♪♪ Stacey: Guys, I told you
it was illegal to have three people
on a moped! Well maybe we wouldn't
be in this situation if Karen's car hadn't
run out of gas. Well, maybe I would
have filled up if there were a way to tell
you were out of gas! There is, Karen. It's called a fuel gauge. How have you not
known about that after you've been
driving this long? I don't know. I just guess when to get gas. What do you do on road trips? It's absolutely terrifying. Police officer: All right,
do you guys know why I pulled
you over today? I'll handle this,
boys. [crying] Officer,
they kidnapped me! Both: What?! You're being
kidnapped right now? Yes, ma'am. Karen,
what are you doing? Avoiding a ticket. Um, you're avoiding a ticket. We're going to jail! Oh! On second thought,
I take that back. You're not being
kidnapped right now? The point isn't why I'm crying,
it's just that I'm crying. So, no ticket. License and registration,
please. What? Man, crying always works. Yeah, not on female
officers, Karen. Their ovaries make them
immune to insincerity. Man. There were like ten guys
on a scooter that passed us and she pulled us over? Yes! One of them was a dog! I know! Now what you got to do is flirt
your way out of a ticket. Ooh, I'm in! So leave this to me, the tall,
dark and handsome one. Did he just claim dark over me? I think so. Here are your documents. Hey girl. You ever been to Jamaica? Uh-- Jamaica's famous for its goat
curry, and rice and peas. It is. <i> You know, you don't
wash your hair,</i> and you can grow
nasty dreadlocks-- Okay, Adam! It's about being ditzy, okay? I'm sorry officer, can you say it again like
really slow this time? Okay, I pulled you over becau-- [exaggerated laugh] Oh my goodness! You're so funny, stop
looking at my lips! No. Stop. Oh my goodness,
you stop. Nope. Stop. You're so funny! Stop it, you! <i> Stop!</i> Okay, you are all acting
very suspiciously! I want to see
everyone's IDs. What? Okay-- I want to see everyone's IDs! Karen:<i> I thought she liked it.</i> She was smiling. She was so happy! Officer, the truth of the matter
is that my man Carl here had some old tacos
for lunch, and it just-- Not to get
into too much detail, but I got what the locals
call Thor: Ragnarok. You know, some call it Harry
Potter and the Goblet of Fire, if you know what I'm saying. Ooh, or Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Yes! <i> Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom.</i> <i> Mad Max:</i> Fury Road. Some Like It Hot! What Lies Beneath! Wreck-It Ralph! Grapes of Wrath! Stacey:<i> Oh, Apocalypse Now!</i> All: Cloudy With a
Chance of Meatballs! So good! I love that one! You all need to stop talking. Do you know why I
pulled you over? Um, three people on a moped? No, that's not illegal. Your taillight's out. That's it? That's it. Here's your ticket. And I wrote my number down in case you're serious about
that whole Jamaica thing. [gasps] Uh, I wasn't. Goat curry gives me
The Force Awakens. Hey, hey, hey! Thanks for watching! Make sure you subscribe
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to get out of a ticket. [voice breaking] Like I
can cry on command. Oh, man. I just want to hug
you and make you-- Psych! [gasps]
