Fugget About It 302 - Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays (Full Episode)

how you doing Jimmy here you know my story by now most of its even true think about wiseguys is we hardly ever told the truth by hardly ever I mean mostly never we lied to everyone cops judges our wives and mostly each other we lied so much we didn't even know we were doing it yo Jimmy these biscotti got almonds in them nah don't worry about it you need a doctor I'm good Lyon came so easy that the truth was browned on like the time Johnny forthright came to town hey Jimmy with that gun you're Megan for a heart attack now there's a reason wise guy he's never tell the truth cuz who wants to hear that crap then Johnny comes along with his mouth and suddenly I'm so worried about my weight I had what my doctor called a mild cardiac incident once I got out of the hospital I reminded Johnny that the truth hurts then I did not wipe the sidewalk with his face anyway now that I'm in witness protection I'm still living a lie except this one's legit and you've never looked stole Emma what Goodfellas ate the only ones who can lie that freakin ass is off oh forget about it a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy he and the couple with the Gambini a when we found out that they'd be working on Kijiji they'd take the bus he threw him from the 19th floor sweet you are so much a long till the marble once in dead I had no choice but to park at the one the feds the feds will say they have to make a deuce in Mansell fun so he let the doubters friends and move to Saskatchewan forget about it [Music] blue tiger you're clear here take a shot shot who is it huh Pizza Oh someone ordered pizza this late it's Ferris they didn't order pizza repeat did not order pizza [Music] it's Halloween already what the [ __ ] are you supposed to be kid Jimmy mcdougal you've been duly served 15 guys in a freaking toaster to serve a summons can't take any chances sir not since last year's potty mouth incident you could knock some [ __ ] first language alert I don't remember getting these tickets public urination drunken disorderly Dunkin Donuts oh that's a receipt six grand in parking fines oh not so fast Cheech did you get these tickets and use my name yeah but don't worry I burned them all remember the whole garage went up that was you technically it was the oily rags I tossed the burning tickets on to do you got a record everything you touch yeah like the skylight he tried to put in the bathroom the fresh air helps me go or a ceiling fan he installed so I goofed up it happens it happens every day with you your Baba oh you call it a bump I'm calling you a bump Cheech you're ruin my old life and your mousse in a new one and you know why cuz you're a screw-up and you're a bum and that's the truth to you eh you okay I'm fine it'll take more than that to bring all cheats down how could they say two things about me I'm not some kind of [ __ ] I know I'll pay the tickets Jimmy oh let me the money all right example buff maybe they're right I'm gonna buy to anyone I can get vaccinated at school you can't let them pump Gina full of autism juice uh the link between vaccines and autism has been roundly rejected by the medical community Oh the medical community what about the community of celebrities who know how to raise perfect kids yeah Petey if they didn't know what they were talking about they wouldn't be published in the pages of celebrity minutia magazine but they won't let me go to school if I don't get them Schatz then I'll learn you at home I'm not taking chances with your health but you'll risk or catching rubella or whooping cough I don't make up diseases Petey call I got you out of school you're welcome what you don't get Brainiac is when I miss school I lose business and when I lose business I get dark impulses so you're gonna take care of my business what's in it for me I won't break your nose throw in my arm and you got a deal WikiWiki Canada has plenty of freshly painted substandard housing for people like you move along my downtrodden friend just soaked me in gas and light a match McCool Mordecai Richler legacy teach this isn't about Jimmy's parking tickets is it sure is did you put a little magic act and make them vanish for me one can't simply vanish parking tickets one pays them and if one is so inclined one pays them in advance just one guy sounds like a jagoff could a jagoff do this who now do let 6,000 more times it's a bus token Cheech you could always go to City Hall and fight those tickets it's your right as an honest citizen well citizen I'll do it I represented myself in court for littering once come down to a six-year stretch then I'll leave it in your marginally capable hands Oh Canada where we still believe in magic [Music] looks like someone misses teach me miss that bum not a chance why did he call not that I care if he called I tell them to go back to bum town wherever he's been for the