When Asians run out of rice

steven uh where's the rice in the kitchen i can't find oh yeah we ran out of rice yesterday okay why you don't get salmonella well it's locked down right now so you can't go to chinatown so we can't get rice yeah we can't buy rice right now oh my god what will i have with my msg call unicef it's an emergency hello beijing embassy we need air support that we have a lot of food i failed my family uh we have macaroni and cheese i don't want to eat spongebob's elbow that's so much cheese what will i fry with my egg uh okay we have some ravioli as well oh that's a trap it looked like dumpling i tried once not dumpling you know there's a chipotle down on the street last time i eat beans i fought farting so much i went to hospital did you want me to order pizza so much cheese again whose idea was it to try expired milk it's desperate time don't tell your grandfather okay why hello panda express

Channel: Steven He

Views: 1,519,178

Rating: 4.9865909 out of 5

Keywords: Asian, Rice, Steven he, skit, comedy, joke, hilarious, sketch, snl, chinese, asian dad, asian parent, asian son, funny, tiktok, beans, cheese, food, chinese food

Id: qI-k9QGNbR8

Length: 1min 4sec (64 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 08 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Mark_XIV]

No rice?!? HELP!!!

[u/RithJPT]

Steven He

[u/Icemogianst]

Continuation: ,they run into panda express