I Became A Damage God

today we're gonna let damage take the wheel because as we all know that's all you ever need in life with enough damage nothing can stop you wave one complete no problem crit damage is basically damage but we're gonna go for luck because we need better weapons speaking of weapons let's just take another pistol for now now we have three guns and that means just a little more damage for our good friends the idiots i'm hoping also with enough luck we'll be able to find some rare or even better stuff and then things will die even quicker and i have to do even less work and there's no way this plan could fail i've had a lot of coffee perfect plus 10 damage we already have an uncommon item here but it's not for guns so we'll just take another gun we're now a potato wielding boar guns and i'm pretty sure our damage at this point is more than enough to carry us through the idiots especially because they slowly walk toward us dying and i just leveled up again we're not going to stand on the red x's but as long as i'm moving just a little bit we're pretty much unstoppable at least against these basic idiots there's an uncommon wrong kind of damage that kind of hurts so we'll just take hp and then i guess we'll take a little more range and then a double barrelled shotgun oh actually let's take the damage and the shotgun i forgot i could buy multiple things now we have five guns so we've added an entire shotgun to our arsenal plus an extra 10 damage so things are going pretty well most of the enemies evaporate some of them survive a little bit but we'll work on that i find this one very therapeutic i do still feel like we can do a lot better with the damage though we're killing things but they're existing on the screen for more than a second and that's not good enough for us that was wave four so we can have uh triceps for 15 damage and maybe we'll take crit chats okay here's when they can get burn damage extra damage plus damage we lose speed but what do we need to move for i don't really remember entirely what we just bought but i know it added damage and that's all i care about things do seem to be dying a little bit quicker and i do believe they burn now so if they don't die in one hit they're slowly going to burn to death which is also pretty funny i simply exist to torture these things to death i have no other purpose in life and i just picked up i think an item from this it sits in the upper right i think i get to open that at the end of the wave at least that's what i'm hopeful for and then it's full of legendary items or something fun like that a beanie plus 10 speed minus 10 range yeah why not uncommon items plus one damage plus three burning damage we want more burning damage i don't we'll just take basic damage that one's fun 25 chance to deal five damage to a random enemy when an enemy dies then we'll take another pistol for now we will replace those with better weapons as we go but for now we have six guns which seems fairly adequate to killing these things so far especially with our uh immense damage we've been stacking endlessly hoping to pick up a few more items along the way but we'll take what we can get uh maybe we should have gone for luck no that's crazy talk damage is all we need case in point this i can literally stand here and nothing can get to me things probably could shoot me but i don't see any shooty enemies yet this wave is counting down quickly i'm mostly just trying to kill as many things as possible before it ends because i want their stuff acid we could take hp unless dodge yeah nothing touches us anyway nothing can get close enough plus 10 damage why is this one uh you would think 10 would be better and we get some rare upgrades plus 2 damage we have damage on top of damage oh plus another 15 damage on top of that and i think i want a second smg so we're going to discard a pistol smg it is so so far we have plus 65 damage and plus 4 base damage plus 8 crit chance and one burn damage translation this enemies are evaporating at a pretty good rate and yeah i can pretty much just sit here the only reason i have to move is when i want to kill the money trees and i'm pretty sure i do want to be killing those because i really want the money for all those fun upgrades but i think our damage is at least sufficient for now but not what i would maybe call adequate we need a lot more than this nothing's been able to hit me yet a few things spawned really close to me like that but as long as i'm paying halfway attention i'm untouchable there's so much murder it's all i ever wanted out of life wave is done look at all that money and we get rare upgrades uh definitely not seeing any of that damage but we have lifesteal and a rocket launcher where we're gonna discard a basic pistol for our rocket launcher then we're going to add boiling water for plastic burn damage eyes surgery sounds fun too but i can't afford eye surgery right now but we do have a rocket launcher which seems to be killing big guys fairly quickly so that's a lot of fun uh the best part is because we have so many guns the rockets hardly have a chance to kill anything their enemies are often dead by the time the rockets get there but that hurt so we probably don't want the big ones to touch us very much but on the brighter side of things our damage is doing pretty good so far we're still evaporating literally everything okay enemies are starting to stack up a little bit probably because of the addition of the big guys they're just a little bit harder to kill therefore we have less room to maneuver but we're okay but barely here's a good one plus five percent damage every five seconds until the end of the wave minus ten percent damage overall but by the end of the wave we'll be doing great uh eyes are rare we might as well take that because it's a rare upgrade then fifteen percent damage then we're going to take head injury for 10 damage i feel like the game's going to tell me something because the thing that gives you plus 10 percent damage is considered a head injury then where else they're going to take 10 max hp 2 hp regeneration but we're going to start with half health so we start with 15 hp but we should get a lot of that back because we have lifestyle and stuff i think aside from that our damage is still pretty good and things really are starting to get to the point where they basically just evaporate like as soon as the enemies appear we kind of just kill them i mean they will start to stack up