Building with the Dream SMP is a NIGHTMARE

you think if i drop on the pressure plate i'll i'll bounce back up i really want you to try i'm going to try really i'm absolutely going to try okay ready and three two one go [Laughter] [Applause] he's [ __ ] hype me up bro what the [ __ ] are you saying [Music] where am i right now oh god oh man [Laughter] how are you phil i'm good i accidentally killed one of my pet pirates oh phil um you know he he ran in front of my axe what would you mean ran in front of your that sounds like you're trying to cover for a crime no no no no no filzer you wouldn't commit a crime would you no no no i was getting spruce trap doors from a village oh i forgot i can't press shift you just go through the floor this game man also a large proportion of my viewers aren't actually subscribed i trust that you probably are but if you just scroll down and check that you still are that'll be really helpful because youtube unsubscribes you it takes five seconds and it really helps me out thank you before we 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pube phil no let's build the pube phil it's going to be great if we can build a solid strong pube i think we're we're set first thing we need to think of how do we cater to everyone on the server i'm going to make some crafts uh why is it day i swear it was turning night you made it day phil that's like my one thing i'm sorry well i'm sorry i'm transporting freshness phil phil you want to see me burn you you look good you look at eye you look at eye and you think ah yes that's one that one who hates the sun let's make it day forever there's a zombie in here i'm invisible though so it can't see me bet you wish you had that don't you phil that you could go invisible and be unseen by the enemies of the night i'm so jealous yes i am very jealous [ __ ] you should be jealous you little prick right right so pube requirements we need like a drink that uh doesn't hurt rambo yes does drinking water hurt him i think it actually does what sweetie what sweetie right let's let's go pubic to-do list accessibility phil accessibility i want the nikkies of the world up here right i want like a water stream and a little water thing she can bob around then right i want the tommies of the world to be up here i want him to sleep up here i want the wilburs of the world to be up here i want it to be shaded right i want the ramboos to be up here no rain right everyone is welcome at the pube right cool the pubis for all oh it's charlotte oh charlie charlie we're building the pube oh the pube just one yeah yeah that's that's done oh that's miserable i'm in i'm in i'm coming up i'm coming up the strand the very first thing we should do is build it i'm actually inside the pube right now and oh did you just detonate the oh it's fighting back the pubes fighting back oh no hey rainbow we're building a pub we're building up okay okay yeah and there's nothing weird about that do you know in england in england we spell pub like this ah okay okay it's like a silent like accent thing i'm only going to call it hub yeah we currently are writing up a to-do list of things so number one is build it right build the [ __ ] step two accessibility oh this is going to be open to everyone well it needs to no not just open but available so i'm asking because i would have thought it would be a it would be kind of a private part but like you know we can make it we can make no private parts around here who's in my pub [ __ ] pub tommy you you haven't been on the server i've i've overtaken i'm now overseas no no no no no you're the executive are you yeah i'm overseeing the production of the pub no one told me about they didn't tell me where's the memo i'm gonna be managing it okay what salary do i get you don't you just get to pull the drinks and hey what happens oh sorry sorry okay okay let's do that guys how are we going to make a pub if if you lose you can [ __ ] stay hydrated without dying okay so sorry don't worry i'm actually above average charlie what do you mean i move at an above average pace you'd have to pay attention to be like oh yeah that guy's a little different sorry yeah next thing on the list is sourcing we need saucing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah drinks yeah sauce sauce sauce sauce fun right so we need to find someone who can produce the drinks someone who can produce the sauce and someone who can produce the food listen listen guys i got all three dips next step is going to be games just memes just a couple memes we can put a little lever in there we you haven't seen what i can do have you lend me your eyes and ears okay you're going to want to see this and most of all you're going to want to hear it oh my god all right all right here we go hit me hit me off what am i hearing i'll come down hey roger how about you go down okay sorry i had to reform oh i landed it yeah what is that like to jump and then be able to stop i literally would not know hey wilbur yeah watch this oh gee all right you know what you know what it should be last thing's true if i have fun safety