Fugget About It 314 - Layin' some Pipeline (Full Episode)

[Music] you know back in the day I made a lot of money selling protection that's when someone pays you not to hurt him it's like buying insurance except you don't get nothing in return oh wait it's exactly like buying insurance there was this one guy Don Gambini 's wife's cousin the Don said we were allowed to collect protection off him but we had to do it nice I couldn't break his face so I had to be creative but I was a wise guy what the hell that I know about creative ism gimme gimme gimme gimme money I learned how to play this stupid thing for nothing I got blisters on my fingers it's me stop it on your head cuz he didn't pay protection you don't see it I thought it was a duck riding a pony or maybe a giant Wang [Music] was laughing at me like I was some kind of clown so I figured I'd show him who the clown was it was me I screw being nice let's go with Plan B being creative is fine but sometimes you just gotta kick some ass well one thing ain't changed since Brooklyn it's still a [ __ ] clown Gina don't swear when you insult your father forget about it kid you tell me to [ __ ] forget about it let me tell you somethin bout a friend of ours named Jimmy a made the wise guy and the couple with the Gambini a when we found out they'd be whacking uncle teach they take the bus he threw him from the 19th floor sweet who are too much along till the hop-on once in dead so Jimmy have no choice but to pocket the wall the feds the feds will say they have that they could use in there so fun so he let the doubters friends and move to Saskatchewan forget about it [Music] good morning big bossman what are you doing cook I just wanted to say I love you and that you're the best husband in the world that's real nice but this ain't exactly a good time look if you want something you don't gotta butter me up how much do you need forty you French me while I was dropping a deuce to get 40 lousy bucks no 40 votes I'm running for VP of a PTA on a healthy snacks platform I need you to help me win by being nice or with a bat can you be nice with a bat I don't want to make a bad impression McCool why is PD in handcuffs your son was protesting at the site of the new oil pipeline Oh pity broke his cherry good for you kid even if it was a candy-ass cry I didn't arrest him I simply gave him a ride home if there's one thing mother Canada respects its an orderly protest granted we don't listen to them but we damn well respect them I asked McCool to cuff me so the other protesters would think I was cool oh you got against oil how else are we supposed to lubricate engines or maintain fine hairstyles to answer I will recite one of my incendiary poems on the matter oh god he's treating another one for Canada fill in the blank but soft what shame on yonder pipeline breaks is the government trading blood for oil Oh CPD that's how you get things done reading poems singing songs and waving signs of a [ __ ] you want to get ahead you gotta have balls and you gotta show them like you are right now big guy oh sorry [Music] hello friend can cookie mcdougal count on your vote for the PTA sorry I'm voting for my husband is that so Cheech show her the incentive package next time your husband will be in there my husband was in there both cookie do I have your word you're gonna vote for cookie on those cookies what else am I gonna wear a laundry day not so fast you vote and cookie for the PTA right this way madam that's better come on Jimmy let the kids out they can't even vote no but their parents can good point we shut the pipeline down for 15 whole minutes don't engage the police we may have taken ballsy hardcore action but we must remain peaceful don't shoot but if you have to tell the world I wet myself after you fired don't be silly we don't shoot suspects in Canada unless they're mentally ill or don't speak English those were mere warning shots for interfering with the pipeline pop said I needed to show more balls well thanks to your balls I'm going to have to report you that means I'll have a record ladies love a badass after nine recounts it's my horror honor to welcome the new PTA vice president Twinkie MacDougall that's cookie MacDougall but Thank You mr. president is to get rid of school vending machines for the sake of our kids health you suck no you can't get rid of those machines they're a source of revenue for after-school sports programs which kids wouldn't need if they stayed off junk vote on that note as president of the PTA I'm going to put you in charge at the vending machines so cookies in charge of the cookies I heard on a grapevine how your wife got elected I don't know what you're talking about no I'm not here to dangle your Chubby's over a fire I want your help passing bitter 1:58 through the provincial legislature politics do I look like a criminal to you actually don't answer that too bad I could pay you from the public trough and it's a big trough Jimmy how big we talking and what if I may ask is a trough caramel-coated