How I RUINED My First Pokemon Nuzlocke

[Applause] pokemon nuzlockes the challenge where you can take a fun game about collecting creatures and introduce permadeath as nature truly intended how does it work you ask while simultaneously clicking the subscribe button well the rules are simple if a pokemon faints it's considered dead and must be released you may only catch the first wild pokemon in each area if that pokemon faints or flees you don't get another chance you must nickname all pokemon to help form stronger emotional bonds we're going to be using a variation rule which includes the duplicate species clause because nobody wants five pidgeys if all pokemon faint it's game over and that's really it this is pokemon red we're talking about here but if you want to see more nuzlockes kindly comment below which gen you'd like to see me do in a similar style video alright peeps pokemon red i don't know if i'm going to be able to complete this i'm going to try my best my journey begun as it always did remember it all caps as an 11 year old being shoved out the door by a single mother and ordered to go collect wild animals to take down the mafia well that second part wasn't part of the agenda but spoiler alert for a 25 year old game it kind of falls into place i stumbled into professor oak's place and was presented with the og's bulbasaur charmander and squirtle everyone's expecting me to go charmander and name him pumpkin but that's not gonna happen i felt a huge wave of remorse flowing through my veins after years of clowning bulbasaur and decided it was time for the redemption arc so i chose spice my new bulbasaur and was excited to embark on my journey oh oak's grandson zach was here too and we named him little z because that's what the people demanded and he picked charmander and just straight up countered me frame one because nepotism runs deep in the oak family of course of course you tall going charmander grandpa asked you to run an errand here this will help you no hesitation just handed the map right over benedict arnold i have balls now all right who's it gonna be first pokemon i'm holding down b even though likely doesn't do it all right first poke ball look at us we're on a roll this is a homage to youngster joey let's see who we can get new area new pokemon new year new me oh oh we're getting a neato king baby i wish i had more pokeballs than five because a crit would kill nidoran come on stay in the ball let's go and currently it is the king of the stock market so gamestop the neato king things were going smoothly until i accidentally stumbled into zack outside of town with under-leveled pokemon and uh oh no i'm doing no damage oh this is the end it wasn't long before i was humiliated so i screwed up but hell bends on revenge rewinds bye mom back to oak's house bulbasaur zach charmander you get it all right now the real nuzlocke begins i throw you guys off i made you think that i was gonna do the nuts lock on the last one it was just a warm up i found my way past route one through the viridian forest collecting some new friends along the way all right i'm ready for you this time nobody's stopping me not even little z we went from getting demolished to absolutely steamrolling our rival in this battle didn't even touch us i just didn't even leave a scratch but that would have been a pun you know what i'm the king of puns not even a scratch there it is the weedle that will carry us through brock's gym this is a pipe dream we've done it so we're gonna get a kakuna great all right take three because there's a species dupe clause and i don't know we just you know what i'm doing here all right take god damn it jeez what is with [Music] all right try the right side now where there's guaranteed a different pokemon come on literally anything else [Music] just get a pikachu they say just get one it's fine get one i had made it to the first gym with four pokemon spice junior jerry kfc and harry bug clearly a real ragtag bunch but little did we all know that one of these would go on to become the literal anime protagonist if you're unfamiliar with the run take a wild guess and see if you were right at the end of the adventure i'm brock i'm pewter's gym leader and pervert in rock hard defense and determination we got this we got this we got this okay this is this is painfully slow but you know what it's working he can't take me down his leech seed is actually broken that's our first badge boys and girls we made quick work of brock and his goons they felt like a ton of yeah you get it imagine getting defeated by somebody named loser how embarrassing do you think that is put on a shirt maybe he hands over the boulder badge a tm and we're on our way to the mysterious mount moon a mystical mountain known to be littered with rare pokemon and shards of fallen stars but it's mostly just filled with zerbats alright so a little under level i feel like we could probably take on some of these trainers try and rob them for their money but the important thing is we need to get hairy bug leveled up i just want to know if like youngster joey wakes up in the morning is like all right got my spot i'm going to stand on route 3 and i'm not moving until somebody walks in front of me and then we're fighting and if i lose i will hand over money unprompted hi i like shorts they're you could tell they didn't really know what to write when they translated this game you have someone who's like [Music] hey i like shorts oh oh finally something else all right we're catching this jiggly puff stay in the ball please it's ryon good you'll die if you don't [Music] it's done before arriving in cerulean city i decided to pop into route 4 pokemon center because the team needed a little bit of tlc and this is where the run would change forever while waiting for my pokemon i decided to chat with one of the other patrons in the waiting room and he told me he had the deal of a lifetime for only 