HAZBIN HOTEL (PILOT)

[Music] at the end of the rainbow there's happiness and to find it how often I've tried but my life is a race just a wild goose chase and my dreams have all been dinner [Music] failure what can the reason be I wonder if the world to play I wonder if it could be me [Music] always chasing Ching [Music] my sings are just alike Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] oh I'm alive thanks for the fun time hot stuff yeah yeah listen it's discrete you hear me I can't let it get out I'm offering my services to randos on the street it was a quick cash crack got it whatever you think harlot ouch Oh such an insult let me know when you come up with something creative to call me you sack up early package horseshit tell the missus I said hi she's not coming back [Music] [Music] hey your drag show oh my god my drugs damn it those are the cowardly sinners they're not in territorial co-decision the power of my machines are running no other demon can compare to the like survived gee that was pretty swell boss you really showed that war I liked when you shot them with your ring I wish he'd shoot me with his Raygun at this rate I was seized control of the entire website of the pentagram by day's end and nothing not a single beast in this infernal of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grass here will be mine and everybody will know the name of service pardon who said that what did you just say to me you fried chicken fetuses wake up that was a dose mr. bossman [Music] you looking for a flight old man why don't you get that to your toy [ __ ] off my turf before ice oh you want to go missing well I'm happy to apprise good afternoon I'm Katie killjoy and I'm Tom trench okay outside a pentagram city today is the turf war is raging on the west side between notable kingpins Serpentis and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse cherry bomb that's right Tom after the recent extermination many areas are now up for grabs demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory that was do you see there really be going it looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot and I'm sure like to nail her jackass Tom or should I say no don't up next we have an exclusive interview which is daughter of hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand-new passion project actor prick a little okay you remember what to say yes let's do this just listen and I'll map it to you come on Maggie I know what to say I just feel like we need to I don't know make things sound more exciting sing a song about it you knew I was gonna say this because I know you but please don't sing this is serious well you know I'm expressing myself and Michael's through song but life isn't a musical hon fine but I have these other ideas of what to say the highlighted bits are the best board it's all highlighted is this a drawing yes that's the happy everyone's smiling and happy in heaven I don't think it's that simple just please follow the talking points we went over and do not sing okay fine all just half the results of my impeccable improv skills hey I'm charlie katie killjoy I'd say it's a pleasure to meet me but that would be a lie you can put that away I don't touch the gays I have standards for you look my time is money so I'll keep this short you're not here because we wanted you here you're here because Geoffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment you might be some royal bigshot but that doesn't mean [ __ ] to me I'm too rich and too influential to give up line [ __ ] about what some Chuck's wearing demon princess wants to advertise don't get cute with me honey or I will [ __ ] Charlie whatever that was about this new passion project you've been insistently pestered a news station about well as most of you know I was born here in hell and growing up I always tried to see the good in everything around me hell is my home and you are my people we we just went through another extermination we lost so many souls and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year and no one is even given a chance I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence so I've been thinking is that there a more humane way to endure overpopulation here in hell perhaps we can create in - 'native way to change souls through Redemption well I think yes so that's what this project aims to achieve ladies and gentlemen I'm opening the first of its kind a hotel that rehabilitate sinners you know because hotels are for people passing through look every single one of you has something good deep down inside I know you do baby I'm not getting through to you oh no I have a dream I'm here to tell [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Wow [Music] and no more smiles just eat chitlins and con candy [Music] Wow experiment even works you want people to be good just pretty good well we have a paid trip already who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress oh and who might that be [Music] angel dust the porn star you [ __ ] mutt Tom in any case that's not even an accomplishment I'm sure you can get that hooker to do anything with enough total sugar in Luke I beg to differ he's been behaved clean and out of trouble for two weeks now breaking news we are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war let's go to the live feed it looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than a [ __ ] an actor angel dust a juicy coincidence you must feels really stupid right now look at this well it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival tell us how does it feel to be such a total failure how does it feel that I got your pet [ __ ] [Music] anyway I thought you up and died or some [ __ ] I wish if it's dated this crappy hotel on the other side of town some broads are let me stay rent-free if I play nice crazy [ __ ] and clear for to wait well sorta clean just clean as you can [ __ ] loader Bolivian watching your [ __ ] have no class in war the side remember it is the side with the most [Music] speaking a style is your hat like alive or something oh well that's none of your goddamn business now is it would that make your hat the top and you the bottom [Music] I'm going to blow you to bits kinky I'm not like that not so cocky now are we you know you really got a watch what comes out of your mouth I've been making these sex jokes the whole and it's obvious you ain't catching on I mean it's just don't think you're gonna get in a lot of trouble for this little guy cause you haven't changed you know you're my favorite guy to party with you'll know it sugar tits you ready to finish this [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what what what are you coming I owed my girl buddy a solid isn't that a redeeming quality helping friends with staff not with turf wars that results in territorial genocide you win some you lose a few hundred it wasn't that bad anyway come on I had to my credibility was on the line I mean what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean it just throws out my entire persona your credibility what about the hotels your little slight