Breaking Crusader Kings 3 By Having EVERY Trait & 100 STATS - Crusader Kings 3

oh i said i'd do it and i'm gonna god about you hello my festive gravy babies how is it going everyone and welcome back to some crusader kings free with me your host isaro productions bringing you some more fun shenanigans so in my last ck-free video i went ahead and said that i would try out creating a character with every single trait now obviously as you know that's probably not going to be a great idea considering some of the traits are interesting like the bubonic play but nonetheless i want to go ahead and give that a go a lot of other youtubers might just you know create a character with only the good traits and call them mr mr perfection mr one billion stat man well no not today i'm going to show you the reality of messing with genetics and whilst you can't protect yourself from the horrible antics of me and video games you can protect yourself from online threats of our sponsor surfshark vpn keeping your information secure online has never been easier and more important with 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very much for surf shark as usual for sponsoring the video now uh let's get back to causing some damn chaos uh first off though we want to find somewhere for us to uh put down our perfect quote-unquote specimen uh where do i want to put you do i want to be a king i probably don't want to be a king but um i do want to be someone quite powerful here we go pomerania pogerania and you think of hot holiday getaways i sure do think of the luscious beaches of pomerania an extra we need to go ahead and um create our monster all right before we go ahead and turn this uh poor man into a very unfortunate man let's go ahead and just uh whack all the traits on straight away so we know what we're dealing with as i said before a lot of these are actually going to be very helpful for us from creating a very good character unfortunately though not all of them are actually gonna help that much and uh it gets down to about this part where i'm definitely pretty sure hundred percent that we are going to die within the first day of unpausing okay so already um i don't know what's lying behind that mask but i am going to go ahead and remove the uh the one that gives us the mask for the simple fact i do want to see our character's face and uh oh there it is disfigured maybe maybe we should put the mask back on forever now to um kind of boost our chances of survival here i will be putting these stats up as high as they possibly can go but don't think that's gonna make this easier i'm pretty sure this will this little guy isn't gonna last a day there we go i also gave him all the personality traits that i cut that don't contradict each other and i'm pretty sure that's gonna make our life even harder oh we gotta give this poor little fella our name too um help me make you look any worse here but i i definitely don't think i can fix any of your ailments in this character creation screen oh i thought it might be better if i took the beard off but maybe we should keep the beard on um are you happy to see me or is that just an elongated chin in your pocket it feels weird making jokes about this tomato of a man oh you have such beautiful teeth um i don't know if this man is going to survive but just looking at him i'm going to put his chances at slim at least we went ahead and gave that a spanish king to run for his money on the um unfortunate genetic lottery oh no player air health dying this is going to go great hey what if i put the difficulty down to like very easy will that enchant that increase my chance of dying i don't know we're going to try it anyway i'll just put it down to easy might help i don't think it will though oh it's only a white school usually if i'm on the verge of death it's actually a black school so i think if we get a doctor we could be okay question mark oh well they're saying that that's a lot more red than there is green and we need a doctor oh i i i accidentally clicked on attempt suicide we're not quite there yet no oh my god we got an independence faction at 1 000 as well is that just because i have an impulse because i haven't paused for a goddamn reason look at this poor fellow if i am pause he's dead oh i did give myself a son though and he does look very unfortunate and he only appears to have inherited the very bad traits we had none of the good ones we can get a small health boost from going down the medicine in the learning lifestyle which maybe that'll help kind of doubtful though oh my god literally everybody hates me it's not because of all of my traits either it's a lot of because of my personality i have all the personalities which means i just don't get oh my god all right okay moment of truth if i unpause will i die no but i do need you here asap okay do i do the risky biscuit and try to get rid of my cancer or do we just try and fix it okay we're going to risk it for the biscuit well i didn't have disfigured but i do now oh my god because of my personality every single one of these gives me stress oh no and that's all she wrote okay round two this time i took away some of his bad personality traits and just gave him a few contradicting ones and then uh he well i took away some of the the bad perks and he's still dying that doesn't fill me with hope i guess if we get really lucky with our physician we might be able to survive but we are still definitely well we've got a lot going on the ones i removed were cancer and like leper and all the ones that pretty much you can't recover from if you get them but i do know you can recover from the great parks and a few of those other ones so let's try oh okay this time i actually got lucky and i got a learning style which means i actually now have court position treatments have better outcomes so will tomato man die find out soon okay even with removing a bunch of those personality traits everyone still hates me pretty much but a few of them do like me now just not a lot of them really uh i i can't see why you wouldn't want this man to be your king though um he's not exactly fit for it is it even worth me trying to marry someone um oh i marry this norman um well my children could inherit quite a bit couldn't they apparently juke william is very eager for this marriage to go ahead despite the he must really hate whoever this is oh okay we got disfigured and wounded but we got greatly reduced disease symptoms did did that actually help us more than it hindered us i'm not too sure we'll see i'm near death okay i'm probably gonna die yeah okay so i think we really really need we keep down at smallpox so i think we need to get lucky with that first court position and then if we get through and heal the smallpox maybe we'll survive okay smallpox is gone i'm feeling fine yup you don't look fine but that might actually mean that we can survive and we can get rid of at least the great park and it really is a christmas miracle step some sort of daddy out there thought that this man deserved a second chance in life all right tell you aren't you feeling a little better why not why don't we put some clothes on you make you feel like a human being again if you've ever felt like that before there you go you're looking pretty good in that turban my friend you know some reason i just misread that it's seduce