I Bought $100 "Cosplays"

yeah you're like mom's huh well well well it's been a hot minute i don't know why i died all right it's been nearly a year since i uploaded the last cheap cosplay video and there is a weird reason why mainly i moved house and i didn't have the same kind of set if you will my office isn't as big as the tatami room but i figured kit get over it connor second reason why i haven't really like kept in shape at all and i didn't really want to embarrass myself but i figured kid that's my job i'll do it right so i have a bunch of cosplays i don't know how many i have because i bought them over six months ago so i completely forgot what i purchased which is great because that'll make this more authentic and genuine emily and dice welcome to my house you're probably wondering why i brought you here you're gonna be reviewing my cosplays oh wow we finally get to be in the judging seat these are awful yeah we know right really i want to see a lewd cosplay they're all going to be loot aren't they i have this distinct memory of trying to find this outfit for adults but it was absolutely impossible so i said [ __ ] it i'll buy the one for 12 year olds and we'll see how it goes so i bought this thing so what do you think he's going to come out dressed as okay do you think it's going to be a girl why are you so fixated on the dinosaur thing why did i buy this you have to be kidding me all right let's see if i can fit into this oh no no come on it came with this mask what a great mask it's like a serving tray would you like your hors d'oeuvres and your minecraft steve plate why yes i would ow [ __ ] my wow how do i look do i look cursed do i look like something out of a minecraft [Music] hey boys you ever seen uh minecraft steve dance bro oh oh my god i'm actually [ __ ] so tired already i think just doing like one second of dancing was enough to tie me out i love this one this is great this video is sponsored by bok su i know a lot of you have already signed up to boxu but for those 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this far ahead oh [ __ ] i'm stuck oh so we've had minecraft steve what can top minecraft steve well my next cosplay just might do it i don't know what it is let's find out can you tell what this is it comes with leggings okay stocking sorry what's the difference between leggings and stockings is stockings like the sexier version hey google what is the difference between stockings and leggings it answered it in my [ __ ] kitchen all right how do i wear this then you might know what this is just based off these items if you do you're an og anime fan if you don't know then i guess you don't know and you suck and you should no more is this the pants oh my god those are wide all right well it's been a while since i've done this ad revs getting low i got to start stripping by all right well i don't know where to put this i can probably put it on my boxes right please don't pull my boxes down all right these look too big okay yeah they are a little big and by a little i mean like very big let's just have a wiggle look all right well that all the hell ah what do we even talk about i didn't i mean he's just getting cut out this part anyways like it doesn't matter in my old place i had like neighbors who would like watch but luckily i don't have neighbors who watch any more or unluckily actually maybe i like the fact that i had a bit of a show you know this looks really weird i'm just standing here my pants out and this is on the floor i hate these things because i feel like they never grip enough i'm so sorry this you probably can't take this frame seriously let me let me there we go wait what this is like super long i've attached it to the back here how do i keep my pants up is somebody smart can they tell me how to do this you know what it doesn't matter if it doesn't work let's just do it so it does work boom this is genius feed it through the front like this pull it max so i wedgie myself and then pull it over again and then attach it to itself how do i look i look exactly like her my crotch is being tickled quite heavily i must say not something that i had intended to do today all right and i'm done faye valentine hey what do we think boys better than the netflix one it's it's bad it's bad isn't it wait no no it's not done yet that's why i haven't put the stockings on why they look like businesses i'm gonna make you a stock how do i look boys out of ten what are we thinking fifteen twenty hello ah this is connie cahoon and i'm reading for the part of uh faye valentine don't you know i'm already a fairy i've got hell my life dude well that's very valentine not really too much to say other than i can't feel my crotch all right close your eyes okay they're closed all right are you ready ah oh what are those shorts why is your boat so big bro it's the netflix adaptation dude i'm trying to like maybe crazy oh it's hard what do you mean don't focus i mean it's hot but what well i do like the bulge what is it out of ten four what i can't feel my crotch no more i'm so sorry viewers dude you did not need this in your day today put this on so i don't get demonetised what is this what is this so this goes on like this normally you wouldn't be wearing pants underneath the pants but i don't want this