made us look like a [ __ ] joke no no no babe jokes are funny I made you look pathetic like an orphan no arms or legs with progeria right now I'm bummed thinking about it this thing of any liquor can you please just try to take this seriously fine I'll try just don't get your taco in a twist baby was that you trying to be sexist or racist whatever pisses you off more is there seriously no liquor in here I'm gonna kill him dule clicks wait what that big old dad who are exactly do I go double hell sorry you're stuck with me [ __ ] get used to it buddy listen who cares if some jagoff Scott hey most of them are ugly freaks look around got a bunch of [ __ ] Harlequin babies now you're wanting to talk Hey this body is flawless everyone wants some of me and I got the creepy fan letters to prove it that was really uncool you know angel uncool after that train wreck there is no way anyone is gonna want to stay at the hotel all thanks to you and your selfish [ __ ] does that mean I don't have a free room anymore ah shucks hey come on we don't know if things are over yet try to relax baggie it'll be okay it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place you know to feed all the wayward Souls you got in here [Music] hey mom I know I keep calling and you must be busy really busy but the interview didn't go well and I don't know if I'm going to make a difference I don't know what I'm doing I could really use some advice mom I I think dad was right about me anyway I'll stop talking before this gets long love you bye [Music] hey Maggie why radio demon is at the door what Oh what should I do well don't let him in may I speak now you may tell us a pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart I'd a pleasure excuse my sudden visit but I saw your Fiasco on a picture show and I just couldn't resist water performance why I haven't been invited attain to the stock market crash of 1929 so many orphans right there I know your game I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here you pompous cheesy ridiculous thing you're trying to do please hotel I want to help you run it why does anyone do anything Cher bottom-5 lacked inspiration for decades my work became Montaigne [ __ ] focus does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count is entertainment it's the purest guy my dear after all the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment so does this mean that you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon that's all working on cents Redemption oh the non-existent humanity no no no no I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinner the chance given was the life they live before the punishment is this there is no I'm doing what is done why do you want to help me if you don't believe in my cause considered an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure yes indeedy I see big things coming our way so what's the deal with smiles over there wait you've never heard a thing before you've been here longer than me the radio demon one of the most powerful beings hell has ever seen not big on politics the decades ago Aleister manifested he held seemingly overnight he began to topple overlords who had been dominant for centuries that kind of raw power had never been hardest by a mortal soul before he broadcast his carnage all throughout hell just so everyone could witness his ability sinners started conjure the radio deal as lazy as that is many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils one thing's for sure he's an unpredictable source of danger a wicked spirit of mystery and a violent monster of chaos the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we embraced he looks like a strawberry pimp well I don't trust him he'll be fed do you trust any man any men men Charlie listen to me you can't believe this creep he isn't just a happy face he's a deal maker pure evil he can't be redeemed and is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do I we don't know that look I know he's bad and I know he probably doesn't want to change but the whole point of this is to give people a chance I'm Duffy things will be better how can I turn someone away I can't it goes against everything I'm trying to do everything I believe in just trust me I can take care of myself charlie whatever you do do not make a deal with him don't worry I picked up one thing from my dad you don't take [ __ ] from other demons okay so now you're sketchy as [ __ ] and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here is a joke but I don't I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better so I'm taking your offer to help on the condition that there be no trickster booty strings attached so it's a deal no checking no deals DYI hmm as princess of hell and heir to the throne daya dear by order that you help with this hotel for as long as you desire [Music] sound fair huh fair enough cool beans smile my dear you know you're never fully dressed without one so where is your hotel staff you're going to need more than that and what can you do my effeminate fellow I can suck your dick ha no you're lost well this just once - I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up [Music] this little darling is nippy it's been a while since we do fancy why are your women sorry that's rude ladies touch which is weird because you're human we boys [Music] Oh what the [ __ ] is this you Oh Oscar my good friend glad you to make it don't you husker me you son of a [ __ ] I was about to win the whole damn pot good to see you too what the hell do you want with me this time my friend I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services I hope that's okay are you [ __ ] me no I don't think so you thought it would be some kind of big [ __ ] riot just to pull me out of nowhere you think I'm some kind of [ __ ] clown maybe ain't no [ __ ] charity job well I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment with your charming smile and welcoming energy this job was made for you don't worry my friend I can make this more welcoming what you think you can fire me with a wink and some cheap booze or you Stan hey hey hey no no bar no alcohol this is supposed to be a place that describes us in some kind of now brothel shut up we are keeping this only have you watch me oh my gosh welcome to the hotel you are going to hear I lost the ability to love years ago so what do you think it's okay this is going to be very entertaining [Music] what the hell Charmian damn it Bell now let's cancel these burning fools a placement well take the boys sign of every demon is a must come up now with be simple tense improper sound they'll spend a little time down at the husband well well well look who it is harboring the Strymon freak we meet yet again Aleister do I know you oh yes you do and this time I have the element of surprise well I'm starved who wants some jambalaya my mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya in fact in nearly killed her ha ha ha you could say that kick was right about real changes down here the game is set now stay tuned [Music] [Music] now will you shoot me with your Raygun