jelly butts chocolate covered cheese puffs cheese coated licorice nipples why did he say for sale only in schools and mental hospitals cuz president Annabelle doesn't care about good nutrition you know this garbage is wide as a child obscenity problem oh I'm [ __ ] starving ma you got me ooh jackpots absolutely not no kid of mine is eating this junk delicious junk I can live on this stuff young lady if that's all you ate you'd be so unhealthy that Annabelle would have to ban these machines forever challenge accepted Gina that's so bad for you so are STDs but that don't stop you from gobbling any old fudge holes I am proud to announce with the support of my enormous caucus ha caucus that bill 158 has passed how do you like that we did our part to change the world the real satisfaction is that we were paid a buttload of money Jimmy I need to CPT right away what did he do hug a tree to death worse the recently passed bill 158 makes any environmental protest an act of terrorism bill 158 which I had nothing to do with of course if you did you'd be a terrible father because this new law means PT is a terrorist I'm here to place him under arrest ah Jimbo maybe some time in the big house is just what the kid needs sure sure wait here McCool we'll go get him for you take your time let Petey cry it out before I bring him in if the other convicts catch him weeping they'll pass them around like a pumpernickel bowl of spinach different you know they took off right no no they're upstairs right now preparing Petey to face justice am I so naive how long are we supposed to stay here I'm claustrophobic I need my mouth guard and my neti pot to clear my sinuses kid it's been two hours relax I don't know how you could stand going on the lam in the old life it was tough hiding at the Plaza Hotel under an assumed name don't blow all day surrounded by hookers god I miss it I got surprise you know if you hadn't made fun of my lack of balls I probably wouldn't be a wanted fugitive right now half of it kid we're the ones who ran through the building major terrorists oh Jesus sheesh that was you in my defense I got paid a lot of money wait a man up and fight for what's right pop you're nothing but a two-bit bagman who sold out his own son at least he's not a Taliban neither am i and I'm fight this like a man the kids a monster I don't know MA this junk food diet you got Gina on feels like a bad idea it's just temporary I'm trying to prove a point for the greater good did you feel that not like an impact tremor so big someone messes with you give a little belly buck boom that down for the count but you're turning into a whale ah zip it Skeletor chubby hate fattest mom this is child abuse and I'm not gonna stand for it there now you're not standing all right we're conducting a hard-target search of every Roadhouse outhouse chicken house and steak house in a 3-kilometer radius actually our targets are tree-hugging enviro terrorists so skip the steak house meanwhile I have a plan so crazy it just might work what took you so long the vain hope you'd have a change of heart and bring Petey back ain't happening McCool we're on a land you can look for us but it'll be like chasing the wind keep looking forward Petey and I are shadows in the night you might get close he just showed up I'm surrendering peacefully McCool good for you Petey but bill 158 is very specific I'm sorry to have to do this do what terrorists Pig let's slang it on a bit thick but protocol is protocol what happened to you McCool you used to be a servant of the people now you're just a stooge for Big Oil if that's going to be your attitude you leave me no choice me me me BBB a box of biscuits a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer me me good here you must be thirsty thanks I'm thirsty for justice ya little punk whoa whoa whoa take it easy can't you see the kids scared oh he'll be scared all right when all he has is a toothbrush to fend off his kill-crazy cellmate cannibal Dave what's happening better play ball kid I can't control him when he's like this just give me a lead pipe in five minutes alone with this little twerp are you playing good cop and bad cop budget cuts Petey work with me what the hell's going on in here I was just about to tell Petey his only way out of jail is to reveal the identity of his fellow terrorist hear that kid tell these guys who your hippie friends are right now no unlike some people in this room I'm not a rat you son of a [ __ ] no Mac rule don't I'm not gonna let some snot-nosed patty waste call me a goddamn rat he means me McCool calm down here have some water tells me to calm down I specifically said I want the protection money in coins now you gotta pay twice huh we need sugar crashes in my sleep apnea I'm dying over here hey you were needlessly obese child you need responsible adult intervention hi I'm a vegetarian and I have food sensitivities can you run me through any non-gmo menu options when I eat you alive will that make me a vegetarian I'm asking for a friend who