500 or whatever the currency is in this world i could be the lucky owner of a magikarp i knew that i was a way off from being able to catch one on my own and i felt sorry for the little fish so i rounded up some of my money that i had stolen from children and i paid the fee i know what you're thinking it's just a useless magikarp and that may be true but he won't be for long look at this we're thriving now we went from losing pretty early on to we have a full team now we got hairy bug we got jerry we got kfc aka kanto fried chicken spice junior hbox and jake a couple of newbies that we're gonna have to level up but they have they're showing a lot of potential and we're glad to have them all right first pokemon of it's probably a zubat it's a zubat did you think it wasn't going to be a zubat loser use pokeball because only a true loser would want to catch a zubat why that's not a zubat hey kid we're pulling a big job over here i just think it's funny how the entire story of pokemon red and blue is just this team of run by a mob boss getting dethroned by a 10 year old yo oddish looks cursed in this game cursed all right jerry the goat coming back in jerry's the closer jerry's the mariana rivera of the pokemon team [Music] critical hit did you really expect anything less of jerry a deep in mount moon we were greeted by one of the hardest choices that i had to make in my young life a choice that would define me as a person for the rest of my days helix or dome fossil dome of course kabutops for life oh uh yeah spice junior also evolved he looks kind of froggy in uh red and blue look at that smug little grin on his face we emerged from the cave like a world of warcraft player after completing the latest expansion this is a joke please don't hurt me wow players i emotionally kicked the door down to the cerulean gym and made my way to the second gym leader misty it's literally just a public pool by the way i'm 99.9 sure that dude floating in the water just peed multiple times because he refuses to get out of the water to even battle his opponents man in his speedo wants to fight no thank you there we go level 20. jerry we believe in you it's time let's go star you is just going to go down like one shot a level 18 that's cute watch this now because we have a four digit iq and chose bulbasaur as our starter we demolished misty or you could say that misty got washed because she's the a water type gym leader i was feeling pretty good after my second badge and decided to take a little stroll across nugget bridge and here comes zack again i swear we can't get rid of this guy bodied again [Music] oh please i don't even have should i put it to sleep or should i just throw the pokeball because if the thing leaves i really want an abra stay stay no no no oh an oddish oh i'm about that i have you now stay in the ball why couldn't abra do that for me the consolation prize so we're gonna name oddish abra during the day it keeps its face buried in the ground at night it wanders around sowing its seeds so like any desperate single person we stumbled upon a crime scene so of course the police allowed a pre-teen to enter and take a look around and this is when we encountered team rocket who had just happened to still be at the crime scene while the cops were there they're just wait he's just hanging out in the yard there's a cop literally in front of the building now i'm not a criminal but i'm 99 sure that uh that's not the way it'd be a good criminal next thing you know i'm in a little cottage in the middle of nowhere trying to transfer the consciousness of a man from a pokemon to his original body i'm not joking bill's corpse was likely just laying somewhere or maybe he swapped it and the pokemon was in the body i'm still not really sure so after saving this man's life and defeating team rocket he repaid me the only way he knew how with one ticket to a luxury cruise liner that we just had to john wick our way through the passengers and zach again to ultimately rub the captain's back because his tum-tum hurt rub his back as he's puking into the he's standing in front of the trash can so he's probably vomiting right now and he's like here take cut and go away by now i was really forming a bond with my pokemon well at least the ones that i liked so we took a breath after our run on the ssn and it was time to get our third badge yo champion making lieutenant serge has a nickname people call him the lightning american is that canon yeah you know the good old lightning american lieutenant serge in fact his ranking alone suggests that there have been wars in pokemon's lore which means he's definitely seen some and speaking of feces i had a great time rummaging through his multiple trash cans to try and find the correct door switch nope definitely didn't spend 20 minutes on this puzzle what do you think you're doing here i'm the lightning american you won't live long in combat lucky for us jerry aka the goat the top .01 percent of raticates has dig so even the strongest raichu won't even be able to land a single hit i'm only gonna need one pokemon here of course the attack missed because i'm underground here comes jerry surprise no damage run that's it that's the third gym we clean swept serge's entire team without breaking a sweat and i was confident that we were on the route to the perfect pokemon nuzlocke the future was bright i know this seems like a clever pun because we're about to get flash and head through the dark tunnel but we're skipping that entirely because nobody cares about it lavender town gave me the creeps as a kid i remember pulling up on my bike and hearing the eerie music and thinking my game boy pocket was busted it was always the odd town out considering there was no gym but this is where i would discover my favorite pokemon of all time haunter now we couldn't do much considering we didn't have the spooky ghost lens yet but there's another rival battle here so i'm