How Asian Parents Whoop Their Kids

hello i am a professional asian that i specialize in failure management okay good creating punishment is very difficult but creatively fulfilling i try to find an artistic expression while at the same time dealing the physical and emotional damage stephen hold up your hand up higher hold this pillow see the genius of this punishment is it look easy to hold the pillow it's not easy okay stephen i go watch gordon ramsay you move i will pin your ass okay i never look i just feel possessed anyway the unfairness delivers extra emotional damage very effective next we have one of my favorites go get a stick for me to beat you with your teacher cole said you excel in math with 99 i don't have a dictionary but excel must mean stupid where the hell the other one percent why you eat it go get a stick usually that i get a stick a broom a lamp whatever nearby but once a week i give him special treatment oh no oh that's gonna hurt like hell no okay that's better because steven's so stupid he don't know the smaller sticks hurt more see the big sticks are just sticks the smaller sticks are whips great the confusion that brings a extra very special psychological damage very effective oh what's that you're you're not the you're not the best player on the team if we talking the punishment we have to mention the holy grail the slipper oh what you forgot to cook the rice oh okay this one my grandma passed down to my monk my mom passed down to me see the most amazing thing about the slipper is the quick draw speed if your son forget to cook the rice bam you can have slipper on bomb in 0.3 seconds however lat the defining tray of the slipper is the long range capability i know it looked like short-range melee weapon for defending the disappointment if you need that distance it doubles as a long-range weapon this weapon was invented before physics when we were back in china you can finesse it through time space i never look i just i never look i just will possess it

Channel: Steven He

Views: 1,134,719

Rating: 4.9859204 out of 5

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, immigrant parents, asian parent, whoopin, ass whoopin, beat

Id: TsSP-nHjZ0Q

Length: 2min 47sec (167 seconds)

Published: Tue May 04 2021

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