last couple of days did he go no I'm going to bed you stay here pretending you don't regret the awful things you said to him pom this is weird it ruins it if your talk is your boss around sweetheart I gotta talk to him about some tickets well lady mayor how about we ran a few motions through your council chambers [Music] I was thinking Your Honor II since I did you a favor three by my count maybe you could do one foot not on oh sweet lady she died doing what she loved screwing the people I'm worried I said some completely accurate things to teach that he totally took the right way and I ain't seen him since last I saw he was filled with vim and vigor ready to fight those tickets in court so don't worry Jimmy Jimmy Cheech great Lou just hated tickets so I'm running for mayor Rob Ford's big red face I did not see that coming and you're sure the mayor was alive during your octogenarian book knocking I may be a lot of things but I ain't no neck ripple each ik all right then it was natural causes more or less natural but you running for her job is out of the question especially over parking tickets it's more than dad I gotta do something with my life before it's too late so I'm running McCool running like a coke heads no get ready to catch a serious dose of election fever because the mayor is dead that's good copy Karl oh the candidates throwing their hat into the ring include premier Mickey O'Shea who's running on a why the hell not platform former strip joint manager ple schwa schwa who's French passive and area man Cheech McDougald who promised pizza Fridays every day of the week what do you think of me now you're a drunk and you didn't finish high school I think you got a shot are you insane witness protection rules strictly forbid running for office so kick me out when I'm mayor I'll have a whole police force to protect me and get me lunch I get you're excited but there's no way in hell you can run for mayor all right that strange neither of us tried to stop him I had no confidence in that fan what's your Excuse [Applause] [Music] Wow you just say Gina's name and they shower you with money oh here I'll take care of that I'm the substitution teacher and I'm a nurse I bet none of you want to get a big old dangerous needle Julia I think I found my calling saving the children please don't touch me why you here I skip the work me and McCool take a cheat out to cheer him up what are you doing mass homeschooling me cuz I ain't vaccinated after this I gotta unload the dishwasher for home mech he's cheats ready to go see some strippers oh hello Gina she said he was going to the election rally I guess he meant Direction election rally Jimmy let's go Jana time for gym class we're playing hang the Lord's ray swash why economic growth swashb Anglophone peace what do you think Cheech is up to god-willing a public withdrawal sounds dirty [Music] and I want the long speeches so thank you and goodbye oh wait I forgot the thing hang on what's this not tonight honey I have a oh I just don't love you anymore that's marriage for you but don't worry pal I got you covered hi I'm cheats MacDougall I've been all over this great city well maybe not great face it it's just cool anyway I've been talking to folks all over of Aegina and while I can't remember any of them conversations I know what people want and that's sex if you're poor ugly which is mostly sex is hard to come by but not anymore today I give you the Affordable orgasm Act hey don't worry under my Universal prostitution plan the government pays for it in that case can I have one too you bet your ass your care in an election day bet your ass on me I'm cheats MacDougall and I approved these wars I know what you're gonna say but I was on my way to quit when the mailman showed up mail person we're in Canada no I'm pretty sure Gloria's a man anyway he had this bag full of donations for my campaign the people have spoken and they want me you sure you heard him right for the first time in my life I'm not screwing up I'm getting it right and I owe it all to you what you gave me to kick into pills I need it you're not just my nephew Jimbo you're my best friend hey one more take place on and that is why eating mashed up insects is good for the environment and your complexion someone's gonna have a healthy glow tomorrow okay everyone eat these donkey placentas they ward off sickness and dark forest fairies Waldo make sure to choose oh my superiors are threatening to have a beaver chew me a new one it's a little consolation that I get to choose the beaver no one back home is gonna mistake that Elvis look and Huggy Bear for Cheech Falcone besides there's no way he's gonna win yeah what's the harm in letting him lose am I good for a self-esteem but the opposing candidates will make mincemeat out of him come on connect politicians don't take the gloves off like they do down south do they you tell me this footage provided by the o'shea for mayor committee