Minecraft but it gets more Realistic

[Music] oh goodness gracious dude this place looks horrible oh i look horrible is this fire something bad happened here looks like a meteor came down to earth uh and there's a block on top hold on is this lava what is oh my it's beautiful it looks like an emerald ore or something must have come from realistic space hold on i want to mine it be right back i think i'm on fire yep i'm on fire okay as much as i like minecraft oh my goodness what the heck dude i don't even have an inventory okay well that's not good and yeah we unlocked low resolution textures yeah look at that man i mean it's not perfect i still gotta squint a little bit to see but hey we made it upgraded we made it fast also i've got eyeballs now so that's nice more importantly i got myself a realistic emerald dude i wonder if this came from the real world if i can find enough clues i might be able to get all the way to the real world myself maybe there's something i can craft oh gosh a realistic crafty body wait a minute i can craft myself some pockets maybe that's what i'm looking for let me craft a chest this is so weird dude all right now i put the chest in the middle and i've got myself pockets yeah more inventory space did it work i can see my little pockets that's cute i don't know how he store a hundred wood logs in there but you know we don't judge did it work yeah all right i don't have a lot of inventory space but i mean it is only two pockets but we're not done yet i'm gonna keep adventuring and see if i can find something else oh guys i found something ooh looks like a big old mine shaft of some kind this video is sponsored by genjin impact explore the absolutely massive open world jam packed with magic beautiful characters dangerous enemies and a constantly expanding storyline genshin just updated to version 2.7 available on pc ios android and playstation utilize seven unique magical elements as you fight enemies by yourself or with your friends with the 2.7 update comes the addition of a massive strange cavern deep in the depths of the world oh i like caves explore this spooky area while discovering the secrets of xiao they also added new weapons items and crafting devices this new water bow user talks very loudly she's always yelling a new music system was added allowing you to play the masterfully made soundtrack and even make your own music kenji impact will be holding a music making contest on social media participate to win cool prizes if this has sparked your interest use the link below in the video's description to start playing for free today look at the logs and everything this does look more realistic than usual they even have little minor hats the boulders i don't feel like a wooden pickaxe would do much to a giant boulder there's a little area down here is that a pickaxe hold on hold on couch check it out dude we got a realistic pickaxe give it to me yeah realistic pickaxe found it is quite realistic it feels weird holding my eight-bit hands over here mining any ore will drop the realistic version of it well that's kind of neat i found something what the heck is this is this redstone or something maybe copper what are you it's iron i assume i can use that to make i don't know realistic armor oh can i get some realistic coal ah looks familiar looks like every christmas morning i'm just kidding uh iron chisel ooh but i can craft realistic glasses just need some glass panes ah what a pain oh they're so cute dude all right that should do it glass panes and realistic glasses do i need realistic eyes to make realistic glasses i guess we'll find out yeah hey our glasses certainly seem to work i look normal the blocks look normal oh that's awesome turns out just needed glasses this whole time i can upgrade my glasses to see even better but first i shall explore i thought minecraft might have bugged out or something there's all these broken logs but turns out nope straight up it is a lumber mill that's here i guess that makes a lot more sense than breaking everything with your fist and looks like we got ourselves an axe here dude yeah yeah go reach realistic axe found yep all right acts as a weapon but also chops a lot of logs down oh okay if i right click with it i could do like a big chop and knock down a bunch of logs oh that's so sweet i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay oh my goodness give me give me give me give me give me give me it's fine i didn't want to use a chainsaw anyway i should not be trusted with it after what happened last time yeah i already have a stack of logs almost sorry lumber folk i i'm kind of stealing all your logs cargo pants i need compressed chests how do i make that oh man i need a lot of chests okay yep this wood's gonna come in handy okay i got 21 chests is that going to be enough i made myself five compressed chests and that'll do it now we just need some leather oh man i don't want to kill you buddy i want you to get realistic with me all right hold on i'll find a