is the last rule yes tommy's getting the idea there we go take a look at everything phil inside the hybrid race is what would be his disadvantages based off of his muffin biscuit race contentious political beliefs [Laughter] phil i want you to do this one this one here what new england two designs yeah can you do that rumble you're gonna be redstone no okay rambu i want you rambu you're an accessibility rambu antoine i'll just yeah we'll make sure that everyone's accessible i'm gonna get everyone okay what do you mean i'm gonna be able to feel some creative fun toys leave it to me leave it to me no all right we've got one game oh god i forgot i burned you guys out [ __ ] face through the floor why don't you [ __ ] yeah yeah you would [ __ ] [ __ ] just hit the ground yeah bye-bye quick dig them up nikki hello hi nikki we're hey wait you didn't rename the pub to pube did you that would be amazing this is pronounced pub that says pube tommy i don't know what you're talking about you're a fool phil i will be sourcing for you so just tell me anything you need and i'll go and get it thanks man uh cobblestone would be fog i'll go and get cobblestone for you i thought he was just gonna say no [Laughter] anything i thought he was about to troll him i thought i was going to sketchy all over the place oh wow oh why did you make skeppy a verb guess what you do when you troll someone i left a big fat scappy in the toilet tommy did you mean it when you insinuated scapula [ __ ] because skeppy's been nothing but nice to me and i i take offense tonight no i meant that let me stay with you that was not very skeptical next time you're gonna make a joke like that why don't you go ahead and skip it i don't get that one i enjoyed i enjoyed the snaps that really added that really sorry everyone i guess i guess get my way off a cliff but then you won't die you'll just fall oh manifold is probably the most accessible thing it's like it's not even there seeing as you know the the pub wasn't going anywhere i've taken it upon myself it's under new management i am the new managing director and we've also had a name change it's now pub but with a silent e at the end that's a silent knee and uh call my pub the pew until i until i deemed the pub fully constructed it is my pub jack also it was our pub [ __ ] it wasn't yours man it was our legacy i know more about pubs than you to be fair oh to be fair you want to know what i spent my day doing today you better not have been going to the pub because that'd be very illegal jack no i wasn't going to the pub but it was the next best thing day drinking it was great why don't we add the cannibalism onto minecraft that would be hilarious wait that would i mean does that sound stupidly funny to anyone else today we added cannibalism into minecraft i ate my friends and that made it funny a large percentage of my viewers no no no no no no annoying actually what you've done now you might find them annoying look at this guy you got something you got some letter oh [ __ ] charlie help who is that hit him with your first friend no he's not a friend influencer he's afraid he's an enemy he's an enemy this is skeppy please tommy this is dreadful and attractive in a moment we don't need to expand the island i'm removing what you've done okay well that's fine a little too accessible a little too creative for me have you ever thought that maybe your imagination is too inventive yes please reel back your creativity for me thank you what is this this is a game charlie you've done it this is a game so creative it did we're thinking we're thinking well now now it's now this is just awkward oh god no oh god help oh situation here oh man it's exploded anyway okay let me see tommy you can't listen man who do you think was both accessible and you put up a sign that says where the wetters go you bounce don't make me bounce don't make me bounce i'll let you bounce if you hit me i'm going to get real small don't do it real small now i'm going to feel real tiny i'm going to feel real tiny if you whoa yeah listen to him listen to him charlie where are you [Laughter] hey can you take your uh your diamond uh the diamond pants off hello sure i want to go for the ankles no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i've got good i've got good luck right at my height oh how are you little one i'm good should we read a book together oh yeah you'd like that one you here here hey here how about this how about this let's do a little tic tac bone hey can you can you pop the uh can you pop the top ones though sure you know of course i can pout so um what's your favorite contact how's the weather down there buddy are you are you being creative but not too creative i'm not being good okay we all have our space we only paint in shades of grey good good good job so what's it what's life like that oh thank you see i don't know accessibility i want to do tick tock yeah this is all right for me so we're off to get [ __ ] wool are we first to the village because if so poggy chair i like not having to worry about doors ah okay someone has been here