HELLUVA BOSS - Spring Broken // S1: Episode 3

i love this song [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] i should have known you'd be here i could smell fish for miles which is odd because i believe the nearest ocean is three rings down and i should have known you'd be here when i heard the amber alerts oh yeah i'm surprised to let your fat ass out of rehab i can see you're still a drunken [ __ ] clutching onto that bl bielsa juice bottle like it's the last [ __ ] in hell they let me out because i'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups so your sister says hi why are you parking here this is the only parking spot my company has so take your tampon race car somewhere else actually prick it has my name on it i'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building no and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break a week no no you are not parking here for a [ __ ] week oh you mad so you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room steal their car and run three races god damn it [ __ ] you will not let that go choke on a sandpaper [ __ ] hold on you better move that [ __ ] wagon right now or i'm gonna you would or i'll um i'll call hr anyway me my new hellhound vortex unlike you he actually does his job well tata [ __ ] stain ugh i wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that you know veracica mayday oh yeah i heard yeah we dated was it before or after she became a pop star you dated a pop star okay why are you all acting like that's such a shock hello it's verasica mayday it's you i just is she blind suffering some form of brain damage okay look you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be i don't pry into your stupid personal lives you do that sir what was sex with her like billy what it's a pop star you'd want to know what sex with michael crawford was like touche okay look let's just drop it milly find a temporary spot for that truck okay looney moxie let's go handle this [ __ ] do you think they saw me [ __ ] i did my makeup shitty today oh you look perfect loony like always shut up jack oh whoa hi big man where's your [ __ ] bag of an employer she's in her office there wasn't room on the sucking floor so they rented one here on this one oh come on sorry man oh no you don't [ __ ] sir how about you let me go in and try to reason with her i don't really listen to what's classified as pop genre music so her status to me is name recognition [Music] shut the [ __ ] up all righty then hello miss veracica was it i work for imp and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because oh look at the little one he's got a little bow tie please don't condescend me ma'am i wanna kiss you little guy a kind offer but i'm married hey why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp dick bossy don't let her access any of your holes [Music] i i gotta go lie down now oh this won't stand [Music] all right that's it if you're gonna be shitty to my employees then i challenge you to a [ __ ] challenge [ __ ] i said that twice um is this imp boy starting a demon duel i think he is what's the game then blitzo every year you std spreaders go up topside for easy pickings while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds so i bet you suck you [ __ ] can't [ __ ] as many people as we can off by the end of the day [Laughter] oh you're serious game on [ __ ] all right shut your [ __ ] here's how we're gonna do this [ __ ] first we find a [ __ ] ton of clients we portal up we have our fun murder time as per usual we pile all the bodies into a big [ __ ] canoe we push said canoe into some water we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and [ __ ] maybe a goose too [ __ ] it they come and eat the bodies we win the bet we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken [ __ ] ass face do you have any questions uh yeah why was that nonsense that wasn't a question that wasn't a plan i'm sorry but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do mox it's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs oh what now i'm calling you slow moxie god why don't you learn to take criticism you talentless baby [ __ ] troll well why don't you take an art class why don't you see how expensive they are hey is there a way i can come with you guys this time absolutely not i forbid it not gonna happen sorry sweetie spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls you know the kind of freaks up there who drool all over you well i can blend in with humans easy enough just let me tag along wait say that again i can blend in do you have a human disguise yeah don't you you three have been screwing around on earth this whole [ __ ] time without human disguises okay new plan looney can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest okay how about that flawless logic i think you're missing the biggest issue sir isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet we aren't just going up to massacre i got that covered mox now we wait sir there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled bad grammar flyer now who's first now remember we can't be seen all right and loose shots will likely cause a panic so luna can help with leading targets to a better spot to offer them you got the list looney got it oh looney look at you you look downright awful i am so proud now fetch [Music] that's nine kills in the bag i'd like to see that whaley snatch orgasm that many [Music] [Applause] breakers all aboard [Music] god damn it that [ __ ] started her godish mating call now she's gonna win all these sex maniacs we gotta pick things up guys see on the list looney huh yeah i think so god oh whoa what are you a leprechaun oh yeah pretty cool huh but you sure [ __ ] ain't going to tell nobody all right next one loony come on [Music] where's my baby okay [Music] hey you oh hey you're the hound working for my boss's freaky eggs yeah sorry if that's weird it's cool her beef ain't mine i'm not paid enough to care yeah yeah i'm luna okay i'm vertex that's hot i mean like literally you know because vortexes you know they give off heat probably right uh yeah i guess but my friends call me tex oh yeah i wish i had friends i mean no i mean i don't i i i don't have friends am i interrupting something nah man just having a conversation conversation leads to hpv and we've lost him huh it's looking like it's up to us to handle this list hell yeah team eminem getting [ __ ] done making the money [Music] let's get the [ __ ] out of here you're gonna get us all into [ __ ] i just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job what i can't have a break we have a parking spot on the line hey dude why don't you chill out why don't you stay out of it okay this is our business literally oh [ __ ] blitz why can't you stay out of my face for like five minutes because i adopted you and that should mean something oh what does it matter you're not my real dad i was almost 18. it still counts well it shouldn't i didn't need you then [ __ ] i don't now [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] enjoy your break looney i'm gonna go kill something uh damn girl that was savage you okay yeah i'm fine he'll get over it he always does i'm glad you could stick up for yourself at least hmm tastes good thanks [Music] hi hey hey where did you get four heads wanna kiss him [Music] [Music] oh yes [Music] [Music] uh [Music] hey [Music] i love that woman oh she totally pegs you doesn't she oh yeah way to show off males is max okay oh yeah he's fine this is funny i saw drinking okay this is too wholesome for my liking blitzo oh perfect that must be the [ __ ] that was handled rather obvious don't you think i don't think this belonged to any of us would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world oh satan you know yourself [ __ ] yeah well you three nasty ass gremlins will be in [ __ ] for not being in disguises a human called me a possum i am not a father you know we could keep this little bee movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space fine we [ __ ] won in your face [ __ ] come on let's get out of here tax well guess it's time to bounce but hey if you're ever down to party i'll give you a ring sometime really i mean yeah yeah yeah my girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties nice can't wait for my first one let's get you some friends girl come on loony toony let's go back and park our fat [ __ ] car in our fat [ __ ] space [Music] put your hands up you sick deviants all right [ __ ] get ready to suck a lot of pig dick [Music] [Music] twice oh my god i just went through puberty [Music] twice [Music] you

