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we're picking a bus a pretty heavy interference on the tower frequency sounds like a small child singing jump in sugar boy what a girl pressure on a shower TURN RIGHT heading three six zero say foots question second off the island right ahead e360 boring one like when I'm not the one who identifies something here I just started go stick with it press four eight one heavy rock you the one to choose we're at once it I'll try that thing they say hop right looks like what sir let's try cooking sex here three-stage there is really a lot of limp and expects back out there too that's really disco ball as well alright let me get the Port Authority out there to party with it there are 55 us seven county ground white suits to write use cautions for a beanbag chair report that's the intersection the host up one alpha it's active less on Bravo ultra Foxtrot how will you Scott you gotta stay and that's our problem follow these exercises how they fall down heavy we are hold a push stick to do it is sleep and you need oxygen seem to come out for you to get in right on the front turn so you need Argentina to some else for you to get it for this day and they sort of protect it is just Argentina Smith it's another way of before you go in for the rest oh you're the enforcer yeah how does it happen today I think what you're trying to say is Jeff he does I had no idea why I'm over here trappers 35 reconnaissance officer we want to see the perfect place although other happened doctor to 1886 after Thomas 200 years for just four no an offer well someone has to move and figure it out virgin claims you can't move because you're at kilo Foxtrot you claim you can move because you there so figure it out we figured out in they have hey crowd Delta 427 Joseph 427 well yeah you promised to follow this one JetBlue though we're sitting here sorta salt on the runway and this other fit has just rolled right in front of us yeah so salsa for 27 you can make that left turn when able on to Tulsa and hold short of Charlie's all right well done well now we'll go back to tower we were pondering it sorry just came right in front of us here there's a little normal that happened there Savage is all Saturday night to get premium coffee of this yeah I wish every thirty four six six times I hear decisons perjurer have a good night over thirty four six six I'll bet your coffee is better than airplane coffee just kiss this test ghastly one six on seven foot push and across we stop if we're 116 heavy what's your gate number six six Thanks and you need to push until whoopsy correct negative alpha is crossed out I think we need to on to alpha sat across pastry birds oh one more six seven okay that's not gonna work they're gonna have to take you into the ranch at whiskey okay so if you're unable to do that it's going to be a lengthy delay so as long as you're happy with us doing a custom you start in the in the whiskey alleyway that's fine we can do that they can have you porch I'm through with you and then when you're out in the factory then you can do your crossly bear okay this give me there I can do the coaster you start in whiskey and any other way negative stuff trust me that's not a lot in the Ranch area you will have to do it when you taxi out for the runway well I can't actually out without start having a start of the engines okay stand by okay ask me but one wants six heavy we got anywhere for this across the stuff I suppose it's going to be a lengthy lengthy wait okay I've got two hundred running here on span so how long's willing to wait that much do I need to shut down here are unable to push all the way into whiskey and practically out we can approve these cross read on the tax rate right now there's a lot of traffic I've come out behind you we only have one way in and out in that area okay I could I could get a grant through to push us back and then tourists onto on to whiskey and then up into into the line-in alpha but as you say I can't do a cross B you start in the whiskey alleyway grande few good one one six heavy any chance for us so we push back and then there I get the tow truck tourists went to alpha fever 116 heavy there's traffic behind you so we're unable for the prospects right now can you when we're able to move you can you push onto whiskey and then taxi out of whiskey and do the cross leaves when you get on Charlie negative ma'am I can't actually without the engines running so I really got two engines running I need to have four inches running to start texting so what I can't do is when the minutes behind us is to push back into the whiskey alleyway and then get the tug to pull us forward through whiskey on to alpha and then I start the entrance okay if someone's going to be a mighty waiter I'll let you know if some less I have approval for that okay I'm sitting with engines running so how long has it lengthy way down I don't have an exact time okay if you have a rough time and super 1/16 heavy fine for coming up behind you currently behind our clans push back on alpha and clear whiskey you ask me with 160 and heavy just rate you know so I just need a couple of minutes to load it for a taxi fare and so I've got people standing on to see those off right just that Stephanie you're going to be moving in a three minutes or so so thanks so much so I don't thank you as much as I always talk at the same time I'm talking to three other controllers