taobao was slain by rambu that's good dude already got hatred maybe instead of wool we use like hardened clay i feel like clay is going to be easier to find than wool yeah look here's clay i think this might even be the last one if this is a big old chunk oh yeah this is a big old clay vein clay vein everyone loves it everyone wants it and i've got it oh it's a trident boy ow [ __ ] you give me your give me your trident your [ __ ] ow don't kill me actually don't kill me actually i forgot i'm weak in fact let's go and sneak attack him ready he doesn't know where i am but watch this bam bam and then i'm gone and then i'm gone ready and bam bam and then i'm gone see look at that i'm such a king i'm such a king he didn't drop anything what a dick [ __ ] you get out the [ __ ] way get the clay [ __ ] you bae i hear a spider behind me gearing underground because there's air under here for some reason yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you you can't even get me up there you float like a [ __ ] look at you floating like a [ __ ] i'm just gonna pick up all this clay [ __ ] you and then i leave and i leave just through the wall i leave through the wall and he can't do anything about it you you can definitely get me though see this is so op man oh god oh god oh god oh god through the wall through the wall through the wall hey guys i've got i've got clay they make such a cool noise dude when you run over them is talbot is tubber having a tubbo moment right now yeah i'm having the time of my life that's what i was just seeking new stimuli over and over again nikki how much clay have you got i have one and a half stacks yes a water thing that you can come up with can we call it once and you can swim up nikki we're gonna make this accessible for you next time that's our first job why don't we just one day oh maybe maybe i need to become a wetter oh my god wait i just realized i'm an idiot wait i'm seeing everything very normally because i forgot to put the mods on oh yeah and look it feels all glidey without an elytra it's a weird baby man oh baby man little baby little baby man so tiny that's a thing oh i'm have passed hello hello charlie oh okay wait did you wait what just happened did you just burn all of his belongings you just burned all of his belongings right nikki i'm gonna go and get you walter hello hello i'm coming down hello wait i'm back oh look at that who took the bones from the fun chest that was me i turned them into white terracotta no one is going to have any fun anymore everyone mickey you can come up mickey come on nicki come on that's what happens when you mess with your look i can look i can go on invisible too oh this is great isn't this great isn't this great youtube no one's ever gonna have any no talk about accessibility this is terrible let's all look up and catch water in our mouths sounds real fun it's so good it's so good oh nice you got out of the water into the water i wouldn't attack tobo he's tough he's a tough boy he keeps fighting not tough enough uh anyone want to go on a hunt for my for my people i'll come with you i'll come with you let's go i've been looking for my people for a while wilbur all right and and to be friend with you i need a slime ball i've tried like pushing one out it hasn't happened um i need one for my game of tetherball up there so we gotta go we gotta go find we gotta go find my my family i mean if you wanna save time charlie i've gotta i've gotta i've got a bucket i could um i mean if you consented of course i could try and milk you right right click me wilbur all right so what do i what do i put this like it's like you kind of like really anywhere you can pretty much scoot in here i'll give you a good angle okay um how's that um while we've got to do it for a while or is it like uh sorry it's i'm i'm just a little i'm a little the rain is kind of it's like it's making me a little more uh more it's you know what it's unusual like i can't kind of just dripping off i swear it's not usually like it's fine it's fine usually i'm usually a lot of a lot of slimes have this problem you know it's like what one in every three slimes so don't worry you know i don't i'm not judging that's normal that's normal it's normal it's normal i'm not judging you you know we can just try again later when you're feeling a bit more confident can i just say i am more love in the rain uh it's okay i mean honestly like i always am usually wet right this is a little much right all right don't don't skip on me bro don't skip on me moist is [ __ ] dude i keep slipping man it's too [ __ ] wet out for me here there we go there we go god i'm sorry i'm sorry listen the humidity starts to get a little up okay so does my eyebrows there's a boat down here on this river by the way and you want to just hop in yeah because swamps spawn near the sea so everybody gives me food by chance i have four steaks and i'm going to eat one in front of you just to tantalize you and then i'm going to throw two to you yeah i'll just i'll suck them alright i'll suck them up i'll suck them up how do you eat as a slung uh