was filmed at a Cheech MacDougal campaign stop of course I'm a feminist my dinner ain't gonna cook it so what the hell's an LGBTQ some kind of [ __ ] sandwich fine if I slip one past the goalie then I'm pro-choice Hey are you filming this yeah now the kids can see me do this in one snore Zima cool he don't need to quit his big mouths gonna mess this up public reaction to the Cheech MacDougal footage has been Swift I like Cheech you really know what you're getting with him it's high time we got our own sandwich MacDougall's numbers have soared giving what is wrong with these people this video is just the beginning they're going to dig into cheetahs past and do you know what they'll find a lot of dead bodies a man who up until a few months ago did not even exist yeah whoa I got no idea who you are but McCool was just talking about you you come alone my wife usually helps me but that's not what you meant I cannot shoo I review my swash why identity issue eh come on out swash wha how did you swash what was me Monsieur Jimmy call it a hunch I did some digging on Monsieur Cheech what I found was most schwa chuan Cheech forgot to sign his nomination papers even if he wins he cannot be mera his campaign is as illegitimate as my swash wet children can you imagine he had it in his grasp and he swabbed it up so you're blackmailing us hey no no I like you guys I give miss you're Cheech they swear to save himself from the suicide inducing embarrassment of this blunderer nice yeah thanks if it were me I would like myself on fire and sway in front of a train yeah I get it he's a tow then no one would have to slap on my corpse and say here lies the stupidest well urged okay enough is so hey can I Swan your vote next Tuesday [Music] now the Cheech is ineligible to run we're in the clear Jimmy why the frown cuz I still gotta break the news to the guy so what it's his own fault exactly I called him a bum and a screw-up and it almost destroyed him if I tell him he screwed this up I don't know what he'll do hopefully kill himself in the old life you were never supposed to truth someone what if I truth all you guys what if I told PD sometimes I want to punch him in the face for being such a goofy little know-it-all or if I let McCool know I think his horse has more personality than he does suppose I told Gina here that Theresa is actually my favorite or if I told cookie watch it I gotta let Cheech down easy make him think quittin is his idea this is gonna be harder than sitting through a Canadian movie please at the end I know what happened but depressing confusing cinema no one cares for is our national heritage [Music] so watch out for big Pama they want us to waste money on medicine and cheese when we should really be using it to make sure blockbuster movies have solid opening weekends [Music] [Music] hey Jimmy you want a lucky rabbit's foot for election day no I'm good so you're gonna pack your bags what for come next week we're all moving to the mayor's mansion it bring a chainsaw that place needs more skylights pack your bags pack your bags pack your bags actually pal we are moving now that you're gonna be ma'am McCool's relocating us I don't think they'll let me be mayor from some other town no you're staying here and I can't even tell you where we're going cuz you're not in witness protection no more anyhow I came to say goodbye you're gonna make the best mayor this town has ever seen and from what I hear the youngest you'll leave it I'll never see you cookie Theresa Gina or what's-his-face again yeah sorry but I got everyone rabbit sports [Music] I appreciate shut up I can't do this being mayor means I lose my family so ever ah he's our family man all I'm gonna do is fleece the city dry then burn the joint down for the insurance but they'll still be free prostitutes right yeah for me don't you get it just cause you like me is no reason to vote for me I got no idea what I'm doing outside of Robin you closed blind finally an honest politician they just kept cheering for me even when I had a handicapped kid in a headlock no offense but motors are stupid Hey the election results are in peerless schwa schwa narrowly edged out Mickey o'shea to become the next mayor of Regina that crazy Puerto Rican wants to keep universal prostitution alive I gotta get a taste I wrote that legislation I'm sorryi truth you teach it's okay just do me a favor and we're even help me pry this rug off I stuck it on with hot glue yo way ahead you got my money no I have blisters on my tongue and I think I pooped a kidney that's it I don't care what Hollywood says we get nice shots kids roll up your sleeves McCool drop your pants but I have all my shots I said drop em [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 2,640,299

Rating: 4.8074684 out of 5

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Id: iBiW_bQvEW0

Length: 22min 34sec (1354 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 28 2017