Checking into an Airbnb in the Day Vs. Night

ah all right so this is the place super cute a bunch of stones fill him in a fish tank this is this is it okay just a nice cottage something you see in a movie homeward bound i am home when the amityville [ __ ] horror is this they even got a camera here it's good to know i'll be feeling safe into the watchful eye my guardian angels and the landlord it's a camera perfect okay yup can film my death in 4k and black and white the code is one two three four genius super smart super easy i'll never forget that one two three four what am i in a [ __ ] thumb war anybody could guess this [ __ ] oh wow this is great and i was gonna say to sheridan and i should have stated a [ __ ] shirt in it lovely you know these feel like homicide from my favorite store bed bath and beyond the grave modern chairs puffer fish chandelier this is great i mean that looks like freddy krueger's left testicle um where's the right one oh i don't know being used for evidence somewhere one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven eleven different knives god cooking has never been easy eleven eleven knives that i could get stabbed with hey eleven eleven make a wish i wish i got a hotel sheridan was like one forty a night i love this table tj maxx it's more like tj who's gonna come find me with an axe just testing all the lights make sure they work ah brand new bag of starbucks this is great coffee yup that's what i need i need to be more alive in a place that i'm not going to be alive is this an itinerary welcome home it's a little sus why thank you quiet hours 10 p.m to 7 a.m oh cool so i can get murdered at 701. this color is great it's like pepto-bismol pepto-bismol chair because i got nigel harper and into justin up to something can diarrhea from his damn place i'm sweating from my kneecaps this is smart they have a lock so i know that that's their property and not mine locks on the cabinets yeah that's perfect what's in there s'mores or some more dead people you know every time you go to an airbnb you're like who's canola oil is this it's never mine but but i use it got a good rating yeah perfect i can't wait to be beheaded next to the rigatoni pasta are we getting a theme here i'm taller than the refrigerator it's kind of cool what is this a pixar lamp touch activate it might take some flintstone vitamins and stare at this thing tonight what is this morris code for satan you even put a bucket list of local restaurants and places to hit 24 miles down the street where's the bodies huh they got a backyard they have a backyard since when the home started having backyards edc las vegas how are you feeling tonight oh lovely he left a memoir to his murder let's see here i first moved to tampa florida in 2005. great story but saving for the netflix documentary about the murder of missing me sunday morning catch me here catch me here decapitated just a random door i wonder what's behind that no why would i open that whose toothbrush is this mine now did you know that nine out of ten dentists recommend getting the [ __ ] out of here oh an ironing board good thing i won't have any creases in my casket i got a nice big gap between the wall and the count it's not perfect for a serial killer psych idiot alexa off alexa ah alexa smart house hello i mean when the r kell even is this this one's fun pink bed i'm noticing a theme here i'm starting to notice the theme here huh pink pigment skin mine about to be reincarnated into a damn duvet cover fake plant perfect you know never have to water it but you still get a nice feng shui where's the cameras at huh is it in these leaves these leaves of lies eucalyptus you smell that it smells like somebody's watching huh i can bench press two plates if they're the 25s a backyard that looks right in the creek never seen that one in a movie god damn it nice and tidy might drink a little bit of pinot and play house tonight oh thank god i thought i was gonna have my body swiped up with a swiffer 69 degrees this guy's pretty cool you know what i mean 69 degrees what a joke sir where's the body a washer and a dryer that way we can hide all those crumbs i'm gonna be a mess this sunday washer dryer do i even need to say anything i mean it's pretty obvious blood sheets tide pods time to go time to go definitely going to die here hey yo this door kind of looking like a vagina bruh cut it leave it in

Channel: Trevor Wallace

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Length: 5min 12sec (312 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 06 2021