i take my hand uh-huh i put the food in it yeah i clench everything in my body yeah and i just shove it and i shove it right in and then it dissolves over the course of four to six hours that's pretty good how would you describe that process what about osmosis agonizing [Laughter] take us out to sea missiles i am just like the most miserable hybrid thing on this server i got my render distance on low you're gonna have to navigate for me i mean we can swap places if you want no tell me a little bit about yourself oh you're my uber driver yeah oh [ __ ] so um where are you where are you headed all right yeah so i'm i'm on my way to the swamp uh you've been to the swamp uh no what's your zodiac oh uh i'm a i don't really you know i don't really believe in that kind of that is something that is so leo of you that is so liberal of you i'm aries oh is that a oh that's fine which one's april wait no you can't wait where are you going are you dude [ __ ] aries what what star sign are you what's zodiac you mr ruby driver jesus christ like to know one meal yeah i i would are you actually in aries no i'm like a temple yeah yeah i'm just i'm going in it now i'm in i'm in i don't know how this works wait wait wait wait you think if i you think if i drop on the pressure plate i'll i'll bounce back up i really want you to try i'm going to try i'm really absolutely going to try okay ready and three two one go [Laughter] are you alive [Applause] hype me up bro what the [ __ ] are you saying you know i didn't realize that it would detonate after a timer i kind of thought it would go right away so when i kept bouncing and like the the arc was slowly getting lower i just got like progressively more and more afraid did you forget tnt how to fuse bye sorry that was so leo of me wasn't it okay i don't know if this is gonna be bad or not to say right guys i joined and he said that okay okay listen listen what is i don't know if i can ask this but listen i gotta know okay what the [ __ ] is like a kin list how is twitter going right now what's happening on there what a terrible thing you know the answer you know the answer wilbur it's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] awful how's twitter going [ __ ] oh i'm fine fine i'll be quiet i'll be quiet i'm sorry it sucks it's miserable what's the next question how are you i'm doing well let's go back we can't just keep going back to phil for everything we can we can phil knows let's go i'm stealing it as well i felt it i felt it reverberate through me all right you felt it increase the rate of your osmosis sorry i'm built different dude i'm looking for a crafting table you're so [ __ ] small you get lost in the grass i have to keep bouncing otherwise i can't see where i'm going so really sad yeah jumping along because you can't see i can't i don't stop jumping my natural state is just airborne i think i could take him you want to take on the iron golem it's just defending the village just leave it alone i don't think it could reach me it's arms of the length of its body if i get real no you're just going to die i think if i get real low and i hit him from hit him from the ground doesn't need to bend over if i run around if i run around real quick in the grass like this he won't be able to he won't be able to tell him definitely he leaves he will definitely be able to some leaves i'm leaving some leaves i'm leaving poker okay let's go back i need to grab kelp for nicki on the way back which is good because there's the big chunk arab ocean wall which we can use oh i really thought he was going to say something else just then i got really excited what do you think he was going to say big chunks oh my god i got real excited for a second there are you charlie i'm sorry dude i got [ __ ] chungust one second we're just inventing verbs by the way today jack manifold you're welcome to join us oh verbs i like verbs i like adjectives though too i think we should make more verbs adjectives like what i'm i'm chunkily chubbiest you need to ride in the front because i cannot see over it no baby oh look at you dude you are getting [ __ ] one star for this rock who do you want to go today i would love to respond to you but half my screen is filled with water so i can feel it oh he's so [ __ ] cute yeah i'm gonna start splashing i'm gonna i'm gonna make a public service announcement oh what the hell are you gonna announce oh no are you gonna slam me right now he's really really sweet and small my soft boy sucks man this is so [ __ ] soft nikki agrees this is so awesome i'm gonna shortly chunk this okay wait wait guys there's this song called big chunkis and there was like a week there's like a [ __ ] week of my life where unironically like not for a bit or anything i just listened to the song big chungus and i just like it just goes off man stop me if you've heard it before it goes like big big chunkis big chunkis big chungus i heard it before actually have you heard this one before i haven't okay okay okay and then the second verse big big chunk is big chunks um and then it gets to the chorus and you hear