people with the 'airplane emoji' in their bio

i've never been to australia but i've got reservations for six at outback everything i own can fit in a suitcase excuse me miss my merlot is a little low pick a spot any spot that's a good spot two words island of barbados why would i need a passport when i already have an instagram highlight section dedicated to where i've been did you see my trip to cancun nothing like a white sand beach in the middle of august you had a playground the world is my playground it was palm springs but you get the gist i got this piece right here from the borders the us no borders the bookstore they're going out of business i've always been a traveler ever since i was a wee young lad oregon one of my favorite places to visit just moved from arizona to los angeles should i put an airplane emoji i live in anaheim but my bio says los angeles hmm the ocean we must be by the beach you call it anaheim i call it los angeles the next place i land is where i take my next trip earth hey can i call you back i'm currently on a helicopter went to new york my eighth grade field trip airplane emoji had a connecting flight in south dakota on my way to chicago airplane emoji love me some scenic views this view calls for a glass of jack daniels ah what year is this dysentery of course i'm on a helicopter what do you mean does it not sound like a helicopter me returning from the gulag airplane emoji yep uh currently on the run from lapd for tax evasions airplane emoji i've been there i've been there just visited my step dad in san diego i've also been there current location san diego okay yeah it does sound like a piece of paper these are just the drink tickets i didn't use i bet you five drink tickets you can't guess my favorite tinder pickup line hey darling i'm in town for four hours show me around question mark i live here even if you did guess it right i'm not giving you the string tickets i've got hoes and different area codes that's just a ludicrous song oh i don't think so the only thing ludicrous is the fact that i can't travel to ibiza right now i did a pill in ibiza that's also a song that's a song someday i plan to propose to my wife all four of them under the eiffel tower oh yeah paris is beautiful paris no in vegas this cigar straight from cuba you got that from seven well 7-eleven but the guy is from cuba please prepare your trade tables for landing i'm clearly flying first class if you didn't hear that the eiffel tower is my favorite casino the water lax just tastes better not all who wander are lost sometimes i get uber pools just to fill the void of adrenaline from riding the subway is that car german no it got this fine piece of art right here in italy literally italy san diego would you look at that kids it's maui i don't need a map when i ride the subways i catch flights not feelings drake taught me that one riding the subway gets me hard 2007 prague you run marathons i run up miles we're in a different tax bracket sweetheart it's an eight dollar bottle of champagne okay depreciates in value it's open i went to saturn coach next to cuba gooding jr don't talk to me about wealth my diet consists of honey roasted peanuts and prozac who keep a good [ __ ] junior radio he was in snow dogs you had to look him up too you can see my airbnb from here the worst part about corona is i can't travel what about like the fatalities yes the fatality that i can't drink 2019 merlot and coach if i can't be in another country those countries can be on me this tastes like a delta 2009 merlot your mom made you that uh yeah it's actually for my pillowcase if you can drink in the sky you can drink on the land this pinot brings me back to my days the italian fine dining saboro they call it motorhome the airplane for poor people i just imported 14 shirts straight from china your shirt just says made in china imported yeah it's from target what do wine and traveling both have in common they both cost 10 000 are you trying to say you have a dui precisely but not in the state of the ukraine i don't ukraine the country cheers to that people ask me does it take money to travel [Music] yes i'm 35 000 in debt and by i i mean my father's credit card what are you saying rent money tent money i don't have any tent money camping is for the poor every time i go to a new city i take hundreds of pictures and schedule them out through the year that way people wonder am i in the hamptons am i in the bahamas or am i in bakersfield but in reality i'm in my father's basement rent money oh oh dug funny love that tv show anyways father i have to go i'm currently flying first class right now i gotta go i'm having barbecue at mongolian mongolian bbq at the mall see you there [Music] earth airplane emoji

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,710,529

Rating: 4.9814744 out of 5

Keywords: trevor wallace, trevor walace, travis wallace, white claw, kyle, monster, bang energy, trevor wallace cherdleys

Id: h2lKmxj9YGA

Length: 5min 9sec (309 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2020