I Almost Died Skating

[Music] [Music] like yeah you look so cool yeah big man's coming on look at that yeah no hey come away from the wall come to me i just got to get my sea legs oh yeah he's working it big man no you have to hockey stop wait a minute oh he's going he's free wait a minute the eagle is flying all right was that like a new land speed record yeah that was pretty crazy next test go from that wall to that wall you've got to get out into the defense i'll get there soon but hold on i'm breaking free let's do a full lap around first there you go [Applause] oh that was close [Applause] all right danny you're already more graceful than charlie it's all right there's no way this is the florida special right here yeah you gotta you gotta make sure to balance over the blade yeah [Music] [Music] no i'm just skating let's see let's see a nice bar down no no no no come on because as i've learned no matter what i'll never do anything right come on you can do it come on what am i doing far down whoa that's not that wasn't the goal [Music] that's right all right i know i know what we should do matt hold my hands and oh yeah right yeah that's a good idea yeah you're gonna push them you can push them there we go oh i'm trusting you oh [ __ ] [Music] charlie's free from the wall oh man he's closing in escape sideways chip okay on the breakaway there he goes is that connor mcdavid oh wait this is charlotte charles white [Applause] there we go your i mean your hand-eye coordination with the stick is pretty good all right tiana's got it the haters were given out on me my heart was there though i got killed hello welcome to the camel birthing center i'm taking my first step you guys are cute over here he's doing a great job jesus is this your first time ever ever it's pretty good yeah oh boy [Music] oh [Applause] yeah i think i'm just trying to focus on standing correctly at least i don't look like that idiot you can't even do this [Applause] oh he's he's going off for fighting [Music] you shouldn't like go push them and just let them like feel the speed here let me let me hold you that's the last thing i need no no no no no no you don't even have to move your feet he'll just push you even feel what it feels like to go got it [Applause] don't just lean over backwards he starts touching the wall his defense mechanism was just a fall back and let you touch him catch me man i'm not i am this is good oh no oh it's a collusion [Music] be careful with that kind of maneuver yeah i i did skate four years ago i had a small ice skating rink so i do have a little practice lucky you yeah i was really feeling it that day i skated once on a field trip when i was eight years old never even been on skates since i can still feel that gene though you've still got the moves i'll regain the championship holy [ __ ] this is hard when does matt even skate i've actually beard hot beer hockey for like a year and a half matt is good in every sport we know this name is [Music] without the wall yep [Applause] you're looking good it's feeling natural i feel like i'm just on my own two feet nice [ __ ] yeah that was huge that felt good i had a good push off there for a minute with enough practice andrew you can look like me [Music] he's lifted the puck so naturally i was just hustling to make andrew feel better yeah but here's charles whoa that was he was just trying to trick the goalie on that one yeah [ __ ] rocket league [Applause] [Music] the first thing you do is hit the puck [Music] you're not supposed to use your stick like that that's what they call a cross check here comes the wrecking ball hey that was smooth you're single that was pretty good i thought it made it worse nice you guys look so [ __ ] cool i feel nice let's give them gloves when you're out playing this is what you would pick oh god yeah he's beautiful oh oh we got amanda yeah i meant to do that that was my plan this is how i celebrate celebrate skating all right now that i know it hurts i can avoid that [Music] the more they break the better they are at least it's cold so it numbs it immediately right you don't feel the pain so you keep hurting yourself yeah all right then he's right back in it it's like he never even went down here position you hit it better than i do up here [Applause] all right let's just make it a little more natural coming up all right gathering speed he didn't like that one right it's a it's a quick break away all right you still the puck yep there's a guy chasing you but you're faster than him yeah yeah give him one jerk him off here i got you i keep going he's got a quick break he just dumped he just dumped the right defenseman he's in alone [Applause] charles white has to score this to win the game oh no there was a penalty though oh oh oh see the shake and bake [Applause] [Applause] yeah i just gave him a chance they have knocked something loose in his old ankle i think we're definitely having oh i got andrew without pads or a helmet he doesn't need those things where he's gone he's making sure they can't find it [Music] it's a final score of zero to zero there you go a little bit i see it yep when