Graham Norton Funniest Moments (Compilation 18)

[Applause] [Music] messing about in my studio I thought I was a homo alone and you know much is going no you love him and you decided to wear a zip-up wool cardigan chickens done [Applause] cool sofa so will.i.am and mere I am do you see gr egg could I just ask could is it Graham would you mind yes and can I stand next to you [Applause] we were all standing in order of height backstage you should have a look at this as well comes the stands out this is a great visual [Music] Oh perfectly put together this catch yes now thank God were the only four people in London who weren't invited to the Harry Potter premiere somebody that knows I have a sensitive disposition obviously I wasn't every English and Irish actors been in it we lost at all no moving on you watch anyone um yeah the first couple yeah yeah I haven't I haven't really gotten into it since then okay but you know what it's not because I don't want to exactly rod big fan off the books in the film no no never read it never seen it yeah well don't fancy it well [Music] I just had boys oh yeah yeah I'm a massive fan I just um sort of done anything about it yet yeah I worry because it's an eruptive in the in the listings you know so people might be tuning in taking over there then that's it where the hell is Daniel Radcliffe you see because he's not coming on till later so I thought while we're waiting for him it will just appoint a Daniel substitute come too and people kind of think oh yes Daniel has a presence on the show now there's a couple of people who I noticed do their uncanny resemblance to Daniel Radcliffe can we go up one two three four five six rows that God he's actually got his own glasses can you see that [Applause] I'll just rotate Mike over here we go so just Chuck that on if you want to swap the glasses I don't know memorize the guest that's what they look like and this does wash off [Applause] [Music] what what's your real name sir Lloyd Lloyd did you audition 10 years ago and this is cruel irony to what's happening tonight all right so you just yeah I may throw to you occasionally as high water Dan record all right pay attention from the world premiere of the new Harry Potter film it is the wizard himself please welcome Daniel [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's all subtab how are you I'm good yes seriously thank you very much because we're not lying you literally have just left the premiere obviously yeah I'm not watching the film for you but I've seen it before so it's not it's not a great loss and how was it um it was good it was it was mad like it sort of always his lots of people I sort of forgot what it was like when I stepped out the car and you just get hit with that wall of noise and people shouting things at you and but no it was it was good it was you know one of life's more surreal bizarre moments and because this isn't one now so do you recognize people now some yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] he hasn't been a great guess Robin Reese are here to talk about their new film look all right water for elephants love elephants they love them yeah it's all sex in a circus I tell you I love circuses you know the clowns jugglers bearded lady watercourse had most famous for playing Edward Cullen in the twilight zone yeah I know I very popular with us young people [Music] yeah grand formal occasions Jesse doesn't have a lot of luck was it bastard she was nominated for a bath thank you yeah I'm still I lost my ticket yeah like you know what are the leads in the biggest soap opera in the country showing up at the television awards ceremony and they wouldn't let us drive in we had to walk two streets to get in [Laughter] that's terrible and then you lost I did thanks for reminding me I've been nominated for five Emmy Oh freaking did you put on good face teacher over it some people can't see someone might be laughs so that was a good thing I burst out laughing but as soon as the camera went up another actress yes oh yeah she's great so this program that I'm doing with NASA is to you know inspire young kids to take interest in science technology engineering and mathematics because you know in every school you go to there's a football field there's a basketball court and unfortunately girls aren't gonna become football players or basketball players and right now it's girls that are not into STEM education when they should they should be the ones that are the leaders of tomorrow so my whole mission right now is to use music to inspire the youth to care about STEM education especially the girls and that's why I'm going to East London and you know I talked to Prince Charles on having putting a stem program into the the princess trust he's making a difference that's what we all want to do in our lives you know I'm nearer death than you are believe me you have made a difference I haven't got 7 million you know but I agree with you education is key to the future and how unexpected that this rapper would do this because I did a very positive attitude towards rappers I don't really know any you're the first one I've