up here trying to figure out what we're doing do to get part of the traffic off his airport I was talking to me I can't hear what they're saying and nothing it's done stand by please I'll call you guys but I need to talk to you okay never the mercy of something give me a call let me know that's let me try to talk to my co-workers up here so we can figure out a plan to keep traffic moving okay so if it's effective yeah aren't you calling me the seventh time to do that hirato we are 16 miles from the JFK we're on intercept heading to the vor twenty four ports two thousand eight and twenty three hundred on the and readout that looks sensible to me and you just read the middle with me see that beautiful strippers let me clear up a headless footage or the scratch from the contacts had to be tailored one without a ploy one today one one nine one sorry that the previous fine so rebel for you that's zero a I need you to get away from my final first course if we had thirty four hundred there's a Boeing coming up your butt Boeing 707 eight-hour one-one-niner point three 1394 do you weigh that heavy there at tango one the technique fight that was aboard American Airlines places 292 with service to JFK couple texts what the fleet up front here we'll be ready to don't want everyone seated in the basket Eastern on so then we have here baggage going underneath will be able to push the gate looks like about 20 minutes for an average tax time for takeoff once we harvest airborne looking at five hours he's my time everything okay where to save the rise of the GI oh my god get Charlie on that way JFK looking without the southeast at seven ten mile visibility was part of the commodities guys can accept her about 55 degrees I know most of you are going to want to relax and then completely all the way tonight so this is gonna be like only an outlet mmm I hope you have a good flight sit back relax get a well thanks it was let me remember the guy next to me is the grumpies gonna give you two to right setup for two to right Roger number seventeen second is your right leg 776 time approach 32 for your dates 30 to 40 ever today number 76 summon a couple is 17 second fourth up to 76 New York who throws you could have the right side the last guy I'm just getting this for a second back back back he said I was grumpy all right now the Viking could be a little bit grumpy there from benefi that's how I let it go did you really try the past four thirty and sixty six eight two four zero two three - laughs maintain 2,000 how are you now family three or four which gets worse of what it says but I got up and went to the restaurant oh that's a terrible time for that 23:04 cancel take off first holding position and get them back in their seat but they're MSC not the right one okay three in three six seven cross two enough prostrate right through night on Charlie cause it won't play heavy you run the total right departure behind the Virgin from the left although and which are Victor but a virgin ass mutters hey have enough Thunder 4:05 heavy just hard an American from the left but no virgin in sight yet very virtuous team Taylor heavy feet 180 or greater so five dooming I can't believe that mom everyone fix your grave with your eyes okay you gave me more than 160 from now so when are you gonna throw it on fix it yeah I get that but I am flying a simple lever and I have stabilized the post-crisis which I must maintain okay and you still haven't answered my question so whenever you get around for a that'd be great okay would you can doesn't work with you though alright first their hands a little time are setting one phrase off okay but can also fly left heading this completes one freezer you have to do everything today I presume me from 164 only three mama is that for behind a bomb okay are behead of them and I don't believe that the FAA approved sweetness but with a club that later endeavors 5190 to change the wrong way express ours right 50 right there 41 Isis in a bra pajamas let you know there is a tornado off on that side here Roger thanks for the report that is about 15 miles east of my house you watched on radio they're freaks you would be one too successful seven we're all right do you want to talk to a center controller if you want to talk to the radio the radio people give you weather and stuff the center people keep you away from airplanes I want to be kept away from their airplane in that case you want to talk to Center not radios block four three one four three seven one just there seven to a three-year lease number 18 take five so did I guess here transgender without here's a tennis embers the US air 7:03 Air Tran have been waiting a long time and I lie upon answer your question about the frequent that so do what number is and that's all I'm gonna tell you about children special cargo didn't get away 781 this vigil teacher right right requesting was generally somebody one life change to for Lamoreaux my sister lot getaway 781 thank you they're really that wonderful man it is closer for the Tigers hope you don't keep me happy you sound like you're gonna make some guys very happy heavy early groans what was the gate again Wow people generous one of these underground point six five services Quantic site manager of insanity

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Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 06 2019

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