Some Funny Air Traffic Control Conversations

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Channel: Daniel Mori

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Keywords: air traffic control, ATC, air, traffic, control, JFK, Japan, Airlines, Mesaba, chautauqua, funny, delta, British, Airways

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Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 09 2012