a little bit but as soon as we see a single enemy they get evaporated so i'm just gonna hold still in the center here for a second where as long as nothing spawns on me and see if we can handle this the big guy had me nervous but the longer this goes onto the more damage we do so it's only going to get worse and worse for the enemies i did also just find a green loot box so hopefully that's full of good stuff wave complete uh that's not what we want that's the wrong kind of damage plus 75 crit damage are we even doing crets okay well here we go uh projectiles pierced through one additional target yes we're finding a lot of projectiles mutation plus one burn damage plus one damage plus five percent damage so we're up to eighty-five percent plus an extra five damage which translates into this enemies just die even on single shots from our weak weapons things die ow that really hurt i keep forgetting about the whole paying attention part of things it's really not my strong suit uh luckily our damage is more than enough to carry us through this and especially his long the longer this wave goes on the more damage we do so far so good we have 15 seconds left so we're gonna get an extra 15 damage i believe not that we need the help it's just when the big guys come charging and if our bullets are going elsewhere they can actually hit us there's another level up though i like this build run one oh i guess that was it our luck was only 20 here so what about luck if we have 150 luck does that mean we find rare weapons and i guess because we're dumb we're gonna start with a stick that just makes sense i've done more with less the big problem here i suspect is going to be killing enough enemies to actually get some drops to make that luck worthwhile because with the guns we could kill everything on screen pretty easily with a stick we're literally just poking them slowly but we're gonna have a stick plus a knife so that's kind of like an upgraded stick it's like a sharp stick which so far actually i don't mind this at all and quick attacking things are gonna be good because these guys are super annoying because they're so quick and they basically have to be hurting us by the time we're able to hurt them back these money trees are going to hopefully be my friend because they're where the drops are going to come from like whatever that was and that's exactly where the luck is going to actually pay out yay we got boiling water for extra burn damage but we don't do any burn damage well we could take extra burn damage here because sure and then we get to use our fists as well so we're going to be fisting the enemies to victory uh that extra damage probably will actually help a lot as much as i can make fisting jokes all day i do really need that help we're gonna try and kill the money tree there's another item which is hopefully something uncommon or rare this luck has to do something for us at some point uh this weapon combination seems pretty good really so there's another item so the luck's starting to pay out i just had to eat that one there we're gonna keep going because holding still is really dangerous those guys are super annoying i might need like one ranged weapon just to keep them back a little bit because they can get to me really easily and that really hurts 25 chance deal 15 damage to random any when you pick up material yes that's actually really good weapons no longer have a minimum range we lose range but yeah why not do an attack speed or damage probably attack speed okay this one would rely on luck so when enemies die but i think i want an smg for now just to keep enemies back a little bit just and so we can do a little bit of range damage it by itself isn't that powerful right now but it is going to be killing things at a bit of a distance and if we pick up things on the ground now things have a chance of dying also so we're going to be doing a little better in theory we're stronger than we were before but we're not smarter and i usually get worse the longer time goes on in these types of games but we'll try and kill the money tree there's another item which is great we just need lots of those the smg is doing good so far i just realized he's money to be spawned out of nowhere i thought it'd kill enemies for those to happen so now that we know that we could do a little bit better again we just got to be nomads and circle the whole levels okay yeah i think i see the strategy now one bullet dealing one damage is fired from an enemy corpse when they die yes i don't know if i want that one well i guess it's we'll start with the same hp we'll just have more receiving on that plus 10 attack speed and 5 grit chance this one plays right into us plus 5 damage and minus crit that's perfect and then we'll take maybe a shotgun this is kind of a weird build suddenly but it's a luck build anyway so we're just going to rely purely on luck we need to keep things relatively close to us to make a difference especially with that shotgun but we have money trees which are gonna be items pure dumb luck so we've i think already got two items waiting for us which is really really good and as long as the enemies are saying well there's three items oh plus a money tree four items okay see this is where the luck is really gonna start to pay off we're killing enough things that we're getting tons of items which is gonna make us stupidly strong this was a slow burn like at first it was really hard and now i think it's gonna get easier because we're gonna get so stupidly overpowered so we could take armor but we'd lose speed i don't really want to lose speed i really need that maneuverability but attacks over 25 chance to burn damage we could take max hp and less dodge max hp and item regeneration uh then we're probably gonna take 50 crit damage and we get brass knuckles they're like fists but with spikes on them so we're gonna spike fist people then if we take weird food we get extra hp from consumables plus extra luck so we're up 170 luck plus six weapons now which we're obviously going to need because uh this isn't gonna get any easier as time goes on so far so good there's already two items for the next wave i'm not sure if we got hit there or not but we do get a lot of help from consumables so as long as we're able to pick things up and avoid the snails we're gonna be fine okay there's three items coming up and the more those we get the better we should start finding some rare items as we get further into the waves yeah