village i'm just going to quickly go in here i got to use your restroom real quick you guys yes yes we got pants we got pants i mean i peed my pants sorry guys never mind don't need to use the restroom love you cow okay now hey we got cargo pants look at them i'm looking awesome and then now i got a new row of inventory slots that's gonna be nice these pants make my butt look great okay we made some cool upgrades but i want this place to look way more realistic our upgrade realistic glasses diamond lenses oh my okay i'm on the hunt for 12 realistic diamonds dude these glasses better make me see into the future at that cost oh don't break my toes please i hope this is deep enough to find some diamonds are those diamonds holy cow oh okay maybe fighting 12 diamonds won't be so hard is this actually oh my goodness it's gorgeous darling yeah they look so pretty dude i just get lost in them sometimes just gorgeous let me just get a couple more diamonds here yeah there we go much better oh i missed one i ended up with a stack and a half of diamonds dude aha yep we also found the gold that we needed okay well we shall remove our glasses and now we can upgrade wow are these gucci i mean gucky oh yeah whoa yep that'll do it that's looking realistic dude i can see so well and it only cost me 80 million dollars oh my goodness look at the villagers dude it's looking realistic but i want it to be more realistic oh i can craft a backpack with my diamonds and stuff just need a couple more of these compressed chests ah yeah whoa my axe explodes now when i hit stuff okay and now we can craft our backpack yeah there it is oh i love it now i'm looking like a real adventurer dude i look like i'm about to go on a safari and like take notes of what kind of bugs do what yes this is an orthopod kilo he poops flames okay and did we get yep we got our normal inventory back that's pretty nice dude well now i can see great and look great i know i'm handsome tell me in the comments please but it's not realistic enough i've been kind of mindlessly wandering for a while and i found this desert temple and i don't know about you but it looks a lot bigger than normal temples either i've shrunken or this guy is massive oh yeah something's different about this tomb of osiris 602 bc before crafty that is definitely not what that means moving on oh my gosh i'm a little nervous dude i do hear zombies this is kind of spooky my man and there's something going on here in a weird alphabet is it something i got to stand on squat on throw some diamonds on nope there is an iron door here can we break this oh yeah no problem what's this oh it's a nice shiny piece of gold we got realistic gold coin it says okay can i toss this on here oh i heard ding i think we did something good that or my hot pockets done in the microwave okay gotta get my torches out oh man this is wild there is a piece of wood here can i break this yeah i can and did i get a coin i didn't get a coin okay okay it's stuck past me this is cool dude two down uh let's see oh i see something floating up there come here you beautiful coin i need to make everything realistic and only you are stopping me thanks buddy we got our third coin let's see one more to go is it under this block and nope oh there it is we've got him and yeah did that do it oh that didn't okay okay okay oh that's some zombies oh are you osiris i don't like this oh you are so spooky dude back up man ow ow please don't kill me please don't kill me that's it that's it okay we can do massive damage with our axe if we right click with it that helps ah yeah anything back here careful we got a little parkour yeah sorry buddy yeah we're straight up indiana jones in it right now yeah oh gosh there he is he looks kind of like a gross version of group from guardians of the galaxy you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah okay okay we're crushing this we're making progress too is this lava probably yeah ugh okay oh there's some chests here we got some gold some string wow honestly pretty boring realistic tnt never mind that's not boring that's not boring golden apples as well an apple a day keeps me full of apples not a great idea to eat it now but that's all right i was pretty low on health anyways show us what you got my dude go boom oh my goodness it shoots out little particles now okay things are getting very realistic can i kick the little particles oh my gosh i can let's blow up some dirt yeah the sun sets behind us wow that's a beautiful looking sunset what's more beautiful is more explosions yeah gold reached better animations does it work whoa guys look at this when i break blocks they just fall down like that what oh my gosh when i run i'm naruto run oh my gosh for real yeah what happens if i kill a mob dude yeah he falls down one came up on my screen i won hold on let me kill some more mobs and see what happens i cannot take myself seriously naruto running everywhere dude oh my goodness look at creepers dude hey back up man yeah two oh i