you get good you can do this sure oh that was good now i'm glad we put a helmet on you have a stick try to get up oh hey there we go that's good [Music] all right heads tails is blank call it in the air heads oh andrew which goal do you want to go to facing this one so this one's big we'll stay like this all right come line up right here are you ready getting closer andrew yeah get a little closer hey i got you don't worry oh god yeah charlie's made a breakaway [Applause] charlie's going for the kill [Music] atta boy take a victory lap let's see the celly yeah leaving he's leaving he's almost done i did my job all right i won the game i like how everyone's first instinct when matt's pushing them is just fall back into him everybody's like i caught the [ __ ] out of andrew though [Applause] all right charlie one andrew zero back up this way we're going right here with the tuck okay we're going right here with the [ __ ] ready oh go ahead no andrew charlie's made that okay again oh there we go no that was no that was behind the dots it doesn't count what do you want to hear me no he was behind he was here he was here wait let me check you wait hang on so because charlie committed a penalty andrew gets to go one-on-one with him we're coming right at you all right ready all right let's go i think charlie got it [Applause] the ref is now interfering with the play directly [Applause] oh i'm not coming back from that charlie's on another breakaway somehow wait check the dots [Applause] this is the new form of hockey this is how i escape all right let's see it here we go i'm going to get a goal all right wait let me give you a [ __ ] yeah give me the puck i need to score it i'm going to score on that goal all right matt let's see it here we go what if you like what if you he pulled what if you pulled him would that work better like use it like a rudder like hang on andrew yeah yeah there we go go ahead we gotta go that way man which way are you tired yeah i can't pull anymore you're gonna have to support all right all right andrew oh it's like uh it's like curling [Music] it's good oh he's through look how confident he is now oh yeah i mean this is like look if you need me to stop oh oh now he's going backwards skating's for babies bro what the [ __ ] is this you need to bend down and pick up the puck oh you got it this is ice bowling no look oh he made it and then he goes down to celebrate it's the praying pose yeah he did [Applause] get a i don't know if you look pretty natural all right nice okay once i get control of my knees i'll be unstoppable that's the final frontier i was making race cars god you're so [ __ ] cool jesus whoa finally remembering how to move the goddamn car yeah [Music] we're doing the make sure that you're not actually gonna hurt me the score on that challenge [Applause] what the [ __ ] is this a real technique i forget what they do what do they do they flip it back onto their stick yeah score on matt challenge charlie's starting you can skate in if you want i decided not to okay oh he saved it all right are we ready ready [Applause] oh you're not ready for this wrist shot did he score he did turn and push i think you almost just speared as nuts absolutely well that's one for charlie your turn andrew now charlie scored so the challenge is can you score without hurting yourself i will see if i can tie the record all right where do i start wherever you want back here you can skate in you can shoot from a distance i'll start right here with this puck okay right here you're going this way yeah all right all right there you go come on there you go come on hang in there all right matt you're ready oh he saved that one too that was a valiant effort though [Applause] [Applause] oh i think that was the best shot we've had yet oh good save fancy footwork yeah have a good shot good shot so far both kelsey and momo have done better than andrew and charlie yeah try again i agree let's go and you do it concerned with you again yeah all right andrew's got a secret up the sleeve yeah you ready man all right oh look at this strategy [Music] [Applause] wow how does it feel to be a loser body checking's legal in hockey i didn't do anything wrong yeah carrying the puck might not be but everything else is fine tiana versus matt nice shot good shot [Applause] did that make it easier or harder much harder really that's not even andrew anymore that's [ __ ] wayne gretzky here's the race you guys are gonna start down here do like uh slalom through the pucks okay jesus the last two at the end you have to push it in with the big traffic cone all right all right so both of you start behind the behind the net three two andrews oh andrew oh oh no he missed it he missed it [Music] yeah charles is the winner yet again look at him cruise nice i know you were such an extreme sport artist i know i dialed into the zander zone nope it looks like uh somebody's standing like over a dumpster fire do foot lower for me than charlie so i'm skating like this it doesn't feel good

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Length: 26min 50sec (1610 seconds)

Published: Wed May 19 2021