actually taught black eye I'm the first rapper and black dude you kicked away [Music] yeah we need to kick it more right that's a record waiting to happen have been in a long-running television institution I saw you at Wimbledon yeah sadly very exciting it's my second year the first year I saw the men's finals and I met Colin Firth good day good day Raffy and Colin yes yesterday you looked on the edge of your seat watching that match board everybody knows I like that little lady there she looks like 79 times did you mean everybody or do you just sit and watch the book not really no it's just about the match okay just in case e fans in our audience tonight and before the show we offered some of the chance to be Cagney and Lacey police raid scene they're rubbish [Applause] so here's here's the room they're breaking into I don't know who lives there but Mel B dress themselves up as you and all they had to do was come through that door in a sort of typical Cagney and Lacey fashion okay we're are live via and lisa-marie where are you oh there you are [Music] well you say you say that to young here they are in action okay I'll get through the door [Applause] that's the way you accessorize your wig wit the hair fat just make character more me yeah where's Julie and Craig old AWOL flask now it is you cut can you stand her you've got a bit of a broken foot just a little bit broken foot get in the scene no he didn't so but despite his cast to be still willing to give it a go possibly shouldn't have bothered here we go I wonder if the criminal will get away [Applause] I do remember that so they said to explain it they said that I had hurt myself skydiving with somebody I was in bed with that week that's fancy I think Cagney and Lacey I've had a few espressos after lunch possibly they used all the drugs they got in the raid earlier I know here's where our Osvaldo and Albert there you are stand up go on very good okay it's Hollywood Albert here they go they call the first one of the first boy band I formed we record full frontal we say we're a boy band it was me and four mates and we just told people that we were a band we never really did anything we didn't have any songs and we never did any dance or anything but then my my second boy bands we were called insatiable we used to rehearse all the time we did we did play oh yeah yeah we know we were a boy band we sung and danced we maleic the Backstreet Boys okay if they were worse yeah and we like had original songs and we would do dance routines and we played about eight geeks I mean three of them were like gabs mum's barbecue propagates but yeah well I mean we really took it took it serious you did some of the lyrics are in here do you remember some of the lyrics yeah I wrote them do you like girl are you ready are you ready brace yourself in fact we and I remember saying to we had a guy called mats who would play keyboards and we would write the songs together he wasn't he wouldn't be on stage and I and I remember saying that this is how seriously I took you out I said we need like a song that's like a chant that's as big as lets get ready to rhumble the song was called girly ready and it and it went em girl are you ready just tell me when you're ready girly you're ready I ain't gonna rush you girl get ready we're about to go study girly you ready I ain't gonna rush you girly [Laughter] [Music] I wish I remembered the chorus because that was also remember the verse because it was all kind of sultry and like no baby and it was all like that but boobs are clearly still there oh yeah well the moves yeah it was it was it was fun for a bit and then we do like to take that medley and stuff moves exactly like that I find it hard not to crumb talk about the minions because they are brilliant yeah they're just fantastic there are so many minions now there are thousands of them yeah and they're following us through this press junket everywhere we go there are people dressed as minions oh really in the hallway in the hallway walking around we're just walking around and they're always in character there are people in minion costumes jumping around constantly it's the creepiest thing hired by somebody I hope so hey listen kids who are fans of minions cuz obviously GRU has created all these evil weapons and things and this will sell well so well imagine getting this for a child have you seen this they bought it they brought out the fart gun there's this far and it's different far so it into it I know if some of them are little little stretched out a tiny little one that you forget about that sneaks out it's bringing my colonoscopy back to me in a little while all right no it's time it's armed okay it's armed okay yeah I want it'll go off in about ten seconds you can put a timer on it you really yeah yeah in a minute that will go off really I swear to god it oh okay Utah you know act with the enemy you had to perform these stunts with the elephants yeah and it is all really you yeah we've got some footage you sent us of you training with that this'll give you some idea of how big that elephant is cuz you kind of don't get it till look at that I