [ __ ] ready in five four three two one oh oh yeah they need to go to negative whatever oh now he's taken other damage okay I see how this game works ah I don't well yeah look it's gonna be fine it's gonna be fine area heel beeps slightly okay okay okay and now you can [ __ ] off then go and peel [ __ ] peel okay and another round of Band of Jane god dude I'm almost too good at this and stop and [ __ ] up we're at the the threshold he still has blood God damn it he's looking good and we'll get spicy over here ready and there they go spicy pick up your boy my leg my leg pick him up oh yeah [ __ ] all right everybody can unhold on passive and um yeah everybody he'll be yep everybody he'll be okay wait I need to put a bed down and there's the bed and put him in the bed nice okay beep I think you're gonna be fine boy wing wang you can give my man's back his leg oh wait no he can't Boop there we go there's a limb oh God I'm so excited for you beep oh yes all right let's go get the other limbs boys and keep an eye on beef he's fine he's gonna yeah his blood's going back up he will survive all right blade leg um blade arm and I need more blade blade blade arms I need more leg arms and special skeleton that will be super beep although he's going to suck because that unarmed damage bonus doesn't do a goddamn thing but which really blows but you know what that's okay we'll make do God they're all gathered around beep to watch his transformation Boop and Boop and Boop oh yeah [ __ ] look at there God he looks so badass could you get out of bed yeah you can yeah you can he's a little injured but oh God look at him he's all bladed up boy he's got a blade arm and double blade legs we do need to go and get another blade arm for him and hopefully some higher quality other blade limbs we have made beef blade boys now God damn it he's got [ __ ] Moxie and I will say that the peeler machine slaps so much harder than having like Critters take your limbs off and [ __ ] because that was so fast it was definitely worth the uh the run that we did last episode you know I'm saying I think it was beep oh he just ran back to bed ah yeah you'll probably spend some good a good amount of time there another cool thing is uh his toughness just shot up through the roof boy that probably worth it to do to everybody which is really something I do want to do we just need the um you know the limbs to do it kind of thing oh and you know what hey is there there just one there's just one limb oh there's the other one over left leg where's the other I have a right arm I know I did not think of this myself to do but uh I forget who told me I'm sorry but we're going to make beep eat his own limbs yes I guess you could put your pants back on your shirt your tight little ass yes beep let's see if he eats it he was kind of hungry eat boy eat self-cannibalism if there's one thing the hivers are good at it's recycling you know they're very uh um what's the word hell eco-conscious they're green Warriors is the hivers so much so that they will eat their own limbs recycling it's great it could be backpack now begin boy there you go nice okay get back in bed you're fine before we go out and test beep I am going to go really quick and just steal some more limbs just real quick you know we'll take um we'll take wing wang and Matt yeah that'll be the troop okay Matt wing wang let's go boys and everybody else can just kind of stay here and uh fawn over beep okay and go ahead close that door boy we don't want any uh nerdu Wells coming in oh yeah and I gotta remember to kind of keep an eye on Savannah's hunger because he is gonna get hungry I don't really want to put food in him though uh one thing I did notice is if you do this you pick him up and look at that his health or hunger starts going back up again so that's cool that's kind of like a cheap man's way to do it oh I love that it's never going to get old okay Matt wing wang off to iron Haven we go boys oh God I hope we don't miss when beep eats his own limbs we're probably going to but when we come back if he's missing a limb oh no he has a food Cube uh else you now have a food Cube suck it peep that's right I'm hurting you boy I find it comical when the uh the beep Fanboys yell at me for things I do to beep I I like it a lot it's fun for me I'll admit it I I don't really I mean beeps cool right he has some good lines but I'm definitely not a part of the beep Fanboy cult because we worship the dark goddamn Lord boys who's an elder now look at that he has Katana skill I wish I could equip a katana to the dark lord that'd be [ __ ] awesome [Laughter] but I can't maybe what uh oh you know what I'm not even gonna talk about pathfinding at all this episode I'm not going to I'll want to because it sucks but God damn it I'm not going to but how about you beat Fanboys tell me down in the comments how much