don't like that at all no thank you no thank you yeah yeah you gotta die three it's counting up hey yeah oh i'm gonna die i'm gonna die there's five take that there's six and seven i don't like these spiders at all oops i lost my pants somewhere yeah there we go that's better i knew i was feeling a little drafty yeah creeper oh whoa he just flew day five of killing animals and feeling bad about it oh goal reached realistic mobs i see so i had to get to 10 mobs in total i was so confused dude oh my gosh look at this pig holy cow i mean no it's a pig holy pig oh there's a little rabbit hello little bunny this is so cool dude even like turns his head a little bit he's like what'd you say to me oh hello mr villager are you there i'm a local nature preserver and those drowned monsters have trapped a poor dolphin in their ruins you look like a veteran adventurer oh shucks hey could you help the dolphin out i'll reward you handsomely for your help nobody hurts my blue friends and gets away with it i mean technically they're more of a forest green but i appreciate your help and don't worry buddy let's go don't worry my friend i will adventure far and wide is this what he's talking about it was right here okay i don't even know why i crafted a boat something weird's going on around here my gosh the drowns are terrifying yeah yeah how dare you mess with our dolphin friends oh my gosh this is terrifying dude yeah does tnt work underground oh it does it does it does yeah that was awesome they just keep spawning i gotta hurry man where is this dolphin oh it might be behind this wood here yeah there we go there's our dolphin buddy yes don't worry my friend i will rescue you there we go yeah good boy you got yourself stuck in the other prison anyway he'll figure it out come on yes swim dolphin oh yes i feel pretty good about this dude i do love saving lives and especially when they sound like this well you didn't know i spoke dolphin you managed to set her free oh you are a hero here take this toy water gun as your reward uh a toy water gun i mean always happy to help the honor of saving the dolphin was reward enough also i have like 75 diamonds so i'm chilling for life i buried the treasure below your feet enjoy below my feet well this is kind of fun i got a whole buried treasure situation going on is this it realistic water gun there it is and i got some diamonds these are looking different than before so i have normal diamonds and realistic diamonds that's pretty cool but most importantly dude i got a water gun now yeah oh my word this shoots a lot of water this is awesome okay okay this is cool this is cool i take back what i said this is an awesome gift thank you very much mr stranger there you go trees enjoy the realistic water hello my villager friends oh sorry did me to close the door on you wow all right that door is a little loose on its hinges anybody want to have a water fight oh that hurt you i'm sorry dude i didn't mean to i thought it would be fun mr villager uh i don't judge man you be you dude hello my sir do you have anything to oh a realistic emerald for a gps okay i guess i'll trade that it's pointing to a small town okay on my way small town i'll see you soon whoa guys i think i might have found it i found a road of some kind and there's some buildings guys we found the town oh this is awesome yep we got it realistic small town how cool is this man is that an actual bicycle that's sick man the tires are round and everything yeah this feels a little cursed hey what's up you guys is that a car oh what oh my goodness this is so cool dude look at the car i gotta be careful not to get hit in the road oh gosh here it comes this is so sick dude look at this this guy's a little rusted but looking cool man oh i love this so much what's going on here we got a little soccer field happening what are all these cones doing here oh hey buddy what's up man i'm new in town how you doing i bet you can't score a gold on me kid even with a realistic soccer ball that can roll around who you calling kid you're on kid okay all i gotta do is score a goal on this guy truth be told i have never actually played soccer before especially in minecraft but worst comes to worst i'll just pop the ball with my pickaxe okay can i just i can kick the ball like this oh my gosh no way look at a roll this is so cool okay uh i gotta pretend i can do this all the time oh yeah i'm dribbling like it's going backwards hold on it's not out of bounds what are you talking about yeah yeah there we go there we go oh yeah duke around juke around and yeah get in there get in the goal oh come on man he didn't even move yeah oh gosh he just headbutted it come on dude get in there yeah we got it i scored a goal thanks for the game dude have a good day that was cool man this is so weird are these glasses is this a glasses store i mean i wouldn't mind making a little upgrade what do you have in store for me ultra hd glasses see the world only 32 diamonds that's not bad at all yeah yep i got