Channel: Vivziepop

Views: 49,045,415

Rating: 4.9331951 out of 5

Keywords: Vivziepop, Hazbin Hotel, Alastor, Radio Demon, Angel Dust, Charlie, Adult Comedy, Hell

Id: Zlmswo0S0e0

Length: 31min 46sec (1906 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 28 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Wise_Young_Dragon]

fuck me that was awesome

[u/Anubissama]

The SFX at times was a bit too much, only on 2nd viewing did I notice that '20s music is playing in the background when Alastor is summoning his tentacles because I couldn't hear it over the slapstick sound effects of the egg minions rolling around.

I'd also have preferred to see the cleansing since its horrors are the main motivating factor for the heroin.

But all in all very nice and entertaining. Alastor is the best character but everybody seems interesting, the story is intriguing enough, and I want to know more about this setup.

[u/AbsolutelyNotKosher]

Holy hell, that was a lot to unwrap.

Quick first impressions

Pros:

Stellar animation quality as expected

Audio mix was better than I expected

Funnier than I was expecting

Nice use of Ed, Edd, and Eddy sfx

Voice acting is on point

Al completely steals the show in the second half

Dialogue was snappy

Songs were quick, catchy, and to the point

Definitely left wanting more

Most importantly, fun and original idea. Would watch an entire series based off of this

Cons:

Lots of characters introduced. Not a lot of time for proper introductions.

Scale /size of characters is kind of all over the place

You can tell lots of different animators had a hand in this.

Some mic quality issues still exist from the clips, though they mask it well with music and sound design

Due to how infamously hard it it to get ahold of Stamper, it's unlikely Pen will be back

Niffty and Husk get kind of shoved in at the end.

All in all, that was a fun little romp. Now it's time to watch the whole thing frame by frame a million times.

[u/proudtogeek]

I liked it. Excellent use of a half-hour... Just curious about how the culture of the fanbase will be when this gets more traction.

[u/Rhaynebow]

The sound design was stellar. We saw some of these clips before, but the sfx really gave them a fresh coat of paint!

My only complaint was that there was maybe a little...TOO much character design flexing. This is taking “spot the main character” to the extreme. Every character looks like they could be the MC, but they’re only on the screen for a few seconds before another gorgeous creature of fur, eyes and legs walks in. I get that the point is to emphasize that Hell is overcrowded and I much prefer these designs over generic crowd blobs, but I found myself not giving a hoot about Charlie’s plight because Nameless BG Club Demon looked like a feathered dinosaur wearing hot pants and I wanna see the rest of THAT design, but oh those goat demons look so cute and hold still Camera Guy Vaggie knocked out, I wanna see you and look at that demon with the-you get the idea.

Still, this is some high quality shizz. If they eased up in the distracting designs for seconds-long BG characters, I could see this being a hit.

[u/HELLBENT42]

Welcome to Hazbin Hotel! After four years in developement, it was worth the wait.

[u/Timeline15]

That was a lot of fun. Charlie's very likeable, and her bubbly, naïve personality makes sense; seeing as how she was born in hell and is therefore the only person who didn't actually commit any sins to get there.

Vaggie's nice too, not that we really got to know anything about her; hopefully if the show gets picked up she actually gets a backstory. Angel is irritating, but he's clearly supposed to be an annoying douche so that's fine. There were also a couple of moments that hinted at there being more depth to him.

Alastair is appropriately menacing, and I like that he's transparently only helping them out of a desire to watch them fail (though he probably has a long game planned as well). Also, finding out that Gabriel Brown does his singing voice caught me off guard. xD

Some of the art/animation was a bit rough around the edges, particularly the first shots of the Sir Pentious' airship, but on the whole there was nothing that really dragged me out of it. I really hope this show gets picked up; I'd love to see more.

[u/GunnyStacker]

I got nothing negative to say. I thought it was really good from start to finish. I liked Angel far more than I thought I would thanks to his great jokes, and I was surprised how much Alastor stole the show in the 2nd half, not a bad thing mind you.

But overall, yeah, this was amazing. A TV quality animation that would fit right in on Adult Swim. Congrats guys.

[u/orangearrowmemes]

Me who has school: cries