you hate my ass for hurting your boy but okay see I just said I wasn't gonna do it uh God damn it I'm not gonna do it come out there okay Jesus Christ son of a [ __ ] now while we're traveling one thing I will uh ask of you boys is it's coming close to to time where we're gonna be setting up our own our own base our own City a little place we can hang our hat and stash the gimps you know so uh I'm gonna put no no no I'm not gonna do it anyway I'm gonna put it in your hands boys and then I will do the best I can with whatever shitty fate you Schmucks cram down my throat hole so you know if everyone votes for me to build it in you know the fog or somewhere horrible well God damn it I'm gonna do it but also keep in mind that depending on where you guys pick it may bring this series to a quicker end so it's kind of like a risk versus reward kind of thing right there um I'm just gonna request somewhere with water though you know I I have a thing I want to do with the base that requires water so if you guys don't mind but of course put your suggestions for where we build a base in the comments below and then peruse them while you're watching this and hit the like button on your favoritest um location to build a base slave mongers we're faster than you [ __ ] and uh then you know I will build the base in that location by Whoever has the highest amount of likes so it's gonna be good fun boys gonna be good good good fun all right here we are at iron Haven don't don't listen to that it's not Skinner's room it's ironhaven come on up boys it's time for berglin and drop the limbs with wing wang okay Matt goes into Nightcrawler mode with his Epstein Island amount of stealth oh you gotta love it yeah he just really loves playing nightcrawlers pick the lock and reap the rewards ooh Bubba yeah okay and compos oh these composite [ __ ] is so overpowered it gives almost as much Athletics as a specialist Scout leg this high composite along with giving me more stealth and an arm damage bonus which I don't really think does [ __ ] nothing yeah it's even better than a [ __ ] specialist skeleton leg dude ah why are they so good a blade leg left specialist oh blade like Mark II there's a mark one uh it's not as good is it as good it's not as good this is the one that Matt had originally wears just like one sword leg ah that kind of sucks minus 20. yeah that's that one sucks ass sucks ass balls that's gay all right we're gonna go and fence this [ __ ] some of these extra limbs and we're gonna we're gonna try again until we get everything that we want to need and desire I realize I I should have brought more dudes drugs is good for the bones you're goddamn right brother you're goddamn right well you know I don't think beep is gonna actually eat his limbs I mean for starters I was looking at it as I'm waiting for the uh dude to refresh his [ __ ] and they don't say eat you know like if you look at uh you know if you look at uh like this oh wait no huh you know I don't know we'll just keep them in there for now I guess well boys let me introduce you to be blade oh yeah there it is you just love to heck and see it girl I think this is the stance I like this stance he's kind of like ready to unleash look kind of like a Beyblade you know with his limbs oh he's [ __ ] magnificent I just gotta get those blade arms let's see if they refreshed aha they did they refreshed Matt rip your limbs off Bubba you're going back in ah another But Trash dude [ __ ] okay well you know what we're just gonna have to pick them up uh eventually as we go kind of thing so yeah well I'm kind of disappointed but he's not gonna lie to you but that's okay we got plenty of time to uh you know work and adapt and evolve our brand new friend beat blade oh yes goodness yes eventually we'll get maybe like all [ __ ] Masterwork Mark II Blade limbs or yeah there's a Mark III I don't know we'll find out yeah yeah we have the mark twos that's right Mark twos but for now I'll probably replace that shitty left arm to be honest because it's bringing your boy down significantly I get another composite one or some [ __ ] on there I don't know that's the fun let's get back let's try it out all right now we get to test it back to the desert boys time to track down some hungry Bandit [ __ ] I just assembled a small team a tiger team if you will let's go see how beep [ __ ] dude it's probably not gonna go very well he's at negative three martial arts but he's got a body a lot of strength you know what God damn it he might just be up to the task of course he is wearing uh heavy as [ __ ] armor but that's okay he's a robot now we've filled him full of that juicy gender fluid that runs all the machines on their Transmissions [Applause] that's a good joke it's just got to be framed correctly ah it's a work in progress ah here we go the perfect opportunity well we're they're too