dudes who play Spikeball

they call me the subpoena cause i'm here to serve it's called roundness i don't want this net around you amateurs i don't know what a subpoena is is that a body part the key to the perfect spike ball is like you want it to feel like a natural breast i also have no idea what a natural breast feels like do you guys know what a breast feels like i can't probably yell that yeah the net is going to always be at the center you're kind of like my need for attention is it too early to take my shirt off what's up i'm razor like the flip phone and if you don't play spike ball then get off the flip in phone try to play yo what's up i'm landing with an in like land in because i'm always landing these serves my name's john actually i just that's a nickname for people think we come out here to play spike ball to be dramatic and draw attention that's not what we're here to do oh everybody look at me i need attention am i mad that i got cut from the jv baseball team my senior year yeah was i ever on the team no what do i take my anger out on it is a real sport dad no you didn't make varsity football this one's for you christine weber corporate america rules anytime you're on a quest to be great you're going to get haters you know like why'd you bring the spike ball in that how did you get my address people ask me is spike ball a real sport i mean that's like asking me is santa real izzy i don't know i'm jewish spike ball is all about community community college really that's where we all met that's where i met razer actually so what up can i play all the people i grew up with my hometown are going to drug dealers houses looking for an eight i'm just looking for a fourth a fourth to play with does anybody want to play you guys trying to play pretty simple really four players three hits two teams one net zero friends i mean call me july because we need a fourth we do does anybody want to play spike ball i got zell cash app venmo i will send you money grandma what up yeah it's me razer or well trent but you trying to play spike ball what do you mean you have dementia who's razor yeah it's like bingo but just um not today we're not even playing we're just scouting guys taking a shot of fireball get in here i know he plays that guy sitting in that orange toyota tour cell slapping a wine bag we'll take him tank top guy line us up baby we go homeless guy today sure guy with a woman i mean that guy's clearly not focused that's why i choose to stay single the guy over there doing burnouts and dodge charger well that's my brother derek he uh he doesn't like me very much guy peeing behind that bush we need a fourth get in here i'll even take that dude sitting over there giving himself a vex i don't think that's a vacuum i mean i've skipped a lot of things to play spike ball okay work school leg day clearly i mean i played in college not for the college i didn't go to college but during the time when a person would go to college i played spike ball am i watching the olympics right now is spike ball in the olympics then no what do they got tennis yeah what are you my grandpa you guys trying to play me and razer can play tennis in volleyball but we kept hitting it into the net and we thought to ourselves why improve let's just put the net on the ground if you see right there there's my opponent from last week yeah trash we lost but the key to spike ball is you want to hit the ball at its peak just think me in high school just peak people ask me if i prefer sand over turf i mean that's like asking a guy are you a boobs or a butt guy you know i'm ambidextrous what does that mean again i mean i'm dyslexic we came over here to play a real man sport spike ball but these idiots over here are too busy playing kickball soccer soccer yeah never heard of it honestly i'd rather play my cat's litter box than this what is this even regulation when have you ever said to me hey do you have your spike ball and i said no last week me and razer play with my parole officer and my girlfriend well ex-girlfriend now because we well we won and they were i'd like to say jealous but chocolate oh it's cool to be a student right i'm a student of the game though scared you guys you guys come out here with sleeveless shirts spike ball and that just say we don't want the smoke i'm going to call those cops moderna because they're trying to stop the spike let's go let me yep i don't see anywhere where it says no spike ball they'll be hearing about this don't be hearing about it spike ball is not about playing the game it's about playing the game mentally you gotta get in the head i bet you think florida georgia line's real country huh loser pays for buffalo wild wings i bet your honda civic doesn't even have a spoiler on it the chemistry between me and razer is just unmatched no one on this beach can beat us there's actually no one on this beach but i'm just saying oh what's that dude you lost your birkenstocks oh yeah i bet you don't even like dave matthews band huh name one of those songs yeah you can you're receiving hairline showing is mine no we're good i mean the key to spike ball is you always need chemistry with your partner have i ever had that with a woman no dude i think i just tore my atl that's atlanta dude are we playing there can i get like a diving shot from my instagram just so i'm like looking like i'm diving digit and then i'll just put it on for my tinder and stuff like that all right did you get that i didn't hit it but you see that thing over there called the bobcat it's actually what they call me on the fields it's like in bob and i get that cat i've never slept with a woman trying to play we're like a t we're covered everywhere yeah i only play on pro grades this is made 100 out of jack johnson cds you know that annoying guy at every party at night that brings out his guitar yeah what do you think he's doing during the day playing spike ball i mean i'll probably play it better but my wrist is a little sore doing a little bit of you get it spike ball other ball ball spike ball yesterday i was beating that's coordination everyone's not cut out for this game it's called spike ball and it's a manly game looks like hot potato to me it's spike ball yeah oh whoa whoa whoa it's a little much it's my dominant hand oh yeah it would protect them yeah yeah there it is people say spike ball is just like a modern day four square looks pretty round to me by the same people think the earth is round two shit's flat as [ __ ] just like your serve i mean name another sport where you can be 47 years old out of shape and still play dude i'm in my 30s bro well so is my score what is that do you want to make it to the lancaster internationals or not that's what most my opponents end up in afterwards oh i was going to say shorts because they're sore but also a wheelchair oh dude my dominant hand i think i messed up my dominant hand you got any ice oh thank you you guys trying to play [Music] tastes like victory to me 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Channel: Trevor Wallace

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Id: KndIPbWK3Io

Length: 5min 59sec (359 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/The_Kid_Blue]

I can't believe they actually thought of 5 minutes worth of Spikeball jokes. This is gold lmao.

[u/Littlef1nger]

I'm in the video and I don't like it.

[u/reinhardt19]

I take this as a personal attack. I was second-team all state (honorable mention) in HS football, so this joker painting spikeball players as “failed athletes” is absurd and inaccurate.