mean will you terrify doing this stuff yeah yeah at the first couple of times I did it oh really yeah did you and you ever practice on your donkeys because you've got donkeys yes you did for writing therefore putting in the back of your car and taking a pictures anything two questions how big is your car yeah there is their little ditty donkeys yeah honky tonking badonkadonk yeah but you both come did fall in love with that thing it was amazing and actually even the people we worked with who live with these elephants were incredible that they have seven different elephants there and all these the elephants are best friends with each other and they talk all day it was really amazing it's funny Gary as well as the trainer he's taken on him quite a lot of the attributes of an elephant but not like he's a big guy I think that's why they respond him so well he really does move around has the tone of his voice it's all kind of very stoic did he Smith you there amazing we're at the premiere and this girl goes I guess I only have a point I for one question she goes can I smell you things that you could ask them but he said no and her nostril [Music] [Applause] see I character themed wedding rustic theme oh yeah maybe yeah yeah it was on my farm yeah oh yes is that that's quite musta great there the donkeys were there yes some wedding photographs on this website called our awkward family photos calm so this is the danger of a themed wedding is the end of a themed wedding yeah my favourite bit of this picture is this guy here you see that guy there who obviously showed him what you were serious and your wedding was a little shambolic I believe my wedding was a bit shambolic because I'm Prasad I got too thin I've put it all back on now but I don't know if you've got thin filled wedding because you like Kate Middleton bless her heart she looked gorgeous just the energy eats away at you and now when I think back to my wedding day everyone's looking at me all teary-eyed as I walk down the aisle I thought it's because they're emotional and happy for me but now I know they were thinking are that's why they're getting married he's dying your kids in the wedding party yeah yeah they were there yeah oh I see Mike is gonna be in my second wedding yeah you're grooming him for that but kids kids are weddings they can upstage the bride and groom he'll be in the group shots here's one thing now I was sleeping what i love what i love is that guy looking at the kid thinking if it doesn't move soon [Music] [Applause] [Music] even the famous royal wedding kiss got upstaged by the little cowgirl he is such a cute picture look at her incredible with all the months of planning that went into that war wedding and have seamless it was no perfect it was they have still come up with one of the most Awkward wedding photos of all time have you seen this picture this is genuine [Applause] she went back to something avatar the concert every one of the solar spots on the tree you know the long anecdotes in the arms what we've done is we've set up our Ronnie chair and on Mars Ronnie chair the back for members of our audience to entertainers with an amusing anecdote let you know everyone has an anecdote they tell everyone has a story they tell this is the idea right so I think guys are first Ronnie in place all right now thing is if she tumbles on a bit yes perhaps god forbid Wars Oz I can pull this lever 10,000 volts well you'll see what happens so Charmaine your air from Surrey yes okay so Charmaine delighted with your anecdotes okay so last New Year's Eve we had a party and my friend dressed as a cactus halfway towards the night she went missing didn't really think nothing of it and the next morning we woke up gave her a call and found out she'd been locked in the cupboard with another fellow and she had to do the walk of shame and I cactus outfit for green outfit sombrero gold earrings the works [Laughter] [Applause] what was the relevance of the cats you just had sex in a cupboard what was the relative walk home with it look it was a terrible story what do you think so who had sex with a cactus is the story but I'd follow the guy now let's get the guy on here it was had sex with a cat but also if you were in a house there must be other places have sex than a cupboard we'll never know now McKeever McKeever McKeever she's corrected me now where you from I'm from Bedford Bedford big history [Applause] HR administrator for Sainsbury's oh hello Kim drablow yeah hi hello Kim responsible for ok where Kevin is sorry Kim were you talking yes oh sorry start your story now Kim we're all ears ok a long time ago I was going to work one morning and I got run over by milk flames [Applause] on the front of the paper and all my friends rang up and laughed and none of them were sympathetic and then I told them it was going backwards at the time and they said couldn't I get out of the way because they don't go very fast anyway so I don't really get any sympathy from anybody even though I did end up in hospital are you game for this you should say Kate you sure I'm Teddy sure okay okay can I go say if you end up in hospital