not passing up the opportunity to mock zach's dead raticate i mean that's just the theory i'm not saying it wait since when is execute so big that middle egg is like humpty dumpty charmeleon with the thick thighs thick thighs save lives in this case nothing was saved we're in a we're in a mass grave site and he's like smell you later i'm out of here this place sucks next up celadon city aka the atlantic city of pokemon red and blue where we learn to gamble as children the department store is dope though i mean they have a bunch of cool items like evolution stones that i guess you rub on your pokemon to force into an evolution or do they eat it either way now we have a vile plume it's also a great town because you get a navy ollie it is you know what we gotta put our other cat in the game so now we have ollie the eevee finally fire dog look how cute he is we gotta catch growlithe because we need fire type even his roar is adorable he's scared he scared me away i may not have had any fire type pokemon for erica but that's okay because ice hits just as hard and jake was strapped with ice beam this gym is great it's full of women [Laughter] here we go just gonna steamroll them with ice beam [Music] they felt like domino's and the rainbow badge was mine you know what else is great about celadon city it's also the home of the god damned underground crime syndicate that you have to infiltrate and defeat to retrieve ghost glasses shouldn't this belong in somewhere like area 51 or something but now with the silk scope in hand we climbed to the top of pokemon tower where it was our duty as a visitor to release the morning soul of marowak even we couldn't identify the wayward ghosts watch this oh yeah i got one of those i got one of those i only stole it from uh a top secret lab gone intruders they're talking to us they're talking to uh oh it's an actual ghost and it turns out to be [Music] oh it's a loser received a poke flute hooray but he doesn't know how to play it poke flute obtained snorlax awakened and caught okay it's ball time no we're this is like the avengers and we're trying to recruit hulk right now but hulk just doesn't want anything to do with us [Music] jake oh oh my god stay in the ball or i'm going to kill you this is your last warning [Music] i'm sorry it had to be this way at this point all the pokemon we catch are just part of the insurance policy if things go south most of them are getting boxed and forgotten think back to some of your oldest cartridges and how long you've had pokemon just chilling in the pc just wondering when their beloved trainer would return fuchsia city home of the safari zone for just 500 you get to hunt these poor animals if any of these pokemon run away or die we're out but we can only get a venom at here let's let's feed it again eat eat the snacks that's how you lure me into just feed me so nervous uh back in the day hey we got better net back in the day all i wanted was a tauros and it took me forever and i remember exactly where i was when tauros finally popped up and i was able to catch it so like does this count as a new area i would assume so so you know what we are going to catch another pokemon we're going to treat ourselves we can get that damn neato king we we can get the neato king you know king doesn't afraid of anything we mean i miss the pokemon i clearly hit it right in the face are you what stop eating no we're never getting that nitto king i think this is one of my favorite parts of the game as a youngin catching a bunch of rare pokemon that's rolling up to koga's gym best kanto gym leader by the way i was always terrified as arbok as a kid because just the the face on like the what part of the snake is that called the hood of my snake that sounds gross you see he's a ninja but we could sneak up behind him so he's not a good ninja hahaha a mere child like you dares to challenge me very well i shall show you true terror as a ninja master you know how it goes another one-sided battle because we have jerry which is kind of unfair to everyone else i think someone should let all these gym leaders know that they're legally allowed to carry six pokemon i don't know why everyone has five it's like showing up to a gunfight with like half a clip of ammo you're already at a disadvantage sorry koga you might be the actual worst ninja i've ever met in my life also the only ninja that i've ever met in my life but it was i who's the ninja here as i metaphorically teleported behind koga and put him down to claim his soul badge soul badge i'd just like to point out that this entire time we're using a doe duo that has fly to fast travel which is hilarious to me wait why are there two oh is she just like in oh i get it this one's the gym and this one's the gym gym which means this over here must be the gym gym gym clever trying to throw us off is that really all it took just get on the elevator pop over to the top floor excuse me is this the right way oh dude's got him a choke machoka looks like he had him a stroke blah blah infiltrate another team rocket strongholds continue to humiliate our rival zach save the president of silvco no big deal just your average monday why wouldn't ah losers so we meet again the president and i are discussing a vital business proposition i can't read i'm sorry keep your nose out of grown-up matters or i'm going to beat you i am literally going to punch a 10 year old in the face john come at me with a real challenge though i have to thank you in some way here's one third of the company because i'm rich i can give you anything here maybe this will do oh we got the master ball now oh i was just gonna roll up and uh take one of the items oh i get i get a hitmonchan or hitmonlee here yeah whatever okay get out of the way give me a pokemon and we're just gonna name him defeat question mark all right we conquered the gym now we have to go to the gym gym she sees jerry she sees that absolute unit just