Beijing Corn: Taste Failure

[Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] yeah we're we're out of budget so the crew is packing up we're gonna go home what the hell i paid you all 20 cents where you going welcome to beijing kong the kong grow in the magical land of beijing the soil is so pure you can taste the failure all the cows here play piano so we thought having some chicken can give us better atmosphere but they just ate all the kong so we only have three cans left meet our local farmer every morning we bring the water up for the mountain but there's water right there 3am every morning i come on the mountain to join the rabbits to sing despacito a ancient ritual that really distills the disappointment into the kong our kung so thumb it grows out of trees in fact i didn't even plant kong i planted rice look at some of our top rated reviews i don't know what this is but this guy in a gray suit won't leave me alone i'd rather be audited fantastic stomach cleansing quality as you can see stressed out at work need to relax beijing kong has calming quality did your son get beat in mass give him beijing kong disappointment guaranteed so get your limited edition one of three beijing kong to date that's not a marketing technique we only have three cans link not in the description because this is not a real product thank you irs [Music] beijing kong

Channel: Steven He

Views: 777,169

Rating: 4.9660068 out of 5

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, Beijing Corn, Corn, Farm, Asian Dad, Asian parents

Id: JBYQoX9SpnE

Length: 2min 58sec (178 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021