after this it is a better story than the milk float one [Applause] but certainly with the baby people I don't give people cakes till they like celebration cakes the simple acceptable affordable gift and yet beware things can go wrong right and is this a website and its called a cake wrecks and they've brought out a book now and it's when professional cakes go wrong right so the basic premise of professional cakes that go wrong is when you ring up and they say oh what would you like on the cake all right and then the people get it wrong so for instance there's a god bless everyone inside a heart they're gone I'd like god bless everyone inside a heart [Laughter] this is the best example of it so what would you like what would you what would you like written on the cake oh nothing [Applause] but then anyway so then they get into the idea of baby books baby baby cakes rather so this is again the same idea where someone's rung up and said we'd like welcome baby in pink it's just it's the idea of baby people try to get a bit clever so so like so big it's beautifully made and yet something just a bit wrong about that [Music] yeah and so well done yeah I mean and so I mean the fiend look I don't know what the difference in cost is but never give a new mother half a baby do the size of delicious look at that one look at the one over here like a tootsie roll look how frightening is bad mother wants to cut alarms off a baby this is this is so disturbing they must have taken effect so we want a cake of the baby right they must have taken the photograph of the baby the second it was born there is there's a full-length one over here I go it looks like and like an old person [Music] with sunburn and then finally you can be what could go wrong it's a baby shower I want individual carrot cakes for everyone at my baby shower but how wrong does this look [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] things in common Taylor and John so we've got the love of the cats now you too - yeah I have to have a cat because I asked Taylor what kind of catch they were and you said they were what well I I only have two he showed a picture of like 17 cats yeah that's that's in your future comes Taylor crazy cat lady but this is Olivia damn oh how did it have the action [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] donkeys you could not say that is the weirdest cat you've ever seen in your life here's a picture of John Cleese's car my wife that's a pencil main that is not climbing your curse American brings in the research not here tonight is it didn't want to come because take me down really allergic yeah I'm allergic to cats oh my I'm not a great a massive fan of cats yeah I mean I'm in South Africa this time next week on Safari and I like the big cats big cats absolutely a teaser I'd prefer to be and probably something people don't know about me I'd prefer to be on safari watching animals with animals more than I'd like to be on this so for all playing cricket yeah animals and me are just I love animals [Applause] I want to be anywhere else than here I was giving you a compliment some new rights on Assad my other love of akkad but you see you're the opposite you're the opposite too simple to a cat because if you don't like a cat a cat will come and sit at your ankle a cat will come and sit on your lap that's right and that's what happens intelligence dog would say master master who should I buy it makes unpredictable and cuss it [Applause] before we do another thing we loved you as the genie in Aladdin well that was fun so we thought we might have our very own genie on the show tonight so is there anyone in the audience who fancies a go at being a genie are you what's your name you and sorry what you know piss off Ewan okay think of a magic word write something you know it's just you magic word and that camera three it's gonna do a kind of zoom crash on you so so when I say go you sit and you just do your magic word okay so you and go hi Graham how Graham I feel like we're in the middle of a telethon right now you will is learn to say hi Grammy thanks to your dollars we'll learn another phrase by the end of the show we try another boy Oh actually you're wearing blue already that's why you yeah okay so into that camera you're magic well what your name Nick good Nick okay number three go [Applause] is almost too good you're very good at that [Music] [Applause] [Music] our system is Nikki is ready so look at this we've got an actual lamp now Alice Lepanto season I don't know how we managed to hire this presumably there are children sobbing in Southampton going that's disgusting welcome and work this child punished demolished in there [Applause] there you go there you go okay okay well done Jeannie now do your special work because all you've disappeared to do your special magic thing again Alakazam very good well done nobody's doing here but it works for me Thank You Jeannie's tread water flirting treading water my arms underneath man [Applause]

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Length: 37min 20sec (2240 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 13 2017