HELLUVA BOSS (PILOT)

all right now I know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault okay I'm not naming any names here knock see now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again what about a carwash this is hell Millie no one cares about cars being clean here okay what about a billboard we can't afford a billboard sir helpful moxie really glad you're in the room right now have you guys forgotten what service we provide I [Applause] don't need any reminding sir considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week one that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches hey excuse me what's obnoxious about a super-fun jingle all right it's a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting [ __ ] people love musicals exactly Millie and we're basically doing a musical are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did sir because right now all I see is just my dad's [ __ ] talking to me crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside are you trying to crush his dreams Moxie I what I thought I knew you I can't believe you moxie yeah after I made you Employee of the Month okay sir I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles I liked it do not still not agree with him in front of me hi there I'm blitz the O is silent and I'm the founder of I am P are you a piece of [ __ ] who got yourself sent to hell are you an innocent soul who got [ __ ] over by someone else after lovingly killing my wife for [ __ ] every man you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me I really wish I could stick it to that yeah Peterborough saw me hiding the body well luckily for you thanks to our company's special access to the living room we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive when you want somebody gone I'm here to find a way to lock all the immediate murder professionals [Music] he's not responding not losing another one holy [ __ ] it actually worked he appears to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery now what insurance provider do you freaks have [ __ ] is insurance I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Lunas fault dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target it's very simple oh sit on a dick Moxie you sit sit on a and the do your job Hey now we don't blame our screw-ups on Luna okay she didn't do anything wrong are you kidding me sir she's awful hello IM p happy adoption anniversary loony i got you a little something is it a cure for syphilis I don't excuse me did you just fax me an ad for weight loss know what why why would i doing send me this come on you know why whoever happy [ __ ] avocado salad in the fridge I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now why would you drink on a work life I'm hungover from this morning dumbass isn't that my lunch you know what I can't take this assault right now I need to blow off some [ __ ] which that cleavage [ __ ] is on the phones as its urge and wants to talk to you sounds little dtft oh god it was one time I hadn't slept with that privilege [ __ ] none of us would have access to the living world you what sorry I [ __ ] your husband I heard you already know an idea for this time stole us there's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates he's trying to convince people global warming exists doesn't it well yes but more people die if nothing is done about it and it gets lonely here okay well now that makes sense when I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that red give yours dose then lick all of your before taking out your keep this and then you know that bridge over the freeway yeah [ __ ] off it look the point is Luna is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of families we aren't a family sir you are the boss we are the employees you treat her like she's some troubled teenager she's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones that is offensive without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life [Music] while we're on the subject of family can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work come on it's not that big a deal excuse me what honey can you give me the butter sorry sweetie spoiler alert butter spoiled what's funny honey really impressive wordplay like 2 jaemin about I was dreaming my parents were being murdered but now I'd like to go back to that are you [ __ ] filming us right now just stop doing that I don't see what the issue is or something you don't want me seeing no your baby wiener haver sir what you say and how you act is totally down mom look I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside of work hours so don't judge me oh I do judge you sir quite a lot actually knocks he's our boss no it's fine Mills your husband is just how do I say this about being offensive [ __ ] does it maturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life it actually does the only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage do not talk to my receptionist that way she's sensitive you guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] oh shut up kid you're lucky to witness this huh this company is such a mess all right let's get back to talking about my outfit nobody was talking about that which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling so how does it look it's good right paralyzed so you [ __ ] shits wouldn't kill me but now I want that I want death you are a selfish greedy clown and I'm a kid we're supposed to light clowns even the creepy ones hey now that's not very if I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass I'd rip out your spine and ask you some [ __ ] that's my husband you're talking to that's your husband I figured you for a [ __ ] but I didn't know you needed it that bad and you what what about me nothing I don't talk to dogs I'm a cat person Wow you know kid you kind of are a piece of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] guys I just got a text from her client guess he was the right target after all who him me yep they wanted us to kill an actual child that's what they're saying well Christ on a stick I guess there is a God you know folks with this company I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can like killing people so from us here at the immediate murder professionals group we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it because it's hell and no one [ __ ] cares you know even though this kid was a target he's still a child it's important we've handled this going forward respectfully please welcome oh what a thrill when the crimson starts to spill and my millie goes in for the kill she takes away my breath she's the angel of death for me Oh Millie Queen it's like a dream when I hear her victim start to scream get him out of the sack she's a maniac for me Oh Millie when the blood starts dripping down the sides and the bodies starts to fall my heart skips a beat when my Bailey's guns a-blazing in the night that's in love she makes the murdering fun for me a lottery of all the ins in hell it's for her that I fell [Music]

Channel: Vivziepop

Views: 37,599,852

Rating: 4.9402618 out of 5

Keywords: Helluva Boss, Brandon Rogers, Demons, Hell, Helliverse

Id: OlahNrlcgS4

Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 25 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Meltingteeth]

Hey everyone, /r/HelluvaBoss is a thing if you want to post content about it. Posts that relate to both this and HH are totally fine. There's a bunch of crossover since it's the same universe.

Also I'm really bummed that this little shit wasn't in the hospital for progeria.

[u/Phesoj99]

Turns out the office works in any setting

[u/King_of_the_Kobolds]

I liked this! I don't think it was quite as polished as Hazbin Hotel itself, and I definitely look forward more to HH, but seeing these guys again would be fun.

I do worry if it's overambitious for Vivziepop and her team to be working on two different web-exclusive shows at the same time... but I'm sure they've put a lot more thought into what they are or aren't capable of than myself, an unskilled reddit commenter, so I'll assume they know what they're doing. I'd certainly love to watch both shows if they're willing to make them.

[u/sw4ahl]

Breaking news: Mom sucks at drawing own child.

[u/RoDDusty]

Oh hey, the receptionist and the boss were in the audience during Charlie's song and dance!

[u/Nielsen316]

There will be a lot of furry porn of Luna soon

[u/Memeraak]

"Christ on a stick there really is a god" I want that on a t-shirt

[u/ravenpotter3]

Heckuva boss

[u/BrokenShaman]

i demand a cure for syphilis arc