When Tourists Are Asian

this is the great country of america this is where chinese food was invented oh my god that's a tree the traveler usually had a sale and my dad bought a trip to vermont because it was 75 percent off don't go get this why you don't why you don't stand up straight what the hell well you failed geometry so we we landed and uh a white van took us and dropped us off here you see that looks so good look oh my god it's a cat it's just a cat that that's an american cat he does have a camera but he thinks it's broken because he doesn't know you have to remove the lens cap before you can take photos i could tell them but it's the only entertainment keeping me sane right now it's made in china my uncle probably made that hello sorry i take a chicken come come come stay still see don't move don't stay still uh that's a chicken that that's an american chicken everything in america is so beautiful oh my god this artwork made by the the the van gogh or picasso uh it says it's made by even steve dead no i'm pretty sure it's picasso i take a picture stand under the the thing go stand under i take a picture of you under the picasso come on hi hi stephen go higher why are you so short stephen look just the ancient art effect is really special take a photo of me what the hell how are you taking the photo i look 10 years older it's not me he looks like that in real life too oh my god it's matt damon it's not matt damon so he's a huge fan of america but he's never seen an american before except on tv hello can i can i take a photo with you i'm flattered but i'm not famous why you're too handsome not to be a movie star i know jackie chan listen i hook you up okay so what what's famous around here uh well new york city is not far from here so new york oh new york has good china town my cousin told me stephen stephen we're going to chinatown we came all the way to america to okay [Music]

Channel: Steven He

Views: 8,854,095

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish

Id: BqcJhWtoim8

Length: 2min 42sec (162 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021