Channel: Vivziepop

Views: 19,171,804

Rating: 4.9603453 out of 5

Keywords: Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss cartoon, Helluva Boss animation, Helluva Boss season 1, Helluva Boss official, Helluva Boss Official episode, Helluva Boss Loona, Helluva Boss Blitz, Helluva Boss Moxxie, Helluva Boss Millie, Helluva Boss Blitzo, helluva boss vivziepop, helluva boss new, helluva boss new episode, Helluva boss murder family, helluva boss episode 2, helluva boss part 2, helluva boss season one part 3, helluva boss season 1 episode 3

Id: RghsgkZKedg

Length: 17min 26sec (1046 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 31 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/evann0]

Blitz: "You know the kind of FREAKS up there that would drool all over you!"

Everyone stares at the screen knowingly.

[u/CollectingCash]

That was quite different from what I expected to happen! Still liked it all the same though. Nice we got to see Loona go on a mission with the IMP team.

edit: Also I find it funny that for an entire episode about horniness, Stolas was nowhere to be found.

[u/Red_H2O]

Jesus Christ, I can practically hear the pens and tablets of fanartists scribbling madly.

[u/Powerjugs]

First episode where I liked Millie's new VA after feeling it was out of place. Long may it continue.

Definitely the most light hearted and fast paced of the episodes so far and it had a lot of good moments in it. Good to have variety, hope not all of them will be like this.

[u/MPEGabriel]

I don’t know what’s better, Drunk Moxie or Human Loona

[u/LittleBlueSilly]

Ah, this episode was fun. Moxxie's devotion to Millie, Loona's additional development, the new characters, the expansion of the lore, and the colors and setting all combined to make something worth waiting for. I even enjoyed the increased vulgarity in the dialogue. Personally, I missed Stolas and Octavia, but I think this episode was meant to be largely on the sillier side anyway, and the comparatively serious owl and his absolutely serious daughter will reappear.

ETA: And the episode pausing to call out the Loona-fancying perverts was a cherry on top.

[u/TheTrueMarkNutt]

"She pegs you, doesn't she"

If I was drinking, it would've been all over my computer

[u/kumabaya]

OH MAN Christina Vee’s voice was amazing as verosika

[u/SummerAndTinkles]

If Verosika can enter the mortal realm as well, does that mean there's more than one grimoire? Or is that just one of the powers succubi have?