it ultra hd glasses oh they look cool too let's try these bad boys on shall we yes yeah whoa my goodness okay oh look at everything man this world is insane wow villagers looking handsome oh my gosh i would say these glasses are certainly working everything looks gorgeous man look at the sky we're from the irs crafty you need to come with us what everything went dark is there a bag on my head move faster i'm coming i'm coming i'm innocent i tells you i'm innocent oh my goodness i can breathe again is this the irs building guys where did where'd they go okay irs agents apparently also ninjas well they escorted me right here to the irs building aren't the irs the tax people am i getting taxed oh this is getting too real man it looks beautiful though oh man this place is crazy hi ma'am i was escorted here by some of your agents are you wearing a shirt you're wearing a shirt okay i'm mr crafty so you finally decided to come to the irs huh not like you gave me much of a choice your goons got their grubby paws on me head to the back room to your right he is waiting for you gee well that's certainly ominous i don't even know who'd be waiting for me i said to the right okay sorry sorry well i guess this is the room huh uh hello how you doing sir take a seat crafty am i being interrogated i don't even know what i did dude tax fraud what is your defense i don't even know what that is how can i have committed tax fraud if i don't even pay taxes uh yeah got you stumped didn't i nope you owe 2 million in texas you can pay it now or get thrown in jail 2 million oh wow 2 million okay will these diamonds suffice i i suppose so yes all right you're free to go yeah man well i've got no more diamonds it looks like he took all of them i have no idea how much those diamonds were worth but uh hey at least we got the irs off our back so we'll take that uh what am i supposed to do now i don't have money or anything you guys know any free loot around here you can try the storage room locker the storage room locker ah isn't that stealing eh well that was reassuring oh man am i really gonna steal something no dude oh man well this looks like the storage facility they were talking about maybe we could find some abandoned storage unit and just like borrow some cash i don't know i'm pretty strapped right now dude i could use a bite to eat i'll pay it back i promise oh gosh okay looks like they're security cameras and there's security guards here okay i gotta avoid to make sure i don't get detected here okay it's stealth mode activate time maybe i can take out the security camera with the water gun yeah that kind of works go away security camera okay we got it we got it we got it there is water everywhere i wouldn't call it super uh you know stealth but we did our best okay careful there's a security guy right here don't get caught don't get caught all right have him walk by run run run run run run run okay okay we made it i can't get past here i gotta go over here in this direction oh this is kind of cool man i don't know how he didn't see me that guy has no peripheral vision at all run run run this is like a spy mission man okay security camera there we can avoid that no problem there he is oh don't don't don't run run run run run i'm grateful at least the particles show up okay okay i might be able to jump on top of this building here okay jump over this there's a sign on this guy it says crafty storage locker i'm not going to steal anything i just was messing with you guys i'm actually a customer here check this out hey greg the security man thanks for watching over my stuff dude now i i don't have treasure in here but i do want to show you what i do have i've got a realistic heart dude and here's what i've been after this whole time i can craft a realistic crafty body and that's how i'll get to the real world well since the irs took all my diamonds i gotta find a couple more and then we can make ourselves a realistic body and for the first time ever i can see the real world hello mineshaft i missed you buddy oh this is so cool i don't need a bunch just a couple of them for good measure yeah there we go grab a couple of these diamonds that should do i got 16 of them now i can craft it we've got the realistic crafty body i'm holding into my hands this is a little weird and if i right click boom i've got a realistic body and it's so realistic that look i can see my body when i look down isn't that insane so weird i've never seen my legs like this before i don't know if i like it or not but it is realistic a portal just spawned out of nowhere wait a minute is this the portal to the real world did i finally do it will you accept me into real life let's do this yeah whoa ah i made it dude i'm real oh it's super hot out here hello is anyone nearby i'm starting to get hungry oh man this was a mistake

Channel: Craftee

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Id: esGj2_j-Ncs

Length: 21min 42sec (1302 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 12 2022