video to be cancelled ah oh no please fit me a bag oh my god i ripped it why did i buy this this just sucks all right i'm a really [ __ ] loud annoying girl milam milan from uh slime this is what you guys wanted this is why you wanted the series to come back at least let me do a character impersonation do you know who this character is you get up your eyes you can't even commit to like the full you always keeping them boxing them oh my god well i can't get my dick out my immersion is ruined you want to see my wigs why did i buy this ah say oh i can hear it breaking oh my god my ass is being wedgied youtube sees like male nips like ah what is that next one this one's in like a small bag so uh i don't really know what it might be i'm gonna wear this swimsuit and i'm not gonna look at what it is all right i don't know what it's gonna be and when i open my eyes i'll find out with you all right please don't yourself youtube i'm just taking my shirt off this video is educational i keep saying the word educational youtube won't demonetized me education science literature the study bachelor of engineering i'll put the mic on my ear that's ah okay i'm gonna close my eyes okay let's put it on one leg in okay i'm gonna put this on ah i'm gonna open my eyes i'm gonna see what it is that i'm wearing three two one it's gone as an ugly bastard okay what's on the back i can't see what it is it's buzz lighty or something what the [ __ ] did i what is this on the back i don't know what it is i guess i'll have to ask emily and die this i'll go ask them now you ready well you can reveal yourself it's gone as an ugly bastard wait what i don't know what's on the back what's on the bed oh my god are you gonna get demonetized bro what is it okay so it's buzz lightyear's ass i like your nipples what do you think out of 10 this swimsuit i think uh sydney would love this i'll give it 8 out of ten i give that a two out of ten sometimes i think i don't deserve friends and it's like this that i do where i wonder why people want to continue talking to me all right boys i guess that's that cosplay let's go to the next one oh my god there's so many pieces what is this let's get the main part on for now let's do that first oh my god the zipper is like shite oh no no no no okay definitely ripped but let's just pretend it didn't oh [ __ ] i ripped all of this this is fine i got like a trash bag all right i'm gaming i'm gaming how do you put on leggings probably whoa it's like you're being tickled all over this is good i think you're used to this i'm nearly done one more piece of the puzzle and it should all be clear [Music] my life i'm still not used to wigs it should be painfully obvious who i am right now if you've watched any anime at all you've probably watched the death note i have a feeling that if misa looked like this she wouldn't be in the show very long i guess if i'm supposed to be misa i should give my rendition of misa right light light light i have daddy issues could you write his name in it that'd be so nice dude i think my misa cosplay is clearly on point i think you know when the live action inevitably gets remade again give me a call i'm writing my name in my death note all right close your eyes believe me i would keep them closed if i could all right ah much better much better i got the cross and everything where's the death note isn't that illegal you know what you look like you look like a rocker dude that's what misa looks like can we go can we get a tweet i kind of ripped a little bit of it turn around oh no what is happening back there it actually doesn't fit me oh my gosh yeah it is dude it's like moses opening the red sea where's the two little twin tail thingies she has i don't know how to do that oh that that's minus points right there how much is to be able to do that come on and you don't have the death note do i really need the death note she gives it away at one point doesn't she wear like long socks i was too lazy to put them on another point what do you mean give me the [ __ ] score before i lose all my points six six yeah yeah oh yeah hey [ __ ] we gotta take this off stop showing your tits connor i'd say that was a very successful cosplay definitely one of the best ones out there i'm not religious but you know i'm praying if i look this good dude god must have had favorites you know what i'm saying so the next cosplay was actually packaged with the previous one so i'm just going to open up that bag and put it on right now you know i definitely bought this months ago because why would anyone buy this now i don't know where am i i don't think this is right i got on the wrong way [ __ ] oh i'm [ __ ] naked why am i tired just from doing this wait what no i had it right the first time ah that's how the sperm feels when it gets trapped in the condom i'm like bro let me out dude let me out if i get this on i'm not gonna get it off all right how do i look i'm the i'm the milf from resident evil you can tell this is like a nine month old video at least i can like do the like choking yeah you're like mom's huh look i'm going through a midlife crisis which is quite concerning because i'm only 25. you can look now how do i look do i look like the milf from resident evil wait i don't look that bad i'll give it a tad 10 but you lack