fast we'll Shadow them stock them indiscriminately run beat blade get your prey those are some fast hungry Bandits dude Jesus Christ here we go the action the fight it commences beat Blade with the Dodges and [ __ ] oh that was a slow punch that's right he sucks at martial arts let's see this person is heavily wounded and really shitty stats that's okay I will crush you like how Tyler crushed my dreams of becoming an international porn star [ __ ] you Tyler I'll never forgive you you bastard hashtag [ __ ] Tyler get him beep get that bastard oh it's a [ __ ] I see a little titty right there starving Ethiopian physiqued up titty huh come on beeps squinch them that's not a word is squinch a word it might be a word squinch martial arts is it level four oh wow he's so strong he's beat blade well yay oh he got a knock to the damn it beep she's getting away ah balls like a medieval hit and run dude all right is this technically medieval though I mean it's kind of medieval it's like a high medieval or a garbage medieval there's trash everywhere getting beat blade come on use your prowess stepping into the ring as someone who's only malnourished good stats oh shitty stats good health on Limbs and stuff there you go beep [ __ ] em up [ __ ] em up like they stole your butt plug and uh licked it clean in front of you and you wanted to lick that butt plug clean beep that was your chocolate pudding that's gross but God damn it your chest is caving in and you're doing well you're kind of doing damage that's all right it's all part of the training his martial arts is now at five wow beef oh he scored a hit for eight points of damage oh my God look at those red numbers fly and the health bars Whittle down dontroll yes low kick ow hit to the face or the chest they're just really oh there's a head shot there you go there you go beat as the team just watches that's okay it's beat blade beat blade coming to you beat blade gonna ooh ooh a groin kick knock him in those little malnourished testes dude looking like shriveled raisins so malnourished yes beat blade hit him with the kicks with those blade legs I really wish that the unarmed damage bonus worked oh my God how I wish I would because I mean then your boy would be doing incredible damage like plus 60 in these two legs alone for unarmed damage that'd be [ __ ] badass but no it don't work ow had a boy beep you are improving your melee defense we can work on that there's a training dummy we gotta work yeah we gotta we gotta train him up we need to spend some time doing a training montage but getting the [ __ ] kicked out of you is a good technique You Know It uh it works it's definitely on par for course oh beat my boy my sweet sweet beautiful boy ow he's down okay you guys all [ __ ] him up you've opened the floodgates [ __ ] now you're gonna get it yeah some real damage numbers two hits hey [ __ ] where are you guys going I am curious bi curious no no come back man beep is up okay he got a little more martial arts and stuff so yeah we gotta spend some time training your boy you know what I'm saying truly we do is getting the [ __ ] kicked out of you is for a weak man I am not a weak man I will not be getting the [ __ ] kicked out of me I love how these guys died oh look at that pal money shot [ __ ] oh oh is that a good thumbnail I mean yeah but I'm not gonna use it okay well you know what back to the hub we tested beat blades prowess and uh you know what mission uh accomplished he sucks yep we discovered that beat blade [ __ ] sucks that's all right we will work on him we'll get him there now all right for the meme these blade legs are funny right but in all practicality they're not well I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna keep them okay I'm gonna keep him on him for now I will probably replace his legs like he has some solid arms and [ __ ] right now you know maybe get some KLR legs but if we get some Masterwork blades you know and maybe eventually the unarmed damage bonus will actually work um and nudge nudge the unarmed damage bonus will actually work hem yeah maybe we'll see how it goes I'm not going to claim anything definitive just yet but I'll probably be swapping out his limbs for like Matt you know Matt here excellent example great limbs wow oh I gotta swap that out again well do I though yeah not really anyway great limbs top-notch limbs could use better limbs but we'll uh again work in progress we're just we're starting out on the the [ __ ] you know what I'm saying I don't even know what I'm saying how could you know what I'm saying we could actually um we could actually rip somebody else's legs off her limbs we could also recruit her new friend because I mean our team thus far huge sausage fest you know you know what I'm saying we need more diversity more inclusion we need to get more women and what's more of a woman than a [ __ ] huh nah seriously I'm asking I I don't actually know anymore and no I don't mean a trans person I'm not a bigot or some sort of phobe hell the only thing that scares me are the Goombas Dancing in my Head When I close my eyes one of them has a knife and he knows how to use it no when I say [ __ ] I mean these guys Robot Bros who run on Transmissions full of that sweet sweet gender fluid hmm salty so anyway now that I've secured my canceling let's recruit us a diversity hire like this guy personally I welcome our new [ __ ] overlords so Matt if I'm not mistaken this guy's gonna ask for 10 G's how can I help well we're pretty far yep um oh yeah do you have a lot of booty well where's Dilly and spicy when you need them 10 G's welcome aboard burn well that's not gonna work hang on I finally oh it's been like five episodes since I've checked my Discord for names ah here we go I'm excited all right welcome to the team footless Joe Jackson now he does actually have feet but we can rip those [ __ ] off without doing him any real harm because he's a [ __ ] skeleton bad ass R that'd be great and now we have a [ __ ] pirate robot bro who is pretty [ __ ] good actually bitching dude absolutely bitching welcome to the team oh Josh you can uh put the trash back in there I was doing that to keep his food up so I don't have to feed this bastard now then who should we dismember next how about spicy I mean she was our very first uh person we hired you know and she could use them like we gave her KLR [ __ ] for the strength you know what I'm saying that could be good that could be not bad God damn she's still pretty [ __ ] spicy boys oh look at those heavy okay spicy welcome oh God is that gonna [ __ ] up her took us you know I don't know we're gonna find out she's gonna be a cute little nugget that we can just have her away with else you know what why don't you do the um do the honors do the honors oh clam shot hey now put her in there boy oh yeah oh yep I forgot about that everybody passive hold all right spicy spicy spicy ooh um Matt he's gonna grab the limbs really quick composite arms yes skeleton leg Lefty yes and the only right leg I have is that the only I have other right legs for some reason I only have like left legs stupid well okay I guess uh stealth like it is yeah we about to soupy girl up boy [ __ ] I'll tell you what the pain oh God spicy oh with your Chunky little thickets I love how the other ones just comment lemow torture goes Burr uh they just comment on their buddies getting [ __ ] up oh it's a new era I do really like these uh expanded text uh lines whatever it's [ __ ] called yeah it's good stuff and all right she is now in the danger zone that's okay Matt you will go and heal her real stinking quick okay I got the star got the head got the chest stop man [ __ ] off okay spicy let's get rid of these limbs oh and in the meantime a special thanks to my sponsors on this episode I don't have any but if I did I'd be thanking them and her limbs are just about there they are okay Matt pick up your girl okay and everybody can unpass a hold and now rescue spicy save her save her actually Matt we can transform her and that'll stop the bleeding oh spicy well you can't really see her they're just dog biting this is what one of those Illuminati orgies looks like by the way really quick oh we've got cyber spicy and isn't she just spicy all right let's uh let's check her out oh yeah girl I'd tap that ass you kidding me pow oh I kind of regret it now because she was so thick dude I mean she's still thick let's check out that ass yeah this is weird I don't care it's fun okay well you can get your [ __ ] back on spice oh she can't wear boots anymore that's right I forgot all about that oh let me I'll introduce you to the new Spicy she is slightly faster and her limbs have better health so that uh that worked out well I think it did so beep spicy you two can you two can chill out there you go yep oh and some arms Matt why don't you go pick them up Nostalgia my old goes sticking with beeps oh look at those dude you think we could just like grab one of these feet and just suck on those toes oh that's [ __ ] up you imagine taking a severed leg and just sucking on their toes who was the dude that did [ __ ] like that the uh was that Dahmer Freddie Mercury I don't know I can't remember it anyway uh why do you guys watch me you guys are more [ __ ] up than I am but that'll do it for us here today my friends thank you for joining me a special thanks to the members of the cheese Monger Society who love my weird jokes about sucking on severed leg toes salty and tastes like pennies probably from the blood dripping down it [Music] watch on a flippity flap and as always I love you bye foreign

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Id: kQJir739rWk

Length: 25min 39sec (1539 seconds)

Published: Sun May 21 2023