HELLUVA BOSS - C.H.E.R.U.B // S1: Épisode 4 [VOSTFR]

well howdy i'm cletus welcome to heaven just you did something good to get here and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings does it make well luckily for you there's something we can do we can help keep them alive so you can watch them because good people spread the love and we're here for all of us [Music] and now it's not feeling it next ah keep going keep going keep going i see i say are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets well call me and wacky wally waxford's lucky idea factory where you make the things and i make the money please i'm very desperate bingo oh you're on a roll sir guys do you feel that oh [ __ ] is that a hail shake that's possible all right don't panic moxie i'm not panicking because health quakes don't happen stop getting hysterical fatty do not be afraid and please tell me you got that insurance thing who are you and what do you want i am dusted the inventor of all things loopy and luffy could have just used the door dude doesn't need to be this whole thing i am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric [ __ ] ah this old [ __ ] reeks of the living world did you just die yes moments ago in fact which is what brought me here just saying the front door would have gotten you here fine shut up dear furry this is the man i'm gonna need you to kill not even a shit's length of time in hell and already plotting revenge i can respect a man with that sort of passion i'm blitz the o is silent what oh oh thank you now what's the teases the tea guys help yeah why are we killing this guy i mean what did he do to you he was my business partner you see i was not always an old man my partner lyle and i ran lyle loopy robotics a technological empire earlier today we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process that could have saved all three trillionaires unfortunately we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do we were too sure of our own genius but the machine was accidentally set forward by the time we managed to get out it was too late at least for me [Music] now that evil son of a [ __ ] is going to take over the empire we built together without need to share it with he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit yeah that's not really evil it's evil towards me everything is going down now get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless new good son of a [ __ ] to hell where he belongs you do know poopty [Music] of course of course if we do kill him though and he ends up down here you know you will be stuck with him forever oh trust me i'm counting on it that's kind of hot gee i wonder whose house this is and to your right is the home of famous inventor lyle lipton [Music] let's do it gang let's kill this rich guy and here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder things like this could happen to famous people all the time [Music] wow that machine really did a number on him goodbye my one true love all the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness i'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value oh fantastic he's gonna do our job for us should we go in there and tie it for him [Music] oh lord i'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now who the [ __ ] are they oh no sir those are cherubs mr lyle i hate filthy stinking often children we're here to convince you not to kill yourself sir to grant you a blessing on behalf of those in heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances oh hell no don't listen lia lipton it is our humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die i mean what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross is that a serious question he can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world and do so much good with it and be so fulfilled no he could pay for new hospitals and schools why won't you let me die oh sounds like you need help off on yourself there buddy moxie what do we got for this fella i have some assault weapons crossbow honey bow tommy gun old-fashioned shotgun revolvers in three colors chainsaws guitars he's classier than that there are still plenty of reasons to live mr lyle yeah right smells like he ain't been out of bed in months can be beautiful at any age and [Music] god's gift of nature is a wonder to behold regardless of age or well if you were to end your life you'd be missing all of this you gonna buy that load of [ __ ] from a baby and the sheep it [ __ ] that is so inappropriate oh kiss our ass prude anyway take it from me a fellow genius nature is no picnic up close oh no stop looking i can't stop i've never wanted to die more than i do now [Music] oh lord where are we now let me perish we're here to show you another thing life is worth living for childhood of wonderment why look at those sweet disease ridden vermin their joy comes from innocence unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood and their middle-class existence such simple joy they have it is inspiring thank you for showing me this hey ship [ __ ] wanna see whose lap you're sitting on this place reeks of teenagers lovers look out sir we're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all money no love i've never been in love before i imagine it's quite nice it's not too late sir you can still find ah nice try ugly hey horny lovers which one of you would [ __ ] this old man you know you three are so utterly cruel we're just trying to give hope to someone in need oh and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish greedy authoritarian capitalist to kill over dead you're making things too real now moxie behold the wonder of art and music something always there to comfort entertain and live for so how do we make this bad we can't there's literally nothing bad about opera that's fact unless we ruin it somehow he's not very good [Music] [Music] well at least we made it bad [Music] you three monsters have messed with us enough we're just trying to do a job well so are we we are saving that shitty old man's life whether he wants it or not well someone wants that [ __ ] dead okay and he paid in advance and i spent it all on this so he's gotta go you are all such disgusting lowsome beasts your kite is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people dread on and now you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans how are you so why don't you shut your trap you judgmental cotton candy tit heaven [ __ ] [Music] filthy [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's all starting to make sense now life is worth living because we only get one we must cherish it if creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life then certainly it's worth living killing myself is not the answer plus i'm still rich i could just buy all the things i no longer crave death [Applause] [Music] well well would you look at that you did our job for us oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my god get a hold of yourself calling and do not use the lord's name in vain this [Music] yeah no sorry cletus but i'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human i'm afraid you can't re-enter heaven yeah no what yeah um sorry yeah no is there anything we can do yeah no oh no no no oh no no we didn't mean to we never it was all anyway sorry guys but those are the rules yeah bye wait the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him so we failed thanks to those [ __ ] cherubs he's probably up in heaven now so it's a shame all our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner and now the two are forever separated and now we gotta face the fire of [ __ ] up sir when are you going to tell the client oh i already sent him a text and we're in good hands because texts don't make people angry we can explain everything i was i don't understand we thought you went to heaven heaven you don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor oh you no good heartless son of a [ __ ] thank you for reuniting me with my best friend the only question now is what do two o genius robotic inventors do now that we're in hell did someone say i say inventors names wally waxford and i am looking for creative new people to exploit i mean employ everyone stop [ __ ] up my walls moxie's gonna have to fix all this [ __ ] i'll chill out moxie if you kiss my ass any harder you'll go right inside me satan's balls first we deal with heaven's table scraps now this i guess you can say you say you have a holy operation here blitzel [Laughter] get out no i'm serious get the [ __ ] out [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 15min 14sec (914 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 14 2021