I recently ate you mean whom I recently ate I'm gonna run screaming now it's dinner time no no I'm still hearing beat you but I think you mean eat you didn't your mother tell you it's rude to talk with your mouth full did you talk about my mother come on spit it out the scooty kids whooping cannibal days finally someone standing up to that psycho I think we got ourselves a new psycho I got you now yeah that's right I'm crazy anyone else want a slice of PD pie can you please pass the salt [ __ ] since we helped you I thought you might spring my kid from the old felony resort sorry lads I don't negotiate with the parents and uncles of terrorists what about ants say the word I throw on a dress you and I hop on a plane to book my boy might be a knowitall a pain in the ass and a god-awful poet but he ain't a terrorist the law says he is me hands are tied a lady friend did this last night what'd you see me points that pipe lines a cash cow and I intend to suckle her teat tell me bellies full and my lips blister I see what's going on here you need a little incentive to change your mind can you break a ten get out of my office pleasure doing business with you you didn't do any business I got a whole ten spots as otherwise don't you think you've gone too far ma there's Japanese whalers circling the house relax Teresa a few more pounds and she'll be unhealthy enough for me to call a PTA meeting you know I'm getting sick of people talking about me like I'm not even you yeah it is like I'm hard to miss as soon as I get rid of those vending machines I'll keep you some carrots and you'll go back to normal yourself what do you mean normal you saying I'm not normal just cuz hang on Oh cuz I gained a few pounds hello geez get off your soapbox kid before it breaks lead on stop for a while I love doing it bring me some free cupcakes okay kid time to tell on your little jihadi friends and come home no way I'm not a snitch wait a sec how the hell are you still alive I followed the old adage and kick someone's ass on my first day good for you kid whose ass this one no actually cannibal Dave here got on the wrong side of old psycho Pete look at you with a prison nickname why you put me on you beat up this guy who shame on you pal eh drop it it don't add up oh hey a weed like you could take on this palooka am I wrong can we drop that makes sense to Petey just name names before cannibal Dave comes back for another helping I will not rat on my friends I have to take a stand visiting hours are over I was wrong about your kid we've got bigger balls than I thought Oh need a painkiller no you're sitting on my colostomy bag [Applause] [Music] now they'll see what vending machines do to kids better hurry MA Annabelle's about to steal your thunder irresponsible parents who don't care what their children eat are why I want to remove all vending machines from our schools you dare Westminster I'm the VP of the PTA and I fed my kid nothing but vending machine junk food - Pro huh you did this on purpose what kind of a mother are you jeana's fine she's been on a blissful sugar high for days lower me down but get vending machines the real story here is how crappy yo people treat all the way kids I think the real story is the childhood obesity epidemic sandwich phobia baby if you need a jagoff stop celebrated people for looking like skeleton happy kids like me one all right we're gonna get ourselves busted his terrorists cuz PD needs help on the inside he better give me the top bunk or I'll cut him while we're at it we'll hit O'Shea where it hurts right in a pipe boost me up what's with terrorists do we gotta feed booze that is really shoddy workmanship oh we're the a-team I reckon fools what a plan comes together Gino the pipeline appears to have been built with substandard materials as part of a kickback scheme masterminded by premier O'Shea shame on the voters for electing me the judge agreed and find everyone in the province $600 the men who uncovered the plot had this to say their faces have been distorted for reasons that are none of your business we were just innocently walking by when the pipeline broke and we didn't have to use a bomb on nothing oh sorry I meant or anything bill 1:58 has been repealed activists throughout the province are singing Yub Yub and dancing like happy Ewoks you did it pop you did it thank God I'm getting out of here unfortunately along with the pipeline being destroyed so too were the surrounding wetlands damn it how does it feel to be a free man kid we miss the quiet time in jail don't we Wilson pleased to see you looking healthy again Gina I miss my scooter you a hell on wheels sweetie another one died sorry Petey oil-covered avian who here's your call I do ha ha cheats No [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

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Rating: 4.8011632 out of 5

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Id: LxXcie75LQY

Length: 22min 33sec (1353 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 10 2017