yourself um i i didn't know you were that lonely my friend oh okay wife's pregnant really hope that's my baby in fact no i don't hope that's my baby for both your sake and mine cause it's definitely gonna catch something in fact i'm pretty surprised you've not caught a thing off me yet oh oh no that's that's definitely my daughter little skeletor over there what the hell oh if i take the uh little trait wash your hands i have reduced chance of contracting illnesses but i i think that's a bit too late really oh look at that my daughter just got the uh charming personality trait um i'm not too sure so charming about you though looking at that that poor unfortunate face okay um well popping out this little demon just killed my wife and um yeah i ain't too surprised you killed her all right well i've got two wonderful looking daughters and no wife now so i guess i need to get a new one all right here we go can you fix my grey pox or are you gonna kill me or you didn't get rid of it but he did give me greatly reduced disease symptoms for five years so that is another five years guaranteed i'm alive maybe because that's the only thing i can think of that's gonna kill me other than myself because i'm a lunatic i don't know why i've seen you on a pilgrimage um you're probably just gonna spread disease throughout the land but have fun in jerusalem i don't know what happened with my genetics or my dna but apparently i'm only shooting out daughters um kind of need a son there you go we're just gonna call her woman i can't think of an interesting name also completely forgot you're supposed to invade stuff in this game so uh we're gonna we're gonna take the prussians out uh thankfully for once in our lifetime we can't actually see our king though um it's much better this way all right we've made it quite a bit now we're at the age of 29 we're still feeling pretty healthy we haven't got rid of our great park so and um there is a chance we could still die from that we have no air so our kingdom even it's not a king kingdom so duchy is still very very of norway conquered england yeah i just fought something what do you think the chances are that i can use myself as a biological weapon to bang somebody's wife oh my god our health is now good i've gone down all of this now we've only got a whole body left and uh i think we might be fine even though we still have the great pop oh skeletor just got deceitful um yeah yeah she's definitely deceitful to me oh usually i'd be a bit upset about having the greedy uh personality trait but um yeah you kind of look like you need a bit of skin on the bone oh my god i got a son and yeah why does he look so sad oh um yeah good reason good reason for him to look so sad all right i think that means we now have a kingdom or if we can make a kingdom title our great empire not that it's any way hard when you have a hundredth stat we're also going to go ahead and uh rename it to something more fitting there you go you can't really six on one nations in the way but it's the kingdom of pain and suffering baby oh my god i have a son and he uh oh yeah i don't think you're gonna survive buddy i'm so glad that my son lost the uh trait sickly and that our great son sad will grow stronger um shame about that little [ __ ] you got going on there oh my god i actually just got a good son i mean i know he looks questionable but he is actually a very good son we're gonna have to kill sad now oh oh okay not only does my son who have great parks uh he he's also just appeared with smallpox and um i did call you deaf for a reason so we're just gonna do some drastic measures here and [Laughter] i mean you don't have small bucks anymore you got that little mascot i like everyone in my uh kingdom who's currently getting smallpox and i'm just kind of vibing because i'm probably the bringer of it oh my god it only took like 20 years but i finally got rid of great pucks which means i should be pretty much safe now uh i'm probably still going to die from all the other stuff i have but hopefully that is the next dead 20 years i literally started off as the human embodiment of the bubonic plague and now look at me i'm i'm looking better than ever oh well this small child can't catch a break he had small parks he had uh what was the other one he had the great parks and now he's got oh my god i also lost the trait ill um oh okay um i kind of don't want him to survive so there will be no treatment for death oh dad okay the son i actually liked he died um that's not good uh i'm still alive though somehow somehow death is still alive um not too sure how though how how did you recover from the play oh i spoke too soon there right yeah i think i'm no better position for skeletal than being my court spymaster no one will see her coming i also got her a nice husband uh make sure you take care of her um although i'd be i'd be pretty scared of her if i were you oh well it killed like a bunch of my kids and now also my wife and i think my new heir also was disfigured from the bubonic plague and he still has it so he's probably going to die too but lucky lady wants to come sit on daddy's lap oh my new uh uh he lost a bubonic plague too but that didn't help your brother that didn't help him at all last time he lost it oh you know one of my daughters came of age too what a fine specimen oh yeah that was a that was a lot of people that died during that thankfully my son survived uh for now i i forgot about you why did you look even sadder i like how all of your good siblings died even the horrible one actually died but you are still living and boy are you happy to do it oh someone's trying to kill skeletor um sure do it honestly oh my god prince ad has become my rival i can't believe it as well he's also grown a beard to hide his sad little face you how you bastard oh yeah it's crusade time we gotta get a we gotta get a member of our household skeletor on the throne of jerusalem that's right single-handedly pummeling the competition down here there she is oh my god skeletors coins oh dear lord that is cursed there she is queen of jerusalem oh oh this is the end i mean to be fair though we did live to the age of 75 and our health is now poor even though we got rid of great punks and uh small parks and the plague unfortunately we still are a lunatic and very sick and i don't think there's a chance we are going to get that fixed um i think we are now destined to die but we'll see what happens i mean our kingdom's not too bad unfortunately when we die though we'll be split between these monstrosities so i don't know how well it's gonna do after that oh and there you go at the age of 36 he died from a seizure plagued by demons he often raved about his imminent doom and uh yeah imminent dune it was interesting i just noticed that daymore formed as well that's pretty cool um our kingdom is now a splintered mess but yeah that was what if we had 100 stats and every single trade in the game it went pretty well unfortunately i don't think our kingdom would have survived past this though it's very unstable and a mess but uh yeah if you enjoy the video feel free to leave a like and subscribe but down below and i'll be back with more seiko free at some point [Music] you

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Length: 17min 14sec (1034 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020