the lipstick so nine i don't even own lipstick where are the tits wow welcome to show business kid oh this is the best one it's the best one okay get this off like this this is the strat oh i'm ripping it finally i get to wear pants let's put on the shirt i don't know which one goes where though oh yeah this goes on first a little bit too small it's so tiring like energy wise having to wear these because it's like oh my god dude this is what performers feel like when they're costume changing all the time big scary cape for a big boy like me okay this is it's like a basic one you literally just tired hey when the capes do that okay well i guess i can't have it on unless i just like wrap it around my [ __ ] neck all right let's put it on how do i look boys oh my god dude i look like a tiger king reject character well yeah it looks like you got a demon here looks like it's gonna take some slaying me and my demon buddies my demon slaying pals it's gonna cost you though well i guess this is the worst [ __ ] demon slayer cosplay in existence so yeah let's move on to the next one close thine eyes three two one go of course no sword why the [ __ ] could i have the sword you know how much work they take to build that sword bro you know how much they would take from aliexpress that wig is disgusting ah i don't know if i'm ever gonna do one of these again i mean we'll see how people like it i guess i also didn't really know how to make this series any more interesting as a creator i always want my videos to improve over time and i always want them to be better and this is one of those video series where you know you the viewers loved it but i didn't really know how to make it any funnier it's kind of like up to me on the day to be funny i'm not all the time but also i i just didn't know what to do like how do you make this series better like it's a fun series to do but yeah it's it's hard to improve it i mean if you have any ideas let me know down below but this might be the last one i don't know we'll see how i feel i i'm not promising anything right well i have one question left what is it so some of you might not know what this series is some of you might well know what this series is this is the thinnest [ __ ] cardboard looking shirt i've ever seen in my life holy moly oh my lord my ass does not even remotely want to fit into this holy moly boys my life this is the true final boss jesus christ and then i put on this oh oh my dick just got [ __ ] crushed oh the little that i have left of it at least jesus christ how do i look okay i got the win ah all right now to finish it off my lady in the photos it's all like swooshed like this oh [ __ ] i look awful i'm so sorry this is abysmal cosplay what's wrong with me i can't even move it i feel like i'm like trapped my chest is being like [ __ ] compressed close your eyes you may look are you ron weasley you look like your average englishman we do not dress like this emily where's the costume thank you emily i didn't know doctor who got their new doctor oh this is so it shoot oh i like that when i could see your eyes out of ten seven seven you give this a seven because it looks like a dapper a little english outfit you don't know your family wait take a jacket off like a really disappointing craigslist stripper i got one more outfit for you all right well i guess [Music] i guess that's it i guess that's all the cringy cosplays that i have i have no more to offer you for now i hope it was worth the wait i i don't know if it is it probably isn't but i hope you enjoyed the video nonetheless i had a lot of fun doing this and i had a lot of fun trying to recall what on earth i purchased let me know down below which one was your favorite cosplay and why and if you want me to continue doing the series let me know down below who i should cosplay next and i'll try and do it in a timely manner and not nine months if i do this again but no promises well thank you for reading all my cosplays emily indirect so go check out my youtube channel if you haven't already youtube.comarichu and youtube.com but of course if you did enjoy this video please don't forget to subscribe to this channel um i upload every two weeks and i'm always live on twitch.tv if you want to come watch me there and we have another channel called connordog as well where i upload a bunch of those videos twice a week so if you're missing me i'm over there i'm doing a ton of stuff and it's it's a ton of fun come watch we do some crazy things but thank you so much for watching this video and thank you evan for putting up with my body you know i bought this costume for the bit but unironically i don't know if i'll be able to take it off hope you guys have an amazing day and uh yeah i'll see you guys soon bye three two one what's up barney you [ __ ] lie to me why are you still here go home the cosplay video is over go go home it's okay i'll be here again in two weeks it's fine i'll be fine i'll be back bye [Music] [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,582,757

Keywords: Cosplay, CDawg, CDawgVA, Japan, Anime, Anime Cosplay, Cosplayer, Cosplaying, Japan cosplayer, Demon Slayer, Cowboy Bebop, Resident Evil, Slime Anime

Id: 7fR8df4i4I8

Length: 17min 43sec (1063 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 30 2022