multiple voices big big chunkis you know what i'm talking about and then and then and then the artist one of himself releasing big chungus2 on all platforms oh depicted this picture this drums kick in and there goes big big chunks big tongues big chunks so yeah it's the same one as before but i just like i liked it much much much much better it was just like an improvement overall charlie take this oh [ __ ] for me yeah yeah come again dude here what is what is uh how do we how do you how do bees work uh you gotta like smoke them smoking do i smoke how do i smoke how do i smoke you know what you gotta do i'm small you know i shouldn't play with fire kick in the [ __ ] boat i want honey oh [ __ ] this just okay we're getting out it's right here it's right here the pub's right i hate it in here you know how much it hurts to live all right [Applause] what's up it's the goop group what's going on slug squad coming back at you why are you so tiny again it's the moisture masters coming right at you this looks awesome phil this looks awe-inspiring phil can you designate the fish tank spot okay cool you go get sand oh he's dead i keep forgetting the shift key is like my hubris you know how it'd be how it [ __ ] my i won't i'm not hey do you know what the name of that thing is which you record a sentence into it and it's a keyboard and you press it and it plays a note like the one darth punk used talkbox what you're looking for i thought that was like the thing in your throat that's the that's the thing that's your what like a larynx pal as your larynx don't mistake it i reckon i could fight a larynx i reckon i could fight the lorac could you fight the ones i i apparently am the one slur can i be i'm just doing what comes naturally naturally i'm just fulfilling my destiny how bad can i possibly be now there's a principle of nature that all living creatures know to the toes no idea what this is phil you're so old and we love you oh thanks man phil you would speak for the trees wouldn't you phil do you speak to the trees nope he's been around about as long as they have to be fair hasn't he trees can [ __ ] off whoa whoa whoa let me begin by the way does anybody have like people giving you oxygen this is crazy that you guys have like actually achieved something here nikki we got a nice uh we got a nice gallon for you here i don't know where i am i can pretend to be a fish if you want at least we have do you want me to pretend to be a fish fish are we having a test fish ah no damn test fish test fish test fish how was it it is damp say no more i hope so mission accomplished we mentioned charlie just emerges wait charlie because when you get real small you're the size of one block if you swim can you go underneath half slabs wait i think he might be able to think oh oh i want to try this half slab thing i thought you're about to kill me just then my life flashes i hate you you understand yeah okay so now you've got this little space right this could be where you just have it forever and then if you come through this door you can run out and in then when you run out of air you just run back that's nice guys i have something to show you oh that is stupid oh my god but like halfway through the trailer at the same time a very powerful one i like i like how the difference between me and nicki is that nikki needs to be submerged in water to stay alive in the pub and i need to be in the cauldron okay well that's that's not the cauldron that okay that's just not the cauldron okay i'm trying here i need a lifeguard he keeps on pushing me out i'm trying to figure it out look little baby man the lifeguard at this bathtub actually that's a fantastic screenshot look at him again i'm taking off i'm taking off the shirt yeah this looks so weird photo shoot photoshoot let me see if i can get in this without dying i don't know how this is possible bro what now he can extinguish charlie's real little for me again truly incredible i'm a small guy oh double this is why you don't randomly stab people i've been trying to tell you all of this i literally hit him with a spoon you you shouldn't have hit him at all you don't you shouldn't hit people that's not amazing i'm so sorry being behind this fish tank hoping i had valuables in my showcase i'm just watching you guys here this is my whole stream i'm just here oh my god when the fish comes out of the tank to fight [Laughter] i feel like it's gonna rain i feel like it is too clean eat it thank you i can't believe we spent all that time and effort to make this wonderful tank just a hazy time to eat oh my god so the [ __ ] auto clicker what the [ __ ] [Music] i wanted to be like one note can i have some wood now what what was that i actually legitimately cannot hear this isn't a bit who said that this isn't a what i could actually hear perfectly capable jesus i'm about to [ __ ] unlock tinnitus origin i'm getting out of here good job oh god it actually you know now that now that it's gone it feels weirder yeah there we go [Laughter] my people

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Published: Sat Apr 24 2021