GIRLFRIEND REVENGE! | Whack Your Ex

top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a flash game called whack your ex and no I'm not playing this because I have unresolved issues with an ex of mine I'm playing it cuz it looks fun but if I start screaming die you spawn of Satan just just roll with it okay click here let's do it oh look at her hey Suzie just putting that out there it's not a real name of a person I know oh we can kill both of them ah so it's not just a guy I see you avoided the sexism and that let's kill her with a laptop first hey you remember that laptop you bought me yeah crack in your face don't jeez - whoa okay this is [ __ ] gruesome what the hell is this we're gonna kill you with oh those bricks and a trowel how does the kill her that was awesome I know what he did but he went inside the poker he didn't have a gun I don't know how he killed her with maybe fire didn't blew her face over please okay it's killer with a present wait what oh you bought me boxing gloves what That's not me killing you they're back dude oh my god he's [ __ ] everywhere okay so the randomized I thought ah blue present for the guy pink present okay we kill her this time here I bought you some nice flowers it's my dick in a box why is that let a helmet what are those you got some nice boobs oh dude you could have just left like any normal manager you didn't have to blow her face off it's a well if you're gonna do it do it right you know you don't want it to come back worse than it was Claire oh hey old guy you cradle-robbing dick I don't know where I get shot but Dad my father stole my wife that's it let's say throw poop out of her oh my god it's a poop didn't kill her well maybe she got a coli and then she died okay we go over no we're gonna do all of them so what is this oh there's a secret any more secrets there's a line here I am the tide drop ninja oh wait oh wow but where my hat yeah there's my hat wow I got she sliced my [ __ ] balls I'm actually holding on to my balls right now you guys can't see I don't have a balls cam that's what's gonna separate me from the rest of the youtubers balls cam hey now you bought them awesome okay chocolates you love chocolates don't you baby here eat them I get fat like you have been for the last few years okay dude whoa you were going a little bit over the top there well she did she was fond of her chocolates she's been eating them a lot over the last few years you've been gaining quite a few pounds you see that see that curve where her ass is see this that wasn't there last year no she's been packing on the pounds this way now break up the ship Oh would you like a shoe you like shoes right don't you yeah whoo whoo so loved-up bring it in oh oh Jesus dude relax just dead stop stop she's already dead good holy Christ okay we did all these and we now we move on to this one party surprise um is that a monkey that's a monkey a guy in a monkey outfit she gets balloons what do I get oh thanks monkey dude I knew that was gonna happen bros before hoes before what they killed her though I mean it was a steep fall or whatever you want to just smash your ankles maybe Oh lazy boy three thousand thanks wife his head was came off there for a second for some reason hey let's watch the game my TV it was a plasma screen long run dude I did ha ha and the chair come on isn't it bad enough you killed a guy but you have to blow up a perfectly awesome chair as well that was the ladyboys 3000 it was awesome plane hey wife look I wrote you a message in the sky it says go [ __ ] yourself and she did write her a thing in the sky ah I was such a nice husband I liked you at the plane just came out of nowhere huh it was like really fast much faster than it was maybe that's not a real plane okay I chainsaw at her face I seem to be killing her a lot more than she's killing me maybe these are all the ones to kill me with okay let's go that is not sexy that is disgusting girls don't poop they don't a lot of you guys out there saying they do poop Jack what's wrong with you they don't girls don't poop don't ruin the fantasy okay heels Oh Cinderella I have found your slipper let me sniff your feet whoo I like feet homo shitty ho ho see you later okay we're going to Narnia [ __ ] that's a lot of shoes do it do it dude do it yeah how you like me now [ __ ] roasted a sausage on the fire this is up I'm dancing around it like a rain dance you like the shoes didn't yet they cost me a lot of money go buy your own let me use the credit card I didn't oh there you go Sweden's I bought you a lot of stuff that's my credit card [ __ ] now I'm broke great I can't I can't play anything anymore I need the card for my medical bills okay we got three left is that right wow we are motoring through these what is this it's like a heat and something's gonna kill me okay that is water great this muhfucka Shark Boy Wow check out of nowhere a sharknado that a sword um no it's more of a dagger but Jesus we face and last one is a sexy jeanne looking lady what's she gonna do Lala threesome finally yes dude score we're in no no don't lock me out from [ __ ] except a guy you can't lock a guy out from a threesome if your girlfriend is gonna kiss another girl you've gotta be allowed to see it that is the bro code you just gotta be okay well I guess I killed them in every way imaginable no more secrets no no secrets gonna click on you guys no no nothing for this video I hope you guys enjoyed watching it I like these kind of flash games I know there's not a lot of interactivity with this doesn't require a lot of scale it's not a rage game or anything but it's fun you get to let out all your anger and God knows I have a lot of that after playing give up I wish to literally give up guy was there I could just kill him overnight or when I killed him in the game anyway but I like these flash games but thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and firefighters are out give me back that ring I gave you while you're at it

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 16,433,105

Rating: 4.8755536 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, whack your ex, whack, your, ex, whack your boss, boss, fun, funny, funniest, facecam, webcam, gameplay, playthrough, walkthrough, let's play, jack septic eye, flash game, browser game, fun flash games, funniest games, silly game, gore, murder, blood, gruesome, death, killing, all endings, all 16 endings

Id: ficIQF23rqg

Length: 9min 35sec (575 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 14 2014