walking around going from teleporter to teleporter and here she is she's about to get these claws oh we're far in the game now these are supposed to be hard battles they're just annoying the power of friendship will carry us through this battle and every remaining battle nobody goes all right six badges we two left two badges left and then we're gonna murk the entire elite four i was on top of the world i couldn't be stopped i headed to the power plant because i'd caught wind that there was a legendary pokemon by the name of zapdos and i wanted a piece of the action but i flew a little too close to the sun because in the blink of an eye ali our eevee was killed okay i probably should choose the words out of my mouth better but i'm afraid to touch these balls for this reason like it's not even fun fighting them because i'm going to double kick and then voltorb is just going to kaboom and they're all level 40 so like i'm afraid because one wrong move if i'm not full health and i get critted by a self-destruct i can die oh please don't do it come on we have like the perfect run going please stay alive please stay alive please don't oh thank god okay this one this one is clearly an item damn it i can't catch this one [Music] come on indoor endure no crit no crit stay alive stay oh god wait is that zapdos i can easily die here i'm having an internal struggle right now whether or not i want to use the master ball right now to have another level 50 pokemon going into the next couple gyms all right let's let's see what we can do yeah did a little more ollie hang in there hang in there we're not healing you just yet you got to work a little bit harder than that oh my god not very effective but it still hurts i don't want to use the master ball if i don't have to i feel like that's the cop out if i was a coward i would throw the master ball right now but i'm not a coward okay we could probably withstand another crit so we're gonna thunder shock him again all right one more oh my god our eevee was killed by a giant bird i had grown too cocky and the only way to humble me was through death i didn't even want the zapdos anymore i wanted blood i will cut you for hurting my jolteon you better get in there what i missed [Music] oh dude this zapdos so i stomped it out left its body for the rattatas and i took the corpse of my beloved ollie with me he will not have died in vain we have to say goodbye if we can get some f's in chat in the comments for ollie who's about to be released in the wild forever but never release from our hearts goodbye ollie thank you for your service [Music] with the freshly dug grave we set sail for cinnabar island on the back of jake and we just couldn't walk into blaine's gym because he has dementia and locked himself inside so time for a quick fetch quest boom bam pow all right here we go badge number seven let's talk to the hype man yo champ in the making the hot-headed blaine is a fire pokemon pro douse his spirits with water spit on him blessing our way through the hybrid game show free-for-all that's currently taking place in cinnabar's gym you know that also sounds like a senile old man scenario arthur they're back again trying to steal my show sorry to extinguish your dreams blaine but i do have surf [Music] thanks for the volcano badge still warm too that's weird time to get lost in a cave for another hour all right there you are okay i'm i'm not dealing with this again i'm just gonna use the damn master ball leave me alone mcnugget the articuno well i guess there's only one gym leader left uh that jim was locked earlier in the game i i wonder who the last gym leader is oh all right so we either have uh made a horrible mistake here by fighting giovanni or we're just gonna get the eighth badge and move on with our lives but seriously giovanni's a pushover he doesn't even have six pokemon you're supposed to be like the big bad boss at least you know fill up your uh your slots and giovanni has such badass pokemon he has a neato king arguably one of the most badass pokemon in existence go ahead try to name a pokemon that's more badass i'll wait no really i'm gonna wait go comment that's three times giovanni don't you don't like a gun or a crowbar you just rolled over to a tween with a salad frog and gave up your life a crime just my favorite part of the lore how in spite of giovanni trying to create a mob organization to take over the world he's still like part of the the pokemon league he's like yeah you know i'm also the eighth gym leader it's my it's my side hustle now with eight badges in hand you know what time it is if you guessed another rival battle then you are correct before heading over to victory road and the elite four zach needed to try to flex one more time after all this is what we've been working for for the last three days the gloves are off the balls are out pokeballs the pokeballs are yeah so everything is going as planned until alakazam showed up it's always the alakazam i wasn't even prepared for it but nobody ever is hell i couldn't even get an alcazam if i wanted to the best i could do is cadabra who did this scum trade with but a sacrifice was required to make it out alive and that sacrifice was jake our friend our protector most importantly our surfboard sure i had extra pokemon somewhere but they had no backstory i had zero emotional attachment to the tangola i was given in someone's house oh no oh i wasn't ready i was underestimating this alakazam charizard will destroy spice junior oh man jake was the oh no oh we're gonna use physical all right we're gonna take we're gonna take jerry out you get cocky and stuff like this happens oh god all right he crit us he create us uh we can hyperfang him come on jerry indoor endure jerry you're gonna carry us you're gonna carry us i managed to make it out alive and after a proper burial for jake we headed for the elite four there was no turning back now the elite four are