that shotgun is kind of a lifesaver right now at least i think it's a shock and i keep forgetting i have the melee weapon so so i need to be close enough to everything to hit them with those two but that's really hard to do because it gets hard to see and it's really intimidating sitting close to that many enemies because they could probably kill me if i hit them all okay i gotta make it to the money tree we're gonna explode that there's an item perfect we got four items waiting for us again oh that's good extra damage uh hitting an enemy when there's three percent i don't want to lose my speed i don't yeah we'll take a little speed and lose some luck that's a good one okay we're gonna take plus five percent crit chance i think then we're gonna take uh plus 20 luck i'm also going to take snake burning spreads to nearby enemies i'm pretty sure all of our attacks can burn things thanks to one of my skills yeah we're doing five burning damage so the burning is now gonna spread to everyone else we're just sharing the fire with everyone and that's gonna be great because once i get them into a big group in the center they'll all just spread like wildfire there's a lot of enemies though so that's a little stressful we got one item lined up at the end of the round we're just gonna work very hard to keep on picking up healing really this is starting to get stressful ranged builds are definitely my preferred method here it's very hard to um see what i'm doing when i'm this close to everything we're gonna pick up an item though and be greedy uh well we got three items waiting for us at the end of the round so that'll be nice so far though i think uh damage is superior to luck uh luck is working but damage was much much easier to work with okay taking too much damage keep walking gonna pick up some items and heals perfect plus 30 crit damage yes 20 pierce damage why not ten percent damage we lose range but that's fine twenty-five percent chance deal 46 damage for a random enemy when yes okay then we're gonna take six percent speed then i'm going to take the goat skull again to give us more damage with four of our weapons uh we're losing damage to the shotgun and smg by doing that but we're also gonna take plus 10 damage there so we've got lots of money and uh we do lots of damage ow as long as we're close enough to hit things these guys are going to be a problem though because if we got to get close enough to hit them they hurt us oh bullets are bad okay this is where the waves are going to get tricky because the build is really not designed for these kind of things that's some heels though there's an item over here we're going to pick up which is obviously going to make a big difference for us i really did think having all this luck would help us find a lot of rare weapons but i don't think we've found a single rare upgrade so far so maybe luck doesn't actually factor into things like that or i'm just really unlucky despite having all the luck this is where it gets very hard too because i really want to get in there and stab everything i can't get that close to everything no because they'll hit me really quickly i can't see or dodge we're not that close to everything but oh oh we bring the items in automatically i was working so hard to pick those up along the way 20 piers damage we get max hp we get extra speed we lose some luck uh there's a chance to deal damage to enemies well since luck doesn't really seem to be doing much for us let's just take higher crit chance here's some rare stuff plus 10 damage yes well here's also a 50 luck duck so we can afford it we're also gonna take a rocket launcher uh maybe over the uh shotgun at this point so one rocket launcher one luck duck i think that rocket launcher is gonna probably make a big difference for the big groups of enemies i don't know it's gonna help thin them out maybe or something it's a rocket launcher it can't not help there's another item already so that's pretty good yeah it was uh maybe it's just this wave but so far we're actually handling this one pretty adequately like there's less stress involved or maybe the caffeine is finally just kicking in properly there's four items already okay there's five items coming up so we're just going to keep on grabbing whatever we can i also feel like i have an abundance of money like i've got more money than i know what to do with at this point so hopefully we find some rare expensive upgrades it can actually burn up some of that otherwise it's there's no point having it all there's six items i wonder if that's extra luck we've never we found four at best so quick chance losing armor armor losing speed yeah why not but don't want that burning deals twice as fast we do a lot of burn damage and there's extra luck again so up to 250 luck you take max hp yeah why not but then we get here to where we level up and it's still uncommon at best luck doesn't seem to make a difference here so let's take some life steal and again here there's nothing we could take extra damage you can reroll that there's another rocket launcher if we want it which we don't let's re-roll there's a hammer which is like the first uncommon melee item we found so i'm going to remove the fists and take the hammer then i don't know let's reroll one more there's a rare finally but it's a mini gun and i can't afford it now so let's just take an extra oh we can't afford that anyway well we have lots of luck and lots of damage so we'll probably be fine ironically we got unlucky at the end with our drops but this would be fine we're doing lots of hits for over a hundred even the big guys died there i don't know how if that was the hammer or what hit them but something did a lot of damage yeah actually when we get close to things they really melt now probably just finally thanks all that extra damage at the very end suddenly i feel almost invincible i can get really close to whole big mobs and we just kind of kill them really quickly uh well the big guys can get through our defenses a little bit but so far this is actually pretty fun the luck had to pay off eventually and i think it did there's two items already yeah we could just walk into the big groups of people and uh yeah well we almost died there but as long as we get little cactuses we're fine no problem at all oh i forgot that was the last level too but we had uncommon items i guess damage over luck [Music] [Music] bye

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Published: Mon May 30 2022