the most notorious pokemon trainers in the kanto region they are regarded as the toughest just short of the pokemon league champion now with jake and his eternal resting place recipes jacob forgotten it was time to tag in the only other pokemon that could use surf that i totally didn't forget about this whole time lapras aka boat boat boat enter boat whose back we would sail upon to face the elite four but hang on a second that one dude who checks the badge that is just kind of like floating in the water all day his job sucks this is the elite four it's not like you're getting a weekend disneyland crowd he must see one person every six months or maybe they rotate each shift i don't know round one lorelei specialty water and ice fortunately only two of her pokemon have freezing moves but you still need to be careful because if you get frozen you will not thaw out jerry started us off strong but we tagged in spice junior to take advantage of razer leap the only pokemon that i was really worried about was her lapras and i was right because spice jr had a close call one trainer down round two bruno specialty rock and fighting i could smell the testosterone radiating in bruno's rock gym or maybe that was bo i mean bruno looks like he doesn't use deodorant so it's possible undeniably this would be the easiest of the elite four considering the number of water and ice type attacks that i had in the chamber [Music] as a personal fan of machamp one of my favorite pokemon i felt guilty holding nothing back on the battlefield but sometimes in the words of the great tommy pickles a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do two trainers down round three agatha specialty poison and ghost this is where you think things would get tough the third trainer of the elite four a seasoned trainer too a well-seasoned trainer it's she's old that's what i'm getting at here mom can we have gengar we have gengar at home gengar at home let's dig i wasn't afraid i had too much momentum on my side and i could see the light at the end of the tunnel oh that's it i'm putting you in the ground batboy but now jerry is going to run the train choo choo jerry cannot wait to spend his prize money we're going to get him a nice premium pokeball we're gonna up you know get all the upgrades all the bells and whistles round four lance specialty dragon this is the specific reason i decided to load up on pokemon with ice beam and this is why i blew the master ball in articuno because it was late game strategy to make my life as easy as possible against the elite four they're playing checkers i'm playing chess and it was easy mcnugget was an ice storm to be reckoned with i was making a mockery out of the region's greatest trainers maybe it was my determination but maybe it was fueled by my thirst for revenge dragonite is the last to fall in the elite four have been defeated lance admits that i am a pokemon master i mean who could deny it well there was one person the pokemon league champion which brings us to the final round the pokemon league champion wait you're telling me zack has been the pokemon league champion this whole time who could have ever seen this coming two kids from the same small town with a population of like seven had made it past the elite four what are they putting in the water in pallet town because that's like 30 of the population this would be the decider and this is how the story ends zack started with pidgeot who toppled over almost immediately alakazam was up next and this is where we got tripped up earlier i knew this was going to be the biggest hill i needed to climb so i decided to bring in jerry jerry and alakazam traded blows back and forth but i just couldn't get around his recover this was essentially the climax of a season of anime and the battle raged on for what seemed like hours until scibeam that damn psy beam before i knew it jerry had fallen and we didn't ever think it was a possibility it was like seeing superman lose and it hurt a lot this is um this is not good so i swapped out to mcnugget and in a fit of rage we destroyed alakazam in the name of jerry [Music] we get past alakazam we're golden come on one more let's get one more ice beam in there come on mcnugget hang in there hang in there hang in there you're legendary for a reason be legendary avenge jerry everything after that just kind of seemed to blend together because the last thing i remember is charizard emerging from zack's pokeball and i immediately knew that i loser of pallet town was the kanto pokemon league champion a young small town boy with the odds stacked against him shoved out the door with as little as a backpack and a low-level bulbasaur took the region by storm to become the greatest to ever do it this is how my story ends you're a pokemon chump losers defeated zach once and for all it's over the journey is over and jerry you'll never be forgotten um congratulations loser can i change my name now this floor is the pokemon hall of fame pokemon league champions are honored for their exploits here their pokemon also recorded in the hall of fame loser you have endeavored hard to become the new league champion congratulations loser you and your pokemon are hall of famers [Music] nugget nugget you carried us in the end i'm proud of you [Music] edda eddie just here for the ride whatever you get you get a ring [Music] if we could just pour one out for jerry real quick just pour a little out for our homie for jerry feet you did nothing [Music] spice junior much like his father resilient if his father was around to see him today and then we have the greatest after jerry we have boat who was a late bloomer we didn't even think boat was going to do well on the team and then we decided after the fall of jake boat was there to rise up and it's over you

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Length: 34min 20sec (2060 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 20 2021